Poll
Question:
sitting legs apart in shared seating areas:
Option 1: legitimate complaint
votes: 1
Option 2: no, you're dumb
votes: 3
exaggerated """manspreading""" is genuinely intimidating and wholly inconsiderate, even if the spreader in question doesn't necessarily intend for it to be
and now you see a bunch of jerks doing it deliberately to elicit a response because they heard about it in the news, but claiming 'but it's cooomfortable' for implausible deniability
of, course the term """manspreading""" is completely moronic
but for the aggressive, boorish spread-leggers of boyah, if indeed there are any:
why do you do it
it isn't exactly difficult to simply cross one's legs in shared seating areas, if only for the purpose of maximizing space available for other people
because i have a dick and balls and i'd rather not squish them together with my thighs
Quote from: Travis on June 04, 2017, 03:26:13 PM
because i have a dick and balls and i'd rather not squish them together with my thighs
this is where u and me differ
i have big balls and frequently crush them. so in a non crowded space you better believe im gonna spread those legs
Just ask them to move if you want to sit.
I see women put bags on the seat on a crowded train way more often than I see people not being able to sit because of a guy spreading his legs, and even then most have the curtesy to move their shit if you ask. People are so passive they sneak a picture while not even asking for a seat.
Quote from: wawi on June 04, 2017, 05:20:52 PM
Just ask them to move if you want to sit.
i would rather just stand than sit next to a spreader
i make a point not to do it
of course my natural position is to have my legs spread but it's honestly not a problem to sit with my legs together closed-crossed.
y'all can grow up
that said, """manspreading""" is honestly not that big an issue because just about any reasonable man will allow someone room if they're simply ask "Excuse me, could I sit here?"
Manners, people.
not only do i spread my legs but i also put my backpack in the seat next to me
and my backpack is filled with loose nails in case they try to sit on my bag
Define spreading
because i've seen some tumblr users and buzzfeed get upset if someone's legs are parallel to one another (i.e. not even taking up more space than ones shoulders already do)
Unless your knees actually extend past your shoulders it's a nonissue to anyone who doesn't have some weird personal issues regarding leg distance (but not shoulder distance?)
i only do it really on an empty subway car to discourage someone from sitting next to me because the mbta seats are more narrow orj ust as wide as my shoulders and i dont want some large person fucking touching me.
i'll stand otherwise even if there's empty seats because i dont like them touching me
why do fat people fatspread on the neighboring chairs
Quote from: Khadafi on June 04, 2017, 09:06:32 PM
i'll stand otherwise even if there's empty seats because i dont like them touching me
same
the mbta is so fuckin weird tho like the seats are so narrow but there are so few of them
like
???
[spoiler]i'm mainly talking about the green line here. i guess the other lines are more like normal subways but i just
like
fuck the green line[/spoiler]
Quote from: Khadafi on June 04, 2017, 09:06:32 PM
Define spreading
because i've seen some tumblr users and buzzfeed get upset if someone's legs are parallel to one another (i.e. not even taking up more space than ones shoulders already do)
i'm talking about the sort of needless spreading that reasonable people would find inconsiderate, not literal retards on tumblr
i will say that sitting with the knees even at the same width as the shoulders still seems unnecessary
are you incapable of keeping your knees together
you can always lean slightly forward or backward to avoid another person's shoulders in an extremely cramped seating area, but there's no avoiding their legs, however they may be positioned, so it's necessary to keep them crossed or with knees as close together as possible when crowded
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on June 04, 2017, 09:11:09 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on June 04, 2017, 09:06:32 PM
i'll stand otherwise even if there's empty seats because i dont like them touching me
same
the mbta is so fuckin weird tho like the seats are so narrow but there are so few of them
like
???
