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Title: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 20, 2009, 06:55:56 PM
Guys guys guys I need help I found the best girl ever! She plays Xbox and Halo and oblivion and shit and her favorite band ever is Queen! She even appreciates my love for piano rock! I need to make a move what do I do what do I do?!?!  akudood;

Shit shit shit shit FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!  O_0
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: marsipan on April 20, 2009, 06:58:11 PM
Whats her weight?
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: ME## on April 20, 2009, 06:59:46 PM
'Hi [insert name], would you like to [insert situation] with me?'
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 20, 2009, 07:01:29 PM
Quote from: marsipan on April 20, 2009, 06:58:11 PM
Whats her weight?
She's not fat, that's the trippy part.  huhdoodame;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Selkie on April 20, 2009, 07:04:03 PM
I enjoy Keane also

but really, uhhh, i guess talk to her?
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: j o e i n c on April 20, 2009, 07:05:23 PM
pics

also


i found a great girl


too bad she's rich and is a moviestar
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Daddy on April 20, 2009, 07:06:23 PM
Quote from: Selkie on April 20, 2009, 07:04:03 PM
I enjoy Keane also

but really, uhhh, i guess talk to her?
did his post say something about keane but i like keane

also BE CAREFUL SHE MIGHT DISAPPEAR FORJKDFLJKASD :'(
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 20, 2009, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: ,µÎ© on April 20, 2009, 07:06:23 PM
did his post say something about keane but i like keane

also BE CAREFUL SHE MIGHT DISAPPEAR FORJKDFLJKASD :'(
Don't worry, I fucking love Keane.

I mentioned piano rock. Most girls are turned off by my sensitive guy music.  doodthing;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Oh on April 20, 2009, 07:10:40 PM
 Pics
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 20, 2009, 07:13:56 PM
Quote from: stacey on April 20, 2009, 07:10:40 PM
Pics
I don't have any pics. But she looks great.   Q('_' Q)
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: YPrrrr on April 20, 2009, 07:19:49 PM
Do you want to come over and play Xbox/can I have your gamertag
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: C.Mongler on April 20, 2009, 07:25:14 PM
I found the better perfect girl. She likes indie folk rock, good movies, Mr. Show, Urban Outfitters, and she doesn't like chocolate. Also she's really hot.
[spoiler](http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs026.snc1/3134_184366780098_686910098_6354992_8339332_n.jpg)[/spoiler]

Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: YPrrrr on April 20, 2009, 07:26:21 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on April 20, 2009, 07:25:14 PM
I found the better perfect girl. She likes indie folk rock, good movies, Mr. Show, Urban Outfitters, and she doesn't like chocolate. Also she's really hot.
[spoiler](http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs026.snc1/3134_184366780098_686910098_6354992_8339332_n.jpg)[/spoiler]


Really hot is an understatement
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: C.Mongler on April 20, 2009, 07:27:38 PM
Quote from: YPR on April 20, 2009, 07:26:21 PM
Really hot is an understatement


Did I mention she's totally into me and I pretty much told her I'm going to ask her to prom and she wasn't like "ew no"

Aw yeah  wariodood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 20, 2009, 07:29:35 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on April 20, 2009, 07:27:38 PM
Did I mention she's totally into me and I pretty much told her I'm going to ask her to prom and she wasn't like "ew no"

Aw yeah  wariodood;
Dammit you've got it made with the ladies.

I up shit creek.  saddood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: C.Mongler on April 20, 2009, 07:30:54 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 20, 2009, 07:29:35 PM
Dammit you've got it made with the ladies.

I up shit creek.  saddood;


I'm not exactly sure how though, she's incredibly out of my social class in school.  doodhuh;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Feynman on April 20, 2009, 07:32:11 PM
i'll be lonely forever <3

Quote from: C Mongler on April 20, 2009, 07:30:54 PM
I'm not exactly sure how though, she's incredibly out of my social class in school.  doodhuh;

i'm in my own fucking social class in school saddood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: C.Mongler on April 20, 2009, 07:33:35 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 20, 2009, 07:32:11 PM
i'll be lonely forever <3
i'm in my own fucking social class in school saddood;


that's exactly what i meant by that statement  saddood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 20, 2009, 07:35:20 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on April 20, 2009, 07:30:54 PM
I'm not exactly sure how though, she's incredibly out of my social class in school.  doodhuh;
Don't worry about a mystery that can't be solved. Your only responsibility now is TO HIT THAT!!  wariodood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Feynman on April 20, 2009, 07:35:45 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on April 20, 2009, 07:33:35 PM
that's exactly what i meant by that statement  saddood;

at least you get so far as to talking to them about prom

all i get is "lol ure an ass"
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Wrench on April 20, 2009, 07:40:16 PM
Ask her to go to the movies or something. If she is hesitant, bring friends. Go somewhere like the mall. Just talk and get to know each other well.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 20, 2009, 07:43:12 PM
Quote from: Billie Joe on April 20, 2009, 07:40:16 PM
Ask her to go to the movies or something. If she is hesitant, bring friends. Go somewhere like the mall. Just talk and get to know each other well.
Holy shit the god of sex himself is giving me lady advice! I can't fail now!  doodella;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Socks on April 20, 2009, 07:46:14 PM
There's no such thing as the 'perfect girl'.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Wrench on April 20, 2009, 07:46:30 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 20, 2009, 07:43:12 PM
Holy shit the god of sex himself is giving me lady advice! I can't fail now!  doodella;

I smell sarcasm.

