Hello and welcome to the newest addition the Boyah Masterpiece Theatre. I am your lovely host, Andrew1911. Welcome to my boudier. Avoid the white marks. I like to make it a game with them and say don't step on the lava and whatnot. Ho, ho! Good show, old sport! Now, in today's Boyah Masterpiece Theatre, we will be reading a novel from esteemed novelist, Thomas Jewington Jew, a well known stage name for a Mr. Mariofreak. The reason for his famous screen name was listed in an interview with Mariofreak where he stated he had done it "for the lulz".
Now, this novel we will be reading is brilliantly titled "BOYAH APOCALYPSE!". The exclamation point puts emphasis on the apocalypse part, making sure you skim over the less important Boyah part. Now, this novel has won a Pulitizer and a Peabody so this will be the ride of your life. The story is about a town of Boyah, seperated from civilization in the countryside is put into chaos when a nuclear bomb rains upon the US, creating a nuclear war. Miracously, the citizens of Boyah survive the nuclear fallout and are forced to survive in... THE APOCALYPSE.
They attempt to create a society and rise from the ashes! Well, if I told you anymore, I would ruin the story for you, old sport. Now, let us begin with this epic reading of the epic story... Be prepared for...
BOYAH APOCALYPSE!
okie
didn't read it all.
I better have a good part.
No dying, or being a sissy. I want a REAL part.
Quote from: ClassicTyler on June 17, 2007, 09:09:21 PM
I better have a good part.
No dying, or being a sissy. I want a REAL part.
I was never mentioned it one before. edumacate;
I hope being raped wont be my only part. wub;
Chapter One: The Town of Boyah
Farmer Wrenchninja had begun to choke his massive chicken when his wife, Princess, walked in. She cried, "Oh, my!" Wrenchninja screamed, "Honey, don't watch!" Wrenchninja continued to choke his chicken until he finished squeezing the last bit out. Princess said, "Why do you have to do it in the bathroom?" Wrenchninja screamed, "Well, I can't do it in the barn or the chickens will know!" Wrenchninja took the chicken and placed it in the kitchen to prepare for dinner. He said, "Get cookin', woman. I'm going to go watch the game." Princess abided his command and began to prepare to cook the delicious meal.
In another part of town, town mayor Reaper spoke on about the rampant problem of those dang kids with their dang boomboxes making their dang boom boom music. Reaper spoke eloquontly, "Dang teenagers with their boom boom music! We have senior citizens who need to rest and take naps periodically! Also, they must be changed at certain times! Do they realize the implications of their actions? No! That is why we must take all forms of electronics and destroy them!" The senior citizens attempted to give a standing ovation but were too weak to stand up. They attempted to whistle but they had no saliva. They attempted to clap but lacked the strength to perform that impossible feat. They just moaned in agreement. Reaper went off the stage when his assistant, Classictyler, approached.
Reaper said, "Tyler, hand lotion. Now. I had to shake one of their hands. I'm fairly certain that one had some form of AIDS." Tyler attempted a joke, "Well, sir, looks like the pool is closed!" Reaper stared and said with a stone face, "HAND LOTION. NOW." Tyler gave him his hand lotion. Reaper rubbed his hands together quickly. He said, "Make sure Brenda has my disinfectant bath ready. God only knows what kind of drugs those people are on..." Tyler said, "Yes, sir. I'll make sure." Reaper said quickly, "Also... Find out what the hell is going on with that thing in North Korea. Something about war and bombs shitting on citizens or something."
In another part of town, town idiot Mariofreak began to publically masturbate while watching someone drink some water. People avoided walking in his general direction as Mariofreak began to pump and pump his shaft. He moaned so loudly that even old curmedgeon Andrew1911 heard him. Andrew1911 shouted, "Boy, don't you go no decency?" Mariofreak said, "olol if u dontz shutz up i gunna rapez u gooz oolol" Andrew1911 picked up his stick and yelled, "I got my cane, bitch! Bring it!" Mariofreak finished his job and said, "u winz this timez old manz :| :|" Andrew1911 screamed, "That's right, whore! This my block!"
i dint reed it 2 long
I'M LOVING IT SO FAR.
