so my girlfriends mom walked in on us having sex. and she told me to get the fuck out of her house, and she kicked out my girlfriend. i feel like i ruined her life, has this ever happened to boyah, and is there any steps i should take to try and make repairs and have her mom not only not hate her daughter anymore, but not hate me as well?
LOL
why were you having sex with her in the house
....wow.
I'm so sorry mongler.
Quote from: Trav on May 14, 2009, 07:25:54 PM
LOL
why were you having sex with her in the house
her mom wasnt home when we started.
she came home while we were doing it. >.<
Quote from: C Mongler on May 14, 2009, 07:25:07 PMhas this ever happened to boyah
What do you think?
Just say she tripped, fell, and landed on your dick.
i've had worse scenarios
Quote from: Stupid fuck >:[ on May 14, 2009, 07:31:28 PM
What do you think?
i'm pretty sure it's happened to everybody here
That's awesome.
Quote from: Stupid fuck >:[ on May 14, 2009, 07:31:28 PM
What do you think?
Just say she tripped, fell, and landed on your dick.
good idea.
Where is your girlfriend staying now?
Quote from: Houdini on May 14, 2009, 07:56:15 PM
Where is your girlfriend staying now?
Obviously this is all fake and it's an attempt to boost his online respect, because he's feeling blue in real life, and what better way to make yourself feel better than to brag about your girlfriend having sex with you to a bunch of online nintendo-nerds? I have to admit, it's a pretty good and elaborate attempt because he's adding in a little bit of reality to the story by claiming they're both in trouble—spreading some realism and making the reader believe it more, because in the mentality of a depressed and lonely nerd if there's a problem and it's about life, it's probably a credible story.
Nice try, C.Mongler.
Quote from: Bassir on May 14, 2009, 08:00:11 PM
Obviously this is all fake and it's an attempt to boost his online respect, because he's feeling blue in real life, and what better way to make yourself feel better than to brag about your girlfriend having sex with you to a bunch of online nintendo-nerds? I have to admit, it's a pretty good and elaborate attempt because he's adding in a little bit of reality to the story by claiming they're both in troubleâ,”spreading some realism and making the reader believe it more, because in the mentality of a depressed and lonely nerd if there's a problem and it's about life, it's probably a credible story.
Nice try, C.Mongler.
I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. It's been well established by now that Mr. Mongler is sexually active. This scenario is not a stretch by any means, unless he's been lying to us for the past year or two. I think you're describing something you would consider doing yourself.
Quote from: Houdini on May 14, 2009, 08:04:30 PM
I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. It's been well established by now that Mr. Mongler is sexually active. This scenario is not a stretch by any means, unless he's been lying to us for the past year or two. I think you're describing something you would consider doing yourself.
I would never lie about my personal life to the great people of Boyah, as I must abide by the Boyah constitution that I've sworn to when taking the oath of office which promotes the truth. I've invited several personal real-life friends of mine to this site, which I wouldn't do if I ever planned on lying about anything.
I do not doubt Mongler's sexual attractiveness and ability to get a girlfriend so much that I doubt his credibility—because he does seem to enjoy posting about his extravagant and womanizing personal life on message boards consisting primarily of lonely nerds.
Quote from: Bassir on May 14, 2009, 08:10:38 PM
I would never lie about my personal life to the great people of Boyah, as I must abide by the Boyah constitution that I've sworn to when taking the oath of office which promotes the truth. I've invited several personal real-life friends of mine to this site, which I wouldn't do if I ever planned on lying about anything.
I do not doubt Mongler's sexual attractiveness and ability to get a girlfriend so much that I doubt his credibilityâ,”because he does seem to enjoy posting about his extravagant and womanizing personal life on message boards consisting primarily of lonely nerds.
That's the catch: C.Mongler is both a womanizer and a lonely nerd. These two distinct aspects of his lifestyle simultaneously oppose and feed one another. He feeds the womanizing side by seeking help on the internet, allowing him to improve his love life. At the same time, this feeds the lonely nerd aspect of himself by fulfilling his desire to show off to other lonely nerds. What appears to be a lack of credibility actually provides a deeper explanation for his actions.
Quote from: Houdini on May 14, 2009, 08:28:07 PM
That's the catch: C.Mongler is both a womanizer and a lonely nerd. These two distinct aspects of his lifestyle simultaneously oppose and feed one another. He feeds the womanizing side by seeking help on the internet, allowing him to improve his love life. At the same time, this feeds the lonely nerd aspect of himself by fulfilling his desire to show off to other lonely nerds. What appears to be a lack of credibility actually provides a deeper explanation for his actions.
Let's not jump to conclusions now, Sir...
I understand the evidence seems inconclusive, but I make no fallacies good sir, I did engage in sexual acts with my recently acquired girlfriend.
(A picture of us together, not engaged in sex acts of course)
[spoiler](http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2684/7/125/732161857/n732161857_3019844_1004682.jpg)[/spoiler]
I am not here to make myself better appeal to other Boyagers. Had I wanted to do that, I would have told some story about me freeing the Chinese from Communism, or riding on the back of a shark. This story however, is completely legitimate, and I am in dire need of advice and guidance.
hey i am a socialist so how would that impress me you dick
You only have yourself to blame
I hope shes pregnant too n_u
Quote from: C Mongler on May 14, 2009, 09:07:12 PM
I understand the evidence seems inconclusive, but I make no fallacies good sir, I did engage in sexual acts with my recently acquired girlfriend.
(A picture of us together, not engaged in sex acts of course)
[spoiler](http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2684/7/125/732161857/n732161857_3019844_1004682.jpg)[/spoiler]
She's not worth it.
