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Title: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 12:43:20 PM
And quote the person or include their name to avoid confusion.

Since there's nobody above me, I'll just list some examples of possible ways one might die:
murder
suicide
traffic accident
bullet wound
surgical accident
electrocution
strangling/choked (or hanged)
drowning
heart attack
bacterial or viral infection
cancer
stroke
AIDS
other STDs
war
fires

Of course, I didn't intend this to be completely serious.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Daddy on February 21, 2008, 12:43:36 PM
Suicide after rape.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Title27GT on February 21, 2008, 12:44:09 PM
during pregnancy
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 12:44:23 PM
crucified
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 21, 2008, 12:45:04 PM
suicide after losing to hen and i
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Post by: Feynman on February 21, 2008, 12:45:36 PM
Shot in the jaw nine times by homeys.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 21, 2008, 12:46:39 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 21, 2008, 12:45:36 PM
Shot in the jaw nine times by homeys.
If it's just in the jaw, I could live. doodella;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Samus Aran on February 21, 2008, 12:47:00 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 21, 2008, 12:45:36 PM
Shot in the jaw nine times by homeys.


gassed to death because we'll start putting anyone from middle-eastern descent in concentration camps and killing them in a pseudo-holocaust

WAR ON TERROR
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 12:47:45 PM
Of sheer stupidity.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 12:48:08 PM
Shot. Because he lives in Philly and I have no imagination
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Post by: Jester on February 21, 2008, 12:48:36 PM
Neck in a noose.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Samus Aran on February 21, 2008, 12:48:49 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 12:47:45 PM
Of sheer stupidity.


:'(
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Trini on February 21, 2008, 12:49:05 PM
Beheaded  baddood;
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Post by: Selkie on February 21, 2008, 12:49:30 PM
Dangerous sex position
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Post by: Ezloﺕ on February 21, 2008, 12:50:08 PM
anally raped with rusty power tools
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 21, 2008, 12:50:48 PM
shot in the vag
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Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 12:51:33 PM
Dies broken hearted after half brother Jaleel White passes away
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Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 12:52:59 PM
Neck in a noose, again.
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Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 12:53:55 PM
Suffocates under a pile of sweat socks.
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Post by: Title27GT on February 21, 2008, 12:54:04 PM
idk
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Post by: Jester on February 21, 2008, 12:54:31 PM
Plane crashes into building.


Oops.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 21, 2008, 12:54:47 PM
head explodes after getting angry in an argument
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Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 12:56:30 PM
shot by accident
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 21, 2008, 12:57:00 PM
alone with 80 cats
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Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 12:57:40 PM
From looking in the mirror.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 12:57:42 PM
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 21, 2008, 12:57:00 PM
alone with 80 cats
I don't ever want more than at most two cats.

by suffocating on a sock
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 12:57:48 PM
shot on purpose
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 12:58:04 PM
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 21, 2008, 12:57:00 PM
alone with 80 cats
I lol'd so fucking hard  doodella;

also you get sniped in the face
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 12:58:51 PM
Killed by hitman to prevent you from running in a political race
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Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 12:59:46 PM
From creativity hitting you in the face.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 12:59:54 PM
YPR: hit by a stray baseball on the head REALLY hard

Socks: suffocating on a sock
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Jester on February 21, 2008, 01:00:25 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 12:59:46 PM
From creativity hitting you in the face.


Painfully, I hope.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 01:01:17 PM
stoned to death by boyagers for posting that retarded indian pic in every thread.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 21, 2008, 01:01:45 PM
alone with 80 hentai dolls
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:02:08 PM
Beat to death for failing at evolution.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Jester on February 21, 2008, 01:02:15 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 01:01:17 PM
stoned to death by boyagers for posting that retarded indian pic in every thread.

2 threads=every thread?!
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Wrench on February 21, 2008, 01:02:34 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:02:08 PM
Beat to death for failing at evolution.


V shoots him
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 01:02:42 PM
Quote from: Jester on February 21, 2008, 01:02:15 PM
2 threads=every thread?!

2 is enough for me.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:02:50 PM
Poisoned from licking Mr. Clean.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 01:03:11 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on February 21, 2008, 01:02:34 PM
V shoots him

quote if that was directed at socks.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 01:03:23 PM
seizure from anime
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Jester on February 21, 2008, 01:03:30 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 01:02:42 PM
2 is enough for me.

you=all Boyagers?!
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 01:03:58 PM
Quote from: Jester on February 21, 2008, 01:03:30 PM
you=all Boyagers?!