Sounds amazing already. Seems like something I would actually do too if I lived on a farm.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 17, 2007, 09:17:07 PM
Sounds amazing already. Seems like something I would actually do too if I lived on a farm.
lol must be good, i'll read it.
moar added
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 17, 2007, 09:17:07 PM
Sounds amazing already. Seems like something I would actually do too if I lived on a farm.
lul I'm your wife. I love your story Andrew. wub;
HOLY SHIT, YOU MADE A SLOPE IN THE THIRD PARAGRAPH.
Quote from: Princess on June 17, 2007, 09:26:07 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 17, 2007, 09:17:07 PM
Sounds amazing already. Seems like something I would actually do too if I lived on a farm.
lul I'm your wife. I love your story Andrew. wub;
Me Andrew? Or him Andrew? We are married, you know? wub;
I love the story so far. Reaper looks to be good friends with older people. I was expecting Tyler to do something kinky with the lotion.
Ah, that first chapter introduces so many elements and thematic drama. Brilliant writing, if I say. I always cry in the first paragraph. It shows the emptiness of Wrenchninja's marriage and develops when the story... Develops. Oh, I am already excited for the next chapter! Oh, boy!
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 17, 2007, 09:29:45 PM
I was expecting Tyler to do something kinky with the lotion.
You would. :|
Quote from: ClassicTyler on June 17, 2007, 09:31:19 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 17, 2007, 09:29:45 PM
I was expecting Tyler to do something kinky with the lotion.
You would. :|
That's normally what your used for in stories. gonk;
If I'm not in it...dawkins;
Chapter Two: Tyler Discovers Danger!
After recieving orders to find news on North Korea's situation, Tyler was fixated on another assistant's body. Amazingly, it was a woman. Tyler was surprised to find an erection in his pants. The woman turned around so Tyler quickly placed his clipboard in front of his pants. Tyler recognized the woman... It was December. Tyler said, "Hey... Haven't seen you around before? I'm Tyler." She held out her hand and said, "I'm December, nice to meet you." Tyler awkwardly put his hand out for a shake while still holding on to the clipboard to hide his massive erection.
Tyler said, "So, did you have the news on North Korea?" December said with a smile, "Oh, yeah, it turns out that North Korea is possibly considering launching a nuke in the possible future." Tyler said, "Fantastic news. Anyway, I am gay so... See ya!" Tyler left the room in a hurry. To both get Reaper his news and to figure out why he got a monster boner from December's supple ass. Tyler found Reaper fixated on a television. Tyler said, "Hey, chief... Why you watching on Old Andrew1911's TV?"
Andrew1911 said from a corner, "Shit, boy, can't you read the headlines?" Tyler saw the TV and was horrified at what he saw... North Korea was aiming a nuke straight at America. The apocalypse was going to begin.
Quite a twist in the story, Andrew...
You got our personalities just right. Except of course Tyler liking women. You're a very good story writer. wub;
Quote from: Princess on June 17, 2007, 09:57:22 PM
You got our personalities just right. Except of course Tyler liking women. You're a very good story writer. wub;
He IS amazing! wub;
Damnit North Korea. Since others are complimenting you I might as well too. Your writing is very good and I enjoy it.
This is getting suspenseful and full of plots. I like it. wub;
MORE.
MOOOORE.
Comedy, Romance, Drama, and Suspence in only two chapters. wub;
Andrew, I like the story...
but what's gonna happen? gonk;
I will read more selections from Boyah Apocalypse! tomorrow. For now, guess what becomes to the town of Boyah and how Tyler will handle his erection.
Quote from: ClassicTyler on June 17, 2007, 10:07:17 PM
Andrew, I like the story...
but what's gonna happen? gonk;
I know there's like 10000 different possibilities.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 17, 2007, 10:08:40 PM
I will read more selections from Boyah Apocalypse! tomorrow. For now, guess what becomes to the town of Boyah and how Tyler will handle his erection.
My erection saves the day? china;
I hate to break it to you, Andrew, but December has no legs. edumacate;
where am I? emo;
lol bump
bump that ass crack yo
Needs moar C.Mongler
Mention me, plox.
