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Post by: Snowy on February 01, 2012, 04:40:59 PM
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Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 01, 2012, 04:45:17 PM
pee in her butt
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 04:46:21 PM
Just ask. If she turns you down tell her that's okay and you would like to stay friends. Then just don't be awkward

then pee inside of her butt
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 01, 2012, 04:46:27 PM
>asking out
>2012

Who seriously does this

with my woman we just had little adventures around the town and i just hugged her tight one day and then we laid down and she started scratching my head

i never used a childish thing like "lol wanna go out???"

if you want a lasting relationship, you don't "ask out" anybody. your actions should make it happen
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: <sub>Pancake</sub> <sup>Persona</sup> on February 01, 2012, 04:46:27 PM
>asking out
>2012

Who seriously does this

with my woman we just had little adventures around the town and i just hugged her tight one day and then we laid down and she started scratching my head

i never used a childish like like "lol wanna go out???"

if you want a lasting relationship, you don't "ask out" anybody. your actions should make it happen
not everyone is you and asking someone to be your bf/gf isn't childish.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: YPrrrr on February 01, 2012, 04:51:27 PM
I'm sort of with Lawlz... confuseddood;

Usually I just hang out with a girl a lot and then something intimate happens and then we turn it into a relationship. I asked out my first girlfriend but that was awkward lol
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: don't let's on February 01, 2012, 04:52:59 PM
Quote from: <sub>Pancake</sub> <sup>Persona</sup> on February 01, 2012, 04:46:27 PM
>asking out
>2012

Who seriously does this

with my woman we just had little adventures around the town and i just hugged her tight one day and then we laid down and she started scratching my head

i never used a childish like like "lol wanna go out???"

if you want a lasting relationship, you don't "ask out" anybody. your actions should make it happen
So you never ask anybody to go out on a date to any specific place? You just show up out of the blue and take them to some unknown location without any specific plan laid out beforehand? Or just not do anything at all?
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 04:53:42 PM
Quote from: NPR on February 01, 2012, 04:51:27 PM
I'm sort of with Lawlz... confuseddood;

Usually I just hang out with a girl a lot and then something intimate happens and then we turn it into a relationship. I asked out my first girlfriend but that was awkward lol
on the same note, just doing that can and often will lead to one person thinking more of what's happening than the other. I agree the actions should speak as much as words but both are needed
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 01, 2012, 05:00:14 PM
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 01, 2012, 04:48:33 PM
not everyone is you and asking someone to be your bf/gf isn't childish.
no, it really is a very middle school-ish thing

i've talked with a load of friends that are in relationships and they all agreed that "asking out" in the sense of asking whether they "want to be your girlfriend" is what people who don't understand relationships do. it's pointless and doesn't really make sense.

Asking if they want to go somewhere and have fun (e.g. movies, your house, whatever) is fine and is a good plan, but directly asking if they "want to be in a relationship" doesn't make sense. Do you go up to someone who looks cool and say, "Want to be my friend so that we can hang out this week?" Usually, you randomly talk to somebody, find out you have shared interests, then end up spending time together. A relationship is a step above this and should ideally involve both parties knowing they have a strong bond and instinctively building it up.

In RPG terms, you don't ask your level 5 character to become level 50--you work with them until they get there, and in real life it's such a gradual process that there's no clear line where they become your partner.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 01, 2012, 05:02:50 PM
Quote from: Dead End Moon on February 01, 2012, 04:52:59 PM
So you never ask anybody to go out on a date to any specific place? You just show up out of the blue and take them to some unknown location without any specific plan laid out beforehand? Or just not do anything at all?
my woman and i were okay friends for about a month and we went to eat dinner with another friend

he went back to his house and we went back to campus and i decided i wanted to explore all the buildings on campus because it was late (around midnight) and there'd be nobody around. she decided to tag along and it was a great bonding experience

i never said "i want you to come with me so that i can maybe one day have sex with you", which is pretty much what most people do akudood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 05:03:23 PM
Well of course you ask them to do things and get to know them, but gauging interest in that form of a relationship and not just assuming you are dating because you hang out and kiss or something. That's simplsimply what asking someone out is.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 01, 2012, 05:06:59 PM
make her a pizza
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 05:10:22 PM
During
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: YPrrrr on February 01, 2012, 05:10:57 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 01, 2012, 05:08:18 PM
do I pee in her butt before or after
Before, duh. What do you think is going to be in her butt after?
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on February 01, 2012, 05:16:28 PM
"Hey, want to get lunch next Saturday?"
"No?"
"Oh, I see..."
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 01, 2012, 05:16:51 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 01, 2012, 05:08:18 PM
do I pee in her butt before or after


