.

[Samus Aran]

do I pee in her butt before or after

PUT IT ON THE PIZZAAAAAAA

[Andria]

PUT IT ON THE PIZZAAAAAAA

yeah but don't let the pizza cool before putting it up her butt. That's just disgusting

[Samus Aran]

my pee or her butt

pee in her butt first

then pee ON THE PIZZAAAAAAA

then P-I-Z-Z-A

GIVE HER PIZZAAAAAA

in her butt

[applesauce]

Idk when you take her out make sure the read is good. Bitches love bread.


ALSO OMG SNOWY WITH A GIRLFRIEND THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING MY LITTLE BABY IS GROWING UP AND IS GOING TO HAVE SEX HURRAY

[Andria]

If snowy gets laid before me I will kill myself

[Samus Aran]

If snowy gets laid before me I will kill myself

wait a sec i didn't think you were a virgin

[Andria]

wait a sec i didn't think you were a virgin

i've done everyeverything but lose it lol

[Hiro]

If snowy gets laid before me I will kill myself

What's that supposed to mean?

it means i am nearly 20 years old and you are still in high school and i want to have sexual relations 

[Commander Fuckass]

dick slap her

[Andria]

it means i am nearly 20 years old and you are still in high school and i want to have sexual relations 

I assume you are talking about yourself? Otherwise you have no idea how old I am.

[Samus Aran]

i'm a bigger loser than almost anyone else here and i still managed to lose it at 18 lol

[YPrrrr]

I don't think losing your virginity makes you more of a winner but then again I am weird

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I lost it at 12.


[spoiler=THIS IS A JOKE, NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED, ETC.]d'aww, snowy's on his way to becoming boyah's next big breakup story [/spoiler]

[Samus Aran]

I don't think losing your virginity makes you more of a winner but then again I am weird

it doesn't, and me being a loser has nothing to do with lack of virginity or not

i just mean, plain and simple, i'm more of a loser than you guys

[Andria]

I lost it at 12.


[spoiler=THIS IS A JOKE, NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED, ETC.]d'aww, snowy's on his way to becoming boyah's next big breakup story [/spoiler]

I feel bad that I laughed