Teach me your ways, kind sensei.
Quote from: Bassir on May 14, 2009, 08:00:11 PM
Obviously this is all fake and it's an attempt to boost his online respect, because he's feeling blue in real life, and what better way to make yourself feel better than to brag about your girlfriend having sex with you to a bunch of online nintendo-nerds? I have to admit, it's a pretty good and elaborate attempt because he's adding in a little bit of reality to the story by claiming they're both in troubleâ,”spreading some realism and making the reader believe it more, because in the mentality of a depressed and lonely nerd if there's a problem and it's about life, it's probably a credible story.
Nice try, C.Mongler.
Beat me to it.
I would have been less wordy, though.
Hey, I think it's true. You should give her Mom a day or so to calm down before you approach her though. Say youe are sorry that things just got out of control and you never meant to hurt anyone. Gee, she must know what it's like right?
Man up and apologize to her mom. Her mom will probably appreciate it.
I have never been walked in on by a parent, but one time with my ex, her friend came into the basement through a slider (main way to get in) and realized we were about to do it. So, she sat and talked to us for awhile as we lied naked under the blankets....
Oh, you crazy kids and your sex scandals. giggle;
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 15, 2009, 10:56:09 AM
Oh, you crazy kids and your sex scandals. giggle;
Remember our sex scandal. giggle;
Oh wait, it wasn't even a scandal. <3
I would do Cake Mongler's girlfriend
this is why you're a dipshit geno
part of it
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 15, 2009, 11:59:43 AM
Remember our sex scandal. giggle;
Oh wait, it wasn't even a scandal. <3
You putting date rape drugs in my drink doesn't count. n_n
Quote from: Geno on May 15, 2009, 12:57:19 PM
I would do Cake Mongler's girlfriend
You'd fuck a rock if it had a snatch. akudood;
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 15, 2009, 12:58:14 PM
You putting date rape drugs in my drink doesn't count. n_n
You'd fuck a rock if it had a snatch. akudood;
Date rape drugs are a myth. akudood; I simply added more cream in yo bowl. ;)
i think your girlfriends mom is a crazy bitch and she needs to calm down.
Quote from: Stupid fuck >:[ on May 15, 2009, 12:57:44 PM
this is why you're a dipshit geno
part of it
Uh how
And undipshit me already akudood;
maybe shes mad you arent having sex with her
Noooo, I don't believe this. Mock Congler is too innocent. And you guys like, just started going out; you're already having sex?
Quote from: Det in Fâ,,¯ Major on May 15, 2009, 01:46:12 PM
Noooo, I don't believe this. Mock Congler is too innocent. And you guys like, just started going out; you're already having sex?
It's not uncommon doodhuh;
cut off your dick
www.latfh.com
Quote from: Geno on May 15, 2009, 01:48:54 PM
It's not uncommon doodhuh;
Kids these days. goonish
Quote from: Chef second capitaine on May 15, 2009, 02:22:52 PM
Kids these days. goonish
Tell me about it. goonish
[spoiler] n_u[/spoiler]
Mongler I am so proud of you
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 15, 2009, 02:24:48 PM
Tell me about it. goonish
[spoiler] n_u[/spoiler]
They need to learn patience. :(
Quote from: Canard Diapason Funambule on May 15, 2009, 03:52:49 PM
They need to learn patience. :(
I'm in the same boat. :'(
Fortunately, all the times I've had were with older men in their own houses/apartments. No mommy or daddy walking in on us. n_u
Aww, what happened to the C Mongler that used to bitch, rant and rave about NSiders on youtube and post pictures on fences?
WHAT HAPPENED?! saddood;
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 15, 2009, 04:53:38 PM
I'm in the same boat. :'(
Fortunately, all the times I've had were with older men in their own houses/apartments. No mommy or daddy walking in on us. n_u
I've been lu---who am I kidding. :(
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 15, 2009, 05:01:56 PM
You've been what? n_u
I was going to say 'I've been lucky too. n_u', but then I realised most people would know that's a lie. sillydood;
Quote from: Canard Diapason Funambule on May 15, 2009, 05:04:52 PM
I was going to say 'I've been lucky too. n_u', but then I realised most people would know that's a lie. sillydood;
You just wait. giggle;
my question is more like why were you having sex with her after dating for like... 2 weeks? I guess everyone doesn't have the same mindset as me. But still. No pity, sorry, you figure it out.
Quote from: Sam on May 15, 2009, 09:26:25 PM
my question is more like why were you having sex with her after dating for like... 2 weeks? I guess everyone doesn't have the same mindset as me. But still. No pity, sorry, you figure it out.
I'm pretty sure that most guys don't really care how long its been.
Quote from: Sam on May 15, 2009, 09:26:25 PM
my question is more like why were you having sex with her after dating for like... 2 weeks? I guess everyone doesn't have the same mindset as me. But still. No pity, sorry, you figure it out.
i believe it was love at first sight this time
Why the fuck do parents make such a big deal out of sex...
Quote from: David on May 15, 2009, 09:27:38 PM
I'm pretty sure that most guys don't really care how long its been.
For me it's not how long you've been dating... but you'd have to really love and trust the other person, I'd think. I don't think monglie was really good friends with this girl beforehand, and two weeks is like.. nothing.
I don't know.
In my head, people who would give it up after two weeks are sluts, female or not. And beyond the 'slut' statement, they're idiots. But my head's pretty twisted.
I'll be honest though, I just lost at least 50% of the respect I had for monglie. I thought he was someone else.
Quote from: Sam on May 15, 2009, 09:32:29 PM
For me it's not how long you've been dating... but you'd have to really love and trust the other person, I'd think. I don't think monglie was really good friends with this girl beforehand, and two weeks is like.. nothing.