Can I be in it?
I want a good death scene though, I demand a glorious, glamorous, and riveting death argh;
Chapter Three: The Apocalypse Has Begun
Tyler saw the screen and knew he only had one logical choice to make. He ran back to December and said romantically, "Fuck me, you fool." Tyler was starteld to discover December had no legs. Tyler said, "Easier access, baby." December gave into her lust and the two made passionate love. Reaper said, "What the? I thought he was gay? Well... There goes my gay assistant. Shit." Andrew1911 said, "Oh, boy, keep at it, you two... I need my boner to last this time."
At Wrenchninja's farm, they finally heard the news of their immediate death. Wrenchninja sighed, "Well... Keep making my sammich, bitch. Just cause we're going to die don't mean I'm going to die with an empty stomach." Princess finally had enough and took her kitchen knife and killed Wrenchninja. She screamed as she stabbed him, "BITCH? YOU THE BITCH, BITCH!" Wrenchninja uttered, "Make... Me... A... Sammich." Princess had five minutes of peace and quiet as Wrenchninja bled to death.
In another part of town, Ripster heard the news and jumped off a building. He fell on MVP00079, killing them both instantly. Mariofreak saw this and laughed instantly. He went to the bodies and began to pee on them. C. Mongler watched with great interest at this act. He thought to himself, "This is the way I want to go... By watching a mentally retarded man pee on two dead bodies."
Bassir heard the news of the nuclear bomb and decided to raid the electronics store. His reasoning for this was because he wanted to get in rich people's heaven and not gay ass cracker poor man's village. V tried to keep him from stealing his televisions but Bassir proved too strong as he pushed him out of the window. V fell unconscious. Lawlz tried to assist but Bassir grew retard strength and knocked Lawlz out with the strength of his fist. Lawlz fell unconscious right on V's crotch area, making it seem as if the two were gay. This was humorous to Bassir.
Finally, the nuclear bomb was in sight. Right when Classictyler was nearing his climax, the bomb was only a few feet from landing. As soon as Tyler came right into December, the nuclear bomb struck, creating a wasteland of the United States and the US launched a retailatory strike, against North Korea causing the world to become a wasteland. Bush said on this, "olol ur dead."
Princess, how could you? gonk;
Great job Tyler. So many deaths. suicide;
Funny how you mentioned Bush at the end.
OMFG I KILLED WRENCHNINJA!!!!! I'm so sorry...:'(
Is it over?
Fuckin North Korea blew our asses off until next story.
I'm going to fucking kill the shit out of NORTH KOREA!!! NO ONE GETS RID OF MY TWO CHAPTERS OF FAME!!!!
And why didnt Bush blow them up earlier? Monkey ass... edumacate;
Quote from: Princess on June 18, 2007, 07:12:23 PM
I'm going to fucking kill the shit out of NORTH KOREA!!! NO ONE GETS RID OF MY TWO CHAPTERS OF FAME!!!!
And why didnt Bush blow them up earlier? Monkey ass... edumacate;
Bush didn't know what button to hit so he continued coloring his Jesus Coloring Book.
Chapter Four: The Ruins of Boyah
The first to awaken from the rubble was Classictyler. He awoke to feel his dick in something strange... Something he never put it in before... And he put his cock in everything! He found himself with his wang in... A WOMAN?!?!?!?! Classictyler immediatly removed it and screamed, "OH, GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?" He walked among the rubble, looking for survivors. He screamed for help but, alas, no one responded to his whiny cries for assistance. He broke down and cried among the rubble.
He heard a voice. It said, "Dang it, Bush, with your dumb antics and such!" Old curmedgeon Andrew1911 survived the blast, as well. He saw Tyler and said, "Get up, boy, and help me find my dang Viagra! I need to fuck some dead bodies and it won't get up! Dang it." Tyler agreed and found Andrew1911's viagra. Andrew1911 said, "Get back, boy, you don't want to see the things I'm about to do the retard boy."