I guess?

jesus quit making me post! D:
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Jester on February 21, 2008, 01:04:39 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 01:03:58 PM
I guess?

jesus quit making me post! D:

Kill yourself.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 01:04:57 PM
Bestiality related injury
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Daddy on February 21, 2008, 01:05:14 PM
God will kill him.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:05:21 PM
From watching Kono lick Mr. Clean.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:05:47 PM
JMV: Murdered by an angry Christian
Nyerp: choking on semen
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Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:05:51 PM
Trauma due to stunted brain growth.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 01:06:19 PM
Shot from living in Philly
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Wrench on February 21, 2008, 01:06:44 PM
Hit by a car
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Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 01:07:12 PM
posting on the sports board
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:07:41 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:05:47 PM
Nyerp: choking on semen

getting your face stuck in a vag madood;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Feynman on February 21, 2008, 01:08:03 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on February 21, 2008, 12:47:00 PM
gassed to death because we'll start putting anyone from middle-eastern descent in concentration camps and killing them in a pseudo-holocaust

WAR ON TERROR


how will they know goonish
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 01:08:32 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 21, 2008, 01:08:03 PM
how will they know goonish

They have your birth records, nigger.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:09:01 PM
Fatal rejection from society, hopefully.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 21, 2008, 01:09:39 PM
suffocates inside of a sock goonish
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:09:42 PM
Hit by a meteor
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 01:10:14 PM
aids
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Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 01:10:32 PM
suffocates in space
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:11:18 PM
visual aids
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Post by: Trini on February 21, 2008, 01:11:41 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:11:18 PM
visual aids

Too much cock.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:12:18 PM
Lack of intelligence.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:12:20 PM
surgical accident
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:12:37 PM
Too little cock.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Tomboh on February 21, 2008, 01:12:47 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 21, 2008, 01:10:32 PM
suffocates in space
nail in a poorly made shoe will give him an infection in his foot and he will die
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 01:13:12 PM
 
Quote from: Trini on February 21, 2008, 01:11:41 PM
Too much cock.
eventually learns that kono makes superior sigs then him and he commits suicide after realizing that he will never reach his level of skill.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 01:13:38 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on February 21, 2008, 01:12:47 PM
nail in a poorly made shoe will give him an infection in his foot and he will die
Heart attack after Cubs win world series
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Tomboh on February 21, 2008, 01:13:40 PM
suicide
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 21, 2008, 01:13:56 PM
@ kono
eventually learns that tectron talks better [glow=red,2,300]then[/glow] him and he commits suicide after realizing that he will never reach his level of skill.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:14:11 PM
fire
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Tomboh on February 21, 2008, 01:14:23 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 21, 2008, 01:13:38 PM
Heart attack after Cubs win world series
id be long dead
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:14:34 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on February 21, 2008, 01:12:47 PM
nail in a poorly made shoe will give him an infection in his foot and he will die


From the sudden realization that he is a failure at even posting on a forum, much less life.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Wrench on February 21, 2008, 01:15:05 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:14:34 PM
From the sudden realization that he is a failure at even posting on a forum, much less life.


Convicted of murder and shot.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 01:15:21 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:14:34 PM
From the sudden realization that he is a failure at even posting on a forum, much less life.

Ran out of sarcasm
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:15:49 PM
why is nobody replying to over half of my posts here? :(
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Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:16:03 PM
WRENCH CHOKES ON MY LIZARD PENIS

sorry :(
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 21, 2008, 01:16:10 PM
cool thread bluaki doodella;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 01:16:31 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:15:49 PM
why is nobody replying to over half of my posts here? :(
I said aids =/
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:17:04 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:15:49 PM
why is nobody replying to over half of my posts here?


Oh god, just stone her.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: guff on February 21, 2008, 01:17:49 PM
Alone.
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Post by: Daddy on February 21, 2008, 01:18:08 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on February 21, 2008, 01:17:49 PM
Alone.
Bassir will go into a rage when they break up.
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Post by: Tomboh on February 21, 2008, 01:18:12 PM
in some awesome way
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Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:18:52 PM
attacked by zack777
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Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:19:56 PM
Nyerp: testicular cancer baddood;
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Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:20:39 PM
cervical cancer n_u
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Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:23:15 PM
Euthanasia, due to shame.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 21, 2008, 01:23:47 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:20:39 PM
cervical cancer n_u
that's not funny my grandmother died that way

Seriously.

