Predict how the above poster will die.

[j o e i n c]

gets eaten alive by a mexican when he moves to mexico

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

cancer

[Socks]

Smacked to death by proper spelling.

Killed by Socks, revived by the English language.

[j o e i n c]

the above poster will die by not dieing

ZING

[j o e i n c]

killed by time travelling GI from 1956

[j o e i n c]

killed by time travelling

[j o e i n c]

killed by cancer

[j o e i n c]

killed by killing himself after trying to figure out how many times he died in different ways

[j o e i n c]

killed by being killed

[j o e i n c]

killed by annie

annies got a gun

[Socks]

killed by cancer

I think your pointless, more than necessary, posts are killing me right now, and this thread.

[j o e i n c]

killed by bob marley

he shot the sherriff

[Pele]

killed by annie

annies got a gun

Shut the fuck up. 

[j o e i n c]

but he didn't shoot the deputy

[j o e i n c]

killed by Q