.

[Travis]

where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

[Samus Aran]

where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

i lmao'd

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Hey,  this is my last semester. 

you should drop out.

[ME##]

i thought the boyah way was being too scared to even try collage

[Cosmic Ada]

i hav prbelm guyz dis girl tuched my weewee but she alzo has uh weewee wat i do

[Andria]

i hav prbelm guyz dis girl tuched my weewee but she alzo has uh weewee wat i do

rub them together

[Mando Pandango]

did this ever happen

[Nyerp]

did this ever happen

yes he got [REJECTED]

[ME##]

No that's the David way

david knows best

[Kalahari Inkantation]

buy her twisted metal on valentine's day and she'll twist your metal

[Travis]

she will Indian Rug burn your Cock

[Socks]

buy her twisted metal on valentine's day and she'll twist your metal

lol what

[Classic]

>asking out
>2012

Who seriously does this

with my woman we just had little adventures around the town and i just hugged her tight one day and then we laid down and she started scratching my head

i never used a childish thing like "lol wanna go out???"

if you want a lasting relationship, you don't "ask out" anybody. your actions should make it happen

This is how it should happen. 

[ME##]

PUT IT ON THE PIZZAAAAAAA

lmao what kaz

[Kalahari Inkantation]

buy her twisted metal on valentine's day and she'll twist your metal

i lol'd