The Boyah Masterpiece Theatre: Boyah Apocalypse! Now With Illustrations!

[Wrench]

I'm going to fucking kill the shit out of NORTH KOREA!!!  NO ONE GETS RID OF MY TWO CHAPTERS OF FAME!!!!
And why didnt Bush blow them up earlier?  Monkey ass... edumacate;

Bush didn't know what button to hit so he continued coloring his Jesus Coloring Book.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Four: The Ruins of Boyah

The first to awaken from the rubble was Classictyler. He awoke to feel his dick in something strange... Something he never put it in before... And he put his cock in everything! He found himself with his wang in... A WOMAN?!?!?!?! Classictyler immediatly removed it and screamed, "OH, GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?" He walked among the rubble, looking for survivors. He screamed for help but, alas, no one responded to his whiny cries for assistance. He broke down and cried among the rubble.

He heard a voice. It said, "Dang it, Bush, with your dumb antics and such!" Old curmedgeon Andrew1911 survived the blast, as well. He saw Tyler and said, "Get up, boy, and help me find my dang Viagra! I need to fuck some dead bodies and it won't get up! Dang it." Tyler agreed and found Andrew1911's viagra. Andrew1911 said, "Get back, boy, you don't want to see the things I'm about to do the retard boy."

Andrew1911 found the retard boy and began to rape his carcass. Unfortunately, he wasn't dead and woke up with a foreign object in his anus. He looked behind him and screamed, "aaaaaaaaaaa!11!!1" Andrew1911 immediatly removed his cock and said, "Get back, boy! I still got my cane!" Mariofreak stood down. They looked around for more survivors with Tyler.

Unfortunately for Tyler, December had not died. December said the moment she awoke, "Oh, my God... Did I get pregnante?"

MOAR WILL BE ADDED

[caponehollywood]

MAKE ME COME BACK TO LIFE AND NOT DIE.

[Himu]

MAKE ME COME BACK TO LIFE AND NOT DIE.

You were dead before it even blew up lul.

[Wrench]

I got brutally stabbed so I should be able to survive. v;

[Himu]

I got brutally stabbed so I should be able to survive. v;

I'm sorry! My reaction was hot though.

[caponehollywood]

MAKE ME COME BACK TO LIFE AND NOT DIE.

You were dead before it even blew up lul.

I know. D:

[Wrench]

Andrew is getting some even if it is retards. Always knew he was a man.

[Silverhawk79]

Can I be one of the mutants?

[Andrew1911]

TYLER IS GUNNA BE A DADDY.

[Himu]

TYLER IS GUNNA BE A DADDY.

Ur welcome for the luts. caterpie;

[Andrew1911]

TYLER IS GUNNA BE A DADDY.

Ur welcome for the luts. caterpie;

thxs babycakes 

[Andrew1911]

Side-Chapter: The Explanation of The Pregnante

Well, I assume you all know how babies are made. Well, if not, I will explain it to you, anyway. When a lady and a daddy want a baby, they put their gentalia together which call the stork to GTFI. The stork enters the woman's vagina and fucks the man's sperm to create a baby. The baby feasts on the woman's insides until it was well enough to eat out the woman. The baby eats the woman out so much that she gets so hot that she cums the baby out. I have learned this from the streets.

Now, a character in the story has gotten pregnanted by Classictyler. Since Tyler thought he was going to die, he decided to fuck December since he would never be able to try out fucking a woman. Unfortunately for Tyler, he did not die. December is currently carrying his spawn right now. Due to the nuclear blast, it will actually be a mutant baby, most likely. Actually, it could be normal... But, it'll still probably be mutant and destroy the survivors.

[Himu]

They arent the only survivors right?

[Wrench]

This is bound to be interesting. Maybe form the ninja turtles.  china;