PUT IT ON THE PIZZAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 05:17:58 PM
Quote from: Kaz on February 01, 2012, 05:16:51 PM
PUT IT ON THE PIZZAAAAAAA
yeah but don't let the pizza cool before putting it up her butt. That's just disgusting
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 01, 2012, 05:18:58 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 01, 2012, 05:17:50 PM
my pee or her butt


pee in her butt first

then pee ON THE PIZZAAAAAAA

then P-I-Z-Z-A

GIVE HER PIZZAAAAAA

in her butt
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: applesauce on February 01, 2012, 05:21:11 PM
Idk when you take her out make sure the read is good. Bitches love bread.


ALSO OMG SNOWY WITH A GIRLFRIEND THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING MY LITTLE BABY IS GROWING UP AND IS GOING TO HAVE SEX HURRAY
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 05:22:15 PM
If snowy gets laid before me I will kill myself
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 01, 2012, 05:23:24 PM
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 01, 2012, 05:22:15 PM
If snowy gets laid before me I will kill myself


wait a sec i didn't think you were a virgin
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 05:24:34 PM
Quote from: Kaz on February 01, 2012, 05:23:24 PM
wait a sec i didn't think you were a virgin
i've done everyeverything but lose it lol
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Hiro on February 01, 2012, 05:25:28 PM
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 01, 2012, 05:22:15 PM
If snowy gets laid before me I will kill myself
Quote from: Snowy on February 01, 2012, 05:22:50 PM
What's that supposed to mean? wry
it means i am nearly 20 years old and you are still in high school and i want to have sexual relations  akudood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Commander Fuckass on February 01, 2012, 05:26:37 PM
dick slap her
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 05:26:50 PM
Quote from: Hiroglyph on February 01, 2012, 05:25:28 PM
it means i am nearly 20 years old and you are still in high school and i want to have sexual relations  akudood;
I assume you are talking about yourself? Otherwise you have no idea how old I am.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 01, 2012, 05:27:09 PM
i'm a bigger loser than almost anyone else here and i still managed to lose it at 18 lol
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: YPrrrr on February 01, 2012, 05:32:13 PM
I don't think losing your virginity makes you more of a winner but then again I am weird n_u
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 01, 2012, 05:33:51 PM
I lost it at 12. maps;


[spoiler=THIS IS A JOKE, NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED, ETC.]d'aww, snowy's on his way to becoming boyah's next big breakup story giggle;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 01, 2012, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: NPR on February 01, 2012, 05:32:13 PM
I don't think losing your virginity makes you more of a winner but then again I am weird n_u


it doesn't, and me being a loser has nothing to do with lack of virginity or not

i just mean, plain and simple, i'm more of a loser than you guys n_u
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: Tectrinket on February 01, 2012, 05:33:51 PM
I lost it at 12. maps;


[spoiler=THIS IS A JOKE, NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED, ETC.]d'aww, snowy's on his way to becoming boyah's next big breakup story giggle;[/spoiler]
girl; I feel bad that I laughed
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: YPrrrr on February 01, 2012, 05:40:17 PM
Quote from: Kaz on February 01, 2012, 05:35:54 PM
it doesn't, and me being a loser has nothing to do with lack of virginity or not

i just mean, plain and simple, i'm more of a loser than you guys n_u
Oh please, I could name Boyagers with less going for them than you.

But I am not going to name them and hurt their feelings n_u
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 05:50:45 PM
Quote from: NPR on February 01, 2012, 05:40:17 PM
Oh please, I could name Boyagers with less going for them than you.

But I am not going to name them and hurt their feelings n_u
message me the list girl; I won't tell anyone
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: YPrrrr on February 01, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 01, 2012, 05:50:45 PM
message me the list girl; I won't tell anyone
I don't know if I should... plus it would take me a while to think of them all girl;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 01, 2012, 05:55:52 PM
I'll message you the list, Echo. :(
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 05:57:56 PM
Quote from: NPR on February 01, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
I don't know if I should... plus it would take me a while to think of them all girl;
doooo it
Quote from: Tectrinket on February 01, 2012, 05:55:52 PM
I'll message you the list, Echo. :(
inb4tec
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Hiro on February 01, 2012, 06:02:20 PM
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 01, 2012, 05:26:50 PM
I assume you are talking about yourself? Otherwise you have no idea how old I am.
yes i'm talking about me
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 01, 2012, 06:04:06 PM
hey, i told you what you need to do
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: snoorkel on February 01, 2012, 06:09:46 PM
just like.......be real....man..
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Commander Fuckass on February 01, 2012, 06:13:01 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 01, 2012, 06:03:21 PM
You people are the worst to ask advice. 5thgrade;
You're the one that asked how to ask a girl out on a internet forum ghouldood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Socks on February 01, 2012, 06:22:35 PM
Quote from: vziard on February 01, 2012, 06:09:46 PM
just like.......be real....man..


