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[Kalahari Inkantation]

What the hell is going on her?

A frothy mix of lube and pus that is sometimes the byproduct of abscess sex.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i hope snowy's taking notes

[don't let's]

A frothy mix of lube and pus that is sometimes the byproduct of abscess sex.

aka

[spoiler]Boyah[/spoiler]

[Travis]

Guiding his barbed devil penis far into my rectum, my screams of pleasure are intertwined with shouts of agony. I am nothing but a doll to him, a puppet used for his own pleasure and then discarded. Just as I think it can't get any worse, Hades joins and fucks me violently where my scrotum once hung, now a rancid, petrified den of blood and semen.

[Nyerp]

Guiding his barbed devil penis far into my rectum, my screams of pleasure are intertwined with shouts of agony. I am nothing but a doll to him, a puppet used for his own pleasure and then discarded. Just as I think it can't get any worse, Hades joins and fucks me violently where my scrotum once hung, now a rancid, petrified den of blood and semen.

[snoorkel]

WHEN THE WIND CRIES OUT MY NAME
AND TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO DIE
THEN PLACE ME ON A SHIP OF OAK
AND LET IT DRIFT WITH THE TIDE
LET THE FLAMES PURIFY MY SOUL
ON ITS WAY TO HALL UP HIGH

are you comicsnix

Yes

[snoorkel]

Hermione recieves a box containing all the information about her past. She discovers she descends from the mecha wolves tribe, and must fight against the wizard fascist domination over the magical world.

holy fucking shit who is this guy I want more

[Samus Aran]

Hermione recieves a box containing all the information about her past. She discovers she descends from the mecha wolves tribe, and must fight against the wizard fascist domination over the magical world.

holy fucking shit who is this guy I want more

lmao read the erotic ones, like "love in the smudge" and the one snape/teletubbies crossover and the scooby doo one

i assume you're looking up comicsnix, anyway

[snoorkel]

"BRUUUUMMMMMM!" like a howling were-cow in a sun bathing loaned candy shop. His dong juices are fermenting inside his pulsing dog nuts and his eye eyeballs are rolling up in a ballet of convulsivative lustful gorgonopsia.

why do i even try

[Samus Aran]

"BRUUUUMMMMMM!" like a howling were-cow in a sun bathing loaned candy shop. His dong juices are fermenting inside his pulsing dog nuts and his eye eyeballs are rolling up in a ballet of convulsivative lustful gorgonopsia.

why do i even try

he really has an amazing way with words when he tries, and it comes out of nowhere

[Patrick Stickles]

christ boyah you guys are fucking ridiculous

[Cosmic Ada]

Formally asking girls on dates seems kind of silly to me. It seems kind of stiff.

"Excuse me, my lady, would you like to partake in an evening banquet of just us two? I find you rather stunning."


Just casually ask her to do stuff with you. Spend a lot of time with her.

[Socks]

Wait right there my darling, I shall go fetch the carriage, then we shall make haste and be merry.

[kougraducky]

Formally asking girls on dates seems kind of silly to me. It seems kind of stiff.

"Excuse me, my lady, would you like to partake in an evening banquet of just us two? I find you rather stunning."


Just casually ask her to do stuff with you. Spend a lot of time with her.

Wait right there my darling, I shall go fetch the carriage, then we shall make haste and be merry.

I would love to be asked out like this...
Why can't a gal want to be asked out and fussed over, huh? It makes us realise that th guy actually gives a fuck and wants to fight for us and shit. Screw all of the ultra-feminist "I DON'T NEED TO BE EARNED" shit. Go have a duel over my hand!

[Hippopo]

I would love to be asked out like this...
Why can't a gal want to be asked out and fussed over, huh? It makes us realise that th guy actually gives a fuck and wants to fight for us and shit. Screw all of the ultra-feminist "I DON'T NEED TO BE EARNED" shit. Go have a duel over my hand!

I guess I prefer relationships based on equality.  Anyone going out of their way to woo me is a total turn off.  Likewise, if I have to go out of my way, I'll probably reconsider the relationship.