Ok wow.

[YPrrrr]

Isn't anal sex sodomy or am I confusing things.

Yes, they never even mentioned it at my school though

Isn't that a basic tenant of Catholicism? Anal sex to preserve chastity and/or help a priest get through his vow of celibacy?  

Nah, that's just a basic tenant of being a perverted priest. The normal ones don't require such activity

[rdl]

hehe, a while ago I asked my now-ex "are you snipped?" out of the blue,  and he didn't get it. So I had to give him hints about what I meant because I didn't want to just come out and say it for some reason. When he finally caough on, his reaction was something to the extent of "oh god no, why the fuck would they ever fucking think about cutting the fucking skin off of a baby's penis?"

It was a funny moment.

yeah but circumcised penis is cooler
if my parents hadn't done it, i probably would've later should i have the money

[Sam]

Wow. I can't picture you like that at all.

I'm a changed girl.

We saved all of those chat logs, and I came across one a few months ago. it was AEFUL. It was obvious that I really didn't have a very good grasp of what sex actually was. I didn't have any clue what "to come" meant either. That was ne of the earlier logs. Cybering went on for 2-3 years, seriously. It casue a LOT of problems among friends.

For instance. My cousin// best friend's older brother had a friend who we all thought was hot. One of our mutual friends pretended to be some nameless girl and cybered with him. My best friend told the guy and.. well I believe it led to the death of our mutual friend's self-esteem.

We actually brought those logs with us to school can you imagine what it'd be like if a teacher found those?

Cybering in general just seems absolutely ridiculous to me now, obviously. At the time I found it to be good entertainment, not sure if it was because I was sexually interested or just curious.  But now I would just want to insult my "partner" for being a whore, an awful commercial lesbian, or a pathetic man who can't find real love. And I'd probably yell at them for their grammar/spelling too.

The porn thing was a little different. That was more of an addiction, I'd say. I accidentally charged $300 on my parents' account at like 10 years old. Bah, that was bad.

Those are pretty much all memories from my life that I've tried to forget about. Aside from the fact that all of that is absolutely pathetic, it just wasn't a good time. Whatever, now you all things about me that my family and most friends don't.

hey, while I'm at it
[spoiler]first time I ever masturbated was in a church. I'm not going into detail on that one. I think I've told a few boyagers that before.[/spoiler]

Oh, and shut up Bassir. You have no idea.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

My Parents told me all about sex in 5th grade (They never told me anything about gay sex), and then I had sex ed in like 7th grade and was the only one who knew what they were talking about. I think about the same time I learned about gay sex through jokes friends were telling. 

my parents have never spoken a word about sex to me

[Hiro]

Wooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Sam.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I accidentally charged $300 on my parents' account at like 10 years old. Bah, that was bad.

Whoa. What'd they do about it?

[Sam]

Whoa. What'd they do about it?

I dunno, they still don't know it was me. Or maybe they did, but they never directly accused me of it. I think they thought it was a mistake on their internet bill. It was like.. one of those sites that doesn't take from a credit card, but directly from the phone bill instead.

[Slim]

Wooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Sam.

You think that was wild? Well when I was in 6th grade, I used to go into chat rooms and tell people that I was a thirteen year old girl who wanted to cyber. When someone accepted and we got going, I'd write "THIS IS OFFICER #####, I'M UNDERCOVER LOOKING TO CATCH CHILD PREDATORS, YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT IS BEING NOTIFIED AS I WRITE THIS, EXPECT THEM AT YOUR DOOR ANY MINUTE." Some people just said "lol, stfu" but others were all like "wtf man you know we were just kidding right" before abruptly logging off. That was my cybering experience as a youngster.

Pretty crazy childhood, eh? True story, by the way.

[Samus Aran]

The porn thing was a little different. That was more of an addiction, I'd say. I accidentally charged $300 on my parents' account at like 10 years old. Bah, that was bad.

hey, while I'm at it
[spoiler]first time I ever masturbated was in a church. I'm not going into detail on that one. I think I've told a few boyagers that before.[/spoiler]

I was pretty terribly addicted to porn when I was that age too. I stole my stepdad's porno mags all the time. I remember taking one one time and running to this field on the property that was used for growing trees for a paper company, so I could masturbate furiously to it while hiding amongst the trees.

Also the first time I masturbated was after my stepbrother told me how to do it and nothing came out and i was like "oh god i'm broken"

[ME##]

my parents have never spoken a word about sex to me

Yep, same. :[

[Classic]

Yep, same. :[

But that apparently didn't stop you and Tec from learning. 

[Veal]

my parents taught me sex the right way: physically.

[Himu]

I was addicted to porn so badly when I was in my junior high years that I could not stop looking at it.  I'd be looking at it periodically from like when I came home from school until late, late at night.  Wasting my time.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I was addicted to porn so badly when I was in my junior high years that I could not stop looking at it.  I'd be looking at it periodically from like when I came home from school until late, late at night.  Wasting my time.

When you came here you said you'd never seen a penis.

[Himu]

When you came here you said you'd never seen a penis.

I was lying. ;-;