I don't know.
In my head, people who would give it up after two weeks are sluts, female or not. And beyond the 'slut' statement, they're idiots. But my head's pretty twisted.
I'll be honest though, I just lost at least 50% of the respect I had for monglie. I thought he was someone else.
i don't really see why you make a big deal
really, isn't that the reason for a lot of relationships
Quote from: David on May 15, 2009, 09:27:38 PM
I'm pretty sure that most guys don't really care how long its been.
not true akudood;
but it's not like i have to worry about that anyway hocuspocus;
Quote from: Trav on May 15, 2009, 09:34:55 PM
i don't really see why you make a big deal
really, isn't that the reason for a lot of relationships
Look, I don't like loose teens. maybe relationships are sometimes based around sex, but they shouldn't be. That's stupid.
It's an opinion, I guess. I just think sex is supposed to
mean something. But whatever, do what you want, far be it from me to stop you.
I think I agree with Sam.
Sex changes everything. You don't see relationships the same way, you don't see love the same way. Far too many people have sex out of love.
I agree a bit uh. It's not really bad but it should matter somewhat and not be a fucking whore who fucks everyone.
But yeah, what C.Mongler did is fine.
I think that 2 weeks is really too short of time to have sex with somebody though. I'm assuming they new each other fairly well before they began dating but that's not really so much the same thing as dating. People should get to know each other really well before doing that, I think
Quote from: Sam on May 15, 2009, 09:32:29 PM
For me it's not how long you've been dating... but you'd have to really love and trust the other person, I'd think. I don't think monglie was really good friends with this girl beforehand, and two weeks is like.. nothing.
I don't know.
In my head, people who would give it up after two weeks are sluts, female or not. And beyond the 'slut' statement, they're idiots. But my head's pretty twisted.
I'll be honest though, I just lost at least 50% of the respect I had for monglie. I thought he was someone else.
you said like the exact same thing to me
Quote from: Trevor on May 16, 2009, 08:36:59 AM
you said like the exact same thing to me
yeah... and?
It's a fairly similar situation
Quote from: Sam on May 15, 2009, 09:32:29 PM
For me it's not how long you've been dating... but you'd have to really love and trust the other person, I'd think. I don't think monglie was really good friends with this girl beforehand, and two weeks is like.. nothing.
I don't know.
In my head, people who would give it up after two weeks are sluts, female or not. And beyond the 'slut' statement, they're idiots. But my head's pretty twisted.
I'll be honest though, I just lost at least 50% of the respect I had for monglie. I thought he was someone else.
You remind me of Veal.
Quote from: Skylark on May 16, 2009, 08:36:13 AM
I think that 2 weeks is really too short of time to have sex with somebody though. I'm assuming they new each other fairly well before they began dating but that's not really so much the same thing as dating. People should get to know each other really well before doing that, I think
What if they were very close friends and were going out together prior to having an official relationship?
Quote from: Bassir on May 16, 2009, 10:53:58 AM
What if they were very close friends and were going out together prior to having an official relationship?
I still don't think it'd be good to have sex in only two weeks. If they were very close friends that seems like it should even take more time (more of a transition between being friends and dating) but if they were going out together for a reasonable amount of time then I think it would be okay? I just think that people do things like this very quickly and that they should... allow more time to get to know the person before they do anything physical. Not for the sake of not being a slut, and not to be moral, but because I think it will make the relationship better and longer lasting.
Quote from: Skylark on May 16, 2009, 11:02:14 AM
I still don't think it'd be good to have sex in only two weeks. If they were very close friends that seems like it should even take more time (more of a transition between being friends and dating) but if they were going out together for a reasonable amount of time then I think it would be okay? I just think that people do things like this very quickly and that they should... allow more time to get to know the person before they do anything physical. Not for the sake of not being a slut, and not to be moral, but because I think it will make the relationship better and longer lasting.
I agree, two weeks of dating is not sufficient.
Quote from: Sam on May 16, 2009, 09:40:24 AM
yeah... and?
It's a fairly similar situation
and nothing
i was just pointing it out
Well, last night her mom called my dad, and she wanted her to come home and was wondering if I knew where she was so I could convince her to do so. So I did. And she's home now. My dad knows, but he didn't get pissed, he was just like "You fucked up son, just don't do it again". Well prom is tonight. I have to go to her house to get her and take pictures. I'm fucking scared. Help?
Quote from: C Mongler on May 16, 2009, 11:42:06 AM
Well, last night her mom called my dad, and she wanted her to come home and was wondering if I knew where she was so I could convince her to do so. So I did. And she's home now. My dad knows, but he didn't get pissed, he was just like "You fucked up son, just don't do it again". Well prom is tonight. I have to go to her house to get her and take pictures. I'm fucking scared. Help?
So was your like, half an hour of sex really worth all this trouble? happydood;
Quote from: Det in Fâ,,¯ Major on May 16, 2009, 11:59:53 AM
So was your like, half an hour of sex really worth all this trouble? happydood;
eh kind of, but that's not important right now >.<
Quote from: C Mongler on May 16, 2009, 12:04:29 PM
eh kind of
how? was it your first time with her?
also did her mom see your buttocks
Quote from: Det in Fâ,,¯ Major on May 16, 2009, 12:06:44 PM
how? was it your first time with her?
also did her mom see your buttocks
no it was my third time giggle;
and yeah probably.