Andrew1911 found the retard boy and began to rape his carcass. Unfortunately, he wasn't dead and woke up with a foreign object in his anus. He looked behind him and screamed, "aaaaaaaaaaa!11!!1" Andrew1911 immediatly removed his cock and said, "Get back, boy! I still got my cane!" Mariofreak stood down. They looked around for more survivors with Tyler.
Unfortunately for Tyler, December had not died. December said the moment she awoke, "Oh, my God... Did I get pregnante?"
MOAR WILL BE ADDED
MAKE ME COME BACK TO LIFE AND NOT DIE.
Quote from: MVP0079 on June 18, 2007, 07:15:32 PM
MAKE ME COME BACK TO LIFE AND NOT DIE.
You were dead before it even blew up lul.
I got brutally stabbed so I should be able to survive. v;
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 18, 2007, 07:17:04 PM
I got brutally stabbed so I should be able to survive. v;
I'm sorry! gonk; My reaction was hot though. gonk;
Andrew is getting some even if it is retards. Always knew he was a man.
Can I be one of the mutants? wub;
TYLER IS GUNNA BE A DADDY.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 18, 2007, 07:26:09 PM
TYLER IS GUNNA BE A DADDY.
Ur welcome for the luts. caterpie;
Side-Chapter: The Explanation of The Pregnante
Well, I assume you all know how babies are made. Well, if not, I will explain it to you, anyway. When a lady and a daddy want a baby, they put their gentalia together which call the stork to GTFI. The stork enters the woman's vagina and fucks the man's sperm to create a baby. The baby feasts on the woman's insides until it was well enough to eat out the woman. The baby eats the woman out so much that she gets so hot that she cums the baby out. I have learned this from the streets.
Now, a character in the story has gotten pregnanted by Classictyler. Since Tyler thought he was going to die, he decided to fuck December since he would never be able to try out fucking a woman. Unfortunately for Tyler, he did not die. December is currently carrying his spawn right now. Due to the nuclear blast, it will actually be a mutant baby, most likely. Actually, it could be normal... But, it'll still probably be mutant and destroy the survivors.
They arent the only survivors right? wub;
This is bound to be interesting. Maybe form the ninja turtles. china;
Why am I never in one? edumacate;
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 18, 2007, 07:46:11 PM
Why am I never in one? edumacate;
Not old enough. edumacate;
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 18, 2007, 07:53:49 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 18, 2007, 07:47:48 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 18, 2007, 07:46:11 PM
Why am I never in one? edumacate;
Not old enough. edumacate;
I fucking hate you guys
I was only joking, cool down. I don't mean anything when I say it. flower;
I want to be the mutant baby. orks;
I like this story. caterpie;
new chapter tonight
oh shi-
Chapter Four: The Mutant Uprising
Unbeknowst to the survivors, there were an entire other group of... Survivors. Mutants. Wrenchninja awoke on a molten hill, he felt his wound. It was still there. Somehow, he was still alive. His face was nearly burned completly off. He was unrecognizible. He also had the mentality of a zombie. He only felt the urge to eat meat and a desire to kill the woman who tried to kill him... Princess.
Princess found her way to town after she awoke. She met up with the group of survivors which consisted of most of the town. Reaper said, "All right, people. Where are we going to go? I'm the highest ranking person here. We've got to keep some sort of government alive if we're going to survive." Andrew1911 said, "Boy, the only thing government was good for was giving me my damn social security checks. Without that, you can go ahead and shove my cane up your asshole. Go ahead and shit splinters, bitch."
Tyler interjected, "Now, Andrew... You're wise but he's right. We do need some sort of society here. Something not run by Reaper, of course. But, let's discuss this after we get guns from the gun store. God only knows what's out there. Don't give Mariofreak a gun, people..." They traveled to the wrecked gun store to pick up ammo and weapons scattered across the area. Finishing their collection, they decided to head to the one place that would not be destroyed by anything... Something that is impossible to destroy...
Disney World.
Le gasp, it's Wrenchninja.