And a fatal car crash when riding with a drunk companion.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:24:00 PM
During brain surgery
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:25:11 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on February 21, 2008, 01:23:47 PM
that's not funny my grandmother died that way

Seriously.

And a fatal car crash when riding with a drunk companion.

uhhh ok

Samus attacks you. :(

Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Feynman on February 21, 2008, 01:25:50 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on February 21, 2008, 01:23:47 PM
And a fatal car crash when riding with a drunk companion.

that's not funny my cousin died that way

Seriously.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: guff on February 21, 2008, 01:27:41 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 21, 2008, 01:25:50 PM
Seriously.
that's how i died
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: ME## on February 21, 2008, 01:27:48 PM
Suicide, by jumping off the Empire State building.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Wrench on February 21, 2008, 01:27:57 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 21, 2008, 01:25:50 PM
that's not funny my cousin died that way

Seriously.

Suicide after stress from idiots.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:28:03 PM
Young.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: FullmetalGanon on February 21, 2008, 01:28:24 PM
shot
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Post by: V on February 21, 2008, 01:28:36 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on February 21, 2008, 01:27:41 PM
that's how i died

lol
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Daddy on February 21, 2008, 01:29:07 PM
Quote from: FullmetalGanon on February 21, 2008, 01:28:24 PM
shot
The couch will eat him.
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Post by: 6M69I69B9 on February 21, 2008, 01:29:17 PM
Quote from: V on February 21, 2008, 01:28:36 PM
lol
saving freedom
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Post by: Hensa on February 21, 2008, 01:29:35 PM
^ ebola wub;
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Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:30:02 PM
JMV: Attacked by a Christian extremist group
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Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:30:31 PM
hime dies then suicide
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Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:30:42 PM
Trying to be humorous.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 21, 2008, 01:30:48 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 21, 2008, 01:29:35 PM
^ ebola wub;


head wound caused by mothers golden brick.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Feynman on February 21, 2008, 01:31:12 PM
coherently
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:32:17 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:30:42 PM
Trying to be humorous.

Goes deaf from making too many moans, can't hear oncoming 18-wheeler driven by me.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 21, 2008, 01:32:31 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 21, 2008, 01:31:12 PM
coherently
gonk;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 21, 2008, 01:31:12 PM
coherently


Lack thereof.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: guff on February 21, 2008, 01:33:12 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
Lack thereof.

Lack of coherently?

That's not very coherently. baddood;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:36:58 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on February 21, 2008, 01:33:12 PM
Lack of coherently?

That's not very coherently.


Neither is your post relevant.

Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:38:04 PM
SHUT UP ABOUT COHERENCY YOU INCOHERENT FAGGOTS
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: guff on February 21, 2008, 01:39:08 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:36:58 PM
Neither is your post relevant.
That sentence isn't coherent.

seriously
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:39:14 PM
Nyerp: Running into a brick wall
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Feynman on February 21, 2008, 01:39:34 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on February 21, 2008, 01:39:08 PM
seriously


but coherent
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:40:17 PM
When House gets canceled
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:40:31 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:39:14 PM
Nyerp: Running into a brick wall

Bluaki: Trying to scissor a brick wall.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: guff on February 21, 2008, 01:41:21 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 21, 2008, 01:39:34 PM
but coherent
the stupidity of your post is making me laugh ha ha the little people never cease to entertain me
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:41:54 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on February 21, 2008, 01:39:08 PM
seriously


Seriously?
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Feynman on February 21, 2008, 01:43:56 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on February 21, 2008, 01:41:21 PM
the stupidity of your post is making me laugh ha ha the little people never cease to entertain me


Pitiful, you dare challenge my superiority? I frown upon such naive behavior.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: ME## on February 21, 2008, 01:44:13 PM
Bluaki: When she finally decides it's time to end her life.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:46:02 PM
Lack of brain cells.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:47:28 PM
Destroys brain cells from being an alcoholic.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 21, 2008, 01:48:03 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:47:28 PM
Destroys brain cells from being an alcoholic.
What?
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:49:40 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 21, 2008, 01:48:03 PM
What?
What what?
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:51:00 PM
While drunk
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 01:51:43 PM
Crowd crush at a gay pride parade
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Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:52:11 PM
I'll never drink. The mormonism is stuck inside my head. :(

Using scissors.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:52:34 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 21, 2008, 01:51:43 PM
Crowd crush at a gay pride parade
I actually never want to go to a gay pride parade.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: ME## on February 21, 2008, 01:53:20 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 21, 2008, 01:51:43 PM
Crowd crush at a gay pride parade


Sounds logical.


