The guy in the room next to mine is having obnoxiously loud sex

[Hensa]

Good, variety, your boyfriend will/should be a happy man then.

oh, you know he is.   

[Geno]

oh, you know he is.   

I'm jealous. 

[Socks]

I'm jealous.

Of what? You'll get there, in the meantime there's always your hand.

[Hensa]

I'm jealous. 

sadly, we are separated by hundreds of millions of miles.
so its been a long


long long while  

[Socks]

sadly, we are separated by hundreds of millions of miles.
so its been a long


long long while

If he's a normal male then it probably has not been that long of a time for himââ,¬Â¦

[Jester]

Shoot his mom.

[Nyerp]

You live in the south, y'all suck at English anyhow.

I don't say "y'all" and I definitely don't say "anyhow" and I don't recall ever saying "chur" either.

[Jester]

I don't say "y'all" and I definitely don't say "anyhow" and I don't recall ever saying "chur" either.

Can you say "dipshit?"

[Nyerp]

Can you say "dipshit?"

di di dishpit

I guess not.

ru from outsider?

[Socks]

Can you say "dipshit?"

Well put.

[Jester]

di di dishpit

I guess not.

Then you indeed deserve the title.

ru from outsider?

that place that's at the bottom of the hill?

[Nyerp]

that place that's at the bottom of the hill?

ya doesn't it suck

[Samus Aran]

ya doesn't it suck

I don't think it sucks, but it's very inactive so there's not much ever going on.

[Daddy]

I don't say "y'all" and I definitely don't say "anyhow" and I don't recall ever saying "chur" either.

But you do over exercise the use of the word "and."  And it's not my fault that I picked up speaking habits of minorities.  

I also get the benefit of going to a school with teachers who know how to properly handle apostrophes.

[Jester]

ya doesn't it suck

No.