Predict how the above poster will die.

[bluaki]

ME86: Faints upon traveling to Japan, falls into a coma, and never wakes up.

[Nyerp]

Walks into a brick wal.

[Samus Aran]

impaled by walrus tusks

[YPrrrr]

impaled by a narwhal

[Nyerp]

Trampled by six dirty dogs and their dicks.

[ME##]

Horse penus in anus.

[Samus Aran]

eventual death by torture on a stretching device

you will scream in agony as your body is slowly torn in two

[Nyerp]

eyes gouged out and thrown into a river in a demonic ritual

[Samus Aran]

clawing his own throat out at the end of a schizophrenic breakdown

[Socks]

And I'm prepared to shove them all down your throat.

Before or after I Chuck Norris you?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

telephone antenna stabbed into eye

[ME##]

Sniper shoots him during his inauguration speech.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

Sniper shoots him during his inauguration speech.

shoots himself like the gay dude in "No way out".

[Nyerp]

Before or after I Chuck Norris you?

Please stop with the Chuck Norris. It's just, no. Don't.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

Please stop with the Chick Norris. It's just, no. Don't.