When I first got to WPI they did everything in their power to assure us that we didn't have "frats" we have "fraternities". And that they're nothing like the ones shown on mtv or in the movies.
They lied.
I have never been as drunk as I was last night. And I can assure, I drink quite a bit.
I grinded on a guy I detest, made out with some guy I don't know, and essentially got felt up on the dance floor by some guy who I wouldn't even recognize if he said hi to me today. Actually, I wouldn't recognize the guy I was kissing either. Whatevs.
I was dancing with this one guy. He said "I'm Ryan, by the way." So I said "I'm Sam." and his response was "I know." I've never been to this particular frat so that kinda ... well, creeped me the fuck out. He said he knew me because his friend liked me, but he couldn't say who his friend was. Or something. Whatevs.
Anyway, I blacked out little bits at random times. so I don't even remember everything. and I hate that.
Unfortunately, I do remember puking on a couch at my dorm.
On the plus side, much of OX loves me now and I made their list for every other party. Yay.
Long story short, don't drink like i drink. Ever.
Okay, so basically you were a drunken whore? akudood;
uh i've been trying to be nice to everyone since i've returned but uh i have to be honest
um
why would you do something that stupid
also
QuoteI grinded on a guy I detest, made out with some guy I don't know, and essentially got felt up on the dance floor by some guy who I wouldn't even recognize if he said hi to me today.
well i just think i won't comment on that or anything past that point because i don't want to revert to my cruel past
I'm going to laugh when you get drunk and fuck some guy and then get depressed about it.
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 08:52:43 AM
I'm going to laugh when you get drunk and fuck some guy and then get depressed about it.
That's really mean. ;_;
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 08:52:43 AM
I'm going to laugh when you get drunk and fuck some guy and then get depressed about it.
uh she said she passed out a couple of times and doesn't know what happened
and vomiting is generally an early sign of pregnancy :|
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 06, 2009, 08:54:57 AM
and vomiting is generally an early sign of pregnancy :|
you'll have to allow some time for the sperm to germinate with her eggs if she has any :|
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on December 06, 2009, 08:54:10 AM
That's really mean. ;_;
If you get drunk to the point of doing shit with guys and can't even remember who then you get no remorse for not being responsible with your actions akudood;
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 08:56:38 AM
If you get drunk to the point of doing shit with guys and can't even remember who then you get no remorse for not being responsible with your actions akudood;
this is very non-liberal of you akudood;
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on December 06, 2009, 08:56:06 AM
you'll have to allow some time for the sperm to germinate with her eggs if she has any :|
i don't think this was her first party :|
goodness me. giggle; we should hang out sometime.
woah woah woah. I didn't fuck any of them. I'm an irresponsible drinker but not an irresponsible person, I had a sober party buddy who stopped me/saved me everytime things got bad.
I thought boyah knew this but I'll just say it again in case; I'm completely against casual sex. I'm a virgin. If I somehow ended up fucking someone while i was drunk or something, i would probably kill myself the next day.
And yes I was a bit of a drunken whore. Not a huge one though. And that's the only reason I really hate myself today. Well actually, it's partially the puking too. But still.
You got drunk enough to make out with someone you dont know. baddood;
Sounds like you have a drinking issue and don't know when to stop. giggle;
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 06, 2009, 08:54:57 AM
uh she said she passed out a couple of times and doesn't know what happened
and vomiting is generally an early sign of pregnancy :|
I blacked out for really short amounts of time. That's not passing out. There are just little periods where I don't remember what happened, but I was in the same room all night, I know I wasn't doing anything horrendous.
the only time I legitimately passed out was after I got back to my dorm. Nobody on my dorm would take advantage with me though. And I was in a room full of people. All good.
Quote from: Sam on December 06, 2009, 09:05:13 AMI'm an irresponsible drinker but not an irresponsible person
uh are you implying there's a difference
if you're drunk to the point you can't control your actions, well...
Sam, you go to WPI. Blacking out for 3 seconds is all it takes most of them to finish raping you.
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 09:06:37 AM
You got drunk enough to make out with someone you dont know. baddood;
That was actually on the way out the door and not like.. really making out. More like a kiss.
