The Boyah Masterpiece Theatre: Boyah Apocalypse! Now With Illustrations!

Started by Andrew1911, June 17, 2007, 09:04:46 PM

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Andrew1911

moar compliments are need if you want story to end  argh;

Silverhawk79

BEST FUCKING STORY EVER.
I ORGASM TO EVERY SENTENCE.

Andrew1911


Wrench

Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 19, 2007, 08:41:56 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 19, 2007, 08:39:09 PM
Wait a second, time out. How did Princess blow my brains out if I ate her alive?  psyduck;
I can tell Reaper was well respected in this story.


She was still being eaten.  nigro;

God damnit! Should have finished her when I had the chance.

Silverhawk79

Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 19, 2007, 08:52:41 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 19, 2007, 08:52:23 PM
BEST FUCKING STORY EVER.
I ORGASM TO EVERY SENTENCE.


NOT ENOUGH  argh;
I MADE SWEET SWEET LOVE TO MY MONITOR FOR DISPLAYING YOUR HALLOWED AND SACRED WORDS UPON IT.

Andrew1911

Chapter Nine: Disney World

Finally, they had made it. It was just like how they imagined it. It was in pristine condition. It's a known fact that Disney World could survive a nuclear explosion. The trio had made it to the gates to Magic Kingdom when they heard something behind them... It was a mutant. This mutant... They had known. It was Andrew1911. He screched for blood. The three partners were tired from the last attack. They could not fend off this monster... Someone had to sacriface themself.

Without instruction, Lawlz charged at Andrew1911, punching him. He screamed, "GET TO THE UNDERGROUND TUNNELS WHILE YOU CAN! I'LL HOLD HIM OFF!" They nodded and Tyler pushed December to the underground tunnels. December was in labor (LOTS OF TIME HAS PASSED AND STUFF, THEY WALKED FROM THE MIDWEST FOR CHRIST'S SAKES), heightning Tyler's worry. Lawlz grabbed the cane from Andrew1911's brain and pulled it out, hoping to kill him.

It didn't. Lawlz was shocked as Andrew1911 kept coming after him. Finally, Andrew1911 cut into Lawlz's abdomen. Lawlz screamed in pain. Andrew1911 leapt onto Lawlz to feast. With Lawlz's last bit of strength, he took the cane and shoved it into Andrew1911's forehead, sticking him into a wall. Unfortunately, Andrew1911 wouldn't die. He was still alive. But, luckily, Andrew1911 couldn't get himself out of the wall. He couldn't pull the cane out. Finally, Andrew1911 died. Lawlz sighed and thought to himself, "Dammit... I want some god damn cupcakes."

Andrew1911

June 19, 2007, 09:07:07 PM #111 Last Edit: June 19, 2007, 10:23:46 PM by Andrew1911
Chapter Ten: The Final Chapter

Tyler and December finally found the underground tunnels and made it inside. They were safe. This would be their new home from now on. Tyler found a radio that would help greatly. He made a broadcast for all survivors to head into Disney World's underground tunnels. December finally gave birth to a boy. Tyler and December decided to name him after the one who saved them... Lawlz. More people came like Bushybrow and Bassir. More were destined to come. One day, Bassir found a computer with something called the internet on it... He decided to create a site for survivors to come and interact on... He would call it... Boyah.



And, that is the story of Boyah's beginnings. Now, any questions? Yes, you. The faggot in the red.

"Uh, yeah, why did Bassir all of a sudden show up at the end? Seems like that was just a quick fix plot hole. This story reeks of propengda for one of your NRA websites, grandpa. Please, don't call me faggot, grandpa. I'm only eight. Mom and dad have been over this..."

Shut up, faggot.

Wrench

Great ending. Unfortunately for Lawlz, Andrew1911 rose again like Jesus and found Boyah.
Hard to believe we started from Disneyland. Who was Tyler's kid? Some random faggot?

Andrew1911

Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 19, 2007, 09:11:33 PM
Great ending. Unfortunately for Lawlz, Andrew1911 rose again like Jesus and found Boyah.
Hard to believe we started from Disneyland. Who was Tyler's kid? Some random faggot?


Tyler's kid was Lawlz. DID YOU FORGET HE FUCKED DECEMBER?  argh;

I liked making the story in the end a propegenda story for a NRA website.  powerofone;

Wrench

Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 19, 2007, 09:12:47 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 19, 2007, 09:11:33 PM
Great ending. Unfortunately for Lawlz, Andrew1911 rose again like Jesus and found Boyah.
Hard to believe we started from Disneyland. Who was Tyler's kid? Some random faggot?


Tyler's kid was Lawlz. DID YOU FORGET HE FUCKED DECEMBER?  argh;

I liked making the story in the end a propegenda story for a NRA website.  powerofone;

Fuck. Missed the naming part. Ironic since Tyler left because of Lawlz I believe.
Should have beaten his kids. dawkins;

Wrench

DecembeR has a nice pussy. I would love to penetrate that.

Andrew1911


YPrrrr

Awesome ending awesome;

I can't wait to read your next series wub;

Silverhawk79


Selkie

olol, I jumped off a building and killed someone awesome;

just for that, this story is excellent in my eyes.

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