Incase it is, I'm currently in a relationship which has been going on for almost a year and four months. No breakups or anything like that.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Daddy on April 20, 2009, 07:46:48 PM
I don't go to school. spam;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 20, 2009, 07:48:58 PM
Quote from: Billie Joe on April 20, 2009, 07:46:30 PM
I smell sarcasm.

Incase it is, I'm currently in a relationship which has been going on for almost a year and four months. No breakups or anything like that.
It's not sarcasm. You're Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day aren't you? Everybody wants a piece of you.  akudood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Feynman on April 20, 2009, 07:51:41 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 20, 2009, 07:46:14 PM
There's no such thing as the 'perfect girl'.


i trust you have met all the women on this planet
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: marsipan on April 20, 2009, 07:54:58 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 20, 2009, 07:13:56 PM
I don't have any pics. But she looks great.   Q('_' Q)

no pics bro? really? no facebook, no myspace, no yearbook photo?
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Feynman on April 20, 2009, 07:55:55 PM
Quote from: marsipan on April 20, 2009, 07:54:58 PM
no pics bro? really? no facebook, no myspace, no yearbook photo?


she does not exist goowan
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 20, 2009, 07:58:03 PM
Quote from: marsipan on April 20, 2009, 07:54:58 PM
no pics bro? really? no facebook, no myspace, no yearbook photo?
I've looked for her on myspace but nothing came up. I don't have any copies of her photo or a camera.  saddood;

If anything becomes of us I'll alert you fellas though since you're interested.  >.<
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Wrench on April 20, 2009, 07:58:18 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 20, 2009, 07:48:58 PM
It's not sarcasm. You're Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day aren't you? Everybody wants a piece of you.  akudood;

Very true. You're too kind. Maybe one day, if you work hard, you'll end up like me.

By the way, do you have any classes together? Those help A LOT especially if it is study hall.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Nyerp on April 20, 2009, 07:59:40 PM
tell it to your diary
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: YPrrrr on April 20, 2009, 08:05:23 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on April 20, 2009, 07:27:38 PM
Did I mention she's totally into me and I pretty much told her I'm going to ask her to prom and she wasn't like "ew no"

Aw yeah  wariodood;
Dude C Mongler get on that before she gets away
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: C.Mongler on April 20, 2009, 08:09:51 PM
more pictures you say
[spoiler](http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2254/112/2/686910098/n686910098_5730260_9534.jpg)[/spoiler]

Quote from: YPR on April 20, 2009, 08:05:23 PM
Dude C Mongler get on that before she gets away


but seriously i'm asking her to prom on wend. She's in my journalism class so i'll ask her to proofread my article which i will randomly smack in the middle of it "Oh by the way GIRLS NAME, will you go to prom with me?"
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: wawi on April 20, 2009, 08:10:56 PM
one time i liked a girl
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: C.Mongler on April 20, 2009, 08:11:27 PM
Quote from: C-Note on April 20, 2009, 08:10:56 PM
one time i liked a girl


bullshit
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: wawi on April 20, 2009, 08:13:39 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on April 20, 2009, 08:11:27 PM
bullshit

it went horribly wrong:[
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: snorkel on April 20, 2009, 08:29:07 PM
sounds like an annoying lesbian
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: YPrrrr on April 20, 2009, 09:45:13 PM
Quote from: C-Note on April 20, 2009, 08:13:39 PM
it went horribly wrong:[
You'll get another one... don't resort to Dalmations just yet
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Skylark on April 20, 2009, 10:19:37 PM
Quote from: wziard on April 20, 2009, 08:29:07 PM
sounds like an annoying lesbian


if I think about her interests with the idea of her being a lesbian in mind I can see it.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Mettalik on April 20, 2009, 10:31:59 PM
Shes gonna break
your
hearrtttt
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: guff on April 21, 2009, 05:15:44 AM
Quote from: ,µÎ© on April 20, 2009, 07:46:48 PM
I don't go to school. spam;
i do spam;

i just don't show up to class spam;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 21, 2009, 05:46:38 AM
Quote from: C Mongler on April 20, 2009, 07:30:54 PM
I'm not exactly sure how though, she's incredibly out of my social class in school.  doodhuh;
My girlfriend is a varsity cheerleader... and I hang out with the outcast.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: j o e i n c on April 21, 2009, 07:24:39 AM
that girls ok

pretty but not ym type  doodhuh;  hocuspocus; c wariodood; madood; huhdoodame; hocuspocus; akudood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Zach on April 21, 2009, 08:10:22 AM
The girl I like is really beautiful and fairly intelligent, and we get along well and can talk about anything (including politics), but she's a massive stoner, so I'm worried that if I date her that she'll turn me into a pothead. spam;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Zach on April 21, 2009, 08:10:50 AM
Quote from: divaD on April 20, 2009, 06:59:46 PM
'Hi [insert name], would you like to [insert situation] with me?'