[spoiler]i'm mainly talking about the green line here. i guess the other lines are more like normal subways but i just
like
fuck the green line[/spoiler]
mbta: transit line on the fatest country on earth yet more narrow seats than the transit in china; something literally designed for tiny asian people
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 04, 2017, 09:17:25 PM
i will say that sitting with the knees even at the same width as the shoulders still seems unnecessary
are you incapable of keeping your knees together
you can always lean slightly forward or backward to avoid another person's shoulders in an extremely cramped seating area, but there's no avoiding their legs, however they may be positioned, so it's necessary to keep them crossed or with knees as close together as possible when crowded
i legitimately don't understand this
how do your legs not naturally spread apart when you sit, at least somewhat
sitting with my knees together is ridiculously uncomfortable and not even possible unless i'm focusing on keeping my knees together
maybe it's easier for me because my balls are kinda saggy. when my legs are together they just hang out underneath them
is that abnormal? do i have saggy balls?
I don't believe I've ever seen this be a problem? The big public transit nightmare imo is people listening to music without headphones. Regardless anyone that takes up more than one seat space when there is limited room is a dick.
Also if there's a lady (or elderly person) and she doesn't have room you're supposed to offer your seat in the first place.
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on June 04, 2017, 10:01:58 PM
maybe it's easier for me because my balls are kinda saggy. when my legs are together they just hang out underneath them
is that abnormal? do i have saggy balls?
where else are your balls supposed to go?
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 04, 2017, 09:17:25 PM
are you incapable of keeping your knees together
yes hocuspocus;
basically what travis said
i guarantee you my cock could devour all of yours and i still can sit with my legs together smdh millenials
Your legs shouldn't have to literally be together though as long as they're not further than shoulder length apart
your anatomy is fucked up if your cock is literally coming out of your asshole so that you cant rest your dick n balls ontop of your legs while they are closed, please see your general physician for more help on this issue
alternatively your pants are too tight, time to switch from 510s to 511s this isnt highschool anymore
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 05, 2017, 08:31:56 AM
your anatomy is fucked up if your cock is literally coming out of your asshole so that you cant rest your dick n balls ontop of your legs while they are closed, please see your general physician for more help on this issue
alternatively your pants are too tight, time to switch from 510s to 511s this isnt highschool anymore
on top of your legs? confuseddood;
Wat. I guess I'm in the saggy ball club with popsi
so you don't have a gooch???? doodhuh;
i'm going to need a 360 view of your cock and asshole to verify pls
I don't understand what any of this has to do with anyone's asshole lol. If I'm sitting down my cock and balls fall between my legs naturally towards the surface I'm sitting on. How would they be in my asshole which is behind the grundle area? Between the thighs not the cheeks
If anything your cock and balls cannot devour anyone elses if you can somehow put them on top of your legs. how is that even possible?
i'm still waiting on my photographs to investigate this situation, thank you, you could be a savior to the cock'n'balls medical community
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 08:47:37 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 05, 2017, 08:31:56 AM
your anatomy is fucked up if your cock is literally coming out of your asshole so that you cant rest your dick n balls ontop of your legs while they are closed, please see your general physician for more help on this issue
alternatively your pants are too tight, time to switch from 510s to 511s this isnt highschool anymore
on top of your legs? confuseddood;
Wat. I guess I'm in the saggy ball club with popsi
hell yeah
so are your scrotums like 8 inches long or what
maybe i have low-set balls
it would be much more of a stretch to have my balls rest on top of my legs
Mongler does your scrotum begin at your belly button I am confused
no but my dick exists largely in front of my legs and not in my buttcheeks like you weirdos
my dick sits above my legs
my balls sit below them
I mean, with my legs together there's only a couple of inches of actual contact and my balls just hang below that, I don't see what the big deal is
so your legs are like an inch thick then? i think i see the issue u need to hit the gym son
We need to get some of those measuring spoons from a doctor and compare boyager ball sizes
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 05, 2017, 10:19:18 AM
so your legs are like an inch thick then? i think i see the issue u need to hit the gym son
nah but they're round, son.
do you have thunderthighs?