In Turkmenistan and Tajikistan, it is customary in the vast rural areas, to actually 'kidnap' your bride, whereby the groom to be seeks out a desirable and available female, and the matriarch of his family convince this captive woman into the role and position of bride and wife to be. It's actually quite stunning. Well documented. I recommend a nice stoned night on you-tube looking at it.

On another point, there is a country in that general region, a stan of course, who has an occult like leader for life, that digitally alters his images and voice, appearances (no body knows his true state and health) and even personality are unknown. But he rules with an iron fist and attracts foreign investments and so projects  for reward in the precious metal and mineral resource deposits of that country. I said occult earlier because he wrote this book, and it is like their bible and the focus is to spread it across the world, it was recently translated in Chinese for them, which was a tremendous achievement. But nobody can speak of this book. It is forbidden there.

Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Patrick Stickles on February 01, 2012, 07:02:01 PM
the last girlfriend i had we had hooked up and stuff but i wasn't sure what the deal was

there's nothing wrong with at some point asking the seriousness of the relationship. i mean at some point that has to be talked about or else it might just be a non committed thing unless you want that
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: bluaki on February 01, 2012, 07:50:52 PM
Quote from: NPR on February 01, 2012, 05:40:17 PM
Oh please, I could name Boyagers with less going for them than you.
I'm one 5thgrade;
I haven't even ever had a crush.

However, I have been asked out once or twice in high school and rejected.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 01, 2012, 08:02:59 PM
Because it's wonderful advice everyone should read
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: strongbad on February 01, 2012, 08:16:24 PM
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on February 01, 2012, 05:16:28 PM
"Hey, want to get lunch next Saturday?"
"No?"
"Oh, I see..."
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: don't let's on February 01, 2012, 08:17:48 PM
They all float
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ?????? on February 01, 2012, 08:45:33 PM
stalk her and find her interests and pretend to be interested in them
glitter said interests in your conversations
say new nice things to her she obviously wants to hear about
ignore her from time to time
the end!1

Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Classic on February 02, 2012, 03:27:22 PM
Grow a pair and ask her~
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: FAMY2 on February 02, 2012, 03:27:51 PM
Quote from: Kaz on February 01, 2012, 05:18:58 PM
pee in her butt first

then pee ON THE PIZZAAAAAAA

then P-I-Z-Z-A

GIVE HER PIZZAAAAAA

in her butt


Keep going. More dirty talk.   yes;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Cosmic Ada on February 02, 2012, 03:28:43 PM
Just talk about your feelings, and how you want to feel her up.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ME## on February 02, 2012, 04:05:06 PM
ask her out in the middle of a class so she has to say yes
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Travis on February 02, 2012, 04:10:31 PM
Destroy your life for Satan
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: snoorkel on February 02, 2012, 04:37:56 PM
Quote from: Travis on February 02, 2012, 04:10:31 PM
Destroy your life for Satan
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 02, 2012, 05:01:52 PM
sell your soul for rock n' roll
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ikanaide on February 02, 2012, 05:04:03 PM
souled out
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 02, 2012, 05:04:40 PM
seoul'd out
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ikanaide on February 02, 2012, 05:11:44 PM
Quote from: Kaz on February 02, 2012, 05:04:40 PM
seoul'd out

(http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-frogout.gif)
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Thyme on February 02, 2012, 06:03:09 PM
oh hey i haven't posted in this thread yet
'sup

Quote from: ikanaide on February 02, 2012, 05:11:44 PM
(http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-frogout.gif)


lol
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 02, 2012, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: ikanaide on February 02, 2012, 05:11:44 PM
(http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-frogout.gif)


oh god lol

i love you icandy

[spoiler]replies: 69[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: snoorkel on February 02, 2012, 07:01:17 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 02, 2012, 06:59:55 PM
I'll sell my soul to Satan and pee in his butt.


