How do I boyfriend

[Hiro]

also how do i not be lazy asshole

[Geno]

Seriously shut the fuck up hiro

[applesauce]

Would you agree times have changed? 

[YPrrrr]

Hang out with Grant Perkins 11AM

[Commander Fuckass]

Seriously shut the fuck up hiro

[rdl]

Seriously shut the fuck up kefka

[Wrench]

ask tiger woods

[Andria]

find bragirl

DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN HIRO

[Dullahan]

ask bill clinton

[ME##]

Ask Sarko.

[Samus Aran]

stick twizzlers down her asscrack

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Whisper sweet nothings everythings into her right ear and every time, get more and more serious with the content until she knows everything about you. Then leave everything behind and start a new life in a new city. Change your name, hair style, etc. Never speak to her.

Then, fifteen years down the line, when she's married, come back to her house and walk in with tears in your eyes. Tell her you were abducted or something along those lines.  She'll remember you and awkwardly ask you to stay for dinner with her family.

Then, when she walks you out after dinner, she says she wishes things wouldn't have happened this way and she's so sorry, and then you walk away in the rain because you took a cab there and it's too late to get one now.

And when you're sitting on your cheap hotel bed, soaking wet, there will be a knock at the door and it'll be her and she'll be drenched from the rain and you know what happens next.

That's what you do.

[ikanaide]

Whisper sweet nothings everythings into her right ear and every time, get more and more serious with the content until she knows everything about you. Then leave everything behind and start a new life in a new city. Change your name, hair style, etc. Never speak to her.

Then, fifteen years down the line, when she's married, come back to her house and walk in with tears in your eyes. Tell her you were abducted or something along those lines.  She'll remember you and awkwardly ask you to stay for dinner with her family.

Then, when she walks you out after dinner, she says she wishes things wouldn't have happened this way and she's so sorry, and then you walk away in the rain because you took a cab there and it's too late to get fuck now.

And when you're sitting on your cheap hotel bed, soaking wet, there will be a knock at the door and it'll be her and she'll be drenched from the rain and you know what happens next.

That's what you do.

I don't think that it is likely to happen.... Nice story however, I love it and I love you ^_^

[burzumfan420]

u write stories on the internet and wait for some japanese girl in the UK to love u

[Travis]

Why can you not figure out how to do things by yourself?