so uh what should i do

[Zach]

Oh, and so it doesn't sound like I've lazily sat on my ass without contacting her, she gave me her Myspace and hasn't logged on since.

[The artist formally known]

No but my girlfriend's mom has walked in on my and my gf laying in bed naked. She saw my bare ass. We were just talking. Her mom was actually really sorry (she voted for Obama.) It wasn't too awkward and no one got kicked out.

Tell us the story in detail, were you still inside her when her mom yelled at her and you?

Oh and you forgot the pictures of your girlfriend so we can tell you if it's worth it (witch it probably isn't.)

Get her to live with you, explain the situation to your parents, it's cool.

I think that 2 weeks is really too short of time to have sex with somebody though. I'm assuming they new each other fairly well before they began dating but that's not really so much the same thing as dating. People should get to know each other really well before doing that, I think

If the relationship is serious then it can wait for at least a month. Putting sex into it makes things more complicated. I usually wait about 4 hours after asking her out and 2 hours after knocking her out.

[Geno]

No but my girlfriend's mom has walked in on my and my gf laying in bed naked. She saw my bare ass. We were just talking. Her mom was actually really sorry (she voted for Obama.) It wasn't too awkward and no one got kicked out.

Tell us the story in detail, were you still inside her when her mom yelled at her and you?

Oh and you forgot the pictures of your girlfriend so we can tell you if it's worth it (witch it probably isn't.)

Get her to live with you, explain the situation to your parents, it's cool.

If the relationship is serious then it can wait for at least a month. Putting sex into it makes things more complicated. I usually wait about 4 hours after asking her out and 2 hours after knocking her out.

I love you so much reaper

[Daddy]

(she voted for Obama.)

That changes everything reaper

[The artist formally known]

That changes everything reaper

It does.

[The artist formally known]

Text wall.

what the christ is wrong with you

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Uh, it turns out that she was high most of the time that we spoke and she never really gave me any second interest because I was ultimately unable to relate to her and her circle of smoking/fuck buddies. She got some boyfriend from out of town that smokes and apparently has a huge cock.

I realize now that it was stupid on my part to try and pursue a relationship with her because of how utterly immature she is. Her relationships aren't about how compatible she is with someone - it's all about if you smoke weed and can fuck her goddamn brains out. She admitted to not liking one of her ex-boyfriends at all but stayed with him for months because of his cock. She wasn't interested in me at all except as a friend she could occasionally talk about politics or weird news stories with.

I'm over her and know that it's a good thing that I didn't ever try to get serious about dating her. Outside of some nice political discussions, we never really had any good conversations. Everything always went back to how high she got last night.

Besides, I'm not interested in dating someone who only wants me because I have a penis - I have to have an emotional connection. It's not about physical love for me - it's about the emotional love.

Jesus Christ it makes me feel so sorry for this world when people like that girl exist.

Okay well I went over to her house, and like nothing happened. Everyone (parents) just were like "Oh hey kids goin to prom, its gonna be funnnn!", no one was like "HEY YOU TWO WERE FUCKING  ". So yeah. It was awkward though because me and my girlfriend didn't really know what to say and her dad was like "boy you two sure are quiet ha ha ha ha".

Then we went to prom. Then we left early, went to an empty street in my neighborhood and made sweet loving in the back of my car 

I'm glad there is a happy ending (well, two happy endings if you know what I mean.)

Woah, your Dad's the shit. Mine would have me castrated if he found out about my sexual escapades. Such is the fate of living with a christian exremist republican.

My parents would have just giggled, they're semi-liberal, it's cool.

For me it's not how long you've been dating... but you'd have to really love and trust the other person, I'd think. I don't think monglie was really good friends with this girl beforehand, and two weeks is like.. nothing.

I don't know.

In my head, people who would give it up after two weeks are sluts, female or not. And beyond the 'slut' statement, they're idiots. But my head's pretty twisted.

I'll be honest though, I just lost at least 50% of the respect I had for monglie. I thought he was someone else.

Now thats just silly, I agree with the first part... time isn't everything. Two weeks is a short amount of time to have sex at mongler's age but whatever, it's not like they're just two random ass people who met and have sex after two weeks (LCK.) They're going to prom and it's cool because shes not slutty looking even if she is.

For me, it's like this:

I'll wait as long as I need to (less than six months please) just so I know this girl is going to be faithful to my penis. If it's two weeks then it kind of puts a tag to her that she is easy. Easy girls aren't bad but if you're dating them then their faithfulness to your dick seem to be very loose. They might cheat on you (more likely than waiting 3 months.)

In short: A long wait for the big sex means less chance of cheating. If you want the puss then fuck it (literally.)

I just lost at least 50% of the respect I had for monglie.

50% of zero is zero.

[LCK]

Two weeks is a short amount of time to have sex at mongler's age but whatever, it's not like they're just two random ass people who met and have sex after two weeks (LCK.)

hey hey hey
it's not like we didn't know each other

[The artist formally known]

hey hey hey
it's not like we didn't know each other

Eh. I suspected that but really didn't care and assumed no one would read the post.

[Feynman]

C. Mongler, you look horrible in a tux.

[l a c e y]

C. Mongler, you look horrible in a tux.

he should have just wore a dress shirt and dress pants.

[Sam]

he should have just wore a dress shirt and dress pants.

...prom is a formal event.

Formal = tux.

Monglie doesn't really look bad in it I don't think, but a different style may ahve been better suited for his frame.

[C.Mongler]

...prom is a formal event.

Formal = tux.

Monglie doesn't really look bad in it I don't think, but a different style may ahve been better suited for his frame.

Its the jacket. without the jacket i dont look too bad.

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[Feynman]

Its the jacket. without the jacket i dont look too bad.

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It's everything.

[Mettalik]

Post her boobs

[C.Mongler]

It's everything.

Oh yeah well you have dumb teeth

Post her boobs

Oh yeah well you have dumb teeth