The guy in the room next to mine is having obnoxiously loud sex

[Samus Aran]

What do I do? 

[rreeppttaarr]

ask for threesome

[Wrench]

Call Chelsea.

[ME##]

Pretend that you're having sex, only be louder and more obnoxious. 


Oh, and record it.

[The Oggmonster]

Watch porn.

[Samus Aran]

ask for threesome

No, I only have sex with my girlfriend.

Pretend that your having sex, only be louder and more obnoxious. 


Oh, and record it.

oh god what if that's actually what he's doing

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

Either level up, or refer to the nsider ink shop.

[Squirtlejazz]

Bang on the wall. And ask if they are using a condom.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Perhaps you should make a gloryhole through the wall

[Daddy]

Call 911 and say that you think the guy next door is having a seizure.

[Placebo Headwound]

Pretend that you're having sex, only be louder and more obnoxious. 


Oh, and record it.

I second this.

Call 911 and say that you think the guy next door is having a seizure.

And this.

[Pyrate]

Invite him to Boyah.

[Nyerp]

Record the noises and post them on the internet.

[Socks]

Go knock on the door and say with an attitude. "Can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to watch 40 Year Old Virgin".

[Bushy]

First, record it and post it on Mediafire.

Second, go over there with a bromm and bang on his door. When he comes up, leave.  keep doing this over and over