i run marathons so yeah baby i'm thicc as a double decker cheeseburger
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 05, 2017, 10:40:10 AM
i run marathons so yeah baby i'm thicc as a double decker cheeseburger
Analysis:
Marathoners aren't thicc so therefore mongler must be being
facetious
But double cheeseburgers are thick so then maybe he's being serious
Conclusion: huhdoodame;
i could crush your skull with my quads, they looks like dis:
(http://thechubbyrunner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/runner-legs.jpg)
Those aren't the legs of a boyager n_u
Quote from: Travis on June 04, 2017, 03:26:13 PM
because i have a dick and balls and i'd rather not squish them together with my thighs
Quote from: ADX on June 04, 2017, 04:40:19 PM
i have big balls and frequently crush them. so in a non crowded space you better believe im gonna spread those legs
Quote from: Snowy on June 04, 2017, 05:51:09 PM
I spread my legs so my balls aren't crushed between my legs or get glued to them. But I'm more than willing to give people room. I'm not a dick about it. If the train or bus I'm on is packed I won't even spread my legs to begin with.
>MUH DICK
the absolute most predictable response to the question of 'can you not cross your legs' of all time
so the tumblrites really are correct, it's a means of advertising
'MUH DICK and MUH SCROTE are just SO BIG and HEAVY and MONSTROUS and TURGID and VEINY that crossing my legs would simply CRUSH them'
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: Travis on June 04, 2017, 03:26:13 PM
because i have a dick and balls and i'd rather not squish them together with my thighs
Quote from: ADX on June 04, 2017, 04:40:19 PM
i have big balls and frequently crush them. so in a non crowded space you better believe im gonna spread those legs
Quote from: Snowy on June 04, 2017, 05:51:09 PM
I spread my legs so my balls aren't crushed between my legs or get glued to them. But I'm more than willing to give people room. I'm not a dick about it. If the train or bus I'm on is packed I won't even spread my legs to begin with.
>MUH DICK
the absolute most predictable response to the question of 'can you not cross your legs' of all time
so the tumblrites really are correct, it's a means of advertising
'MUH DICK and MUH SCROTE are just SO BIG and HEAVY and MONSTROUS and TURGID and VEINY that crossing my legs would simply CRUSH them'
Tec you need a break from tumblr my dude
if you seriously can't sit with your legs crossed because >MUH DICK, you may have a legitimate medical problem
it's not located literally exactly between your thighs
it's not a rigid object
it's elastic and flexible and compressible and the testes are positioned in such a way as to minimize any autocrushing
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 11:04:13 AM
Those aren't the legs of a boyager n_u
i'll snap u a dick pic when im not at work bb
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 05, 2017, 11:08:49 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 11:04:13 AM
Those aren't the legs of a boyager n_u
i'll snap u a dick pic when im not at work bb
actually wait I would believe it if it was Strongbad
If you're a real marathoner you'd talk about it more incessantly bassir;
Quote from: Travis on June 04, 2017, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 04, 2017, 09:17:25 PM
i will say that sitting with the knees even at the same width as the shoulders still seems unnecessary
are you incapable of keeping your knees together
you can always lean slightly forward or backward to avoid another person's shoulders in an extremely cramped seating area, but there's no avoiding their legs, however they may be positioned, so it's necessary to keep them crossed or with knees as close together as possible when crowded
i legitimately don't understand this
how do your legs not naturally spread apart when you sit, at least somewhat
sitting with my knees together is ridiculously uncomfortable and not even possible unless i'm focusing on keeping my knees together
if i completely relax my muscles, yes, my legs do naturally separate
but that has nothing to do with being male
i am in no discomfort whatsoever sitting knees together or completely cross legged
i'm probably willingly sitting cross-legged 33% of the time
i'm doing it right now, in fact bassir;
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on June 04, 2017, 10:01:58 PM
maybe it's easier for me because my balls are kinda saggy. when my legs are together they just hang out underneath them
is that abnormal? do i have saggy balls?