I bet in an plane crash.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 01:54:09 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:52:11 PM
I'll never drink. The mormonism is stuck inside my head. :(

Using scissors.
I am bad with scissors >.<
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:52:34 PM
I actually never want to go to a gay pride parade.
I never said you meant to be there
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:54:17 PM
Being poisoned
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Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:55:26 PM
Yuri overload.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:56:20 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:55:26 PM
Yuri overload.
Um... I'd survive.
I wouldn't die from something like that doodhuh;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:57:13 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:56:20 PM
Um... I'd survive.

You'd get too wet and drown.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:58:26 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:57:13 PM
You'd get too wet and drown.
...the body can't possibly release that much liquid
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 01:59:39 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:58:26 PM
...the body can't possibly release that much liquid
i dont think he was being literal
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 21, 2008, 01:59:49 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:58:26 PM
...the body can't possibly release that much liquid
It was just a joke, sit back and laugh, you don't have to analyze it. Q('_' Q)
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 02:00:06 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:58:26 PM
...the body can't possibly release that much liquid

When there's no penis to take it away, who knows? doodella;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 02:07:15 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 02:00:06 PM
When there's no penis to take it away, who knows? doodella;
How does the penis "take it away"?
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Squirtlejazz on February 21, 2008, 02:07:42 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 02:07:15 PM
How does the penis "take it away"?
Death by death.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 02:09:10 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 02:07:15 PM
How does the penis "take it away"?

lol ur lesbian
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: ME## on February 21, 2008, 02:13:36 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 01:52:34 PM
I actually never want to go to a gay pride parade.


Me too.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on February 21, 2008, 06:01:57 PM
Crushed under a gigantic desktop globe.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 06:04:46 PM
Killed with a rusty knife for reviving this thread.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 06:05:51 PM
suffocated by socks
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Ezloﺕ on February 21, 2008, 06:07:55 PM
choking on an exessive amount of cocks
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Daddy on February 21, 2008, 06:08:12 PM
Ezlo can't die.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on February 21, 2008, 06:09:17 PM
hit by a passing comet

By the way, thread never died.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Title27GT on February 21, 2008, 06:09:39 PM
violent dream
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on February 21, 2008, 06:12:24 PM
Quote from: Title on February 21, 2008, 06:09:39 PM
violent dream

hit on the head by a falling macbook
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:15:27 PM
cancer
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on February 21, 2008, 06:16:15 PM
Quote from: Vunderhof on February 21, 2008, 06:15:27 PM
cancer

beaten to death with a cinder block
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 06:16:32 PM
Quote from: Zidone on February 21, 2008, 06:16:15 PM
beaten to death with a cinder block
in his sleep
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:16:41 PM
cancer
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:16:53 PM
cancer
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 06:17:12 PM
Dies of shock when he eventually grows a pair of nuts.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Pele on February 21, 2008, 06:17:48 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 06:17:12 PM
Dies of shock when he eventually gorws a pair of nuts.

He can't die, he likes good music.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:17:59 PM
suddenly, there was millions of socks

all around socks were socks

and then he died
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 06:19:19 PM
cancer
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: 36chambers on February 21, 2008, 06:19:41 PM
cancer
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 06:20:11 PM
old age
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:20:32 PM
boss nigger
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Ezloﺕ on February 21, 2008, 06:20:47 PM
Quote from: Vunderhof on February 21, 2008, 06:17:59 PM
suddenly, there was millions of socks

all around socks were socks

and then he died

gets eaten alive by a polar bear when he moves to alaska
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 06:20:54 PM
Smacked to death by proper grammer.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 06:21:43 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 06:20:54 PM
Smacked to death by proper grammer.
Smacked to death by proper spelling.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:22:27 PM
gets eaten alive by a mexican when he moves to mexico
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 06:22:50 PM
cancer
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 06:23:09 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 21, 2008, 06:21:43 PM
Smacked to death by proper spelling.