This.

Nothing will happen if you don't swing the bat.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Bolivian Army on April 21, 2009, 08:52:52 AM
Quote from: Bassir on April 20, 2009, 07:35:45 PM
at least you get so far as to talking to them about prom

all i get is "lol ure an ass"


poor, poor bassir
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 21, 2009, 11:49:58 AM
Quote from: Bolivian Army on April 21, 2009, 08:52:52 AM
poor, poor bassir
Pobre Bassir.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Feynman on April 21, 2009, 01:24:14 PM
Quote from: Bolivian Army on April 21, 2009, 08:52:52 AM
poor, poor bassir


i think i might deserve it

idk in my past lives i might've been a genocidal maniac
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: C.Mongler on April 21, 2009, 01:30:32 PM
I'm asking her tomorrow I'm so scared :(
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: wawi on April 21, 2009, 01:42:18 PM
Quote from: YPR on April 20, 2009, 09:45:13 PM
You'll get another one... don't resort to Dalmations just yet

why not:[ lol
But I don't really care anymore.
Quote from: C Mongler on April 21, 2009, 01:30:32 PM
I'm asking her tomorrow I'm so scared :(

I hope everything goes well.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: just1more on April 21, 2009, 01:45:10 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on April 21, 2009, 01:30:32 PM
I'm asking her tomorrow I'm so scared :(

Go for it dude. Don't be scared.

Also, try not to sound like a creep/asshole, since you have a tendency to do that.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Feynman on April 21, 2009, 02:25:08 PM
i like a girl :(
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 21, 2009, 02:50:10 PM
Quote from: Billie Joe on April 20, 2009, 07:58:18 PM
Very true. You're too kind. Maybe one day, if you work hard, you'll end up like me.

By the way, do you have any classes together? Those help A LOT especially if it is study hall.
I sits next to her in History.  :3
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Feynman on April 21, 2009, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Billie Joe on April 20, 2009, 07:58:18 PM
Very true. You're too kind. Maybe one day, if you work hard, you'll end up like me.

By the way, do you have any classes together? Those help A LOT especially if it is study hall.


silly non-new yorkers and their study hall
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: YPrrrr on April 21, 2009, 04:51:58 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 21, 2009, 02:50:59 PM
silly non-new yorkers and their study hall
What else would it be?
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 21, 2009, 05:17:23 PM
Kill her father and see if she goes mad like Ophelia in the play Hamlet
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2009, 05:20:10 PM
Quote from: Kewn Hunter on April 21, 2009, 05:17:23 PM
Kill her father and see if she goes mad like Ophelia in the play Hamlet
Then call Fortinbras
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: ME## on April 21, 2009, 05:21:25 PM
I like a person once, not so great.  akudood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Skylark on April 21, 2009, 05:22:17 PM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead   awdood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Zach on April 21, 2009, 05:33:59 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on April 21, 2009, 01:30:32 PM
I'm asking her tomorrow I'm so scared :(


If she says no, then things are no different. If she says yes, you now have a hot, awesome girlfriend. Remain confident; girls aren't going to be attracted to you if you're intimidated by them. Be a man. Good luck.  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: C.Mongler on April 21, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
bloah bloah blowaahhhh rauughhh, I'm so nervous i think I'm going to expload. Here's my article (its pretty shitty, but I need her to read it). oh god she better say yes for this shit
[spoiler]ROUGH DRAFT

   Radioheadâ,,,s OK Computer is the greatest album of all time. While there are many fans who will say otherwise in favor of Radioheadâ,,,s more experimental Kid A as truly the bandâ,,,s magnum opus, OK Computer holds a much dearer place in my heart. The reason I would choose OK Computer over any other album as an album to leave behind for my fellow peers lies not only in OK Computerâ,,,s musical exploration and lyrical prowess, but the emotional connection I have with it.
   Jump back to my freshman year of high school. Iâ,,,ve never heard of Radiohead before, and I was busy listening to whatever band was advertised on the t-shirts of other students. Somehow, but some crazy miraculous chance, I happen to come upon the sixth track of OK Computer, Karma Police. It soon becomes my own personal anthem. â,"This is what you get, when you mess with usâ,. It had a nice ring to it. Oh, and by the way, I figured this would be as good as a place as any, Emily, will you go to prom with me?
   Jump ahead a year. Thus begins my life at HIGH SCHOOL NAME. I make new friends, and begin to pick-up on a whole new scene of music that I hadnâ,,,t even known about before. Before long, I had my hands on OK Computer, and my first listen through it was an experience Iâ,,,ll never forget.

