but the tumblrites do have one point: """man""'spreaders, why do you do it

[YPrrrr]

Those aren't the legs of a boyager

i'll snap u a dick pic when im not at work bb

actually wait I would believe it if it was Strongbad

If you're a real marathoner you'd talk about it more incessantly 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i will say that sitting with the knees even at the same width as the shoulders still seems unnecessary

are you incapable of keeping your knees together

you can always lean slightly forward or backward to avoid another person's shoulders in an extremely cramped seating area, but there's no avoiding their legs, however they may be positioned, so it's necessary to keep them crossed or with knees as close together as possible when crowded

i legitimately don't understand this

how do your legs not naturally spread apart when you sit, at least somewhat

sitting with my knees together is ridiculously uncomfortable and not even possible unless i'm focusing on keeping my knees together

if i completely relax my muscles, yes, my legs do naturally separate

but that has nothing to do with being male

i am in no discomfort whatsoever sitting knees together or completely cross legged

i'm probably willingly sitting cross-legged 33% of the time

i'm doing it right now, in fact

[Kalahari Inkantation]

maybe it's easier for me because my balls are kinda saggy. when my legs are together they just hang out underneath them

is that abnormal? do i have saggy balls?

no, you are an anatomically correct male

the scrotum has more than enough elasticity to allow for sitting cross-legged with zero pain, unless you're rock solid at all times or made of glass

[YPrrrr]

if you seriously can't sit with your legs crossed because >MUH DICK, you may have a legitimate medical problem

it's not located literally exactly between your thighs

it's not a rigid object

it's elastic and flexible and compressible and the testes are positioned in such a way as to minimize any autocrushing

Well it does lead to lower sperm counts when the testes are compartmentalized in such a way just sayin

[Kalahari Inkantation]

if you seriously can't sit with your legs crossed because >MUH DICK, you may have a legitimate medical problem

it's not located literally exactly between your thighs

it's not a rigid object

it's elastic and flexible and compressible and the testes are positioned in such a way as to minimize any autocrushing

Well it does lead to lower sperm counts when the testes are compartmentalized in such a way just sayin

this might only be a problem if one sits cross-legged exclusively, but nobody actually does that lol

and unless you have an unyielding desire to reproduce at any given moment, it's really no concern

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I don't believe I've ever seen this be a problem? The big public transit nightmare imo is people listening to music without headphones.

and yeah this is terrible too

and yes, common courtesy should be exercised

[rdl]

yeah and any woman who shows her breasts no matter how big is a hooker

i have big balls, what can i do about it

[Kalahari Inkantation]

your anatomy is fucked up if your cock is literally coming out of your asshole so that you cant rest your dick n balls ontop of your legs while they are closed, please see your general physician for more help on this issue


alternatively your pants are too tight, time to switch from 510s to 511s this isnt highschool anymore

are you implying that there is literally no space between your thighs

i can press mine as close together as possible and there's still ample visible space between them

[Kalahari Inkantation]

yeah and any woman who shows her breasts no matter how big is a hooker

i have big balls, what can i do about it

this is not an appropriate analogy unless they're literally bursting through your pants the way breast contours are always visible through a shirt lol

and if that is the case, you need better fitting pants

[YPrrrr]

your anatomy is fucked up if your cock is literally coming out of your asshole so that you cant rest your dick n balls ontop of your legs while they are closed, please see your general physician for more help on this issue


alternatively your pants are too tight, time to switch from 510s to 511s this isnt highschool anymore

are you implying that there is literally no space between your thighs

i can press mine as close together as possible and there's still ample visible space between them

I think you're pretty skinny tho iirc

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i suppose that's true

but fat and muscle and genitals are painlessly compressible

[YPrrrr]

i suppose that's true

but fat and muscle and genitals are compressible

except compressing your testicles isn't really comfortable or healthy

But like I've said you can keep your legs at shoulder width and there shouldn't be a problem except possibly with more overweight men idk their thigh to testicle situation

[C.Mongler]

your anatomy is fucked up if your cock is literally coming out of your asshole so that you cant rest your dick n balls ontop of your legs while they are closed, please see your general physician for more help on this issue


alternatively your pants are too tight, time to switch from 510s to 511s this isnt highschool anymore

are you implying that there is literally no space between your thighs

i can press mine as close together as possible and there's still ample visible space between them

my thighs, no not really

but i also sit cross legged no problem but thats because my dick comes out the front and not the back like some people here lol

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i suppose that's true

but fat and muscle and genitals are compressible

except compressing your testicles isn't really comfortable or healthy

yes, of course

but they should not be literally between your thighs when seated

they should descend below

[YPrrrr]

i suppose that's true

but fat and muscle and genitals are compressible

except compressing your testicles isn't really comfortable or healthy

yes, of course

but they should not be literally between your thighs when seated

they should descend below

below where? There's a chair seat which my balls rest on between my thighs