no, you are an anatomically correct male
the scrotum has more than enough elasticity to allow for sitting cross-legged with zero pain, unless you're rock solid at all times or made of glass
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:08:37 AM
if you seriously can't sit with your legs crossed because >MUH DICK, you may have a legitimate medical problem
it's not located literally exactly between your thighs
it's not a rigid object
it's elastic and flexible and compressible and the testes are positioned in such a way as to minimize any autocrushing
Well it does lead to lower sperm counts when the testes are compartmentalized in such a way just sayin
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 11:20:05 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:08:37 AM
if you seriously can't sit with your legs crossed because >MUH DICK, you may have a legitimate medical problem
it's not located literally exactly between your thighs
it's not a rigid object
it's elastic and flexible and compressible and the testes are positioned in such a way as to minimize any autocrushing
Well it does lead to lower sperm counts when the testes are compartmentalized in such a way just sayin
this might only be a problem if one sits cross-legged
exclusively, but nobody actually does that lol
and unless you have an unyielding desire to reproduce at any given moment, it's really no concern
Quote from: YPargh on June 04, 2017, 10:12:41 PM
I don't believe I've ever seen this be a problem? The big public transit nightmare imo is people listening to music without headphones.
and yeah this is terrible too
and yes, common courtesy should be exercised
yeah and any woman who shows her breasts no matter how big is a hooker
i have big balls, what can i do about it
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 05, 2017, 08:31:56 AM
your anatomy is fucked up if your cock is literally coming out of your asshole so that you cant rest your dick n balls ontop of your legs while they are closed, please see your general physician for more help on this issue
alternatively your pants are too tight, time to switch from 510s to 511s this isnt highschool anymore
are you implying that there is literally no space between your thighs
i can press mine as close together as possible and there's still ample visible space between them
Quote from: ADX on June 05, 2017, 11:25:28 AM
yeah and any woman who shows her breasts no matter how big is a hooker
i have big balls, what can i do about it
this is not an appropriate analogy unless they're literally bursting through your pants the way breast contours are always visible through a shirt lol
and if that is the case, you need better fitting pants
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:29:36 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 05, 2017, 08:31:56 AM
your anatomy is fucked up if your cock is literally coming out of your asshole so that you cant rest your dick n balls ontop of your legs while they are closed, please see your general physician for more help on this issue
alternatively your pants are too tight, time to switch from 510s to 511s this isnt highschool anymore
are you implying that there is literally no space between your thighs
i can press mine as close together as possible and there's still ample visible space between them
I think you're pretty skinny tho iirc
i suppose that's true
but fat and muscle and genitals are painlessly compressible akudood;
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:37:14 AM
i suppose that's true
but fat and muscle and genitals are compressible akudood;
except compressing your testicles isn't really comfortable or healthy
But like I've said you can keep your legs at shoulder width and there shouldn't be a problem except possibly with more overweight men idk their thigh to testicle situation
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:29:36 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 05, 2017, 08:31:56 AM
your anatomy is fucked up if your cock is literally coming out of your asshole so that you cant rest your dick n balls ontop of your legs while they are closed, please see your general physician for more help on this issue
alternatively your pants are too tight, time to switch from 510s to 511s this isnt highschool anymore
are you implying that there is literally no space between your thighs
i can press mine as close together as possible and there's still ample visible space between them
my thighs, no not really
but i also sit cross legged no problem but thats because my dick comes out the front and not the back like some people here lol
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 11:44:21 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:37:14 AM
i suppose that's true
but fat and muscle and genitals are compressible akudood;
except compressing your testicles isn't really comfortable or healthy
yes, of course
but they should not be
literally between your thighs when seated
they should descend below
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:52:01 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 11:44:21 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:37:14 AM
i suppose that's true
but fat and muscle and genitals are compressible akudood;
except compressing your testicles isn't really comfortable or healthy
yes, of course
but they should not be literally between your thighs when seated
they should descend below
below where? There's a chair seat which my balls rest on between my thighs confuseddood;
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 11:55:18 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:52:01 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 11:44:21 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:37:14 AM
i suppose that's true
but fat and muscle and genitals are compressible akudood;
except compressing your testicles isn't really comfortable or healthy
yes, of course
but they should not be literally between your thighs when seated
they should descend below
below where? There's a chair seat which my balls rest on between my thighs confuseddood;
yes
and is that painful
i have a minuscule penis and average-sized balls and i struggle to keep my knees together
my thigh muscles are literally flexing
i can't explain it physiologically (except maybe for MUH FAT and MUH OUT OF SHAPE) but after a while it's gonna feel like that one exercise you do in P.E. where you stand with your back to a wall and your knees bent as if you were in the shape of a chair (but much less torturous obv.)
