Predict how the above poster will die.

[bluaki]

And quote the person or include their name to avoid confusion.

Since there's nobody above me, I'll just list some examples of possible ways one might die:
murder
suicide
traffic accident
bullet wound
surgical accident
electrocution
strangling/choked (or hanged)
drowning
heart attack
bacterial or viral infection
cancer
stroke
AIDS
other STDs
war
fires

Of course, I didn't intend this to be completely serious.

[Daddy]

Suicide after rape.

[Title27GT]

during pregnancy

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

crucified

[Kalahari Inkantation]

suicide after losing to hen and i

[Feynman]

Shot in the jaw nine times by homeys.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Shot in the jaw nine times by homeys.

If it's just in the jaw, I could live.

[Samus Aran]

Shot in the jaw nine times by homeys.

gassed to death because we'll start putting anyone from middle-eastern descent in concentration camps and killing them in a pseudo-holocaust

WAR ON TERROR

[Socks]

Of sheer stupidity.

[YPrrrr]

Shot. Because he lives in Philly and I have no imagination

[Jester]

Neck in a noose.

[Samus Aran]

Of sheer stupidity.

:'(

[Trini]

Beheaded 

[Selkie]

Dangerous sex position

[Ezloﺕ]

anally raped with rusty power tools