The Boyah Masterpiece Theatre: Boyah Apocalypse! Now With Illustrations!

[Buffy]

where am I? emo;

[Andrew1911]

lol bump

[Feynman]

bump that ass crack yo

[ncba93ivyase]

lol bump

w8ing 4 moar

[C.Mongler]

Needs moar C.Mongler

[caponehollywood]

Mention me, plox.

[Selkie]

Can I be in it?

I want a good death scene though, I demand a glorious, glamorous, and riveting death 

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Three: The Apocalypse Has Begun

Tyler saw the screen and knew he only had one logical choice to make. He ran back to December and said romantically, "Fuck me, you fool." Tyler was starteld to discover December had no legs. Tyler said, "Easier access, baby." December gave into her lust and the two made passionate love. Reaper said, "What the? I thought he was gay? Well... There goes my gay assistant. Shit." Andrew1911 said, "Oh, boy, keep at it, you two... I need my boner to last this time."

At Wrenchninja's farm, they finally heard the news of their immediate death. Wrenchninja sighed, "Well... Keep making my sammich, bitch. Just cause we're going to die don't mean I'm going to die with an empty stomach." Princess finally had enough and took her kitchen knife and killed Wrenchninja. She screamed as she stabbed him, "BITCH? YOU THE BITCH, BITCH!" Wrenchninja uttered, "Make... Me... A... Sammich." Princess had five minutes of peace and quiet as Wrenchninja bled to death.

In another part of town, Ripster heard the news and jumped off a building. He fell on MVP00079, killing them both instantly. Mariofreak saw this and laughed instantly. He went to the bodies and began to pee on them. C. Mongler watched with great interest at this act. He thought to himself, "This is the way I want to go... By watching a mentally retarded man pee on two dead bodies."

Bassir heard the news of the nuclear bomb and decided to raid the electronics store. His reasoning for this was because he wanted to get in rich people's heaven and not gay ass cracker poor man's village. V tried to keep him from stealing his televisions but Bassir proved too strong as he pushed him out of the window. V fell unconscious. Lawlz tried to assist but Bassir grew retard strength and knocked Lawlz out with the strength of his fist. Lawlz fell unconscious right on V's crotch area, making it seem as if the two were gay. This was humorous to Bassir.

Finally, the nuclear bomb was in sight. Right when Classictyler was nearing his climax, the bomb was only a few feet from landing. As soon as Tyler came right into December, the nuclear bomb struck, creating a wasteland of the United States and the US launched a retailatory strike, against North Korea causing the world to become a wasteland. Bush said on this, "olol ur dead."

[Wrench]

Princess, how could you? 
Great job Tyler. So many deaths. suicide;
Funny how you mentioned Bush at the end.

[Himu]

OMFG I KILLED WRENCHNINJA!!!!!  I'm so sorry...:'(

[Himu]

Is it over?

[Andrew1911]

Is it over?

IS IT?  caterpie;

[Himu]

Is it over?

IS IT?  caterpie;

Well we're all dead arent we?

[Wrench]

Fuckin North Korea blew our asses off until next story.

[Himu]

I'm going to fucking kill the shit out of NORTH KOREA!!!  NO ONE GETS RID OF MY TWO CHAPTERS OF FAME!!!!
And why didnt Bush blow them up earlier?  Monkey ass... edumacate;