â,¦and Iâ,,,ll eventually put more stuff here about how cool it is, and try to keep it under 700 words this time since this is supposed to be a blurb anyway. Sweet, bye.
[/spoiler]

Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Zach on April 22, 2009, 09:03:41 AM
Karma Police is one of Radiohead's most overrated songs. spam;

So, is this article for a class or something or is it just something you've written as an excuse to ask this girl to prom?
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Meyer Lansky on April 22, 2009, 10:46:42 AM
I seriously will never understand what is so difficult about talking to or asking a girl out.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: ME## on April 22, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
Quote from: Ready To Die on April 22, 2009, 10:46:42 AM
I seriously will never understand what is so difficult about talking to or asking a girl out.


what is self-confidence
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: C.Mongler on April 22, 2009, 11:12:21 AM
Quote from: Zach on April 22, 2009, 09:03:41 AM
Karma Police is one of Radiohead's most overrated songs. spam;

So, is this article for a class or something or is it just something you've written as an excuse to ask this girl to prom?


Both.

Oh and she said yes.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Meyer Lansky on April 22, 2009, 11:12:44 AM
Quote from: divaD on April 22, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
what is self-confidence
What's there not to understand that if she says "no" that there are thousands of other girls you will come across that you will find interest in?

People get too caught up in the moment with their infatuation.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: l a c e y on April 22, 2009, 11:13:48 AM
Quote from: C Mongler on April 22, 2009, 11:12:21 AM
Both.

Oh and she said yes.


woot woot.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Daddy on April 22, 2009, 11:34:03 AM
Quote from: Ready To Die on April 22, 2009, 11:12:44 AM
What's there not to understand that if she says "no" that there are thousands of other girls you will come across that you will find interest in?
I believe the problem is when it comes to the inverse.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Zach on April 22, 2009, 12:05:26 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on April 22, 2009, 11:12:21 AM
Both.

Oh and she said yes.


Nice job. You see, it wasn't really that difficult. spam;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Wrench on April 22, 2009, 12:33:45 PM
Congrats, C Mongler. Another creative way of asking someone again. I still remember you asking your ex out by singing along to Girlfriend by Avril. So, is it just a date to Prom or like boyfriend-girlfriend?
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: YPrrrr on April 22, 2009, 12:37:37 PM
Quote from: Ready To Die on April 22, 2009, 11:12:44 AM
What's there not to understand that if she says "no" that there are thousands of other girls you will come across that you will find interest in?

But the question is whether any of those thousands of girls will find interest in you
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 22, 2009, 12:41:58 PM
Quote from: Ready To Die on April 22, 2009, 11:12:44 AM
What's there not to understand that if she says "no" that there are thousands of other girls you will come across that you will find interest in?
thousands of others, yes, but your relationship with that one will be extremely awkward from the point of rejection on :'(
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Daddy on April 22, 2009, 12:44:00 PM
Quote from: YPR on April 22, 2009, 12:37:37 PM
But the question is whether any of those thousands of girls will find interest in you
too slow. baddood;

Quote from: ,µÎ© on April 22, 2009, 11:34:03 AM
I believe the problem is when it comes to the inverse.



I would know.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: YPrrrr on April 22, 2009, 12:47:46 PM
Quote from: ,µÎ© on April 22, 2009, 12:44:00 PM
too slow. baddood;


I would know.
Your inverse was confusing akudood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Meyer Lansky on April 22, 2009, 02:11:42 PM
Quote from: ,µÎ© on April 22, 2009, 11:34:03 AM
I believe the problem is when it comes to the inverse.
No, if anything it would be the lack of that understanding that hinders one in being able to a) attract "partners", and b) discern whether a member of the opposite sex has interest in them.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Feynman on April 22, 2009, 02:13:31 PM
Quote from: Ready To Die on April 22, 2009, 11:12:44 AM
there are thousands of other girls you will come across that you will find interest in?


Wrong. Just because you like anything that moves doesn't mean everyone else does too.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Meyer Lansky on April 22, 2009, 02:15:37 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 22, 2009, 02:13:31 PM
Wrong. Just because you like anything that moves doesn't mean everyone else does too.
Seriously... like, SERIOUSLY...

You really need to shut the fuck up about shit that you have no idea about.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: C.Mongler on April 22, 2009, 02:25:48 PM
Quote from: Billie Joe on April 22, 2009, 12:33:45 PM
Congrats, C Mongler. Another creative way of asking someone again. I still remember you asking your ex out by singing along to Girlfriend by Avril. So, is it just a date to Prom or like boyfriend-girlfriend?


