Oh god. I have found the perfect girl.

[Zach]

'Hi [insert name], would you like to [insert situation] with me?'

This.

Nothing will happen if you don't swing the bat.

[Bolivian Army]

at least you get so far as to talking to them about prom

all i get is "lol ure an ass"

poor, poor bassir

[NOA_Haunted]

poor, poor bassir

Pobre Bassir.

[Feynman]

poor, poor bassir

i think i might deserve it

idk in my past lives i might've been a genocidal maniac

[C.Mongler]

I'm asking her tomorrow I'm so scared

[wawi]

You'll get another one... don't resort to Dalmations just yet

why not:[ lol
But I don't really care anymore.

I'm asking her tomorrow I'm so scared

I hope everything goes well.

[just1more]

I'm asking her tomorrow I'm so scared

Go for it dude. Don't be scared.

Also, try not to sound like a creep/asshole, since you have a tendency to do that.

[Feynman]

i like a girl

[Josh]

Very true. You're too kind. Maybe one day, if you work hard, you'll end up like me.

By the way, do you have any classes together? Those help A LOT especially if it is study hall.

I sits next to her in History. 

[Feynman]

Very true. You're too kind. Maybe one day, if you work hard, you'll end up like me.

By the way, do you have any classes together? Those help A LOT especially if it is study hall.

silly non-new yorkers and their study hall

[YPrrrr]

silly non-new yorkers and their study hall

What else would it be?

[Commander Fuckass]

Kill her father and see if she goes mad like Ophelia in the play Hamlet

[Daddy]

Kill her father and see if she goes mad like Ophelia in the play Hamlet

Then call Fortinbras

[ME##]

I like a person once, not so great. 

[Skylark]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead