but the tumblrites do have one point: """man""'spreaders, why do you do it

[Mando Pandango]

maybe i have low-set balls

it would be much more of a stretch to have my balls rest on top of my legs

[YPrrrr]

Mongler does your scrotum begin at your belly button I am confused

[C.Mongler]

no but my dick exists largely in front of my legs and not in my buttcheeks like you weirdos

[Mando Pandango]

my dick sits above my legs

my balls sit below them

I mean, with my legs together there's only a couple of inches of actual contact and my balls just hang below that, I don't see what the big deal is

[C.Mongler]

so your legs are like an inch thick then? i think i see the issue u need to hit the gym son

[YPrrrr]

We need to get some of those measuring spoons from a doctor and compare boyager ball sizes

[Mando Pandango]

so your legs are like an inch thick then? i think i see the issue u need to hit the gym son

nah but they're round, son.

do you have thunderthighs?

[C.Mongler]

i run marathons so yeah baby i'm thicc as a double decker cheeseburger

[YPrrrr]

i run marathons so yeah baby i'm thicc as a double decker cheeseburger

Analysis:

Marathoners aren't thicc so therefore mongler must be being
facetious

But double cheeseburgers are thick so then maybe he's being serious

Conclusion: 

[C.Mongler]

i could crush your skull with my quads, they looks like dis:

[YPrrrr]

Those aren't the legs of a boyager

[Kalahari Inkantation]

because i have a dick and balls and i'd rather not squish them together with my thighs

i have big balls and frequently crush them. so in a non crowded space you better believe im gonna spread those legs

I spread my legs so my balls aren't crushed between my legs or get glued to them. But I'm more than willing to give people room. I'm not a dick about it. If the train or bus I'm on is packed I won't even spread my legs to begin with.

>MUH DICK

the absolute most predictable response to the question of 'can you not cross your legs' of all time

so the tumblrites really are correct, it's a means of advertising

'MUH DICK and MUH SCROTE are just SO BIG and HEAVY and MONSTROUS and TURGID and VEINY that crossing my legs would simply CRUSH them'

[YPrrrr]

because i have a dick and balls and i'd rather not squish them together with my thighs

i have big balls and frequently crush them. so in a non crowded space you better believe im gonna spread those legs

I spread my legs so my balls aren't crushed between my legs or get glued to them. But I'm more than willing to give people room. I'm not a dick about it. If the train or bus I'm on is packed I won't even spread my legs to begin with.

>MUH DICK

the absolute most predictable response to the question of 'can you not cross your legs' of all time

so the tumblrites really are correct, it's a means of advertising

'MUH DICK and MUH SCROTE are just SO BIG and HEAVY and MONSTROUS and TURGID and VEINY that crossing my legs would simply CRUSH them'

Tec you need a break from tumblr my dude

[Kalahari Inkantation]

if you seriously can't sit with your legs crossed because >MUH DICK, you may have a legitimate medical problem

it's not located literally exactly between your thighs

it's not a rigid object

it's elastic and flexible and compressible and the testes are positioned in such a way as to minimize any autocrushing

[C.Mongler]

Those aren't the legs of a boyager

i'll snap u a dick pic when im not at work bb