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:56:39 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 11:55:18 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:52:01 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 11:44:21 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:37:14 AM
i suppose that's true
but fat and muscle and genitals are compressible akudood;
except compressing your testicles isn't really comfortable or healthy
yes, of course
but they should not be literally between your thighs when seated
they should descend below
below where? There's a chair seat which my balls rest on between my thighs confuseddood;
yes
and is that painful
no. If i put my knees together it is uncomfortable. If I try to cross my legs knee over knee it is painful. Ankle resting on knee is comfortable but that is much more spread out than just putting both legs out parallel to each other
let me show you boyos something:
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/fk6k69w.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/ObfccRZ.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/1TIibtf.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/u3LjMkp.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/S7A4rkQ.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/MFxlA86.png)[/spoiler]
all of those men are much bigger than anyone here
and yet they have no problem crossing their legs akudood;
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 12:02:07 PM
If i put my knees together it is uncomfortable. If I try to cross my legs knee over knee it is painful
so it's an issue of flexibility, then
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:30:46 AM
Quote from: ADX on June 05, 2017, 11:25:28 AM
yeah and any woman who shows her breasts no matter how big is a hooker
i have big balls, what can i do about it
this is not an appropriate analogy unless they're literally bursting through your pants the way breast contours are always visible through a shirt lol
and if that is the case, you need better fitting pants
everyones weiner makes a crease in their pants even a little bit. and, everyones balls press against everyones pant bottoms, even a little bit
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 12:02:22 PM
let me show you boyos something:
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/fk6k69w.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/ObfccRZ.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/1TIibtf.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/u3LjMkp.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/S7A4rkQ.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/MFxlA86.png)[/spoiler]
all of those men are much bigger than anyone here
and yet they have no problem crossing their legs akudood;
this is doable and is better bc you make a huge space for your dong + balls, but, this then take up the space of the next seat over bc your leg is all the way out
i have no trouble crossing my legs tho just so we're clear 5thgrade;
sometimes i'll do it sometimes i won't depends on my mood idk
Quote from: ADX on June 05, 2017, 12:08:57 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:30:46 AM
Quote from: ADX on June 05, 2017, 11:25:28 AM
yeah and any woman who shows her breasts no matter how big is a hooker
i have big balls, what can i do about it
this is not an appropriate analogy unless they're literally bursting through your pants the way breast contours are always visible through a shirt lol
and if that is the case, you need better fitting pants
everyones weiner makes a crease in their pants even a little bit. and, everyones balls press against everyones pant bottoms, even a little bit
this is patently false
are you rock solid at all times
[spoiler]
call me[/spoiler]
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 12:02:22 PM
let me show you boyos something:
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/fk6k69w.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/ObfccRZ.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/1TIibtf.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/u3LjMkp.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/S7A4rkQ.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/MFxlA86.png)[/spoiler]
all of those men are much bigger than anyone here
and yet they have no problem crossing their legs akudood;
i'm pretty sure obama is in better shape than me
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 12:03:33 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 12:02:07 PM
If i put my knees together it is uncomfortable. If I try to cross my legs knee over knee it is painful
so it's an issue of flexibility, then
maybe. I am very inflexible. My knees hurt when I sit Indian style too >_<'
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 12:02:22 PM
let me show you boyos something:
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/fk6k69w.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/ObfccRZ.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/1TIibtf.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/u3LjMkp.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/S7A4rkQ.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://tinyimg.io/i/MFxlA86.png)[/spoiler]
all of those men are much bigger than anyone here
and yet they have no problem crossing their legs akudood;
I am bigger than several of these men tyvm!
Still looks awkward and uncomfortable >.<
in all of those pictures their little nutsack is dangling int he crease of their pants that's facing the seat.
