I need a way to get out of going to church

[rdl]

break your leg

[Sam]

I ended up locking myself in my room and just saying no when she told me to go. Four weeks later, nobody in my family goes. I won. 

[rdl]

what's funny to me is that when i was a kid i hated going to friday prayers because i'd rather play video games but as i got older i loved it more and more

[Chōshū]

A MERE HOUR A WEEK IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF ETERNAL DARKNESS AND FLAME

[Oh]

what's funny to me is that when i was a kid i hated going to friday prayers because i'd rather play video games but as i got older i loved it more and more

Lol what. 

[hotlikesauce.]

Tell them you worship the devil.

[Bushy]

I ended up locking myself in my room and just saying no when she told me to go. Four weeks later, nobody in my family goes. I won. 

I like this idea.

I tried what you said Socks, and she was like "Ok, but you still gotta go." ffs

[Samus Aran]

Lol what. 

It seemed quite plain to me, what's there to be confused about?

[Zach]

I haven't gone to church in over a month.

[Bushy]

I haven't gone to church in over a month.

Lucky bastard

[Feynman]

Muslim families almost never go to their place of worship.

Maybe about twice a year.

[Chōshū]

It seemed quite plain to me, what's there to be confused about?

Well quite frankly good sir I think the point of HIS post also seemed quite clear

So if you don't like it you can just pass the blunt to the on your left, ya dig   

I like theme emoticons they are fun 

[rdl]

Muslim families almost never go to their place of worship.

Maybe about twice a year.

yeah well i'm a pretty religious dude

But, you have to go every Friday if you're a guy. Unless if there's something that absolutely prevents you from doing so (If you have a job you have to make time for the friday prayer. But if you're stuck at school then it's fine if you miss it).

[Bushy]

Kay, I'm gonna lock myself in my room.

How do I deal with momrage?

[Daddy]

Kay, I'm gonna lock myself in my room.

How do I deal with momrage?

Tell her the white man introduced Christianity to the black man to keep him down and whip him.