what happens then is satan will pee in your butt,  forever
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 02, 2012, 07:05:03 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 02, 2012, 07:02:15 PM
Eh, not that bad.


it is bad

because according to dante satan is in the lowest level of hell where everything is frozen, meaning the pee will probably freeze inside your butt, expanding until your butt explodes

over and over for eternity
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Nyerp on February 02, 2012, 07:06:44 PM
peeing back and forth forever
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 02, 2012, 07:08:26 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 02, 2012, 07:06:44 PM
peeing back and forth forever


))~<==8
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 02, 2012, 07:09:17 PM
urine icicle sounding
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 02, 2012, 07:10:00 PM
Quote from: Tectrinket on February 02, 2012, 07:09:17 PM
urine icicle sounding


(http://i42.tinypic.com/w0tls3.png)
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: snoorkel on February 02, 2012, 07:12:30 PM
or if the climate of satan's dominion is at least moderately tempered, the receptacle for endless pee of your butt will eventually blister and be taken over by bacterial pestilence, disease.. over the course of eternity your butt will begin to corrupt and decay into a raw and putrid cavern, no longer even recognizable as a human butt, only as a rotting and shapeless black mass (!), but satan will continue to forcefully push his turgid member inside and deposit yet more fetid piss ,  forever
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 02, 2012, 07:13:47 PM
i insert my turgid member into your lukewarm hole
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: snoorkel on February 02, 2012, 07:14:56 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 02, 2012, 07:14:00 PM
K-Keep writing. RUB IT


u compelte the story when you go on the date.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Nyerp on February 02, 2012, 07:26:19 PM
Quote from: vziard on February 02, 2012, 07:12:30 PM
or if the climate of satan's dominion is at least moderately tempered, the receptacle for endless pee of your butt will eventually blister and be taken over by bacterial pestilence, disease.. over the course of eternity your butt will begin to corrupt and decay into a raw and putrid cavern, no longer even recognizable as a human butt, only as a rotting and shapeless black mass (!), but satan will continue to forcefully push his turgid member inside and deposit yet more fetid piss ,  forever


are you comicsnix
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 02, 2012, 07:29:50 PM
brackish forceful piss scat rape
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Travis on February 02, 2012, 07:34:03 PM
Hot streams of Putrid Pork Pus rain down upon my gaping fuckholes
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Travis on February 02, 2012, 07:36:08 PM
Satan keeps me as a personal slave in his den, using me only to blow a viscous load upon my battered asscheeks. hundreds of proto-devil babies are smeared on my body and in my eyes.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 02, 2012, 07:39:55 PM
one day you'll take a hearty bite into satan's meat and suddenly feel a putrid viscous liquid explode down your throat

And you'll have no choice but to swallow it because it'll be too far down your esophagus to cough it up.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Socks on February 02, 2012, 07:41:55 PM
What the hell is going on her?
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Travis on February 02, 2012, 07:42:38 PM
I cough mercilessly, and gag uncontrollably as Satan himself feeds me a rancid peanut butter and jelly style sandwich, filled with fetid fecal matter and the Demon Lord's menstrual blood
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 02, 2012, 07:42:59 PM
Quote from: Travis on February 02, 2012, 07:36:08 PM
Satan keeps me as a personal slave in his den, using me only to blow a viscous load upon my battered asscheeks. hundreds of proto-devil babies are smeared on my body and in my eyes.


is that why you can't open your left eye all the way
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 02, 2012, 07:44:11 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 02, 2012, 07:41:55 PM
What the hell is going on her?


A frothy mix of lube and pus that is sometimes the byproduct of abscess sex.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 02, 2012, 07:46:41 PM
i hope snowy's taking notes
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: don't let's on February 02, 2012, 07:47:02 PM
Quote from: Tectrinket on February 02, 2012, 07:44:11 PM
A frothy mix of lube and pus that is sometimes the byproduct of abscess sex.
aka

[spoiler]Boyah[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Travis on February 02, 2012, 07:47:33 PM
Guiding his barbed devil penis far into my rectum, my screams of pleasure are intertwined with shouts of agony. I am nothing but a doll to him, a puppet used for his own pleasure and then discarded. Just as I think it can't get any worse, Hades joins and fucks me violently where my scrotum once hung, now a rancid, petrified den of blood and semen.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Nyerp on February 02, 2012, 07:59:58 PM
Quote from: Travis on February 02, 2012, 07:47:33 PM
Guiding his barbed devil penis far into my rectum, my screams of pleasure are intertwined with shouts of agony. I am nothing but a doll to him, a puppet used for his own pleasure and then discarded. Just as I think it can't get any worse, Hades joins and fucks me violently where my scrotum once hung, now a rancid, petrified den of blood and semen.