Did you use a condom <3
Quote from: Skylark on May 16, 2009, 11:02:14 AM
I still don't think it'd be good to have sex in only two weeks. If they were very close friends that seems like it should even take more time (more of a transition between being friends and dating) but if they were going out together for a reasonable amount of time then I think it would be okay? I just think that people do things like this very quickly and that they should... allow more time to get to know the person before they do anything physical. Not for the sake of not being a slut, and not to be moral, but because I think it will make the relationship better and longer lasting.
yeah, I agree.
Quote from: Trevor on May 16, 2009, 11:36:03 AM
and nothing
i was just pointing it out
mkay
Quote from: C Mongler on May 16, 2009, 11:42:06 AM
Well, last night her mom called my dad, and she wanted her to come home and was wondering if I knew where she was so I could convince her to do so. So I did. And she's home now. My dad knows, but he didn't get pissed, he was just like "You fucked up son, just don't do it again". Well prom is tonight. I have to go to her house to get her and take pictures. I'm fucking scared. Help?
Just take it like a man. You're gonna have to face them sooner or later. At least you'll have pictures to remember the night by. :3
Quote from: C Mongler on May 16, 2009, 11:42:06 AM
My dad knows, but he didn't get pissed, he was just like "You fucked up son, just don't do it again"
Woah, your Dad's the shit. Mine would have me castrated if he found out about my sexual escapades. Such is the fate of living with a christian exremist republican.
Quote from: Josh on May 16, 2009, 01:05:17 PM
Woah, your Dad's the shit. Mine would have me castrated if he found out about my sexual escapades. Such is the fate of living with a christian exremist republican.
what sexual escapades do you have to share baddood;
Quote from: Det in F♯ Major on May 16, 2009, 01:07:27 PM
what sexual escapades do you have to share baddood;
Well, there was the time in the back of my ex's van two summers ago...her parents were driving! akudood;
Then there was the time I got to second base at a roller rink.
Oh yeah also I got to touch boobies when I saw The Unborn.
Quote from: Slim on May 16, 2009, 09:42:04 AM
You remind me of Veal.
What the hell, man? Sam didn't do anything to you. You have no right to say things like that to her. I mean, that's just... wow. I am both astounded and revolted.
If my parents heard me say something like that they'd beat me like our slave.
Quote from: Josh on May 16, 2009, 01:11:13 PM
Well, there was the time in the back of my ex's van two summers ago...her parents were driving! akudood;
what did you hold her hand or something
Quote from: Det in Fâ,,¯ Major on May 16, 2009, 01:14:01 PM
what did you hold her hand or something
I held something alright... doodella;
you people are all fucked.
if the kid wants to fuck his girlfriend who the fuck cares?
it doesn't matter how long they have been dating.
Quote from: Veal on May 16, 2009, 01:13:38 PM
What the hell, man? Sam didn't do anything to you. You have no right to say things like that to her. I mean, that's just... wow. I am both astounded and revolted.
If my parents heard me say something like that they'd beat me like our slave.
is this post serious or a joke.
I agree with Lacey; if Mongler wants to fuck his girlfriend, who cares? It shouldn't matter to any of us what he does in private.
Quote from: Canard Diapason Funambule on May 16, 2009, 01:44:04 PM
how so
because most of you are commenting on something you know nothing about.
then making a big deal about it saying he's a slut and calling people sluts who do that.
like fuck go get laid and then you can tell us your opinion.
It's sad when Lacey is the one who makes the most sense
lacey may be the voice of reason, but she's still a whore
Shit son, if I have to do something to know it's wrong then I should really get to work on a lot of things.
Lacey, you ready for death?
Quote from: Veal on May 16, 2009, 01:13:38 PM
What the hell, man? Sam didn't do anything to you. You have no right to say things like that to her. I mean, that's just... wow. I am both astounded and revolted.
But I meant it as a compliment. ^___^
Quote from: laylay on May 16, 2009, 01:40:47 PM
you people are all fucked.
if the kid wants to fuck his girlfriend who the fuck cares?
it doesn't matter how long they have been dating.
lacey saves the day, once again. giggle;
Quote from: Trevor on May 16, 2009, 02:32:59 PM
lacey may be the voice of reason, but she's still a whore
not really sense i've being doing stuff with the same guy for a long long time.
Quote from: laylay on May 16, 2009, 05:47:36 PM
not really sense i've being doing stuff with the same guy for a long long time.
Does your boyfriend have pubic hair?
Quote from: laylay on May 16, 2009, 05:47:36 PM
not really sense i've being doing stuff with the same guy for a long long time.
under jmv standards you would be considered a slut
Lacey, your statement is as much opinion as mine is. At least I know mine is an opinion and don't pretend to know what I'm talking about. [spoiler]Then again, sex is probably one of the few things you feel you can elaborate on, so I guess I can't blame you for getting a little carried away. [/spoiler]
Part of me cares and part of me doesn't. I guess my opinion is so strong that I'm actually somewhat turned-off by people who have sex when they're not in love. I don't care what people do, I wouldn't discourage it unless they asked for my opinion or something, but I just tend to look down on people for it. I do not agree with it. I don't think monglie should have done it and I think his girlfriend's mom has every right to be angry about it. Especially because it was in her house.
The issue isn't that I "need to get laid". Rest assure if that was what I wanted I could have had it years ago. Hundreds of times over. I want love. For me, sex comes after.
yeah but why would you look down on someone for that.
that's the dumbest reason to judge a person by.
that's their intimate life, people are going to do what feels right to them at that time.
it's one thing if people get wasted and fuck someone different every weekend.
but i mean if you have some sort of connection or slight relationship with someone then it's definitly not a problem.