Killed by Socks, revived by the English language.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:23:13 PM
the above poster will die by not dieing

ZING
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:23:54 PM
killed by time travelling GI from 1956
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:24:41 PM
killed by time travelling
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:24:53 PM
killed by cancer
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:25:31 PM
killed by killing himself after trying to figure out how many times he died in different ways
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:25:54 PM
killed by being killed
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:26:12 PM
killed by annie

annies got a gun
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 06:26:27 PM
Quote from: Vunderhof on February 21, 2008, 06:24:53 PM
killed by cancer


I think your pointless, more than necessary, posts are killing me right now, and this thread.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:26:50 PM
killed by bob marley

he shot the sherriff
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Pele on February 21, 2008, 06:27:08 PM
Quote from: Vunderhof on February 21, 2008, 06:26:12 PM
killed by annie

annies got a gun


Shut the fuck up.  baddood;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:27:19 PM
but he didn't shoot the deputy
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:27:34 PM
killed by Q
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:27:45 PM
Killed by N
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 06:27:52 PM
Joeinc is a confused soul.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:28:08 PM
cancer
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 06:28:19 PM
Quote from: Vunderhof on February 21, 2008, 06:27:34 PM
killed by Q
Q doesn't kill people you idiot.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:30:06 PM
Quote from: NotSid on February 21, 2008, 06:28:19 PM
Q doesn't kill people you idiot.
???
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:30:36 PM
executed by putin
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 06:30:54 PM
From being cockslammed by a knuckle dragging nigger's baculum.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2008, 06:31:22 PM
Quote from: Vunderhof on February 21, 2008, 06:30:06 PM
???
(http://jamesbond.ugo.com/allies/dl/q.jpg)
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:32:22 PM
Quote from: NotSid on February 21, 2008, 06:31:22 PM
(http://jamesbond.ugo.com/allies/dl/q.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/Q_portrait.jpg/250px-Q_portrait.jpg)
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: 36chambers on February 21, 2008, 06:32:51 PM
stfu
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:33:42 PM
killed by rainbow blast to the head
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on February 21, 2008, 06:35:06 PM
Quote from: Vunderhof on February 21, 2008, 06:33:42 PM
killed by rainbow blast to the head


Rape.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:35:37 PM
 befuddlement
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 06:36:32 PM
By his other self slashing open his abdomen and force-feeding him his own intestines.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Ezloﺕ on February 21, 2008, 06:40:24 PM
AIDS
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 06:40:59 PM
one of my assassins for not vping me baddood;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 06:46:18 PM
for hitting his head on something really hard
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 06:47:13 PM
chocking on a really hard banana
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Sam on February 21, 2008, 06:47:48 PM
Quote from: Vunderhof on February 21, 2008, 06:47:13 PM
chocking on a really hard banana

choking on testicles.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 06:47:56 PM
@Joeinc: brain failure
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 06:48:05 PM
choking on my 2,700th post
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 06:49:08 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 06:48:05 PM
choking on my 2,700th post


That's a lot of shitty posts to swallow...
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 06:49:21 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 06:48:05 PM
choking on my 2,700th post
Being stabbed by a knife in your sleep
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 06:49:51 PM
in an unpredictable manner
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 06:53:53 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 06:49:08 PM
That's a lot of shitty posts to swallow...

And I'm prepared to shove them all down your throat.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Samus Aran on February 21, 2008, 06:55:48 PM
Getting his insides stirred up via anal penetration with a horse.  doodella;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 06:56:51 PM
Being attacked by someone with a giant axe.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 06:58:00 PM
Why do all my deaths involve some kind of grotesque sodomy. >.<