Inject me in plz cheers;
Jesus christ, this one is actually pretty damn good. thumbup;
Chapter Five: ATTACK OF THE ASSHOLE MUTANTS
Your Posting Rival told Tyler he was going to scout ahead to check up for any other survivors. They waited for him to return. YPR went up a bit and screamed, "Anyone there? If you're there, go booyakasha!" No one answered. YPR shrugged and went back to the group. Before he could even get near them, from under the rubble of a house, a hand grabbed YPR's leg and twisted it clean off. YPR screamed, "THAT'S MY CUM DRIPPING LEG! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!" The thing pushed the wood off of it's self and showed who it was. YPR said, "Oh, God... I saw you die... Riosan." Riosan immediatly clawed at YPR's throat, slicing it.
The group waited an hour. They heard no word from YPR and decided to move on. Reaper began to get a little nervous. He said, "What the hell happened to YPR? Maybe, a group of survivors is attacking everyone like in Dawn of the Dead. You know... Like those asshole motorcyclists." Andrew1911 said, "No, boy, that ain't possible. This is like Mad Max. We ain't got no gas nowhere. No one could be on some dang motorcycles. This ain't Texas." Mariofreak suggested, "olol poop" Lawlz said, "I bet it's like The Omega Man and it's mutants... Or it's like I Am Legend and it's vampires."
Tyler said, "Hey... It could be mutant vampires. Oh, shi- What about aliens?" Andrew1911 said, "Nah, we would've seen 'em like War of the Worlds. Let's just keep heading on till we get to Disney World. Oh, God... I think I found out what happened to YPR..." They walked to where YPR was killed by Rio. Lawlz said, "Looks like I'm right! Pay up, niggas." Tyler said, "Dude... YPR was killed!" December said angrily, "Don't you have a sense of decency?" Lawlz argued, "Don't you have a sense of... LEGS?" December gave him the finger.
Reaper eyed Princess who remained quiet. He had big plans for her... Andrew1911 said, "Well, if it's mutants or vampires, we better keep walking. That thing who killed YPR could still be here..." The gang agreed and kept on walking towards Disney. Rio eyed them eagerly. He heard something approaching him. He growled and saw it was just Wrenchninja. They looked at each other and had an unspoken agreement between them. Two more mutants came from behind. It was Silverhawk and MVP. The mutants were growing in numbers.
How do you write new chapters so quickly? wub;
Yes I'm back. china;
Nice chapter. v;
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 19, 2007, 07:36:28 PM
How do you write new chapters so quickly? wub;
magic of penus
I'm alive! Dead ugly, but hey I made it.
I lol'd at the sense of legs part.
Holy Sh-
Awesome yes;
And now a moment of inspiration:
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Chapter Six: Gimme Danger... No wat... Gimme Shelter... NO, GIMME SHELTER AND DANGER, LITTLE STRANGER
The group continued to walk along the path when many grew tired. Tyler said, "Looks like we better rest..." December said, "Come on, you bunch of pussies!" Reaper screamed, "BITCH, YOU'RE IN A FUCKING CHAIR BEING PUSHED! WE GOTTA WALK! STFU!" December shut up. They created a makeshift tent using their supplies to stay the night. They slept on the floor of the remnants of the Alamo. Shame they didn't remember it or used the basement.
Reaper eyed Princess sleeping. It was time to make his move. He grabbed a knife and crept up to her and unbuckled her pants. She woke and was about to scream. Reaper whispered, "Bitch, if you scream, I will kill you." Reaper did his business. He said to her, "Listen, this was strictly for my future. I don't care for you. I just want a child to be born. Let's keep this between us." Princess eyed him up with the intent to kill. Finally, she spoke, "I want you to know that I will kill you... One day, I will kill you." Reaper sighed, "I know."
All was quiet in camp. Tyler slept next to December. He still wondered if he made the right move fucking her for absoutely no good reason and bringing a gay baby up in a terrible world. He sighed and decided to sleep on it. The mutants eyed the camp. Wrenchninja felt the need to crave on their flesh. He was about to charge in when Rio stopped him. Rio gave him a look that said the time was not right.
Daylight came and Mariofreak went out a bit to take a piss. The mutants spotted him. Silver charged and Mariofreak's last words before having his intenstines gnarled out were, "wtf ur g4ey nub :| :|". The mutants feasted on the retard boy but it was not enough to satisfy their tastes... They needed the whole group.