I am very flexible, so I'll concede that that might have something to do with it.
Well into my teen years I was able to put both feet behind my head, and I think I might still be able to if I stretched properly first.
The "butterfly" stretch where you put your soles together and bend forward literally doesn't even stretch anything on me even at its extremes lol n_u
so we've established that it's a matter of flexibility and has literally nothing to do with >MUH DICK
thank you for clearing that up, boyah
and yet so many men love to proudly proclaim with a big grin that >MUH DICK prevents them from sitting cross legged because it's a not-so-humblebrag that makes them feel big and allows them to freely advertise themselves to any ladies who might be in the vicinity and just so happen to overhear that oh yeah, i have suck a massive cock that i can't even sit properly
when the reality is that they're just inflexible and insecure akudood;
heh heh gottem
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 11:11:44 AM
if i completely relax my muscles, yes, my legs do naturally separate
but that has nothing to do with being male
isn't that because of the size or shape of men's pelvic bones and hips
i've heard that before
but i and several others in this very thread claim to be male and yet we have no issues whatsoever crossing our legs or keeping our knees together
it seems like an issue particular to the individual, not something inherent to male anatomy
in either case, nothing to do with genital squishing
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 01:46:04 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 01:18:01 PM
but if it's actually a flexibility problem, why brag about your dick at all
certainly there are inflexible women who can't cross their legs either
they're not bragging I'm sure they're just citing the most obvious obstruction. I'm sure they mean their testicles anyway since who cares if the dick gets mashed. Idk why people think they're the same thing but some seem to. Like getting kicked in the dick doesn't really do anything it's getting kicked in the balls that hurts but you hear it both ways.
So I'm going to credit them with just not being specific enough for Tec girl;
my problem isn't a semantic one, i know what is meant by the word "dick"
it's that
no part of the genitalia should be getting
crushed by one's things in any regular seating position
that is simply impossible unless you are oddly shaped
or have priapism
Sure is a whole lot of body shaming going on in this thread
i'm weak-excuse-shaming and humblebrag-shaming, if anything lol
Quote from: Snowy on June 05, 2017, 01:59:30 PM
i legitimately have a hard come crossing my legs because of my knee injury back in 2012. It's certainly more flexible than it was like 2 or 3 years ago but it isn't nearly as flexible as it was before.
you are fully exempt from my criticisms, then
you have a genuine medical condition that makes sitting in certain positions difficult or impossible
most men can't say the same
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 01:53:24 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 01:46:04 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 01:18:01 PM
but if it's actually a flexibility problem, why brag about your dick at all
certainly there are inflexible women who can't cross their legs either
they're not bragging I'm sure they're just citing the most obvious obstruction. I'm sure they mean their testicles anyway since who cares if the dick gets mashed. Idk why people think they're the same thing but some seem to. Like getting kicked in the dick doesn't really do anything it's getting kicked in the balls that hurts but you hear it both ways.
So I'm going to credit them with just not being specific enough for Tec girl;
my problem isn't a semantic one, i know what is meant by the word "dick"
it's that no part of the genitalia should be getting crushed by one's things in any regular seating position
that is simply impossible unless you are oddly shaped
or have priapism
you are assuming a lot about other people's bodies lol
Why would people bother to lie over something so trivial?
feel free to prove me wrong wariodood;
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 05, 2017, 02:07:57 PM
feel free to prove me wrong wariodood;
Were going to need some Boyagers to post pics their testicles in relation to their thighs whilst sitting girl;
literally this is the easiest thing to explain
[___]| |[___]
.. (__)(__)
[___] = leg
| | = penis and also beginning of scrotum hanging down
(__) = cajone
you sit down, you crush your nuts
end of story
Quote from: Snowy on June 05, 2017, 02:35:38 PM
alright yipper, you first.