It was really weird >_>
my friends and I were leaving around 2 and he grabbed my arm and said "hey, you're not leaving are you?" so I'm like "They're making me! I have to!" So he said "Well, you're coming back later, right?" And I said "yeah, of course." And then he grabbed the back of my head and kissed me. A lot. And then my friends freaked out and dragged me out the door.
at least he was cute. Or I think he was anyway >_> He was wearing plaid, I remember that.
you know what would suck even more?
if your obsessed male stalkers took obscene pictures of you when you were blacked out ;_;
Guys, she was a responsible drunken whore, ease off. baddood;
Quote from: Sam on December 06, 2009, 09:11:23 AMcute.
Quotewearing plaid
Pick
one.
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on December 06, 2009, 09:11:54 AM
you know what would suck even more?
if your obsessed male stalkers took obscene pictures of you when you were blacked out ;_;
Not like she never did it herself. spam;
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 09:09:04 AM
Sam, you go to WPI. Blacking out for 3 seconds is all it takes most of them to finish raping you.
lmao, are you implying that wpi is full of rapists?
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 06, 2009, 09:12:57 AM
Pick one.Not like she never did it herself. spam;
plaid is cute. baddood;
and i was sober for those. giggle;
Quote from: Sam on December 06, 2009, 09:11:23 AM
at least he was cute.
So, as long as the people you make out with and/or 'grind on' in one of your drunken states are 'cute', it's okay? n_u
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on December 06, 2009, 09:16:03 AM
So, as long as the people you make out with and/or 'grind on' in one of your drunken states are 'cute', it's okay? n_u
she's only proving the stereotypes /r9k/ holds against women
"cute" guys can do whatever the hell they want and it's not rape
if he's fat, it's rape
QUICK SOMEONE TELL JALEEL ABOUT THIS SO HE WILL TAKE PICS OF THE NEXT PARTY AWESOME
and besides, as much as I hate myself today, this is really just a live & learn situation. You guys can call me a stupid drunken whore as much as you want, I've already been calling myself one for the past 5 hours. I learned my lesson. I can't handle beer. I need to stick with the hard stuff.
Seriously, I've had upwards of 14 shots of vodka in an hour before and been more or less fine. Drunk of course, but not in any danger.
Last night I had 5 beers. I hate beer so I never drink it ever ever. But they had some decent stuff that wasn't absolutely terrible so I just drank it. But after those 5 beers I was COMPLETELY gone. I don't understand it. But I'm never drinking beer again. That's for sure.
I just realized this post probably isn't helping my case
Quote from: Hank Hill on December 06, 2009, 09:17:44 AM
QUICK SOMEONE TELL JALEEL ABOUT THIS SO HE WILL TAKE PICS OF THE NEXT PARTY AWESOME
Oh, what a giant douche you are. happydood;
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on December 06, 2009, 09:19:34 AM
Oh, what a giant douche you are. happydood;
I do it to impress you. giggle;
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on December 06, 2009, 09:16:03 AM
So, as long as the people you make out with and/or 'grind on' in one of your drunken states are 'cute', it's okay? n_u
um.. no. It's not okay at all.
NEXT WEEK ON BOYAH:
"Last night was terrible."
PART TWO
I worry that her protector may not be there sometime to rescue her. 5 beers? Sounds like maybe there was a little something added. >.<
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 06, 2009, 09:22:04 AM
NEXT WEEK ON BOYAH:
"Last night was terrible."
PART TWO
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. {We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?} I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
Quote from: Hank Hill on December 06, 2009, 09:24:49 AM
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. {We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?} I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
oh god i missed that story
Quote from: Hank Hill on December 06, 2009, 09:20:21 AM
I do it to impress you. giggle;
Oh,
you.
No one gives concern about me. cjlubdoods;
Well, hopefully you got something out of this. I guess sometimes you have to do some really stupid shit before you realize why you shouldn't do it. Just take it easy, thank your guardian angel that nothing worse happened, and never get that drunk again.
Quote from: Houdini on December 06, 2009, 09:30:49 AM
Well, hopefully you got something out of this. I guess sometimes you have to do some really stupid shit before you realize why you shouldn't do it. Just take it easy, thank your guardian angel that nothing worse happened, and never get that drunk again.
Herpes. n_u
Quote from: Hank Hill on December 06, 2009, 09:32:55 AM
Herpes. n_u
Hopefully? Are you a collector or something?
