Predict how the above poster will die.

[Nyerp]

visual aids

[Trini]

visual aids

Too much cock.

[Socks]

Lack of intelligence.

[bluaki]

surgical accident

[Nyerp]

Too little cock.

[Tomboh]

suffocates in space

nail in a poorly made shoe will give him an infection in his foot and he will die

[KonohaShinobi]

 

Too much cock.

eventually learns that kono makes superior sigs then him and he commits suicide after realizing that he will never reach his level of skill.

[YPrrrr]

nail in a poorly made shoe will give him an infection in his foot and he will die

Heart attack after Cubs win world series

[Tomboh]

suicide

[Kalahari Inkantation]

@ kono
eventually learns that tectron talks better [glow=red,2,300]then[/glow] him and he commits suicide after realizing that he will never reach his level of skill.

[bluaki]

fire

[Tomboh]

Heart attack after Cubs win world series

id be long dead

[Socks]

nail in a poorly made shoe will give him an infection in his foot and he will die

From the sudden realization that he is a failure at even posting on a forum, much less life.

[Wrench]

From the sudden realization that he is a failure at even posting on a forum, much less life.

Convicted of murder and shot.

[YPrrrr]

From the sudden realization that he is a failure at even posting on a forum, much less life.

Ran out of sarcasm