The Boyah Masterpiece Theatre: Boyah Apocalypse! Now With Illustrations!

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Silverhawk79


caponehollywood

Quote from: antmaster5000 on October 21, 2015, 03:01:13 AM
me

10% of the worlds biomass is ants
ants
ants


i am antmaster

Andrew1911


caponehollywood

Quote from: antmaster5000 on October 21, 2015, 03:01:13 AM
me

10% of the worlds biomass is ants
ants
ants


i am antmaster

Wrench

I'm alive! Dead ugly, but hey I made it.
I lol'd at the sense of legs part.

YPrrrr

Holy Sh-

Awesome yes;

And now a moment of inspiration:


Andrew1911

Chapter Six: Gimme Danger... No wat... Gimme Shelter... NO, GIMME SHELTER AND DANGER, LITTLE STRANGER

The group continued to walk along the path when many grew tired. Tyler said, "Looks like we better rest..." December said, "Come on, you bunch of pussies!" Reaper screamed, "BITCH, YOU'RE IN A FUCKING CHAIR BEING PUSHED! WE GOTTA WALK! STFU!" December shut up. They created a makeshift tent using their supplies to stay the night. They slept on the floor of the remnants of the Alamo. Shame they didn't remember it or used the basement.

Reaper eyed Princess sleeping. It was time to make his move. He grabbed a knife and crept up to her and unbuckled her pants. She woke and was about to scream. Reaper whispered, "Bitch, if you scream, I will kill you." Reaper did his business. He said to her, "Listen, this was strictly for my future. I don't care for you. I just want a child to be born. Let's keep this between us." Princess eyed him up with the intent to kill. Finally, she spoke, "I want you to know that I will kill you... One day, I will kill you." Reaper sighed, "I know."

All was quiet in camp. Tyler slept next to December. He still wondered if he made the right move fucking her for absoutely no good reason and bringing a gay baby up in a terrible world. He sighed and decided to sleep on it. The mutants eyed the camp. Wrenchninja felt the need to crave on their flesh. He was about to charge in when Rio stopped him. Rio gave him a look that said the time was not right.

Daylight came and Mariofreak went out a bit to take a piss. The mutants spotted him. Silver charged and Mariofreak's last words before having his intenstines gnarled out were, "wtf ur g4ey nub :| :|". The mutants feasted on the retard boy but it was not enough to satisfy their tastes... They needed the whole group.

Andrew1911

This chapter was more dark and serious than I intended it to be.  gonk;

caponehollywood

Lol, rape.

I get the feeling I'm gonna die next chapter.  gonk;
Quote from: antmaster5000 on October 21, 2015, 03:01:13 AM
me

10% of the worlds biomass is ants
ants
ants


i am antmaster

Silverhawk79


Wrench

I want Reaper dead. He fucked my wife!  argh;
Also, GOD YOU'RE SO GAY MARIOFREAK!

YPrrrr


Andrew1911


caponehollywood

Quote from: antmaster5000 on October 21, 2015, 03:01:13 AM
me

10% of the worlds biomass is ants
ants
ants


i am antmaster

Andrew1911


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