Quote from: FAMY2 on December 06, 2009, 09:24:08 AM
I worry that her protector may not be there sometime to rescue her. 5 beers? Sounds like maybe there was a little something added. >.<
I would agree, but at the frats they open the cans in front of you. Extra assurance. The only time I put my drink 'down' was when I handed it to my friend so i could put my sweatshirt away. But I know my friend, she was sober and wouldn't have done anything bad nor let anyone else.
Quote from: Houdini on December 06, 2009, 09:30:49 AM
Well, hopefully you got something out of this. I guess sometimes you have to do some really stupid shit before you realize why you shouldn't do it. Just take it easy, thank your guardian angel that nothing worse happened, and never get that drunk again.
you are sweet houdinikins.
Anyway, I'm off to read, play kingdom hearts, and cry for the rest of the evening. Seeya boyah.
Quote from: Sam on December 06, 2009, 09:42:59 AMplay kingdom hearts
i thought you said you were going to learn from your mistakes
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 06, 2009, 09:43:45 AM
i thought you said you were going to learn from your mistakes
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Quote from: Hank Hill on December 06, 2009, 09:44:46 AM
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
i'll be here all week spam;
I lol'd.
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 08:52:43 AM
I'm going to laugh when you get drunk and fuck some guy and then get depressed about it.
haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaa
Ack, Sam, terrible
Quote from: Sam on December 06, 2009, 09:13:20 AM
lmao, are you implying that wpi is full of rapists?
I thought he was saying tech school students would only last 3 seconds in bed
When I think about you as a person that seems very unlike you.
Don't lose your innocence like that, don't drink so damn much next time :(
Quote from: YPR on December 06, 2009, 10:42:23 AMI thought he was saying tech school students would only last 3 seconds in bed
Yes that was it.
slut
What's so bad about making out with random guys? I don't see that being any problem even if you were sober.
Quote from: l a c e y on December 06, 2009, 12:45:38 PM
What's so bad about making out with random guys? I don't see that being any problem even if you were sober.
Decency perhaps? n_u
Quote from: l a c e y on December 06, 2009, 12:45:38 PM
What's so bad about making out with random guys? I don't see that being any problem even if you were sober.
sam actually has a shred of self respect
I don't really see that as a big deal as long as the other person is attractive. I mean maybe if you go around making out with like several different guys. But if it's just a few I don't think it's a big deal. Making out with people is nothing at all. It means nothing so who cares.
Quote from: l a c e y on December 06, 2009, 12:56:04 PM
I don't really see that as a big deal as long as the other person is attractive. I mean maybe if you go around making out with like several different guys. But if it's just a few I don't think it's a big deal. Making out with people is nothing at all. It means nothing so who cares.
several
few
Quote from: l a c e y on December 06, 2009, 12:56:04 PM
I don't really see that as a big deal as long as the other person is attractive. I mean maybe if you go around making out with like several different guys. But if it's just a few I don't think it's a big deal. Making out with people is nothing at all. It means nothing so who cares.
Personally, my tongue likes being clean. n_u
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on December 06, 2009, 12:58:44 PM
Personally, my tongue likes being clean. n_u
oh god obligatory marqueed giggle
[move]giggle;[/move]
sam you are such a whore
solution: stop being such a whore
Quote from: l a c e y on December 06, 2009, 12:56:04 PMMaking out with people is nothing at all. It means nothing so who cares.
there exists a plethora of terms that apply to people that share this sentiment
one of which being "slut"
Quote from: Thyme on December 06, 2009, 01:01:27 PM
oh god obligatory marqueed giggle
[move]giggle;[/move]
Well, it is true.
[move] giggle;[/move]
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 09:06:37 AM
make out with someone you dont know. baddood;
What's wrong with that? Not sarcasm.
Also this is why I don't drink. Yet.
Quote from: Veal on December 06, 2009, 01:46:27 PM
What's wrong with that? Not sarcasm.
Also this is why I don't drink. Yet.
Because she regrets it and wouldn't have done it if she wasn't drunk.
Cutting the quote is stupid when the condition of such is the problem.
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 01:47:47 PM
Because she regrets it and wouldn't have done it if she wasn't drunk.
Cutting the quote is stupid when the condition of such is the problem.
Oh okay. I was just saying making out with someone you don't know really isn't a problem, in my eyes. And I'm abstinent! If it's consensual, whatever. It doesn't mean or change anything.