(http://i53.tinypic.com/33p4xnt.jpg)
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: snoorkel on February 02, 2012, 08:20:30 PM
WHEN THE WIND CRIES OUT MY NAME
AND TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO DIE
THEN PLACE ME ON A SHIP OF OAK
AND LET IT DRIFT WITH THE TIDE
LET THE FLAMES PURIFY MY SOUL
ON ITS WAY TO HALL UP HIGH

Quote from: Nyerp on February 02, 2012, 07:26:19 PM
are you comicsnix


Yes



Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: snoorkel on February 02, 2012, 08:23:44 PM
Hermione recieves a box containing all the information about her past. She discovers she descends from the mecha wolves tribe, and must fight against the wizard fascist domination over the magical world.

holy fucking shit who is this guy I want more
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 02, 2012, 08:25:26 PM
Quote from: vziard on February 02, 2012, 08:23:44 PM
Hermione recieves a box containing all the information about her past. She discovers she descends from the mecha wolves tribe, and must fight against the wizard fascist domination over the magical world.

holy fucking shit who is this guy I want more


lmao read the erotic ones, like "love in the smudge" and the one snape/teletubbies crossover and the scooby doo one

i assume you're looking up comicsnix, anyway
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: snoorkel on February 02, 2012, 08:33:59 PM
"BRUUUUMMMMMM!" like a howling were-cow in a sun bathing loaned candy shop. His dong juices are fermenting inside his pulsing dog nuts and his eye eyeballs are rolling up in a ballet of convulsivative lustful gorgonopsia.

why do i even try
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 02, 2012, 08:39:32 PM
Quote from: vziard on February 02, 2012, 08:33:59 PM
"BRUUUUMMMMMM!" like a howling were-cow in a sun bathing loaned candy shop. His dong juices are fermenting inside his pulsing dog nuts and his eye eyeballs are rolling up in a ballet of convulsivative lustful gorgonopsia.

why do i even try


he really has an amazing way with words when he tries, and it comes out of nowhere
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Patrick Stickles on February 03, 2012, 04:33:45 AM
christ boyah you guys are fucking ridiculous
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Cosmic Ada on February 03, 2012, 05:03:28 AM
Formally asking girls on dates seems kind of silly to me. It seems kind of stiff.

"Excuse me, my lady, would you like to partake in an evening banquet of just us two? I find you rather stunning."


Just casually ask her to do stuff with you. Spend a lot of time with her.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Socks on February 03, 2012, 12:24:00 PM
Wait right there my darling, I shall go fetch the carriage, then we shall make haste and be merry.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: kougraducky on February 04, 2012, 06:32:00 AM
Quote from: Super on February 03, 2012, 05:03:28 AM
Formally asking girls on dates seems kind of silly to me. It seems kind of stiff.

"Excuse me, my lady, would you like to partake in an evening banquet of just us two? I find you rather stunning."


Just casually ask her to do stuff with you. Spend a lot of time with her.

Quote from: Socks on February 03, 2012, 12:24:00 PM
Wait right there my darling, I shall go fetch the carriage, then we shall make haste and be merry.


I would love to be asked out like this...
Why can't a gal want to be asked out and fussed over, huh? It makes us realise that th guy actually gives a fuck and wants to fight for us and shit. Screw all of the ultra-feminist "I DON'T NEED TO BE EARNED" shit. Go have a duel over my hand!
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Hippopo on February 04, 2012, 12:53:44 PM
Quote from: kougraducky on February 04, 2012, 06:32:00 AM
I would love to be asked out like this...
Why can't a gal want to be asked out and fussed over, huh? It makes us realise that th guy actually gives a fuck and wants to fight for us and shit. Screw all of the ultra-feminist "I DON'T NEED TO BE EARNED" shit. Go have a duel over my hand!
I guess I prefer relationships based on equality.  Anyone going out of their way to woo me is a total turn off.  Likewise, if I have to go out of my way, I'll probably reconsider the relationship.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 04, 2012, 01:31:13 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on February 04, 2012, 12:53:44 PM
I guess I prefer relationships based on equality.  Anyone going out of their way to woo me is a total turn off.  Likewise, if I have to go out of my way, I'll probably reconsider the relationship.


wooing is a bit archaic if nothing else

i have to admit i also prefer what you're talking about, and i do think formally asking someone out definitely isn't always necessary, and i certainly never did that with hensa (we were friends first, then it just sort of became more)...but i guess i do see the appeal, from a girl's point of view, in getting that question. it sort of solidifies things.