no thanks I am covered under the Tec approved limited flexibility statute
Quote from: ADX on June 05, 2017, 02:39:28 PM
literally this is the easiest thing to explain
[___]| |[___]
.. (__)(__)
[___] = leg
| | = penis and also beginning of scrotum hanging down
(__) = cajone
you sit down, you crush your nuts
end of story
how fucking big are your balls akudood;
Quote from: ƕɾο on June 05, 2017, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: ADX on June 05, 2017, 02:39:28 PM
literally this is the easiest thing to explain
[___]| |[___]
.. (__)(__)
[___] = leg
| | = penis and also beginning of scrotum hanging down
(__) = cajone
you sit down, you crush your nuts
end of story
how fucking big are your balls akudood;
as big as his legs cmon man it's in the diagram
Quote from: YPargh on June 05, 2017, 03:06:24 PM
Quote from: ƕɾο on June 05, 2017, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: ADX on June 05, 2017, 02:39:28 PM
literally this is the easiest thing to explain
[___]| |[___]
.. (__)(__)
[___] = leg
| | = penis and also beginning of scrotum hanging down
(__) = cajone
you sit down, you crush your nuts
end of story
how fucking big are your balls akudood;
as big as his legs cmon man it's in the diagram
Quote from: ADX on June 05, 2017, 02:39:28 PM
literally this is the easiest thing to explain
[___]| |[___]
.. (__)(__)
[___] = leg
| | = penis and also beginning of scrotum hanging down
(__) = cajone
you sit down, you crush your nuts
end of story
this is a solid contender for post of the year lol
stumbled across this bit of absolute idiocy:
Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manspreading#cite_note-star-14The CAFE has argued that it is "physically painful for men to close their legs"
this is complete bullsh@ and you all know it
who do you people think you're kidding
joint inflexibility that impedes crossing or let alone merely
closing of the legs is most certainly not a problem inherent to male anatomy
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 11, 2017, 10:36:05 AM
stumbled across this bit of absolute idiocy:
Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manspreading#cite_note-star-14The CAFE has argued that it is "physically painful for men to close their legs"
this is complete bullsh@ and you all know it
who do you people think you're kidding
joint inflexibility that impedes crossing or let alone merely closing of the legs is most certainly not a problem inherent to male anatomy
why does this bother you so much lol
i'm just annoyed by the fact that it's obvious, literal dick-waving hidden behind as weak an excuse as that moronic, demonstrably false """biotruth"""
I mean why do you care about manspreading so much it's like the smallest of things
Quote from: YPargh on June 11, 2017, 04:19:53 PM
I mean why do you care about manspreading so much it's like the smallest of things
:(
Quote from: YPargh on June 11, 2017, 04:19:53 PM
I mean why do you care about manspreading so much it's like the smallest of things
i am profoundly disturbed by the implications of the nonsense argument that males have some sort of inherent limitation that prevents them from doing something as basic as sitting 'like a woman'
an
intelligent feminist could turn that argument right back around and say something like 'are men also inherently biologically incapable of staying out of jail' or 'are women biologically incapable of working outside the kitchen', just to demonstrate how absurd that reasoning is
the very mras who justify their own dumb stereotypical behavior by making a phony biological argument don't quite realize just how counterproductive an argument it is
for themQuote from: wawi on June 11, 2017, 05:56:39 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 11, 2017, 04:19:53 PM
it's like the smallest of things
:(
lol
[spoiler]
It actually is the smallest of things in most cases. I understand now that, unless it's a true medical condition, it's a matter of insecure spreaders projecting their psychological and physiological insecurities onto innocents. srsly[/spoiler]
also i would bet that if indeed there is a statistically significant number of men who can't sit closed or cross-legged due to a lack of flexibility, it's simply because they were socialized not to sit 'like a woman', whether deliberately or inadvertently
you ever just grab their crotch when they do this next to u?
ew lol myface;
that would be giving them exactly what they want (which is merely to provoke a response of any kind so they can feel indignant and shitpost on reddit about how some feminist assaulted them merely for being male)
ur not a feminist youre an new yorker
same difference tbqh
feminists, new yorkers, and feminist new yorkers all have to deal with spreaders on public transportation
Tec... In public? befuddlement
Alright, you've got me there. smth;