so uh what should i do

[C.Mongler]

I understand the evidence seems inconclusive, but I make no fallacies good sir, I did engage in sexual acts with my recently acquired girlfriend.

(A picture of us together, not engaged in sex acts of course)
[spoiler][/spoiler]

I am not here to make myself better appeal to other Boyagers. Had I wanted to do that,  I would have told some story about me freeing the Chinese from Communism, or riding on the back of a shark. This story however, is completely legitimate, and I am in dire need of advice and guidance.

[Daddy]

hey i am a socialist so how would that impress me you dick

[Mettalik]

You only have yourself to blame


I hope shes pregnant too 

[Feynman]

I understand the evidence seems inconclusive, but I make no fallacies good sir, I did engage in sexual acts with my recently acquired girlfriend.

(A picture of us together, not engaged in sex acts of course)
[spoiler][/spoiler]

She's not worth it.

[Zach]

Teach me your ways, kind sensei.

[Slim]

Obviously this is all fake and it's an attempt to boost his online respect, because he's feeling blue in real life, and what better way to make yourself feel better than to brag about your girlfriend having sex with you to a bunch of online nintendo-nerds? I have to admit, it's a pretty good and elaborate attempt because he's adding in a little bit of reality to the story by claiming they're both in troubleââ,¬â€�spreading some realism and making the reader believe it more, because in the mentality of a depressed and lonely nerd if there's a problem and it's about life, it's probably a credible story.

Nice try, C.Mongler.

Beat me to it.

I would have been less wordy, though.

[FAMY2]

Hey, I think it's true. You should give her Mom a day or so to calm down before you approach her though. Say youe  are sorry that things just got out of control and you never meant to hurt anyone. Gee, she must know what it's like right?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Man up and apologize to her mom. Her mom will probably appreciate it.

[NOA_Haunted]

I have never been walked in on by a parent, but one time with my ex, her friend came into the basement through a slider (main way to get in) and realized we were about to do it. So, she sat and talked to us for awhile as we lied naked under the blankets....

[Classic]

Oh, you crazy kids and your sex scandals. 

[superclucky]

Oh, you crazy kids and your sex scandals. 

Remember our sex scandal.
Oh wait, it wasn't even a scandal. <3

[Geno]

I would do Cake Mongler's girlfriend

[Daddy]

this is why you're a dipshit geno

part of it

[Classic]

Remember our sex scandal.
Oh wait, it wasn't even a scandal. <3

You putting date rape drugs in my drink doesn't count.

I would do Cake Mongler's girlfriend

You'd fuck a rock if it had a snatch.  

[superclucky]

You putting date rape drugs in my drink doesn't count.
You'd fuck a rock if it had a snatch.  

Date rape drugs are a myth. I simply added more cream in yo bowl.