I need a way to get out of going to church

[Bushy]

Tell her the white man introduced Christianity to the black man to keep him down and whip him.

Wouldn't that be the Spanish man?

[Zach]

i thought that is was the spanish man introducing it to the indian man so he wouldn't fuck doggy style

[Mettalik]

Muslim families almost never go to their place of worship.

Maybe about twice a year.

I haven't gone since Ramadan last year. My dad goes every Friday, but i always have school   

[Lotos]

I ended up locking myself in my room and just saying no when she told me to go. Four weeks later, nobody in my family goes. I won. 

That's an inspirational story

[Daddy]

Wouldn't that be the Spanish man?

Spaniards are white. 

[rdl]

I haven't gone since Ramadan last year. My dad goes every Friday, but i always have school   

Even during the summer?

[Doodle]

Seizure.

[Sync]

Seizure.

Do that in the church for bonus points.

[Doodle]

Do that in the church for bonus points.

CURLY TALE
A THOUSAND EYES
EPAAAAAAAAAA

[Blaze-Senpai]

My aunt is one of those Super Christians that spaz out in church randomly; I find it creepy most of the time, and amusing anytime else. Me and my cousin are forced to go; even though i don't really care about the entire religion bit.


Personally, religion should be outlawed, but okay.

[Slim]

... Me and my cousin are forced to go; even though i don't really care about the entire religion bit.

;

[sans culottes]

Personally, religion should be outlawed, but okay.

Thanks, you fucking fascist.

[Blaze-Senpai]

Thanks, you fucking fascist.

Here we go.

[Slim]

Here we go.

Here; we go!

[Travis]

lol i wish it was possible to be able to change other peoples names and custom titles for luts that would be hilarious

JMV DO IT