Date to prom, but it won't even take a week to achieve the latter one.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Feynman on April 22, 2009, 03:09:51 PM
Quote from: Ready To Die on April 22, 2009, 02:15:37 PM
Seriously... like, SERIOUSLY...

You really need to shut the fuck up about shit that you have no idea about.


Seriously. You're on a forum with a bunch of depressive, lonely, fucked up nerds. What do you expect?
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Houdini on April 22, 2009, 04:46:23 PM
You want her just because you listen to the same music and play the same video games? Before you make a move,  ask yourself if there you have any deeper reasons for liking her. Trust me, I can tell you from personal experience that your relationship will end up sucking really hard if you don't.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: guff on April 22, 2009, 05:00:29 PM
Quote from: Houdini on April 22, 2009, 04:46:23 PM
You want her just because you listen to the same music and play the same video games? Before you make a move,  ask yourself if there you have any deeper reasons for liking her. Trust me, I can tell you from personal experience that your relationship will end up sucking really hard if you don't.
don't listen to him

he didn't say anything about ass i think this is an impostor  akudood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Houdini on April 22, 2009, 05:12:21 PM
Quote from: guff on April 22, 2009, 05:00:29 PM
don't listen to him

he didn't say anything about ass i think this is an impostor  akudood;
Ass is implied in all my posts. To include the word itself would be redundant.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Bolivian Army on April 22, 2009, 05:18:56 PM
I will now spend the remainder of the day romanticizing Misty's lost love.  baddood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 22, 2009, 05:33:13 PM
Quote from: Houdini on April 22, 2009, 04:46:23 PM
You want her just because you listen to the same music and play the same video games? Before you make a move,  ask yourself if there you have any deeper reasons for liking her. Trust me, I can tell you from personal experience that your relationship will end up sucking really hard if you don't.
Do the facts that she's not repulsed by me and is happy to see me every day count as deeper reasons for liking her?  doodhuh;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Zach on April 22, 2009, 07:06:05 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 22, 2009, 05:33:13 PM
Do the facts that she's not repulsed by me and is happy to see me every day count as deeper reasons for liking her?  doodhuh;


Houdini seems to be under the impression that you apparently have to have a deep emotional bond with someone before you can ask them out.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 22, 2009, 07:39:27 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on April 21, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
bloah bloah blowaahhhh rauughhh, I'm so nervous i think I'm going to expload. Here's my article (its pretty shitty, but I need her to read it). oh god she better say yes for this shit
[spoiler]ROUGH DRAFT

   Radioheadâ,,,s OK Computer is the greatest album of all time. While there are many fans who will say otherwise in favor of Radioheadâ,,,s more experimental Kid A as truly the bandâ,,,s magnum opus, OK Computer holds a much dearer place in my heart. The reason I would choose OK Computer over any other album as an album to leave behind for my fellow peers lies not only in OK Computerâ,,,s musical exploration and lyrical prowess, but the emotional connection I have with it.
   Jump back to my freshman year of high school. Iâ,,,ve never heard of Radiohead before, and I was busy listening to whatever band was advertised on the t-shirts of other students. Somehow, but some crazy miraculous chance, I happen to come upon the sixth track of OK Computer, Karma Police. It soon becomes my own personal anthem. â,"This is what you get, when you mess with usâ,. It had a nice ring to it. Oh, and by the way, I figured this would be as good as a place as any, Emily, will you go to prom with me?
   Jump ahead a year. Thus begins my life at HIGH SCHOOL NAME. I make new friends, and begin to pick-up on a whole new scene of music that I hadnâ,,,t even known about before. Before long, I had my hands on OK Computer, and my first listen through it was an experience Iâ,,,ll never forget.

â,¦and Iâ,,,ll eventually put more stuff here about how cool it is, and try to keep it under 700 words this time since this is supposed to be a blurb anyway. Sweet, bye.
[/spoiler]


Neat, the girl I'm after's name is Emily too!  baddood;
This may be a sign that things will turn out awesome for me!  wariodood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Meyer Lansky on April 22, 2009, 10:50:12 PM
Quote from: Zach on April 22, 2009, 07:06:05 PM
Houdini seems to be under the impression that you apparently have to have a deep emotional bond with someone before you can ask them out.
Not at all.

All he's saying that if having common interests is the only reason he has developed feelings for her then the end result will most likely not be in the OP's favor.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Zach on April 23, 2009, 08:00:19 AM
Oh, and the girl I was thinking about asking to prom is desperate to find a date and has asked pretty much everyone but me, including my best friend (he said no so I wouldn't feel as bad). Fucking friend zone, man.  wariodood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 23, 2009, 12:34:28 PM
Quote from: Zach on April 23, 2009, 08:00:19 AM
Oh, and the girl I was thinking about asking to prom is desperate to find a date and has asked pretty much everyone but me, including my best friend (he said no so I wouldn't feel as bad). Fucking friend zone, man.  wariodood;
Oh god. Been there, done that. I spent two years after a girl that I became close friends with. After I told her I liked her, she stopped talking to me and being my friend.