What happened? Someone get an STD? Tsk tsk tsk..why don't you guys use a trash bag condom? Hefty hefty hefty, wimpy wimpy wimpy. HAHAHAHA
Quote from: laylay on May 16, 2009, 06:17:09 PM
yeah but why would you look down on someone for that.
that's the dumbest reason to judge a person by.
that's their intimate life, people are going to do what feels right to them at that time.
it's one thing if people get wasted and fuck someone different every weekend.
but i mean if you have some sort of connection or slight relationship with someone then it's definitly not a problem.
...
to youwe have differing opinions. I'm not saying you're wrong for yours, but mine's different.
Two weeks is too short for me to even start kissing lol baddood;
I agree with Ms Hime. hocuspocus;
Quote from: Cyanide on May 16, 2009, 06:42:15 PM
Two weeks is too short for me to even start kissing lol baddood;
two weeks is too short for me to even start making eye contact
two weeks is too short to realize that they have emotions
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 16, 2009, 06:52:34 PM
two weeks is too short to realize that they have emotions
Uh...emotions in general, or love? Maybe it's too short for you to realize you have emotions, but
normal people typically go out with people that they, you know, already "like" to some extent.
I think she was joking.
I hope.
Quote from: Kaz on May 16, 2009, 06:58:10 PM
Uh...emotions in general, or love? Maybe it's too short for you to realize you have emotions, but normal people typically go out with people that they, you know, already "like" to some extent.
maybe if you've read the last posts (I think it was bassir, just bassir ;_;) you would've realize that we were being silly <3
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 16, 2009, 07:01:37 PM
maybe if you've read the last posts (I think it was bassir, just bassir ;_;) you would've realize that we were being silly <3
oh okay
Quote from: Bassir on May 16, 2009, 06:45:47 PM
two weeks is too short for me to even start making eye contact
Two weeks is too short for me to even believe I have a girlfriend. akudood;
two weeks is too short for me to even start talking to the girl
Quote from: Bassir on May 16, 2009, 08:07:57 PM
two weeks is too short for me to even start talking to the girl
i think we already gathered that from reading your other post..
Quote from: Bassir on May 16, 2009, 08:07:57 PM
two weeks is too short for me to even start talking to the girl
pft two weeks? you're weak, you need to be more patient.
I'm with Sam 100% in this thread. Love is what matters...not sexual advancement.
i wish i was like wrench
Okay well I went over to her house, and like nothing happened. Everyone (parents) just were like "Oh hey kids goin to prom, its gonna be funnnn!", no one was like "HEY YOU TWO WERE FUCKING madood; ". So yeah. It was awkward though because me and my girlfriend didn't really know what to say and her dad was like "boy you two sure are quiet ha ha ha ha".
Then we went to prom. Then we left early, went to an empty street in my neighborhood and made sweet loving in the back of my car doodhuh;
Quote from: Gambit17 on May 16, 2009, 06:24:23 PM
What happened? Someone get an STD? Tsk tsk tsk..why don't you guys use a trash bag condom? Hefty hefty hefty, wimpy wimpy wimpy. HAHAHAHA
Boo get off the stage
Quote from: Cyanide on May 16, 2009, 06:42:15 PM
Two weeks is too short for me to even start kissing lol baddood;
now I feel like a whore :'(
i feel disappointed
Quote from: Gambit17 on May 16, 2009, 06:24:23 PM
What happened? Someone get an STD? Tsk tsk tsk..why don't you guys use a trash bag condom? Hefty hefty hefty, wimpy wimpy wimpy. HAHAHAHA
what the christ is wrong with you
Baha, so at this point, it's obvious that this relationship just thrives on sex, and sex only.
Quote from: Zach on May 16, 2009, 01:45:19 PM
I agree with Lacey; if Mongler wants to fuck his girlfriend, who cares? It shouldn't matter to any of us what he does in private.
What? Nobody forced him to go public with it. Any retard would know that this issue has two sides and not everyone's going to agree.
i hate you cock mongler
Quote from: YPR on May 17, 2009, 12:01:36 AM
Boo get off the stagenow I feel like a whore :'(
Don't forget lush. n_u
[spoiler] :3[/spoiler]
Quote from: YPR on May 17, 2009, 12:46:43 AM
by what?
"sex created this huge issue in my relationship. okay. over. let's have sex again!"
Quote from: Skylark on May 17, 2009, 10:56:40 AM
"sex created this huge issue in my relationship. okay. over. let's have sex again!"
Smashing idea! sillydood;
tip: do not stalk the person you love.
how about you guys just let him do what the fuck he wants and figure out the mistakes himself later on
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on May 17, 2009, 11:02:31 AM
tip: do not stalk the person you love.
what does this have to do with anything
I could tell you it's not a good idea to have sex at the start of the relation.
But hey, it's fun seeing C Mongler in a situation like this. giggle;
Quote from: Skylark on May 17, 2009, 10:56:40 AM
"sex created this huge issue in my relationship. okay. over. let's have sex again!"
yeah, sex is fun for both parties so we might as well giggle;
Quote from: C Mongler on May 17, 2009, 06:55:39 PM
yeah, sex is fun for both parties so we might as well giggle;
You're awful akudood;
in other news arent we pretty giggle;
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3859/7/125/732161857/n732161857_3096772_6177301.jpg)
Quote from: C Mongler on May 17, 2009, 08:03:19 PM
in other news arent we pretty giggle;
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I like the ones where you look really awkward, personally. giggle;
Quote from: Sam on May 17, 2009, 08:04:55 PM
I like the ones where you look really awkward, personally. giggle;
So all of them? giggle;
Aww, she's really pretty. <3
i hope she dumps you
Quote from: C Mongler on May 17, 2009, 08:03:19 PM
in other news arent we pretty giggle;
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3859/7/125/732161857/n732161857_3096772_6177301.jpg)
Are your cheeks always rosy like a clown's or is that make-up?
