but the tumblrites do have one point: """man""'spreaders, why do you do it

[Mando Pandango]

maybe it's easier for me because my balls are kinda saggy. when my legs are together they just hang out underneath them

is that abnormal? do i have saggy balls?

[YPrrrr]

I don't believe I've ever seen this be a problem? The big public transit nightmare imo is people listening to music without headphones. Regardless anyone that takes up more than one seat space when there is limited room is a dick.

Also if there's a lady (or elderly person) and she doesn't have room you're supposed to offer your seat in the first place.

[rdl]

maybe it's easier for me because my balls are kinda saggy. when my legs are together they just hang out underneath them

is that abnormal? do i have saggy balls?

where else are your balls supposed to go?

[Thyme]

are you incapable of keeping your knees together

yes

basically what travis said

[C.Mongler]

i guarantee you my cock could devour all of yours and i still can sit with my legs together smdh millenials

[YPrrrr]

Your legs shouldn't have to literally be together though as long as they're not further than shoulder length apart

[C.Mongler]

your anatomy is fucked up if your cock is literally coming out of your asshole so that you cant rest your dick n balls ontop of your legs while they are closed, please see your general physician for more help on this issue


alternatively your pants are too tight, time to switch from 510s to 511s this isnt highschool anymore

[YPrrrr]

your anatomy is fucked up if your cock is literally coming out of your asshole so that you cant rest your dick n balls ontop of your legs while they are closed, please see your general physician for more help on this issue


alternatively your pants are too tight, time to switch from 510s to 511s this isnt highschool anymore

on top of your legs?

Wat. I guess I'm in the saggy ball club with popsi

[C.Mongler]

so you don't have a gooch???? 

[C.Mongler]

i'm going to need a 360 view of your cock and asshole to verify pls

[YPrrrr]

I don't understand what any of this has to do with anyone's asshole lol. If I'm sitting down my cock and balls fall between my legs naturally towards the surface I'm sitting on. How would they be in my asshole which is behind the grundle area? Between the thighs not the cheeks

[rdl]

If anything your cock and balls cannot devour anyone elses if you can somehow put them on top of your legs. how is that even possible?

[C.Mongler]

i'm still waiting on my photographs to investigate this situation, thank you, you could be a savior to the cock'n'balls medical community

[Mando Pandango]

your anatomy is fucked up if your cock is literally coming out of your asshole so that you cant rest your dick n balls ontop of your legs while they are closed, please see your general physician for more help on this issue


alternatively your pants are too tight, time to switch from 510s to 511s this isnt highschool anymore

on top of your legs?

Wat. I guess I'm in the saggy ball club with popsi

hell yeah

[C.Mongler]

so are your scrotums like 8 inches long or what