...but from MY point of view, it's unnecessary and i don't really want to have that girl that expects me to do everything the old fashioned way.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 04, 2012, 01:48:56 PM
I don't see how just having the talk to see what both parties are feeling means it would make someone think that things should be done the old fashioned way.

Also wooing is awesome and should go both ways and is awesome
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 04, 2012, 05:30:41 PM
i just sorta meant that i don't really want someone who just expects those sort of things

i've no problem doing some wooing if i feel it's worth it, though i'd still rather be friends with her first, honestly. likewise, i've no problem asking her to be my girlfriend outright.

it's just the expectance of such things that's old-fashioned, i guess. to me, at least.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Classic on February 04, 2012, 09:36:25 PM
Have you grown a pair and asked yet? girl;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 04, 2012, 10:05:04 PM
be sure to invite her to boyah and show her this thread
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 05, 2012, 01:24:48 AM
be sure to post her nudes
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Daddy on February 05, 2012, 07:58:41 AM
Quote from: Hippopo on February 04, 2012, 12:53:44 PM
I guess I prefer relationships based on equality.  Anyone going out of their way to woo me is a total turn off.  Likewise, if I have to go out of my way, I'll probably reconsider the relationship.
thats because you're gay and men are equal to other men bassir;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Thyme on February 05, 2012, 08:01:58 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on February 05, 2012, 07:58:41 AM
thats because you're gay and men are equal to other men bassir;


very good point befuddlement
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Hippopo on February 05, 2012, 08:06:28 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on February 05, 2012, 07:58:41 AM
thats because you're gay and men are equal to other men bassir;
I have never seen it this way before. So true.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ME## on February 05, 2012, 10:55:09 AM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on February 04, 2012, 09:36:25 PM
Have you grown a pair and asked yet? girl;

i grew five pairs and asked her out for myself six times
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 05, 2012, 11:12:38 AM
Quote from: Dovydas on February 05, 2012, 10:55:09 AM
i grew five pairs and asked her out for myself six times
that's like six more pairs than I have which is still more than snowy
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ME## on February 05, 2012, 01:49:17 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 05, 2012, 01:48:21 PM
I owe the world pairs? confuseddood; confuseddood; confuseddood; confuseddood; confuseddood;

no.  the world took them from you.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: bluaki on February 05, 2012, 03:00:26 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on February 05, 2012, 01:49:17 PM
no.  the world took them from you.
the world needs to hurry up and take mine too goodjob;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 05, 2012, 03:14:33 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 05, 2012, 02:51:53 PM
But I may actually use mine unlike you. goodjob;
that's debatable.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 05, 2012, 03:15:26 PM
I use mine on a bidaily basis. RUB IT
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Cosmic Ada on February 05, 2012, 03:34:26 PM
Bluaki uses his to do all that math.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 05, 2012, 03:39:01 PM
so true
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ME## on February 05, 2012, 03:45:46 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 05, 2012, 02:51:53 PM
But I may actually use mine unlike you. goodjob;

lmao oh god
i'm dying
oh god
snowy you're hilarous
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Classic on February 05, 2012, 03:50:14 PM
Oooooh Snowy. Trying to degrade someone's masculinity isn't generally smiled upon.
[spoiler]David uses his. yes;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: YPrrrr on February 05, 2012, 10:16:55 PM
You have one day to ask this girl out or this thread is locked for false advertising.

Man up or shut up baddood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Classic on February 06, 2012, 05:26:53 AM
I TOLD YOU TO GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER.
BALL UP OR SHUT UP.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 06, 2012, 05:39:50 AM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on February 06, 2012, 05:26:53 AM
BALL UP OR SHUT UP.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Hippopo on February 06, 2012, 06:03:09 AM
Quote from: Snowy on February 06, 2012, 04:37:37 AM
I asked for help and I was told to pee in her butt.

So fuck your shit. n_n
I like how this is the only advice you walked away with.

(But, really, it's the best advice.)
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Commander Fuckass on February 06, 2012, 06:35:24 AM
ok so we can lock and unpin this now right
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Classic on February 06, 2012, 07:16:32 AM
You've ignored our advice.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Thyme on February 06, 2012, 07:25:44 AM
Quote from: Snowy on February 06, 2012, 07:19:16 AM
I ignored everything after "pee in her butt"


I don't blame you. I mean, how could that ever be topped? 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Classic on February 06, 2012, 07:33:21 AM
So you're ignoring all other advice?