Quote from: C Mongler on May 17, 2009, 08:06:45 PM
So all of them? giggle;
yeah, but some are worse than others...
[spoiler](http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3859/7/125/732161857/n732161857_3096773_6588153.jpg)[/spoiler]
I quite enjoy that one. giggle;
actually it's not too bad
I think you look more awkward because I'm trying to picture what's running through your mind :3
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=678255499#/photo.php?pid=3096778&id=732161857&ref=nf
that one's funny because it looks like you're squinting or osmething.
Quote from: C Mongler on May 17, 2009, 08:03:19 PM
in other news arent we pretty giggle;
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3859/7/125/732161857/n732161857_3096772_6177301.jpg)
holy hell
i honestly would probably just stay in the relationship for sex
Quote from: Zach on May 17, 2009, 10:52:02 PM
holy hell
i honestly would probably just stay in the relationship for sex
wow, i just lost, like, 50% of the respect i had for you. you're a worthless, no-good slut, and beyond the 'slut' statement, you're an idiot. :\
Quote from: Zach on May 17, 2009, 10:52:02 PM
holy hell
i honestly would probably just stay in the relationship for sex
Well you'd have to, you know, be in a relationship, first.
Quote from: Veal on May 17, 2009, 10:58:26 PM
Well you'd have to, you know, be in a relationship, first.
That's true. But this is all hypothetical - I don't even know what the girl's personality is like. That could make the relationship worthless.
Hey Zach, how'd things work out with that girl? You know, the one who likes to smoke weed and such?
Wait yeah Zach what happened with that girl
Hey Slim, how'd thinks work out with that girl? You know, the... one.
wait maybe I was thinking of someone else.
Quote from: Slim on May 17, 2009, 11:01:02 PM
Hey Zach, how'd things work out with that girl? You know, the one who likes to smoke weed and such?
Uh, it turns out that she was high most of the time that we spoke and she never really gave me any second interest because I was ultimately unable to relate to her and her circle of smoking/fuck buddies. She got some boyfriend from out of town that smokes and apparently has a huge cock.
I realize now that it was stupid on my part to try and pursue a relationship with her because of how utterly immature she is. Her relationships aren't about how compatible she is with someone - it's all about if you smoke weed and can fuck her goddamn brains out. She admitted to not liking one of her ex-boyfriends at all but stayed with him for months because of his cock. She wasn't interested in me at all except as a friend she could occasionally talk about politics or weird news stories with.
I'm over her and know that it's a good thing that I didn't ever try to get serious about dating her. Outside of some nice political discussions, we never really had any good conversations. Everything always went back to how high she got last night.
Besides, I'm not interested in dating someone who only wants me because I have a penis - I have to have an emotional connection. It's not about physical love for me - it's about the emotional love.
You're growin' up!
Quote from: Veal on May 17, 2009, 11:01:51 PM
Hey Slim, how'd thinks work out with that girl? You know, the... one.
wait maybe I was thinking of someone else.
Yeah, you probably were, considering that I don't discuss my personal life with you weirdos.
If anything, I ought to be commended for this.
Quote from: Zach on May 17, 2009, 11:13:06 PM
Uh, it turns out that she was high most of the time that we spoke and she never really gave me any second interest because I was ultimately unable to relate to her and her circle of smoking/fuck buddies. She got some boyfriend from out of town that smokes and apparently has a huge cock.
I realize now that it was stupid on my part to try and pursue a relationship with her because of how utterly immature she is. Her relationships aren't about how compatible she is with someone - it's all about if you smoke weed and can fuck her goddamn brains out. She admitted to not liking one of her ex-boyfriends at all but stayed with him for months because of his cock. She wasn't interested in me at all except as a friend she could occasionally talk about politics or weird news stories with.
I'm over her and know that it's a good thing that I didn't ever try to get serious about dating her. Outside of some nice political discussions, we never really had any good conversations. Everything always went back to how high she got last night.
Besides, I'm not interested in dating someone who only wants me because I have a penis - I have to have an emotional connection. It's not about physical love for me - it's about the emotional love.
what that's a shame.
so did you go to prom or what?
No, there wasn't anyone I really wanted to go with and I decided that without a date it would be a waste of my time.
I did meet a girl a while back and I thought that our initial conversation went really well, but I haven't heard back from her since, so I guess it wasn't as successful as I thought.
Oh, and so it doesn't sound like I've lazily sat on my ass without contacting her, she gave me her Myspace and hasn't logged on since.
No but my girlfriend's mom has walked in on my and my gf laying in bed naked. She saw my bare ass. We were just talking. Her mom was actually really sorry (she voted for Obama.) It wasn't too awkward and no one got kicked out.
Tell us the story in detail, were you still inside her when her mom yelled at her and you?
Oh and you forgot the pictures of your girlfriend so we can tell you if it's worth it (witch it probably isn't.)Get her to live with you, explain the situation to your parents, it's cool.
Quote from: Skylark on May 16, 2009, 08:36:13 AM
I think that 2 weeks is really too short of time to have sex with somebody though. I'm assuming they new each other fairly well before they began dating but that's not really so much the same thing as dating. People should get to know each other really well before doing that, I think
If the relationship is serious then it can wait for at least a month. Putting sex into it makes things more complicated. I usually wait about 4 hours after asking her out and 2 hours after knocking her out.
Quote from: reefer on May 18, 2009, 03:15:44 AM
No but my girlfriend's mom has walked in on my and my gf laying in bed naked. She saw my bare ass. We were just talking. Her mom was actually really sorry (she voted for Obama.) It wasn't too awkward and no one got kicked out.