This chapter was more dark and serious than I intended it to be. gonk;
Lol, rape.
I get the feeling I'm gonna die next chapter. gonk;
Yay, I killed Mariofreak. flower;
If only..
I want Reaper dead. He fucked my wife! argh;
Also, GOD YOU'RE SO GAY MARIOFREAK!
Sweet cliffhanger yes;
Quote from: MVP0079 on June 19, 2007, 07:52:29 PM
Lol, rape.
I get the feeling I'm gonna die next chapter. gonk;
uh u already did :| :|
Chapter Seven: Cold Cold Ground
The group discovered Mariofreak's body after hearing grunts and various other disturbing sounds. Mariofreak's torso was seperated from his body a few feet away. The blood was everywhere. December vomited. After December vomited, Reaper vomited. After Reaper vomited, Tyler vomited. After Tyler vomited, Andrew1911 vomited. After Andrew1911 vomited, various other members in the group vomited. After wiping the vomit from his face, Andrew1911 said, "Well... We better bury him, I guess."
Reaper shouted, "What? Are you kidding? We ain't got time to bury!" Andrew1911 screamed, "One, have some human decency, you slice of shit! Two, don't rape movie quotes or you get a taste of cane!" Reaper backed down and said, "Fine, if we want to get eaten by those things, we better bury him, I guess." Tyler interjected, "If you feel so strongly about this, Reaper, you could go off on your own." Reaper said, "Fuck that. I'll stay with you, morons." The group dug a hole for Mariofreak and buried his remains.
Tyler said a prayer for Mariofreak and they moved on to Disney World. Andrew1911 said, "Well, let's look at things here. Those things have to be following us. They got YPR and they got Mariofreak. Who's next? I know I'm not. They ain't gunna go for an old timer like me when they've got fresh meat to eat. No offense, youngins." Lawlz said, "None taken. Well, when we get to Disney World, we've got a chance to protect ourselves, at least. These guns should also help us some." Reaper yelled, "What if they're like the 28 Days zombies and they're imp-" Andrew1911 dived onto Reaper and smacked him with the cane, shouting, "THEY'RE NOT ZOMBIES! THEY'RE JUST HUMANS WHO ARE PISSED OFF, YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT!"
Reaper screamed for Andrew1911 to get off but he would not release himself from Reaper's head. All of a sudden, MVP dived out of nowhere and attacked Reaper. Unfortunately for Andrew1911, his movie knowledge could be the end of him as MVP landed on top of him. MVP smiled as he raised his claw to cut Andrew1911's face off. Right when MVP was about to do this act, Tyler fired the shotgun. The bullet went right into MVP's head, destroying him instantly. MVP collapsed on Andrew1911. The group fell silent. Andrew1911 finally said, "Can one of you lazy bastards get this motherfucking mutant off of me before I shit myself?"
This was your funniest one so far. Kinda gross at the same time.
I feel Reaper is next to die.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 19, 2007, 08:05:34 PM
This was your funniest one so far. Kinda gross at the same time.
I feel Reaper is next to die.
u didn read the whole thing :| :|
God damn it. argh;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 19, 2007, 08:12:39 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 19, 2007, 08:05:34 PM
This was your funniest one so far. Kinda gross at the same time.
I feel Reaper is next to die.
u didn read the whole thing :| :|
Whole thing wasn't posted when I responded.
I burst out laughing whenever you insult someone. It's great.
Poor MVP. edumacate;
I'm going to finish this damn thing tonight.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 19, 2007, 08:20:08 PM
I'm going to finish this damn thing tonight.
What are the chances of me becoming a god of the zombie underworld?
Quote from: MVP0079 on June 19, 2007, 08:20:50 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 19, 2007, 08:20:08 PM
I'm going to finish this damn thing tonight.
What are the chances of me becoming a god of the zombie underworld?
no ur ded for good nub :| :|
Intense.