Quote from: Veal on December 06, 2009, 01:50:17 PM
Oh okay. I was just saying making out with someone you don't know really isn't a problem, in my eyes. And I'm abstinent! If it's consensual, whatever. It doesn't mean or change anything.
would you like to make out with me veal no one is looking giggle; giggle;
you're not really my type
Quote from: l a c e y on December 06, 2009, 12:45:38 PM
What's so bad about making out with random guys? I don't see that being any problem even if you were sober.
Dignity?
Speaking of which, last night a good friend of mine came out and said, over text, that she liked me. So that was fun to deal with.
Drinking is fun.
Quote from: Veal on December 06, 2009, 01:55:47 PM
Speaking of which, last night a good friend of mine came out and said, over text, that she liked me. So that was fun to deal with.
so how's emma
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 02:06:09 PM
so how's emma
She keeps commenting on stuff after me on facebook. Like, to the point where even my friends are saying it's obviously deliberate. I don't get it, because she's the one who broke up with me...
But beyond that I don't know and I don't give a poop.
oh she broke up with you again?
Yeah. That was like 3 months ago. And I already posted about it. Here and on Outsider. And it's on Facebook. akudood;
I thought god changed his mind like 3 days later or something.
No that was the first time and God had nothing to do with it but that's really clever.
last night i played videogames and had a great time
you guys need to chill out
Quote from: Veal on September 13, 2009, 07:44:01 PM
We got back together FUCK YOU RAWL
That was an update you posted in that thread. You didn't post a thread after, I recall. akudood;
What was the reason the second time. akudood;
Quote from: Linkjge on December 06, 2009, 02:16:12 PM
last night i played videogames and had a great time
you guys need to chill out
i played video games today and had a great time
high five man
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 02:16:48 PM
That was an update you posted in that thread. You didn't post a thread after, I recall. akudood;
What was the reason the second time. akudood;
Just didn't feel like we were compatible. Basically didn't like me like that anymore. I was cool with it this time though. Felt amazing, afterwards, actually.
Quote from: Veal on December 06, 2009, 01:46:27 PM
What's wrong with that? Not sarcasm.
Also this is why I don't drink. Yet.
Drink with me vealcakes. giggle;
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 06, 2009, 02:17:20 PM
i played video games today and had a great time
high five man
hell yeah
after i grab some groceries im gonna play
more videogames
Quote from: Sam on December 06, 2009, 02:21:09 PM
Drink with me vealcakes. giggle;
No. We can make out sober.
Quote from: Linkjge on December 06, 2009, 02:22:52 PM
hell yeah
after i grab some groceries im gonna play more videogames
I was gonna take a nap but I think now I'll play some videogames.
So what was her excuse this time?
Quote from: Hank Hill on December 06, 2009, 02:27:36 PM
So what was her excuse this time?
Quote from: Veal on December 06, 2009, 02:19:03 PM
Just didn't feel like we were compatible. Basically didn't like me like that anymore. I was cool with it this time though. Felt amazing, afterwards, actually.
Quote from: Hank Hill on December 06, 2009, 02:27:36 PM
So what was her excuse this time?
She had a fortune cookie. baddood;
ok rawl don't turn this thread into jebus hate we need to laugh at sam's poor judgement and not have 4 pages of arguments. akudood;
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 02:28:51 PM
She had a fortune cookie. baddood;
ok rawl don't turn this thread into jebus hate we need to laugh at sam's poor judgement and not have 4 pages of arguments. akudood;
I wasn't. I just wanted to know what it was, like how did she come to that conclusion after them getting back together, also to keep this thread sam related. Sam, you're a whore. baddood;
Quote from: Sam on December 06, 2009, 09:05:13 AM
I'm completely against casual sex.
don't knock it until you try it!
Uh that's not as bad as what some of the chicks do at the parties I go to.
There's a chick who ALWAYS gets naked during games of beer pong and then proceeds to fuck a random guy
Quote from: GENOP on December 06, 2009, 03:26:36 PM
Uh that's not as bad as what some of the chicks do at the parties I go to.
There's a chick who ALWAYS gets naked during games of beer pong and then proceeds to fuck a random guy
you are that chick aren't you
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 06, 2009, 03:30:11 PM
wat
Yes lawlz I have a social life. I just don't ever post about it on boyah like some other fags do.
Quote from: FAMY2 on December 06, 2009, 09:24:08 AM
5 beers? Sounds like maybe there was a little something added. >.<
I don't get why you need to jump to an assumption like that. Some people get drunk with less alcohol.
