THINGS YOU DO FIRST THING IN THE MORNING

[Det in F♯ Major]

wake up 6:30

piss

get clothes on

eat

pee

leave 7:30

lawl you pee twice in an hour?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

wake up 6:30

piss

get clothes on

eat

pee

leave 7:30

how often do you urinate

[Nyerp]

Shower?

what's that

lawl you pee twice in an hour?

yeah

how often do you urinate

after that i don't pee until around lunch

then around 3:00

i don't really keep track of it after that

[Wrench]

1. Get out of bed
2. pee
3. Shower
4. Eat breakfast
5. Get all school stuff together
6. Go upstairs and await Lauren

[famy]

1. my alarm goes off at about 5:20
2. i press the snooze button until about 5:45
3. i shower and save water and the trouble of going to the toilet by peeing in the shower
4. get dressed
5. eat if i feel like eating
6. then i just go on the computer or watch tv or finish homework or something until i leave for school at 7:20

[Sam]

how can you hold it in that long
i could piss immediately before sleeping, as soon as i wake up my bladder's full

I actually have a ginormous bladder, no lies.

I can go an entire day on like 5 big gulps at an amusement park and not pee til I get home. It's my super power.

Mom calls me a camel.

[YPrrrr]

Am I the only one who doesn't piss upon waking up? 

I thought girls always needed to piss

[Gamosan]

They do more than guys, and girls who had babies have to all the time.


Going a day on 5 gulps of water is bad.

[Sam]

I thought girls always needed to piss

depends on the girl, obviously.

not I though

silly ypr

[Sam]

They do more than guys, and girls who had babies have to all the time.


Going a day on 5 gulps of water is bad.

Well I haven't had a bladder infection since I was like 10, so I deem it fine. 

On a side note, bladder infections suck. ;-; They buuuuuuuuuurn

[Himu]

Well I wake up at 7:00.
Brush teeth.
Pee.
Get dressed.
Wash face.
Brush hair.
Just do random fixing (cover up a zit, eyeliner, blah)
Stock up on rubber bands.  (I always lose them like crazy ;-;)
Check to see if I left any of my books.
Sit on toilet and stare at nothing until my mom yells for me to hurry up.
And somehow arrive at school at 7:50, ten minutes before I'm tardy. ^_^

on weekends rinse and repeat except the last 4

[LCK]

why the hell does it take everyone so long to get ready

i wake up at 7 and i'm usually ready at 7:30 maybe earlier
that includes a shower, brushing teeth, getting dressed, and listening to music

even in that short time i come out sparkling clean

[Sam]

why the hell does it take everyone so long to get ready

i wake up at 7 and i'm usually ready at 7:30 maybe earlier
that includes a shower, brushing teeth, getting dressed, and listening to music

even in that short time i come out sparkling clean

eyeliner takes me 10 minutes
foundation 10 more minutes
light blush/ eyeshadow (which is rare) / mascara 5 more minutes
hair about 15 minutes (depends on what i'm doing)
Shower at least 30 minutes

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I actually have a ginormous bladder, no lies.

I can go an entire day on like 5 big gulps at an amusement park and not pee til I get home. It's my super power.

Mom calls me a camel.

I do too. I've never used a school toilet and almost never pee outside of my own home.
it's just that, after waking up i have to

[YPrrrr]

It takes me 45 minutes to get ready... I shower slowly