Tell us the story in detail, were you still inside her when her mom yelled at her and you?
Oh and you forgot the pictures of your girlfriend so we can tell you if it's worth it (witch it probably isn't.)
Get her to live with you, explain the situation to your parents, it's cool.
If the relationship is serious then it can wait for at least a month. Putting sex into it makes things more complicated. I usually wait about 4 hours after asking her out and 2 hours after knocking her out.
I love you so much reaper
Quote from: reefer on May 18, 2009, 03:15:44 AM(she voted for Obama.)
That changes everything reaper akudood;
Text wall.
Quote from: Kaz on May 17, 2009, 01:07:33 AM
what the christ is wrong with you
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TXpG977REY[/youtube]
Quote from: Zach on May 17, 2009, 11:13:06 PM
Uh, it turns out that she was high most of the time that we spoke and she never really gave me any second interest because I was ultimately unable to relate to her and her circle of smoking/fuck buddies. She got some boyfriend from out of town that smokes and apparently has a huge cock.
I realize now that it was stupid on my part to try and pursue a relationship with her because of how utterly immature she is. Her relationships aren't about how compatible she is with someone - it's all about if you smoke weed and can fuck her goddamn brains out. She admitted to not liking one of her ex-boyfriends at all but stayed with him for months because of his cock. She wasn't interested in me at all except as a friend she could occasionally talk about politics or weird news stories with.
I'm over her and know that it's a good thing that I didn't ever try to get serious about dating her. Outside of some nice political discussions, we never really had any good conversations. Everything always went back to how high she got last night.
Besides, I'm not interested in dating someone who only wants me because I have a penis - I have to have an emotional connection. It's not about physical love for me - it's about the emotional love.
Jesus Christ it makes me feel so sorry for this world when people like that girl exist.
Quote from: C Mongler on May 16, 2009, 11:16:17 PM
Okay well I went over to her house, and like nothing happened. Everyone (parents) just were like "Oh hey kids goin to prom, its gonna be funnnn!", no one was like "HEY YOU TWO WERE FUCKING madood; ". So yeah. It was awkward though because me and my girlfriend didn't really know what to say and her dad was like "boy you two sure are quiet ha ha ha ha".
Then we went to prom. Then we left early, went to an empty street in my neighborhood and made sweet loving in the back of my car doodhuh;
I'm glad there is a happy ending (well, two happy endings if you know what I mean.)
Quote from: Josh on May 16, 2009, 01:05:17 PM
Woah, your Dad's the shit. Mine would have me castrated if he found out about my sexual escapades. Such is the fate of living with a christian exremist republican.
My parents would have just giggled, they're semi-liberal, it's cool.
Quote from: Sam on May 15, 2009, 09:32:29 PM
For me it's not how long you've been dating... but you'd have to really love and trust the other person, I'd think. I don't think monglie was really good friends with this girl beforehand, and two weeks is like.. nothing.
I don't know.
In my head, people who would give it up after two weeks are sluts, female or not. And beyond the 'slut' statement, they're idiots. But my head's pretty twisted.
I'll be honest though, I just lost at least 50% of the respect I had for monglie. I thought he was someone else.
Now thats just silly, I agree with the first part... time isn't everything. Two weeks is a short amount of time to have sex at mongler's age but whatever, it's not like they're just two random ass people who met and have sex after two weeks (LCK.) They're going to prom and it's cool because shes not slutty looking even if she is.
For me, it's like this:
I'll wait as long as I need to (less than six months please) just so I know this girl is going to be faithful to my penis. If it's two weeks then it kind of puts a tag to her that she is easy. Easy girls aren't bad but if you're dating them then their faithfulness to your dick seem to be very loose. They might cheat on you (more likely than waiting 3 months.)
In short: A long wait for the big sex means less chance of cheating. If you want the puss then fuck it (literally.)
Quote from: Sam on May 15, 2009, 09:32:29 PMI just lost at least 50% of the respect I had for monglie.
50% of zero is zero.
Quote from: reefer on May 18, 2009, 11:27:55 PM
Two weeks is a short amount of time to have sex at mongler's age but whatever, it's not like they're just two random ass people who met and have sex after two weeks (LCK.)
hey hey hey
it's not like we didn't know each other
Quote from: Trevor on May 19, 2009, 06:00:47 AM
hey hey hey
it's not like we didn't know each other
Eh. I suspected that but really didn't care and assumed no one would read the post.
C. Mongler, you look horrible in a tux.
Quote from: Bassir on May 19, 2009, 08:37:48 PM
C. Mongler, you look horrible in a tux.
he should have just wore a dress shirt and dress pants.
Quote from: laylay on May 20, 2009, 03:23:45 PM
he should have just wore a dress shirt and dress pants.
...prom is a formal event.
Formal = tux.
Monglie doesn't really look bad in it I don't think, but a different style may ahve been better suited for his frame.
Quote from: Sam on May 20, 2009, 07:20:23 PM
...prom is a formal event.
Formal = tux.
Monglie doesn't really look bad in it I don't think, but a different style may ahve been better suited for his frame.
Its the jacket. without the jacket i dont look too bad.
[spoiler](http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs028.snc1/4289_1156867563155_1271721028_415413_1429345_n.jpg)[/spoiler]
Quote from: C Mongler on May 20, 2009, 08:17:02 PM
Its the jacket. without the jacket i dont look too bad.
[spoiler](http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs028.snc1/4289_1156867563155_1271721028_415413_1429345_n.jpg)[/spoiler]
It's everything.