Quote from: WILD4WII1 on December 06, 2009, 03:34:52 PM
I don't get why you need to jump to an assumption like that. Some people get drunk with less alcohol.
especially considering how small sam is.
Quote from: GENOP on December 06, 2009, 03:35:30 PM
especially considering how small sam is.
Exactly lol
Quote from: WILD4WII1 on December 06, 2009, 03:34:52 PM
I don't get why you need to jump to an assumption like that. Some people get drunk with less alcohol.
BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE CAN DO 14 SHOTS IN AN HOUR. WHICH WOULD BE WHAT 14 BEERS? HYPER SHOULD KNOW THIS. akudood;
Quote from: FAMY2 on December 06, 2009, 03:37:29 PM
BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE CAN DO 14 SHOTS IN AN HOUR. WHICH WOULD BE WHAT 14 BEERS? HYPER SHOULD KNOW THIS. akudood;
Maybe it was shots of monster
Quote from: GENOP on December 06, 2009, 03:39:54 PM
Maybe it was shots of monster
geno you're a gigantic fuck
Quote from: GENOP on December 06, 2009, 03:39:54 PM
Maybe it was shots of monster
Or milk? Yeah that fits in the conversation. n_u
Quote from: FAMY2 on December 06, 2009, 03:37:29 PM
BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE CAN DO 14 SHOTS IN AN HOUR. WHICH WOULD BE WHAT 14 BEERS? HYPER SHOULD KNOW THIS. akudood;
bottle of beer is usually 1.2 shots cmongler;
I think you mean a bottle of Fosters n_u
i don't even know what fosters is lol
Sam. doodthing;
*sigh*
Quote from: GENOP on December 06, 2009, 04:52:12 PM
Hiro is jealous guys
what are you even talking about geno
why do you insist on thinking i'm in love with sam
Quote from: Hïro on December 06, 2009, 04:55:21 PM
what are you even talking about geno
why do you insist on thinking i'm in love with sam
Because you are :3
Quote from: Hïro on December 06, 2009, 04:55:21 PM
what are you even talking about geno
why do you insist on thinking i'm in love with sam
yeah man it's pretty obvious you're obsessed with her
Last night I remembered why you don't mix beer with wine. baddood;
Quote from: GENOP on December 06, 2009, 04:58:31 PM
Because you are :3
oh okay :3
Quote from: Travis on December 06, 2009, 05:00:20 PM
yeah man it's pretty obvious you're obsessed with her
If I think she looks pretty in a picture, I'm going to say that she looks pretty in that picture
How does that make me obsessed with her
i wonder what i would be like drunk akudood;
let's find out y/n
also stop drinking sam it makes you silly
Quote from: Hïro on December 06, 2009, 05:02:44 PM
If I think she looks pretty in a picture, I'm going to say that she looks pretty in that picture
How does that make me obsessed with her
hiro you comment on EVERY SINGLE PICTURES SHE POSTS with some bullshit "so pwetty sam :3" not to mention you also always respond to other non picture posts
Quote from: Travis on December 06, 2009, 05:05:05 PM
hiro you comment on EVERY SINGLE PICTURES SHE POSTS with some bullshit "so pwetty sam :3" not to mention you also always respond to other non picture posts
lol
examples plz
Quote from: Ted on December 06, 2009, 05:04:01 PM
i wonder what i would be like drunk akudood;
let's find out y/n
also stop drinking sam it makes you silly
fuck no
live a little
Quote from: GENOP on December 06, 2009, 05:12:27 PM
the picture thread
Um I comment on lots of peoples pictures on there
and everyone else comments on sam too so I don't see how that's any different baddood;
Quote from: Hïro on December 06, 2009, 05:13:37 PM
Um I comment on lots of peoples pictures on there
and everyone else comments on sam too so I don't see how that's any different baddood;
ok hiro
Quote from: GENOP on December 06, 2009, 05:14:53 PM
ok hiro
I think you love her more than I do baddood;
I like Sam and all and she's a cute gal, but I'm definitely not obsessed with her
One of the ways I assess people is comparing what they've done to what my sister has done.
Since Sam didn't throw a huge party while I was upstairs watching the Animatrix where everyone got so drunk that my little 12-year-old self had to clean up vomit, help people out the door, clean the wreckage of a table they broke, and get rid of all the beer cans, I still have faith in Sam's character and am not worrying.