How do I boyfriend

[ikanaide]

u write stories on the internet and wait for some japanese girl in the UK to love u

All wrong

[Socks]

That's what you do.

pfft... i do that just for breakfast. for dinner, i cannot find her and i dine alone.

[Nyerp]

who needs a 3D girl get a waifu instead

[?????]

Have you tried growing a penis?

[sans culottes]

JUST BE YOURSELF DUDE

[Daddy]

BY NOT CARING AS MUCH

[Zach]

i think i've got this figured out:

be yourself

when the girl likes you and wants to start a relationship, start it

and then keep being yourself

[Hiro]

i think i've got this figured out:

be yourself

when the girl likes you and wants to start a relationship, start it

and then keep being yourself

I suppose this is the best option, although the least successful

[??????]

I suppose this is the best option, although the least successful

only if you have a repulsive personality

[Hiro]

NOPE I THINK I WON

[Commander Fuckass]

NOPE I THINK I WON

WON AT BEING

[C.Mongler]

this thread sucks never posting again

[Wrench]

i think i've got this figured out:

be yourself

when the girl likes you and wants to start a relationship, start it

and then keep being yourself

yes exactly

never change who you are

[Geno]

I suppose this is the best option, although the least successful

Maybe because you treat every girl you talk to like she's going to be your girlfriend.

[crystalpepsi]

 Tell her you masturbate with wasabi sauce, she'll be so impressed believe me.