I have yet to recover my testicles...but I did call her a shitty friend, so that made me feel better.  :(
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Sam on April 23, 2009, 12:39:09 PM
Quote from: Zach on April 23, 2009, 08:00:19 AM
Oh, and the girl I was thinking about asking to prom is desperate to find a date and has asked pretty much everyone but me, including my best friend (he said no so I wouldn't feel as bad). Fucking friend zone, man.  wariodood;

Am I the only one who actually doesn't want a date to prom?  doodthing;

I've rejected 3 guys so far, pshaw.  n_u
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Zach on April 23, 2009, 12:40:56 PM
Bitch ain't worth having, then. No need to stay upset - I wouldn't want to be friends with someone who would drop me simply because I liked her.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 23, 2009, 02:12:43 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 23, 2009, 12:39:09 PM
Am I the only one who actually doesn't want a date to prom?  doodthing;

I've rejected 3 guys so far, pshaw.  n_u
That's because you're not an anti-social reject like the rest of us.  :(
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Sam on April 23, 2009, 02:54:47 PM
Quote from: Zach on April 23, 2009, 12:40:56 PM
Bitch ain't worth having, then. No need to stay upset - I wouldn't want to be friends with someone who would drop me simply because I liked her.

well

it's more complicated than that

and I'm going to get defensive now because I've been in this situation multiple times. It sucks.

if a friend has a crush on you, and you don't feel the same way about them, it makes things very awkward. It completely depends on the person, but I had this one boy who would not stop flirting with me, and even after I rejected him twice he kept doing those annoying flirty things that piss me the fuck off. So I started ignoring him to try to get him to stop. Eventually he did. But he probably thinks I'm a bitch now.

It was absolutely necessary though. Everytime I was friendly with him at all, he thought I wanted to be with him. Even when I didn't return his flirting. We're friends again now, but after a 8 year friend ship I'm sure I came across as the hugest bitch ever when he was trying to get with me. I'm not at all though.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Josh on April 23, 2009, 03:05:37 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 23, 2009, 02:54:47 PM
well

it's more complicated than that

and I'm going to get defensive now because I've been in this situation multiple times. It sucks.

if a friend has a crush on you, and you don't feel the same way about them, it makes things very awkward. It completely depends on the person, but I had this one boy who would not stop flirting with me, and even after I rejected him twice he kept doing those annoying flirty things that piss me the fuck off. So I started ignoring him to try to get him to stop. Eventually he did. But he probably thinks I'm a bitch now.

It was absolutely necessary though. Everytime I was friendly with him at all, he thought I wanted to be with him. Even when I didn't return his flirting. We're friends again now, but after a 8 year friend ship I'm sure I came across as the hugest bitch ever when he was trying to get with me. I'm not at all though.
I never did anything like that to her, that's what pissed me off about it. I was always there for her, I hung out with her, talked to her on a regular basis, I never flirted with her or asked her out. I simply told her that I liked her. I even said I still wanted to be friends. If I were a stalker or obsessed with her, it'd be justified for her to be a bitch to me.

I agree that it was necessary in your situation, but what happened with you can't really be applied to my situation. It doesn't bother me that she didn't want to be with me, what bothers me is that she dropped the whole friendship just because things got a little awkward. It doesn't do your character much good if you're willing to destroy friendships over trivial things.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Feynman on April 23, 2009, 03:13:28 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 23, 2009, 02:54:47 PM
well

it's more complicated than that

and I'm going to get defensive now because I've been in this situation multiple times. It sucks.

if a friend has a crush on you, and you don't feel the same way about them, it makes things very awkward. It completely depends on the person, but I had this one boy who would not stop flirting with me, and even after I rejected him twice he kept doing those annoying flirty things that piss me the fuck off. So I started ignoring him to try to get him to stop. Eventually he did. But he probably thinks I'm a bitch now.

It was absolutely necessary though. Everytime I was friendly with him at all, he thought I wanted to be with him. Even when I didn't return his flirting. We're friends again now, but after a 8 year friend ship I'm sure I came across as the hugest bitch ever when he was trying to get with me. I'm not at all though.


Your friend is an idiot.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: superclucky on April 24, 2009, 07:24:50 AM
my perfect person doesn't exist in reality </3
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Skylark on April 24, 2009, 07:28:08 AM
You shouldn't tell somebody you like them unless you are really positive that they like you back. That was your first mistake. Obviously if she doesn't like you back there is going to be some amount of awkwardness and the situation is obviously not going to make her happy.



