The Boyah Masterpiece Theatre: Boyah Apocalypse! Now With Illustrations!

[caponehollywood]

Lol, rape.

I get the feeling I'm gonna die next chapter. 

uh u already did

No I mean again.

learn to state wut u mean bitch

I mean zombie die...somehow.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Seven: Cold Cold Ground

The group discovered Mariofreak's body after hearing grunts and various other disturbing sounds. Mariofreak's torso was seperated from his body a few feet away. The blood was everywhere. December vomited. After December vomited, Reaper vomited. After Reaper vomited, Tyler vomited. After Tyler vomited, Andrew1911 vomited. After Andrew1911 vomited, various other members in the group vomited. After wiping the vomit from his face, Andrew1911 said, "Well... We better bury him, I guess."

Reaper shouted, "What? Are you kidding? We ain't got time to bury!" Andrew1911 screamed, "One, have some human decency, you slice of shit! Two, don't rape movie quotes or you get a taste of cane!" Reaper backed down and said, "Fine, if we want to get eaten by those things, we better bury him, I guess." Tyler interjected, "If you feel so strongly about this, Reaper, you could go off on your own." Reaper said, "Fuck that. I'll stay with you, morons." The group dug a hole for Mariofreak and buried his remains.

Tyler said a prayer for Mariofreak and they moved on to Disney World. Andrew1911 said, "Well, let's look at things here. Those things have to be following us. They got YPR and they got Mariofreak. Who's next? I know I'm not. They ain't gunna go for an old timer like me when they've got fresh meat to eat. No offense, youngins." Lawlz said, "None taken. Well, when we get to Disney World, we've got a chance to protect ourselves, at least. These guns should also help us some." Reaper yelled, "What if they're like the 28 Days zombies and they're imp-" Andrew1911 dived onto Reaper and smacked him with the cane, shouting, "THEY'RE NOT ZOMBIES! THEY'RE JUST HUMANS WHO ARE PISSED OFF, YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT!"

Reaper screamed for Andrew1911 to get off but he would not release himself from Reaper's head. All of a sudden, MVP dived out of nowhere and attacked Reaper. Unfortunately for Andrew1911, his movie knowledge could be the end of him as MVP landed on top of him. MVP smiled as he raised his claw to cut Andrew1911's face off. Right when MVP was about to do this act, Tyler fired the shotgun. The bullet went right into MVP's head, destroying him instantly. MVP collapsed on Andrew1911. The group fell silent. Andrew1911 finally said, "Can one of you lazy bastards get this motherfucking mutant off of me before I shit myself?"

[Wrench]

This was your funniest one so far. Kinda gross at the same time.
I feel Reaper is next to die.

[Andrew1911]

This was your funniest one so far. Kinda gross at the same time.
I feel Reaper is next to die.

u didn read the whole thing

[caponehollywood]

God damn it.

[Wrench]

This was your funniest one so far. Kinda gross at the same time.
I feel Reaper is next to die.

u didn read the whole thing

Whole thing wasn't posted when I responded.
I burst out laughing whenever you insult someone. It's great.
Poor MVP.  edumacate;

[Andrew1911]

I'm going to finish this damn thing tonight.

[caponehollywood]

I'm going to finish this damn thing tonight.

What are the chances of me becoming a god of the zombie underworld?

[Andrew1911]

I'm going to finish this damn thing tonight.

What are the chances of me becoming a god of the zombie underworld?

no ur ded for good nub

[Silverhawk79]

Intense.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Eight: We Can Be Heroes Just For One Day

The gang inspected the body closely. Tyler poked it with a stick and proclaimed, "Yep, it's dead. Looks like these things need their heads to live so aim for the heads. They're following the original Dawn of the Dead rules." Reaper was terrified. He pissed his pants. He was terribly afraid. The gang continued their march to Disney World. They were very close. They heard another screech. The mutants were coming closer. They began to pick up the pace a little. The screech grew louder. Everyone began to run and Tyler pushed December as hard as he could. He wasn't going to let his child die. He turned around. He saw the three remaining mutants.

Princess smiled and said to Reaper, "Say goodbye to your son, Reaper..." Princess pretended to trip and allowed herself to be attacked by Wrenchninja. Reaper screamed, "NOOOOOOOOO!" He charged at the mutants with a gun and shot at them. He missed their heads and only ended up irritating them. Silverhawk screamed and dived upon him, breaking his hand. Princess said, "Told you... I'd kill you..." Princess was eaten alive by Wrenchninja who screeched with delight at his revenge. Silverhawk was ecstatic about his kill. He tore off Reaper's arm and ate it in front of Reaper. Reaper screamed, "FUCK! FUCK!" The survivors looked back. Andrew1911 said, "There goes our remaining sense of society... I ain't helpin' that coward. He's dead, anyway." Tyler finally said, "Yeah. Let's run. Hey... Weren't there th-"

Tyler was attacked by the third mutant... Riosan. Rio yelled for blood but Andrew1911 and Lawlz would have none of this. Andrew1911 grabbed his cane and began to beat the mutant with it, screaming for Tyler to be released. Riosan decided to abadon Tyler and go for the old meat. The mutant grabbed the cane and shoved it through Andrew1911's skull, killing him instanty. Tyler screamed, "NO!" Tyler, December, and Lawlz fired at Rio with many bullets going through his brain, killing him. Princess still had some life in her and picked up Reaper's gun. With her final strength, she blew Wrenchninja's brains out. She smiled. The final mutant, Silverhawk, was afraid. He had nowhere else to run to. Reaper was still somehow alive.

Tyler grabbed his gun and ran over to Silverhawk and used the butt of the gun to break Silverhawk's skull and scramble his brains. Tyler screamed in frustration over the loss of his friends. Reaper was still alive and asked for Tyler's help. Tyler scoffed, "You've only made life worse for us, Reaper... Fuck you." With that, Reaper died a slow and painful death. The gang buried all the bodies and said a prayer for each. They left Reaper alone in the hot, baking sun, however. They headed to Disney World which was now in visible sight. Tyler, December, and Lawlz could finally make it now.

[Andrew1911]

Intense.

If you thought that was intense, read the new chapter.  burned;

[Wrench]

Wait a second, time out. How did Princess blow my brains out if I ate her alive? 
I can tell Reaper was well respected in this story.

[Silverhawk79]

I died last.
Kickass.
That was my favorite chapter. awesome;

[Andrew1911]

Wait a second, time out. How did Princess blow my brains out if I ate her alive? 
I can tell Reaper was well respected in this story.

She was still being eaten.  nigro;