but the tumblrites do have one point: """man""'spreaders, why do you do it

[don't let's]

if i completely relax my muscles, yes, my legs do naturally separate

but that has nothing to do with being male

isn't that because of the size or shape of men's pelvic bones and hips

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i've heard that before

but i and several others in this very thread claim to be male and yet we have no issues whatsoever crossing our legs or keeping our knees together

it seems like an issue particular to the individual, not something inherent to male anatomy

in either case, nothing to do with genital squishing

[Kalahari Inkantation]

but if it's actually a flexibility problem, why brag about your dick at all

certainly there are inflexible women who can't cross their legs either

they're not bragging I'm sure they're just citing the most obvious obstruction. I'm sure they mean their testicles anyway since who cares if the dick gets mashed. Idk why people think they're the same thing but some seem to. Like getting kicked in the dick doesn't really do anything it's getting kicked in the balls that hurts but you hear it both ways.

So I'm going to credit them with just not being specific enough for Tec

my problem isn't a semantic one, i know what is meant by the word "dick"

it's that no part of the genitalia should be getting crushed by one's things in any regular seating position

that is simply impossible unless you are oddly shaped

or have priapism

[don't let's]

Sure is a whole lot of body shaming going on in this thread

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'm weak-excuse-shaming and humblebrag-shaming, if anything lol

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i legitimately have a hard come crossing my legs because of my knee injury back in 2012. It's certainly more flexible than it was like 2 or 3 years ago but it isn't nearly as flexible as it was before.

you are fully exempt from my criticisms, then

you have a genuine medical condition that makes sitting in certain positions difficult or impossible

most men can't say the same

[YPrrrr]

but if it's actually a flexibility problem, why brag about your dick at all

certainly there are inflexible women who can't cross their legs either

they're not bragging I'm sure they're just citing the most obvious obstruction. I'm sure they mean their testicles anyway since who cares if the dick gets mashed. Idk why people think they're the same thing but some seem to. Like getting kicked in the dick doesn't really do anything it's getting kicked in the balls that hurts but you hear it both ways.

So I'm going to credit them with just not being specific enough for Tec

my problem isn't a semantic one, i know what is meant by the word "dick"

it's that no part of the genitalia should be getting crushed by one's things in any regular seating position

that is simply impossible unless you are oddly shaped

or have priapism

you are assuming a lot about other people's bodies lol

Why would people bother to lie over something so trivial?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

feel free to prove me wrong

[YPrrrr]

feel free to prove me wrong

Were going to need some Boyagers to post pics their testicles in relation to their thighs whilst sitting

[rdl]

literally this is the easiest thing to explain

[___]| |[___]
.. (__)(__)

[___] = leg
| | = penis and also beginning of scrotum hanging down
(__) = cajone


you sit down, you crush your nuts

end of story

[YPrrrr]

alright yipper, you first.

no thanks I am covered under the Tec approved limited flexibility statute

[Hiro]

literally this is the easiest thing to explain

[___]| |[___]
.. (__)(__)

[___] = leg
| | = penis and also beginning of scrotum hanging down
(__) = cajone


you sit down, you crush your nuts

end of story

how fucking big are your balls

[YPrrrr]

literally this is the easiest thing to explain

[___]| |[___]
.. (__)(__)

[___] = leg
| | = penis and also beginning of scrotum hanging down
(__) = cajone


you sit down, you crush your nuts

end of story

how fucking big are your balls

as big as his legs cmon man it's in the diagram

[rdl]

literally this is the easiest thing to explain

[___]| |[___]
.. (__)(__)

[___] = leg
| | = penis and also beginning of scrotum hanging down
(__) = cajone


you sit down, you crush your nuts

end of story

how fucking big are your balls

as big as his legs cmon man it's in the diagram

[Kalahari Inkantation]

literally this is the easiest thing to explain

[___]| |[___]
.. (__)(__)

[___] = leg
| | = penis and also beginning of scrotum hanging down
(__) = cajone


you sit down, you crush your nuts

end of story

this is a solid contender for post of the year lol