This needs to be locked and unpinned. And I wouldn't bother asking anything anymore, Max.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Thyme on February 06, 2012, 07:38:23 AM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on February 05, 2012, 03:41:27 PM
TAKE A JOKE. :'(
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ikanaide on February 06, 2012, 09:41:18 AM
do or die nigga
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: YPrrrr on February 06, 2012, 11:03:40 AM
Obviously you lack the confidence to go out and get her and you will not take any advice because you're too scared.

Locked, unpinned, etc.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ME## on February 06, 2012, 11:35:43 AM
suggest things that snowy won't do:
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 06, 2012, 11:36:28 AM
Quote from: Dovydas on February 06, 2012, 11:35:43 AM
suggest things that snowy won't do:
ever get laid
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Commander Fuckass on February 06, 2012, 12:44:06 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on February 06, 2012, 11:35:43 AM
suggest things that snowy won't do:
graduate college
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 06, 2012, 12:45:32 PM
Quote from: Kefka on February 06, 2012, 12:44:06 PM
graduate college
that's so rude you should apologise to your wifey.

Boyah does not support emotional or physical spousal abuse
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ME## on February 06, 2012, 12:47:09 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 06, 2012, 12:45:47 PM
I'm not like the rest of you sorry :|

wow you must have gotten that rude from your older brother
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Commander Fuckass on February 06, 2012, 12:49:23 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 06, 2012, 12:45:47 PM
I'm not like the rest of you sorry :|
the rest of us outside of me, kaz and ypr I hope  madood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Socks on February 06, 2012, 12:54:06 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 06, 2012, 12:45:47 PM
I'm not like the rest of you sorry :|


You say that as if it's a good thing.

Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Socks on February 06, 2012, 01:02:59 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 06, 2012, 01:00:24 PM
I would hate to be like you.


Then you have no idea what I am like. But I still accept you, even if I desire more.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 06, 2012, 02:59:10 PM
an angry boyah is an unhappy boyah
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: YPrrrr on February 06, 2012, 03:00:42 PM
An angry boyah is an active boyah
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ME## on February 06, 2012, 03:08:30 PM
Quote from: NPR on February 06, 2012, 03:00:42 PM
An angry boyah is an active boyah

pretty much this awdood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ikanaide on February 06, 2012, 03:51:02 PM
Snowy thread always brings much activity
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Hippopo on February 06, 2012, 04:25:10 PM
Quote from: Kefka on February 06, 2012, 12:49:23 PM
the rest of us outside of me, kaz and ypr I hope  madood;
Hey,  this is my last semester.  baddood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Classic on February 06, 2012, 07:28:37 PM
Kiss and make up.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Commander Fuckass on February 06, 2012, 10:40:39 PM
take her to RACK RACK CITY BITCH RACK CITY
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Travis on February 06, 2012, 10:43:00 PM
where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on February 06, 2012, 10:47:37 PM
Quote from: Travis on February 06, 2012, 10:43:00 PM
where the grass is green and the girls are pretty


i lmao'd
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 07, 2012, 05:45:45 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on February 06, 2012, 04:25:10 PM
Hey,  this is my last semester.  baddood;
you should drop out.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ME## on February 07, 2012, 05:51:19 PM
i thought the boyah way was being too scared to even try collage
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Cosmic Ada on February 07, 2012, 07:21:01 PM
i hav prbelm guyz dis girl tuched my weewee but she alzo has uh weewee wat i do
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Andria on February 07, 2012, 07:27:08 PM
Quote from: Super on February 07, 2012, 07:21:01 PM
i hav prbelm guyz dis girl tuched my weewee but she alzo has uh weewee wat i do
rub them together
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Mando Pandango on February 08, 2012, 12:48:45 AM
did this ever happen
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Nyerp on February 08, 2012, 01:26:39 AM
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on February 08, 2012, 12:48:45 AM
did this ever happen


yes he got [REJECTED]
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ME## on February 08, 2012, 01:45:43 PM
Quote from: Snowy on February 07, 2012, 05:59:25 PM
No that's the David way

david knows best
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 08, 2012, 04:19:01 PM
buy her twisted metal on valentine's day and she'll twist your metal
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Travis on February 08, 2012, 04:20:11 PM
she will Indian Rug burn your Cock
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Socks on February 08, 2012, 04:27:56 PM
Quote from: Tectrinket on February 08, 2012, 04:19:01 PM
buy her twisted metal on valentine's day and she'll twist your metal


lol what
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Classic on May 26, 2012, 11:29:31 AM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 01, 2012, 04:46:27 PM
>asking out
>2012