Chapter Eight: We Can Be Heroes Just For One Day
The gang inspected the body closely. Tyler poked it with a stick and proclaimed, "Yep, it's dead. Looks like these things need their heads to live so aim for the heads. They're following the original Dawn of the Dead rules." Reaper was terrified. He pissed his pants. He was terribly afraid. The gang continued their march to Disney World. They were very close. They heard another screech. The mutants were coming closer. They began to pick up the pace a little. The screech grew louder. Everyone began to run and Tyler pushed December as hard as he could. He wasn't going to let his child die. He turned around. He saw the three remaining mutants.
Princess smiled and said to Reaper, "Say goodbye to your son, Reaper..." Princess pretended to trip and allowed herself to be attacked by Wrenchninja. Reaper screamed, "NOOOOOOOOO!" He charged at the mutants with a gun and shot at them. He missed their heads and only ended up irritating them. Silverhawk screamed and dived upon him, breaking his hand. Princess said, "Told you... I'd kill you..." Princess was eaten alive by Wrenchninja who screeched with delight at his revenge. Silverhawk was ecstatic about his kill. He tore off Reaper's arm and ate it in front of Reaper. Reaper screamed, "FUCK! FUCK!" The survivors looked back. Andrew1911 said, "There goes our remaining sense of society... I ain't helpin' that coward. He's dead, anyway." Tyler finally said, "Yeah. Let's run. Hey... Weren't there th-"
Tyler was attacked by the third mutant... Riosan. Rio yelled for blood but Andrew1911 and Lawlz would have none of this. Andrew1911 grabbed his cane and began to beat the mutant with it, screaming for Tyler to be released. Riosan decided to abadon Tyler and go for the old meat. The mutant grabbed the cane and shoved it through Andrew1911's skull, killing him instanty. Tyler screamed, "NO!" Tyler, December, and Lawlz fired at Rio with many bullets going through his brain, killing him. Princess still had some life in her and picked up Reaper's gun. With her final strength, she blew Wrenchninja's brains out. She smiled. The final mutant, Silverhawk, was afraid. He had nowhere else to run to. Reaper was still somehow alive.
Tyler grabbed his gun and ran over to Silverhawk and used the butt of the gun to break Silverhawk's skull and scramble his brains. Tyler screamed in frustration over the loss of his friends. Reaper was still alive and asked for Tyler's help. Tyler scoffed, "You've only made life worse for us, Reaper... Fuck you." With that, Reaper died a slow and painful death. The gang buried all the bodies and said a prayer for each. They left Reaper alone in the hot, baking sun, however. They headed to Disney World which was now in visible sight. Tyler, December, and Lawlz could finally make it now.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 19, 2007, 08:26:52 PM
Intense.
If you thought that was intense, read the new chapter. burned;
Wait a second, time out. How did Princess blow my brains out if I ate her alive? psyduck;
I can tell Reaper was well respected in this story.
I died last.
Kickass.
That was my favorite chapter. awesome;
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 19, 2007, 08:39:09 PM
Wait a second, time out. How did Princess blow my brains out if I ate her alive? psyduck;
I can tell Reaper was well respected in this story.
She was still being eaten. nigro;
moar compliments are need if you want story to end argh;
BEST FUCKING STORY EVER.
I ORGASM TO EVERY SENTENCE.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 19, 2007, 08:52:23 PM
BEST FUCKING STORY EVER.
I ORGASM TO EVERY SENTENCE.
NOT ENOUGH argh;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 19, 2007, 08:41:56 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 19, 2007, 08:39:09 PM
Wait a second, time out. How did Princess blow my brains out if I ate her alive? psyduck;
I can tell Reaper was well respected in this story.
She was still being eaten. nigro;
God damnit! Should have finished her when I had the chance.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 19, 2007, 08:52:41 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 19, 2007, 08:52:23 PM
BEST FUCKING STORY EVER.
I ORGASM TO EVERY SENTENCE.
NOT ENOUGH argh;
I MADE SWEET SWEET LOVE TO MY MONITOR FOR DISPLAYING YOUR HALLOWED AND SACRED WORDS UPON IT.