I just don't understand why somebody would do that.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: YPrrrr on April 24, 2009, 09:28:53 AM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 24, 2009, 07:24:50 AM
my perfect person doesn't exist in reality </3
Have you checked all of the asylums yet
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Daddy on April 24, 2009, 09:30:52 AM
Quote from: YPR on April 24, 2009, 09:28:53 AM
Have you checked all of the asylums yet
they let me out akudood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Bolivian Army on April 24, 2009, 09:34:05 AM
so how do you turn someone down for a dance thing

because i'm not much of a dance person and the only ones i've gone to are the ones girls invite the guys

and i really only went then because i was afraid the girl would cry or something  :(
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: l a c e y on April 24, 2009, 09:35:49 AM
say no, i'm busy.
but don't say busy, make up an excuse.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Zach on April 24, 2009, 09:38:26 AM
Quote from: Sam on April 23, 2009, 02:54:47 PM
well

it's more complicated than that

and I'm going to get defensive now because I've been in this situation multiple times. It sucks.

if a friend has a crush on you, and you don't feel the same way about them, it makes things very awkward. It completely depends on the person, but I had this one boy who would not stop flirting with me, and even after I rejected him twice he kept doing those annoying flirty things that piss me the fuck off. So I started ignoring him to try to get him to stop. Eventually he did. But he probably thinks I'm a bitch now.

It was absolutely necessary though. Everytime I was friendly with him at all, he thought I wanted to be with him. Even when I didn't return his flirting. We're friends again now, but after a 8 year friend ship I'm sure I came across as the hugest bitch ever when he was trying to get with me. I'm not at all though.


I fully understand your situation, but dropping someone as a friend that isn't doing anything to make you physically uncomfortable just because they have feelings for you? That's harsh.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Zach on April 24, 2009, 07:12:20 PM
Alright, down to business.

I was at my region's solo and ensemble contest today, and one of the girls from the high school that was hosting it was sitting outside of the room that all the people from my school were going into to play their pieces. She was insanely hot and very friendly towards me, so naturally I started flirting with her, and wound up doing so for the next couple of hours as the contest progressed. Things went very well, and there seemed to be a lot of mutual interest between us.

As things were winding down and my school was about to head back home, I found her and asked if she had a Facebook or a Myspace so I could talk to her again (I feel more comfortable doing so through a social networking site before asking for a number). She gave me her Myspace info, and now I'm trying to figure out what kind of date I should ask for when the opportunity presents itself.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Feynman on April 24, 2009, 07:31:35 PM
So, yeah, I was at this place near this thing and I saw this woman and it was like woah. I tried to talk to her but she was always like this and like that and I was like that and like this, and it ended up being all that, and in the end I asked her if she was it and she was like that and I was like oh.

So, yeah, it was pretty cool. Also, she was pretty.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Geno on April 24, 2009, 07:33:17 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 23, 2009, 12:39:09 PM
I've rejected 3 guys so far, pshaw.  n_u
thats awful  :(
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: guff on April 24, 2009, 08:37:44 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 24, 2009, 07:31:35 PM
So, yeah, I was at this place near this thing and I saw this woman and it was like woah.
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3581/71113914eg4.png)
Quote from: Geno on April 24, 2009, 07:33:17 PM
thats awful  :(
don't worry i'm sure she'd reject you too if she had to  :3
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2009, 08:30:44 AM
hey guys I have a confession to make

I hit on nerds at cons to make them feel better about themselves.  doodella;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Bolivian Army on April 25, 2009, 09:35:27 AM
that is the most hilarious thing i've heard today  baddood;

Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Zach on April 25, 2009, 09:37:33 AM
Quote from: Sam on April 25, 2009, 08:30:44 AM
hey guys I have a confession to make

I hit on nerds at cons to make them feel better about themselves.  doodella;


I loathe such behavior.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Feynman on April 25, 2009, 11:13:52 AM
Quote from: Sam on April 25, 2009, 08:30:44 AM
I hit on nerds at cons to make them feel better about themselves.  doodella;


You're everything that's wrong with women.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 25, 2009, 12:08:55 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 25, 2009, 08:30:44 AM
hey guys I have a confession to make

I hit on nerds at cons to make them feel better about themselves.  doodella;
actions like these are what make us feel so confused and lonely :'(
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 12:10:25 PM
I would rather have someone say yes or no to me rather then trying to pretend they love me.
Hell i would rather have a no because your black then someone pretending to love me.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: YPrrrr on April 25, 2009, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 25, 2009, 08:30:44 AM
hey guys I have a confession to make

I hit on nerds at cons to make them feel better about themselves.  doodella;
Tease baddood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Meyer Lansky on April 25, 2009, 12:17:25 PM
For once, I agree with Bassir.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Slim on April 25, 2009, 12:21:16 PM
hey guys I have a confession to make

I hit on all of you at Boyah to make you guys feel better about yourselves. doodella;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: YPrrrr on April 25, 2009, 12:54:03 PM
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 12:21:16 PM
hey guys I have a confession to make