Post her boobs
Did you finish
So, the girl whose MySpace I had acquired finally logged in one month later and now has a boyfriend. Motherfucking goddamn cunt balls. wariodood;
Quote from: Zach on May 21, 2009, 12:50:50 AM
So, the girl whose MySpace I had acquired finally logged in one month later and now has a boyfriend. Motherfucking goddamn cunt balls. wariodood;
fight him and show him your alpha male side and get her
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 21, 2009, 07:11:52 AM
fight him and show him your alpha male side and get her
or cower away and make off hand comments here and there to her, only going as far as complimenting her shirt and asking whats up
My suggestion would be for you to let her and her mother work it out before you try to apologize or make it up to her.
and this is the motherfucker in question:
[spoiler](http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/93/l_59afc079ddac4df9ba7511e325c51fb4.jpg)[/spoiler]
he could beat you up
Quote from: Zach on May 21, 2009, 08:45:33 PM
nah
i'm stone cold Q('_' Q)
can ya take a hit huhdoodame;
Quote from: Skylark on May 21, 2009, 08:46:20 PM
can ya take a hit huhdoodame;
of course snakedood;
He's kinda cute.
Too bad he'd probably kill me. n_n
Just start wearing flannel, carrying around a giant hatchet, and riding an ox and you're IN, bro.
Quote from: Zach on May 21, 2009, 08:30:04 PM
and this is the motherfucker in question:
[spoiler](http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/93/l_59afc079ddac4df9ba7511e325c51fb4.jpg)[/spoiler]
he is kinda cute..
Quote from: steal on May 22, 2009, 03:56:09 PM
He just looks scary to me.
But then again, I'm not homosexual. doodthing;
Lacey isn't either. n_u
Quote from: Canard Diapason Funambule on May 22, 2009, 04:01:38 PM
Lacey isn't either. n_u
i thought i was making that pretty apparent.
i guess not lol..
hey guys a girl told me she likes me a lot
what do i do
Quote from: Bassir on May 22, 2009, 04:47:07 PM
hey guys a girl told me she likes me a lot
what do i do
say it back
Quote from: Bassir on May 22, 2009, 04:47:07 PM
hey guys a girl told me she likes me a lot
what do i do
ask her out
you guys are crazy
Quote from: Bassir on May 22, 2009, 04:47:07 PM
hey guys a girl told me she likes me a lot
what do i do
slap that bitch in the mouth
Quote from: Bassir on May 22, 2009, 04:47:07 PM
hey guys a girl told me she likes me a lot
what do i do
go home and masturbate and never speak to her for fear of rejection
Quote from: Kaz on May 22, 2009, 05:27:40 PM
go home and masturbate and never speak to her for fear of rejection
Words to live by.
Quote from: Kaz on May 22, 2009, 05:27:40 PM
go home and masturbate and never speak to her for fear of rejection
abandonment*
lol bassir is borderline
Quote from: Det in F♯ Major on May 22, 2009, 06:52:23 PM
lol bassir is borderline
I'm not quite sure what you're insinuating. Borderline what?
Quote from: Bassir on May 22, 2009, 06:59:19 PM
I'm not quite sure what you're insinuating. Borderline what?
she doesn't know cause she's mentally retarded
Quote from: Bassir on May 22, 2009, 06:59:19 PM
I'm not quite sure what you're insinuating. Borderline what?
I think she means Borderline Personality Disorder.
Quote from: Kaz on May 22, 2009, 07:05:06 PM
I think she means Borderline Personality Disorder.
Ah. I don't see why she says that—although I have horrible interpersonal skills, my mood is stable and I'm pretty self-confident. My main problem is my inability to express emotion.
I would've thought that she meant borderline gay.
But then again, since I'm at Boyah it probably does have to do with some sort of personality disorder n_u
Quote from: RDX on May 22, 2009, 07:09:41 PM
I would've thought that she meant borderline gay.
that's also untrue
well yeah but
unless if you really like her too, I would just let it blow over. Unless if she gets clingy, then you have a problem. Just hope that she doesn't.
I'm sure you'll get emotions one day. i did. kind of.
Quote from: RDX on May 22, 2009, 07:14:16 PM
well yeah but
unless if you really like her too, I would just let it blow over. Unless if she gets clingy, then you have a problem. Just hope that she doesn't.
I'm sure you'll get emotions one day. i did. kind of.
i do like her ;)
well then i guess you do have emotions after all spam;
Quote from: RDX on May 22, 2009, 07:16:34 PM
well then i guess you do have emotions after all spam;
of course i do
i'm unable to express them
I use my wit to be sweet, but that will only get me so far...
is it because youre afraid of expressing them, or...you just "can't"
(goddamnit i cant believe im giving girl help again)
Quote from: RDX on May 22, 2009, 07:19:57 PM
is it because youre afraid of expressing them, or...you just "can't"
(goddamnit i cant believe im giving girl help again)
it's because i just can't
I don't understand. There's most likely more than "i just cant".
Also wit alone can get you in a girl's pants. easily. do not underestimate the power that wit and confidence has over the ladies.
Quote from: laylay on May 22, 2009, 07:02:18 PM
she doesn't know cause she's mentally retarded
uh actually i knew what i was talking about and so did kaz so shut the fuck up you dumb cunt
Quote from: Bassir on May 22, 2009, 07:08:40 PM
Ah. I don't see why she says thatâ,”although I have horrible interpersonal skills, my mood is stable and I'm pretty self-confident. My main problem is my inability to express emotion.
i just said it because you said you had fear of abandonment doodthing;
Quote from: Det in Fâ,,¯ Major on May 23, 2009, 09:38:18 AM
uh actually i knew what i was talking about and so did kaz so shut the fuck up you dumb cunt
lol no.
youre such a rebel lacey
oh!