Bluaki: Suffocates from breast implants while sleeping on stomach.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: ME## on February 21, 2008, 06:59:07 PM
Death from a blunt object to the skull.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Samus Aran on February 21, 2008, 07:00:05 PM
Death by being a geek and swinging around a replica of Cloud's big-ass sword.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 07:00:34 PM
ME86: Faints upon traveling to Japan, falls into a coma, and never wakes up.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 07:01:37 PM
Walks into a brick wal.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Samus Aran on February 21, 2008, 07:02:35 PM
impaled by walrus tusks
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 07:03:04 PM
impaled by a narwhal
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 07:03:31 PM
Trampled by six dirty dogs and their dicks.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: ME## on February 21, 2008, 07:04:19 PM
Horse penus in anus.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Samus Aran on February 21, 2008, 07:05:47 PM
eventual death by torture on a stretching device

you will scream in agony as your body is slowly torn in two
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 07:07:03 PM
eyes gouged out and thrown into a river in a demonic ritual
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Samus Aran on February 21, 2008, 07:07:41 PM
clawing his own throat out at the end of a schizophrenic breakdown
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2008, 07:12:02 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 06:53:53 PM
And I'm prepared to shove them all down your throat.


Before or after I Chuck Norris you?
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 21, 2008, 07:15:38 PM
telephone antenna stabbed into eye
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: ME## on February 21, 2008, 07:16:35 PM
Sniper shoots him during his inauguration speech.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 21, 2008, 07:17:13 PM
Quote from: ME86 on February 21, 2008, 07:16:35 PM
Sniper shoots him during his inauguration speech.
shoots himself like the gay dude in "No way out".
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 07:18:22 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 07:12:02 PM
Before or after I Chuck Norris you?

Please stop with the Chuck Norris. It's just, no. Don't.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 21, 2008, 07:19:17 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 07:18:22 PM
Please stop with the Chick Norris. It's just, no. Don't.
doodthing;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 07:20:37 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 21, 2008, 07:19:17 PM
doodthing;

what
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 21, 2008, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 07:20:37 PM
what
"Chick Norris"
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: ME## on February 21, 2008, 07:22:36 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 21, 2008, 07:17:13 PM
shoots himself like the gay dude in "No way out".


Which one? The 50s or 80s? I'm too lazy to read the summaries on Wiki.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 07:22:41 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 21, 2008, 07:21:18 PM
"Chick Norris"

lol oops doodella;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 21, 2008, 07:23:04 PM
Quote from: ME86 on February 21, 2008, 07:22:36 PM
Which one? The 50s or 80s? I'm too lazy to read the summaries on Wiki.
80s
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 07:24:24 PM
slammed head first and open mouthed into a large rock surface, forcing skull to divide and upper teeth to penetrate brain
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: j o e i n c on February 21, 2008, 07:25:19 PM
cancer
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Daddy on February 21, 2008, 07:26:10 PM
Quote from: Vunderhof on February 21, 2008, 07:25:19 PM
cancer
voting for ron paul and then getting shot by an ak47 since they are now legal.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 07:26:49 PM
poison ivy on the scrotum causes you to tear your balls off
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Bushy on February 21, 2008, 07:27:50 PM
Probably die trying to kill one of us.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 07:42:41 PM
This picture. ugly;
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a384/roopu/Wildenstein1WENN_468x696.jpg)
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on February 21, 2008, 08:17:31 PM
Car crash caterpie;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 08:18:43 PM
RPing against Kono and dying miserably by my blade. doodella;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 08:22:45 PM
laughing
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Himu on February 21, 2008, 08:27:54 PM
getting his tall ass struck by lightning. wub;
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 08:28:51 PM
Quote from: Charmed on February 21, 2008, 08:27:54 PM
getting his tall ass struck by lightning. wub;
I could say the same to you baddood;

except, you know, change the his to her
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Himu on February 21, 2008, 08:29:28 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 21, 2008, 08:28:51 PM
I could say the same to you baddood;

except, you know, change the his to her
:(
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 08:30:03 PM
Diabeetus.
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2008, 08:30:27 PM
Hime: In the most painless way possible n_u
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2008, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Charmed on February 21, 2008, 08:29:28 PM
:(
Do you play basketball? OuO
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: V on February 21, 2008, 08:39:06 PM
i love joeinc
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 22, 2008, 03:54:03 AM
From loving joeinc. :|
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 22, 2008, 07:29:55 AM
Dysentery
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: C.Mongler on February 22, 2008, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: NotSid on February 22, 2008, 07:29:55 AM
Dysentery


Toilet explossion
Title: Re: Predict how the above poster will die.
Post by: Nyerp on February 22, 2008, 12:45:25 PM
Murdered by a strange woman on YouTube.
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