I hit on all of you at Boyah to make you guys feel better about yourselves. doodella;
Just seeing you on Boyah makes me feel better about myself :3
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 01:03:48 PM
hey guys I have a confession to make

i Ditch my friend on the phone for Boyah.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2009, 07:16:44 PM
it's not as bad as you guys think it is. It's not like i jokingly hit on nerdy guys and make fun of them later, or like I hit on them and then ditch them. I just start conversations with guys who probably can't get many girls, or anyone for that matter, to talk to them on a normal basis. I tell them I like their costume even if it's horrible, or maybe I'll start talking about how they have good taste in anime or how they know more about something than I do, and laugh at their lame jokes. It really is just to boost their confidence. If they ask for my number or something I give it to them, but they rarely do. The only reason I do it at cons and not at places like school or around town is because it's not very likely for someone to become clingy/stalkerish within a 10-15 minute conversation. I really can't handle clingy guys.

Nothing about what I do is being a tease, or a bitch. Just being friendly to people who are looking for having a good weekend. If they go their weekend with nobody talking to them because they don't have the confidence to start up a conversation, they might as well not be at a nerd convention. So I give them a little boost by showing them there are people, even girls, who would love to be friends with them.

But when they start the conversations I get a little creeped out. >.>
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 07:28:16 PM
that is why sam ignores my IMs >:[
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2009, 07:31:50 PM
Quote from: ,µÎ© on April 25, 2009, 07:28:16 PM
that is why sam ignores my IMs >:[

actually no I never ignore IM's on purpose, really. I only ignore it if it's someone I don't know, I like to find out who it is before I respond. If it's someone I don't want to talk to, I either tell them I have to go and log off or just tell them I can't talk right now.

If I'm not responding to you it's because I didn't realize you sent me something new.

You're not creepy jimvers because I know you're never hitting on me. :3

Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 07:33:37 PM
yeah i was joking brah
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Slim on April 25, 2009, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 25, 2009, 07:16:44 PMIt's not like i jokingly hit on nerdy guys and make fun of them later, or like I hit on them and then ditch them.


Damn. I liked it better when I thought this is what you did. That would have been pretty funny.

What a shame.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: guff on April 25, 2009, 09:13:02 PM
it's funny that a cosplayer can still consider people to be nerds
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2009, 09:21:56 PM
Quote from: guff on April 25, 2009, 09:13:02 PM
it's funny that a cosplayer can still consider people to be nerds


Seriously.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:24:24 PM
it's funny that a faggot can suck a fag's cock and call him a fag
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2009, 09:34:21 PM
Quote from: guff on April 25, 2009, 09:13:02 PM
it's funny that a cosplayer can still consider people to be nerds

yes, well... I'm not denying my own nerdiness.  saddood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2009, 09:40:03 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 25, 2009, 09:34:21 PM
yes, well... I'm not denying my own nerdiness.


...to people who are clearly not nerds.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2009, 09:42:49 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 25, 2009, 09:40:03 PM
...to people who are clearly not nerds.

....now i'm just confused. too many negatives x_x
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: guff on April 25, 2009, 09:43:43 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 25, 2009, 09:34:21 PM
yes, well... I'm not denying my own nerdiness.  saddood;
but you see it as a handicap in others  akudood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2009, 09:48:25 PM
Quote from: guff on April 25, 2009, 09:43:43 PM
but you see it as a handicap in others  akudood;

no, i don't. nerds come in many flavors, and each has their own flaws like any other person.  doodella;

I'm kind of an obsessive-freak-fangirl-annoying-nerd, while the people I like to talk to are usually the supershy-lonely-nerds.

And of course the supershy-lonely-nerd-type isn't very good at conversation, so that is their handicap.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2009, 09:51:54 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 25, 2009, 09:48:25 PM
no, i don't. nerds come in many flavors, and each has their own flaws like any other person. 


I'm immaculate.  akudood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:52:53 PM
does nerd jiz cum in flavors

lol get it
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 09:54:57 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 25, 2009, 09:48:25 PM

And of course the supershy-lonely-nerd-type isn't very good at conversation, so that is their handicap.


I am the prime example of this comment.
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:55:23 PM
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on April 25, 2009, 09:54:57 PM
I am the prime example of this comment.
you could have typed less if you said 'epitome'
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 09:56:15 PM
Quote from: ,µÎ© on April 25, 2009, 09:55:23 PM
you could have typed less if you said 'epitome'


Thanks for your help. happydood;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2009, 09:57:03 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 25, 2009, 09:51:54 PM
I'm immaculate.  akudood;

i beg to differ,  bassir;
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:57:39 PM
sam also begs for dicx
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2009, 09:58:39 PM
Quote from: ,µÎ© on April 25, 2009, 09:57:39 PM
sam also begs for dicx

alright you need to go lie down or something. <.<
Title: Re: Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2009, 09:59:22 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 25, 2009, 09:57:03 PM
i beg to differ,  bassir;


SocksDood; accepts begging.