Who seriously does this

with my woman we just had little adventures around the town and i just hugged her tight one day and then we laid down and she started scratching my head

i never used a childish thing like "lol wanna go out???"

if you want a lasting relationship, you don't "ask out" anybody. your actions should make it happen


This is how it should happen.  lubdoods;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ME## on May 26, 2012, 03:58:58 PM
Quote from: Kana Minami on February 01, 2012, 05:16:51 PM
PUT IT ON THE PIZZAAAAAAA
lmao what kaz
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 26, 2012, 04:02:41 PM
Quote from: Tectite on February 08, 2012, 04:19:01 PM
buy her twisted metal on valentine's day and she'll twist your metal


i lol'd
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on May 26, 2012, 09:29:11 PM
Quote from: Kana Minami on February 01, 2012, 05:18:58 PM
pee in her butt first

then pee ON THE PIZZAAAAAAA

then P-I-Z-Z-A

GIVE HER PIZZAAAAAA

in her butt
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044[/youtube]
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on May 27, 2012, 12:41:02 AM
I hope you never asked this terrible woman out
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 27, 2012, 12:54:32 AM
learn from our mistakes, snowy

never get in a relationship
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Hippopo on May 27, 2012, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Tectite on May 27, 2012, 12:54:32 AM
learn from our mistakes, snowy

never get in a relationship
True words of wisdom right here
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Classic on May 27, 2012, 12:37:07 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on May 27, 2012, 12:35:45 PM
True words of wisdom right here

Unfortunately. :'(
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ikanaide on May 27, 2012, 03:10:44 PM
if you do get a relationship, do never come to boyah
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: YPrrrr on May 27, 2012, 03:20:48 PM
Cynicism abounds :O
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ME## on May 27, 2012, 03:20:53 PM
Quote from: ikanaide on May 27, 2012, 03:10:44 PM
if you do get a relationship, do never come to boyah
THAT'S WRONG, ICANDY  madood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Wrench on May 28, 2012, 08:56:03 AM
You always have the Internet. Screw relationships.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ikanaide on May 28, 2012, 01:22:04 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on May 27, 2012, 03:20:53 PM
THAT'S WRONG, ICANDY  madood;

boyah = destroyer of relationship
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 28, 2012, 01:25:44 PM
FACT: all relationships are guaranteed to self destruct whether boyah is a factor or not gimpdood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: YPrrrr on May 28, 2012, 02:03:10 PM
Quote from: Tectite on May 28, 2012, 01:25:44 PM
FACT: all relationships are guaranteed to self destruct whether boyah is a factor or not gimpdood;
I WILL FIGHT YOU TIL THE DAY I DIE argh;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ikanaide on May 28, 2012, 02:05:40 PM
Quote from: Tectite on May 28, 2012, 01:25:44 PM
FACT: all relationships are guaranteed to self destruct whether boyah is a factor or not gimpdood;

boyah = catalyst confuseddood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 28, 2012, 02:12:41 PM
Quote from: NDDR on May 28, 2012, 02:03:10 PM
I WILL FIGHT YOU TIL THE DAY I DIE argh;


I'm not against you.  I would be happy for any of you to prove me wrong. Reichdood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 28, 2012, 02:15:54 PM
Quote from: ikanaide on May 28, 2012, 02:05:40 PM
boyah = catalyst confuseddood;


boyah is the trampoline backing up the defective parachute that is the romantic relationship gimpdood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: ikanaide on May 28, 2012, 02:18:36 PM
Quote from: Tectite on May 28, 2012, 02:15:54 PM
boyah is the trampoline backing up the failed parachute that is the romantic relationship gimpdood;

Quote from: Dovydas on May 27, 2012, 03:20:53 PM
THAT'S WRONG,   madood;
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 28, 2012, 02:19:11 PM
is true
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Snowy on May 28, 2012, 08:54:28 PM
It's ok guys, she sucked my dick behind Epcot and It's a Small World.
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Mando Pandango on May 28, 2012, 09:04:56 PM
is it a small world snowy

is it

a

small

world?
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Samus Aran on May 28, 2012, 11:20:01 PM
krunchburned?
Title: Re: Someone help me ask out a girl I like
Post by: Snowy on May 29, 2012, 10:50:30 PM
Krunchspermed