so uh what should i do

[C.Mongler]

so my girlfriends mom walked in on us having sex. and she told me to get the fuck out of her house, and she kicked out my girlfriend. i feel like i ruined her life, has this ever happened to boyah, and is there any steps i should take to try and make repairs and have her mom not only not hate her daughter anymore, but not hate me as well?

[Travis]

LOL

why were you having sex with her in the house

[Hiro]

....wow.
I'm so sorry mongler.

[C.Mongler]

LOL

why were you having sex with her in the house

her mom wasnt home when we started.

she came home while we were doing it.  

[Daddy]

has this ever happened to boyah

What do you think?


Just say she tripped, fell, and landed on your dick.

[LCK]

i've had worse scenarios

[ME##]

What do you think?

i'm pretty sure it's happened to everybody here

[The spy who loves you]

That's awesome.

[C.Mongler]

What do you think?


Just say she tripped, fell, and landed on your dick.

good idea.

[Houdini]

Where is your girlfriend staying now?

[Feynman]

Where is your girlfriend staying now?

Obviously this is all fake and it's an attempt to boost his online respect, because he's feeling blue in real life, and what better way to make yourself feel better than to brag about your girlfriend having sex with you to a bunch of online nintendo-nerds? I have to admit, it's a pretty good and elaborate attempt because he's adding in a little bit of reality to the story by claiming they're both in trouble—spreading some realism and making the reader believe it more, because in the mentality of a depressed and lonely nerd if there's a problem and it's about life, it's probably a credible story.

Nice try, C.Mongler.

[Houdini]

Obviously this is all fake and it's an attempt to boost his online respect, because he's feeling blue in real life, and what better way to make yourself feel better than to brag about your girlfriend having sex with you to a bunch of online nintendo-nerds? I have to admit, it's a pretty good and elaborate attempt because he's adding in a little bit of reality to the story by claiming they're both in troubleââ,¬â€�spreading some realism and making the reader believe it more, because in the mentality of a depressed and lonely nerd if there's a problem and it's about life, it's probably a credible story.

Nice try, C.Mongler.

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. It's been well established by now that Mr. Mongler is sexually active. This scenario is not a stretch by any means, unless he's been lying to us for the past year or two. I think you're describing something you would consider doing yourself.

[Feynman]

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. It's been well established by now that Mr. Mongler is sexually active. This scenario is not a stretch by any means, unless he's been lying to us for the past year or two. I think you're describing something you would consider doing yourself.

I would never lie about my personal life to the great people of Boyah, as I must abide by the Boyah constitution that I've sworn to when taking the oath of office which promotes the truth. I've invited several personal real-life friends of mine to this site, which I wouldn't do if I ever planned on lying about anything.

I do not doubt Mongler's sexual attractiveness and ability to get a girlfriend so much that I doubt his credibility—because he does seem to enjoy posting about his extravagant and womanizing personal life on message boards consisting primarily of lonely nerds.

[Houdini]

I would never lie about my personal life to the great people of Boyah, as I must abide by the Boyah constitution that I've sworn to when taking the oath of office which promotes the truth. I've invited several personal real-life friends of mine to this site, which I wouldn't do if I ever planned on lying about anything.

I do not doubt Mongler's sexual attractiveness and ability to get a girlfriend so much that I doubt his credibilityââ,¬â€�because he does seem to enjoy posting about his extravagant and womanizing personal life on message boards consisting primarily of lonely nerds.

That's the catch: C.Mongler is both a womanizer and a lonely nerd. These two distinct aspects of his lifestyle simultaneously oppose and feed one another. He feeds the womanizing side by seeking help on the internet, allowing him to improve his love life. At the same time, this feeds the lonely nerd aspect of himself by fulfilling his desire to show off to other lonely nerds. What appears to be a lack of credibility actually provides a deeper explanation for his actions.

[Feynman]

That's the catch: C.Mongler is both a womanizer and a lonely nerd. These two distinct aspects of his lifestyle simultaneously oppose and feed one another. He feeds the womanizing side by seeking help on the internet, allowing him to improve his love life. At the same time, this feeds the lonely nerd aspect of himself by fulfilling his desire to show off to other lonely nerds. What appears to be a lack of credibility actually provides a deeper explanation for his actions.

Let's not jump to conclusions now, Sir...