Predict how the above poster will die.

[Nyerp]

one of my assassins for not vping me

[bluaki]

for hitting his head on something really hard

[j o e i n c]

chocking on a really hard banana

[Sam]

chocking on a really hard banana

choking on testicles.

[bluaki]

@Joeinc: brain failure

[Nyerp]

choking on my 2,700th post

[Socks]

choking on my 2,700th post

That's a lot of shitty posts to swallow...

[bluaki]

choking on my 2,700th post

Being stabbed by a knife in your sleep

[YPrrrr]

in an unpredictable manner

[Nyerp]

That's a lot of shitty posts to swallow...

And I'm prepared to shove them all down your throat.

[Samus Aran]

Getting his insides stirred up via anal penetration with a horse. 

[bluaki]

Being attacked by someone with a giant axe.

[Nyerp]

Why do all my deaths involve some kind of grotesque sodomy.

Bluaki: Suffocates from breast implants while sleeping on stomach.

[ME##]

Death from a blunt object to the skull.

[Samus Aran]

Death by being a geek and swinging around a replica of Cloud's big-ass sword.