Last night was terrible.

[Sam]

When I first got to WPI they did everything in their power to assure us that we didn't have "frats" we have "fraternities". And that they're nothing like the ones shown on mtv or in the movies.

They lied.

I have never been as drunk as I was last night. And I can assure, I drink quite a bit.

I grinded on a guy I detest, made out with some guy I don't know, and essentially got felt up on the dance floor by some guy who I wouldn't even recognize if he said hi to me today. Actually, I wouldn't recognize the guy I was kissing either. Whatevs.

I was dancing with this one guy. He said "I'm Ryan, by the way." So I said "I'm Sam." and his response was "I know." I've never been to this particular frat so that kinda ... well, creeped me the fuck out. He said he knew me because his friend liked me, but he couldn't say who his friend was. Or something. Whatevs.

Anyway, I blacked out little bits at random times. so I don't even remember everything. and I hate that.

Unfortunately, I  do remember puking on a couch at my dorm.

On the plus side, much of OX loves me now and I made their list for every other party. Yay.

Long story short, don't drink like i drink. Ever.

[Oh]

 Okay, so basically you were a drunken whore?  

[ncba93ivyase]

uh i've been trying to be nice to everyone since i've returned but uh i have to be honest

um

why would you do something that stupid

also

I grinded on a guy I detest, made out with some guy I don't know, and essentially got felt up on the dance floor by some guy who I wouldn't even recognize if he said hi to me today.

well i just think i won't comment on that or anything past that point because i don't want to revert to my cruel past

[Daddy]

I'm going to laugh when you get drunk and fuck some guy and then get depressed about it.

[??????]

I'm going to laugh when you get drunk and fuck some guy and then get depressed about it.

That's really mean. ;_;

[ncba93ivyase]

I'm going to laugh when you get drunk and fuck some guy and then get depressed about it.

uh she said she passed out a couple of times and doesn't know what happened

and vomiting is generally an early sign of pregnancy

[??????]

and vomiting is generally an early sign of pregnancy

you'll have to allow some time for the sperm to germinate with her eggs if she has any

[Daddy]

That's really mean. ;_;

If you get drunk to the point of doing shit with guys and can't even remember who then you get no remorse for not being responsible with your actions  

[??????]

If you get drunk to the point of doing shit with guys and can't even remember who then you get no remorse for not being responsible with your actions  

this is very non-liberal of you 

[ncba93ivyase]

you'll have to allow some time for the sperm to germinate with her eggs if she has any

i don't think this was her first party

[Lexie]

goodness me. we should hang out sometime.

[Sam]

woah woah woah. I didn't fuck any of them. I'm an irresponsible drinker but not an irresponsible person, I had a sober party buddy who stopped me/saved me everytime things got bad.

I thought boyah knew this but I'll just say it again in case; I'm completely against casual sex. I'm a virgin. If I somehow ended up fucking someone while i was drunk or something, i would probably kill myself the next day.

And yes I was a bit of a drunken whore. Not a huge one though. And that's the only reason I really hate myself today. Well actually, it's partially the puking too. But still.

[Daddy]

You got drunk enough to make out with someone you dont know. 

[ME##]

Sounds like you have a drinking issue and don't know when to stop.

[Sam]

uh she said she passed out a couple of times and doesn't know what happened

and vomiting is generally an early sign of pregnancy

I blacked out for really short amounts of time. That's not passing out. There are just little periods where I don't remember what happened, but I was in the same room all night, I know I wasn't doing anything horrendous.

the only time I legitimately passed out was after I got back to my dorm. Nobody on my dorm would take advantage with me though. And I was in a room full of people. All good.