What the fuck

[hotlikesauce.]

So my dad wanted to have a "talk" with me. So I'm like "Ok, what the fuck". He screams at me for wanting to go to Waffle House with the marching band after tonights game. The fucking marching band. what kind of trouble can I POSBBILY get into? holy shit. So then he starts shooting me with questions about weed. I'm just like "What the fuck". He starts asking more and more questions and I'm just like "what do you WANT me to fucking say? I'm obviously not giving you the answer you're looking for." He did say anything and I just wanted to be like "I'm a fucking drug addict who's been abusing subtances since he was 5. I do cocaine, ecstasy, and LSD regularly, on top of my every hour pot smoking routine. I aim to drop out of high school, impregnate whores, do a shitload of cocaine at the same time, then die. After I die, I'll come back to life so I can become a homeless bum living under the interstate. So shut the fuck up." Like holy shit, I have the dumbest parents ever.

[Travis]

dude marching band rules

[Nyerp]

like, like, like, like, really?

[hotlikesauce.]

dude marching band rules

Ok

[Travis]

wait i just reread this and does your house have a weed problem? i don't see why that's your fault just use a little roundup

[Oh]

 Lol'd at the post. Ask him about the red plastic cups.

[Mando Pandango]

I think his main concern is that you're voluntarily going to Waffle House.

[ME##]

like, like, like, like, really?

Like really, I went to like, the marching band and we like totally went to that waffle place that like serves waffles.

[Nyerp]

Like really, I went to like, the marching band and we like totally went to that waffle place that like serves waffles.

Like I got like sooo high last night that was like the best waffle house like ever.

[Travis]

roscos chicken and waffles is better

[hotlikesauce.]

wait i just reread this and does your house have a weed problem? i don't see why that's your fault just use a little roundup

Marijuana

[Walter]

My parents caught me smoking.

I said chill and my mom ran off crying. But not really. The real story is much more horrific.

[Feynman]

GROUND TO CONTROL TO MAJOR TOMMMMM

COMMENCING COUNTDOWN, ENGINES ON!

[Geno]

Mippo makes the best threads

[the shortest route to the sea]

My parents caught me smoking.

I said chill and my mom ran off crying. But not really. The real story is much more horrific.

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