but the tumblrites do have one point: """man""'spreaders, why do you do it

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i suppose that's true

but fat and muscle and genitals are compressible

except compressing your testicles isn't really comfortable or healthy

yes, of course

but they should not be literally between your thighs when seated

they should descend below

below where? There's a chair seat which my balls rest on between my thighs 

yes

and is that painful

[Thyme]

i have a minuscule penis and average-sized balls and i struggle to keep my knees together

my thigh muscles are literally flexing

i can't explain it physiologically (except maybe for MUH FAT and MUH OUT OF SHAPE) but after a while it's gonna feel like that one exercise you do in P.E. where you stand with your back to a wall and your knees bent as if you were in the shape of a chair (but much less torturous obv.)

[YPrrrr]

i suppose that's true

but fat and muscle and genitals are compressible

except compressing your testicles isn't really comfortable or healthy

yes, of course

but they should not be literally between your thighs when seated

they should descend below

below where? There's a chair seat which my balls rest on between my thighs 

yes

and is that painful

no. If i put my knees together it is uncomfortable. If I try to cross my legs knee over knee it is painful. Ankle resting on knee is comfortable but that is much more spread out than just putting both legs out parallel to each other

[Kalahari Inkantation]

let me show you boyos something:

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all of those men are much bigger than anyone here

and yet they have no problem crossing their legs

[Kalahari Inkantation]

If i put my knees together it is uncomfortable. If I try to cross my legs knee over knee it is painful

so it's an issue of flexibility, then

[rdl]

yeah and any woman who shows her breasts no matter how big is a hooker

i have big balls, what can i do about it

this is not an appropriate analogy unless they're literally bursting through your pants the way breast contours are always visible through a shirt lol

and if that is the case, you need better fitting pants

everyones weiner makes a crease in their pants even a little bit. and, everyones balls press against everyones pant bottoms, even a little bit

[rdl]

let me show you boyos something:

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all of those men are much bigger than anyone here

and yet they have no problem crossing their legs

this is doable and is better bc you make a huge space for your dong + balls, but, this then take up the space of the next seat over bc your leg is all the way out

[Thyme]

i have no trouble crossing my legs tho just so we're clear

sometimes i'll do it sometimes i won't depends on my mood idk

[Kalahari Inkantation]

yeah and any woman who shows her breasts no matter how big is a hooker

i have big balls, what can i do about it

this is not an appropriate analogy unless they're literally bursting through your pants the way breast contours are always visible through a shirt lol

and if that is the case, you need better fitting pants

everyones weiner makes a crease in their pants even a little bit. and, everyones balls press against everyones pant bottoms, even a little bit

this is patently false

are you rock solid at all times

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[Mando Pandango]

let me show you boyos something:

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all of those men are much bigger than anyone here

and yet they have no problem crossing their legs

i'm pretty sure obama is in better shape than me

[YPrrrr]

If i put my knees together it is uncomfortable. If I try to cross my legs knee over knee it is painful

so it's an issue of flexibility, then

maybe. I am very inflexible. My knees hurt when I sit Indian style too >_<'

let me show you boyos something:

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all of those men are much bigger than anyone here

and yet they have no problem crossing their legs

I am bigger than several of these men tyvm!

Still looks awkward and uncomfortable 

[rdl]

in all of those pictures their little nutsack is dangling int he crease of their pants that's facing the seat.

[Mando Pandango]

I am very flexible, so I'll concede that that might have something to do with it.

Well into my teen years I was able to put both feet behind my head, and I think I might still be able to if I stretched properly first.

The "butterfly" stretch where you put your soles together and bend forward literally doesn't even stretch anything on me even at its extremes lol

[Kalahari Inkantation]

so we've established that it's a matter of flexibility and has literally nothing to do with >MUH DICK

thank you for clearing that up, boyah

and yet so many men love to proudly proclaim with a big grin that >MUH DICK prevents them from sitting cross legged because it's a not-so-humblebrag that makes them feel big and allows them to freely advertise themselves to any ladies who might be in the vicinity and just so happen to overhear that oh yeah, i have suck a massive cock that i can't even sit properly

when the reality is that they're just inflexible and insecure

[C.Mongler]

heh heh gottem