The Boyah Masterpiece Theatre: Boyah Apocalypse! Now With Illustrations!

[Bushy]

Why am I never in one? edumacate;

[Wrench]

Why am I never in one? edumacate;

Not old enough.  edumacate;

[Bushy]

Why am I never in one? edumacate;

Not old enough.  edumacate;

I fucking hate you guys

[Wrench]

Why am I never in one? edumacate;

Not old enough.  edumacate;

I fucking hate you guys

I was only joking, cool down. I don't mean anything when I say it.  flower;

[Buffy]

I want to be the mutant baby.  orks;

[ClassicTyler]

I like this story.  caterpie;

[Bushy]

Why am I never in one? edumacate;

Not old enough.  edumacate;

I fucking hate you guys

I was only joking, cool down. I don't mean anything when I say it.  flower;

I was joking too awesome;

[Andrew1911]

new chapter tonight

oh shi-

[Bushy]

new chapter tonight

oh shi-

add me pl0x emo;

[Andrew1911]

new chapter tonight

oh shi-

add me pl0x emo;

no 

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Four: The Mutant Uprising

Unbeknowst to the survivors, there were an entire other group of... Survivors. Mutants. Wrenchninja awoke on a molten hill, he felt his wound. It was still there. Somehow, he was still alive. His face was nearly burned completly off. He was unrecognizible. He also had the mentality of a zombie. He only felt the urge to eat meat and a desire to kill the woman who tried to kill him... Princess.

Princess found her way to town after she awoke. She met up with the group of survivors which consisted of most of the town. Reaper said, "All right, people. Where are we going to go? I'm the highest ranking person here. We've got to keep some sort of government alive if we're going to survive." Andrew1911 said, "Boy, the only thing government was good for was giving me my damn social security checks. Without that, you can go ahead and shove my cane up your asshole. Go ahead and shit splinters, bitch."

Tyler interjected, "Now, Andrew... You're wise but he's right. We do need some sort of society here. Something not run by Reaper, of course. But, let's discuss this after we get guns from the gun store. God only knows what's out there. Don't give Mariofreak a gun, people..." They traveled to the wrecked gun store to pick up ammo and weapons scattered across the area. Finishing their collection, they decided to head to the one place that would not be destroyed by anything... Something that is impossible to destroy...

Disney World.

[Silverhawk79]

Le gasp, it's Wrenchninja.

[YPrrrr]

Inject me in plz cheers;

[ncba93ivyase]

Jesus christ, this one is actually pretty damn good.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Five: ATTACK OF THE ASSHOLE MUTANTS

Your Posting Rival told Tyler he was going to scout ahead to check up for any other survivors. They waited for him to return. YPR went up a bit and screamed, "Anyone there? If you're there, go booyakasha!" No one answered. YPR shrugged and went back to the group. Before he could even get near them, from under the rubble of a house, a hand grabbed YPR's leg and twisted it clean off. YPR screamed, "THAT'S MY CUM DRIPPING LEG! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!" The thing pushed the wood off of it's self and showed who it was. YPR said, "Oh, God... I saw you die... Riosan." Riosan immediatly clawed at YPR's throat, slicing it.

The group waited an hour. They heard no word from YPR and decided to move on. Reaper began to get a little nervous. He said, "What the hell happened to YPR? Maybe, a group of survivors is attacking everyone like in Dawn of the Dead. You know... Like those asshole motorcyclists." Andrew1911 said, "No, boy, that ain't possible. This is like Mad Max. We ain't got no gas nowhere. No one could be on some dang motorcycles. This ain't Texas." Mariofreak suggested, "olol poop" Lawlz said, "I bet it's like The Omega Man and it's mutants... Or it's like I Am Legend and it's vampires."

Tyler said, "Hey... It could be mutant vampires. Oh, shi- What about aliens?" Andrew1911 said, "Nah, we would've seen 'em like War of the Worlds. Let's just keep heading on till we get to Disney World. Oh, God... I think I found out what happened to YPR..." They walked to where YPR was killed by Rio. Lawlz said, "Looks like I'm right! Pay up, niggas." Tyler said, "Dude... YPR was killed!" December said angrily, "Don't you have a sense of decency?" Lawlz argued, "Don't you have a sense of... LEGS?" December gave him the finger.

Reaper eyed Princess who remained quiet. He had big plans for her... Andrew1911 said, "Well, if it's mutants or vampires, we better keep walking. That thing who killed YPR could still be here..." The gang agreed and kept on walking towards Disney. Rio eyed them eagerly. He heard something approaching him. He growled and saw it was just Wrenchninja. They looked at each other and had an unspoken agreement between them. Two more mutants came from behind. It was Silverhawk and MVP. The mutants were growing in numbers.