Chapter Nine: Disney World
Finally, they had made it. It was just like how they imagined it. It was in pristine condition. It's a known fact that Disney World could survive a nuclear explosion. The trio had made it to the gates to Magic Kingdom when they heard something behind them... It was a mutant. This mutant... They had known. It was Andrew1911. He screched for blood. The three partners were tired from the last attack. They could not fend off this monster... Someone had to sacriface themself.
Without instruction, Lawlz charged at Andrew1911, punching him. He screamed, "GET TO THE UNDERGROUND TUNNELS WHILE YOU CAN! I'LL HOLD HIM OFF!" They nodded and Tyler pushed December to the underground tunnels. December was in labor (LOTS OF TIME HAS PASSED AND STUFF, THEY WALKED FROM THE MIDWEST FOR CHRIST'S SAKES), heightning Tyler's worry. Lawlz grabbed the cane from Andrew1911's brain and pulled it out, hoping to kill him.
It didn't. Lawlz was shocked as Andrew1911 kept coming after him. Finally, Andrew1911 cut into Lawlz's abdomen. Lawlz screamed in pain. Andrew1911 leapt onto Lawlz to feast. With Lawlz's last bit of strength, he took the cane and shoved it into Andrew1911's forehead, sticking him into a wall. Unfortunately, Andrew1911 wouldn't die. He was still alive. But, luckily, Andrew1911 couldn't get himself out of the wall. He couldn't pull the cane out. Finally, Andrew1911 died. Lawlz sighed and thought to himself, "Dammit... I want some god damn cupcakes."
Chapter Ten: The Final Chapter
Tyler and December finally found the underground tunnels and made it inside. They were safe. This would be their new home from now on. Tyler found a radio that would help greatly. He made a broadcast for all survivors to head into Disney World's underground tunnels. December finally gave birth to a boy. Tyler and December decided to name him after the one who saved them... Lawlz. More people came like Bushybrow and Bassir. More were destined to come. One day, Bassir found a computer with something called the internet on it... He decided to create a site for survivors to come and interact on... He would call it... Boyah.
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/BIRTHOFLAWLZII-1.jpg)
And, that is the story of Boyah's beginnings. Now, any questions? Yes, you. The faggot in the red.
"Uh, yeah, why did Bassir all of a sudden show up at the end? Seems like that was just a quick fix plot hole. This story reeks of propengda for one of your NRA websites, grandpa. Please, don't call me faggot, grandpa. I'm only eight. Mom and dad have been over this..."
Shut up, faggot.
Great ending. Unfortunately for Lawlz, Andrew1911 rose again like Jesus and found Boyah.
Hard to believe we started from Disneyland. Who was Tyler's kid? Some random faggot?
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 19, 2007, 09:11:33 PM
Great ending. Unfortunately for Lawlz, Andrew1911 rose again like Jesus and found Boyah.
Hard to believe we started from Disneyland. Who was Tyler's kid? Some random faggot?
Tyler's kid was Lawlz. DID YOU FORGET HE FUCKED DECEMBER? argh;
I liked making the story in the end a propegenda story for a NRA website. powerofone;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 19, 2007, 09:12:47 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 19, 2007, 09:11:33 PM
Great ending. Unfortunately for Lawlz, Andrew1911 rose again like Jesus and found Boyah.
Hard to believe we started from Disneyland. Who was Tyler's kid? Some random faggot?
Tyler's kid was Lawlz. DID YOU FORGET HE FUCKED DECEMBER? argh;
I liked making the story in the end a propegenda story for a NRA website. powerofone;
Fuck. Missed the naming part. Ironic since Tyler left because of Lawlz I believe.
Should have beaten his kids. dawkins;
DecembeR has a nice pussy. I would love to penetrate that.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 19, 2007, 10:22:36 PM
Where are the illustrations? gonk;
It be on this page, boy.
Awesome ending awesome;
I can't wait to read your next series wub;
I don't understand the illustration. gonk;
olol, I jumped off a building and killed someone awesome;
just for that, this story is excellent in my eyes.
Omg I love your story. I was so badass. I was the silent, but deadly type. Sure I got eaten, but I blew his brains out with a gun. Except I got raped by Reaper... gonk;