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Title: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on October 30, 2010, 02:06:42 PM
why the fuck isn't there a thread about this?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_vjj4-CnTU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on October 30, 2010, 02:09:45 PM
idk but it's going to kick ass
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Dullahan on October 30, 2010, 02:53:35 PM
I am stoked for this one. cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on October 30, 2010, 04:46:09 PM
Sorry, I have no interest in the game and I do not like the characters or franchises. :'(
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Volvagia on October 30, 2010, 04:50:14 PM
I want my King K.Rool.  saddood;

...it'll be good though.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on October 30, 2010, 04:50:40 PM
i notice that some of the music is stuff remixed from dkc...like the mine cart music and the temple music. sounds great.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: rdl on October 30, 2010, 06:09:54 PM
the entire soundtrack is supposed to be remixes. that coupled with the lack of kremlins because "fuck rare" are my only complaints.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on October 30, 2010, 06:21:11 PM
i don't mind them remixing an already great soundtrack. for one thing, it negates the possibility of them fucking up as bad as they might if they tried all-new songs. i mean, i'd like a little more originality but i don't mind too much as far as remixing goes.

but the lack of kremlins is unforgivable.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Volvagia on October 30, 2010, 06:23:41 PM
Quote from: Asuka on October 30, 2010, 06:21:11 PM
but the lack of kremlins is unforgivable.


Curious, does Rare own the Kremlins? Or is EVERYTHING reserved by Nintendo about DK besides one of the Kongs? (Is it Lanky or Chunky? Can't remember.)
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on October 30, 2010, 06:25:31 PM
Quote from: Volvagia on October 30, 2010, 06:23:41 PM
Curious, does Rare own the Kremlins? Or is EVERYTHING reserved by Nintendo about DK besides fuck of the Kongs? (Is it Lanky or Chunky? Can't remember.)


Kremlins are definitely owned by Nintendo. They've appeared in shitty Mario sports games many times now.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on October 30, 2010, 08:56:41 PM
oh come on guys

if nintendo isn't trying something a little different with their games then everyone is like "REHASH REHASH REHASH"

cut them some slack

Quote from: Classique on October 30, 2010, 04:46:09 PM
Sorry, I have no interest in the game and I do not like the characters or franchises. :'(


kill. yourself. now. :)
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on October 31, 2010, 12:05:07 AM
Nah, I'm good.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on October 31, 2010, 12:10:43 AM
but seriously why not
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: FAMY2 on October 31, 2010, 04:28:34 AM
I might get it. Too many games I want to get.  saddood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on October 31, 2010, 09:45:27 AM
I've never enjoyed the series, the characters or anything about it. I find it all extremely annoying.
Then again, I really hate monkeys.  n_n
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on October 31, 2010, 10:02:01 AM
Quote from: Classique on October 31, 2010, 09:45:27 AM
I've never enjoyed the series, the characters or anything about it. I find it all extremely annoying.
Then again, I really hate monkeys.  n_n


how is it annoying?

kirby's constant "pooyyouugh" noises are annoying yet you jizz all over him
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on October 31, 2010, 10:02:46 AM
idk imho i dont like the games
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: ikanaide on October 31, 2010, 11:58:40 AM
Quote from: Classique on October 31, 2010, 09:45:27 AM
Then again, I really hate monkeys.  n_n

YOU...  madood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Andria on October 31, 2010, 12:46:12 PM
Quote from: Classique on October 31, 2010, 09:45:27 AM
I've never enjoyed the series, the characters or anything about it. I find it all extremely annoying.
Then again, I really hate monkeys.  n_n

Too bad Donkey Kong isn't a monkey  baddood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Patrick Stickles on October 31, 2010, 09:34:24 PM
simultaneous gameplay aaaaaah
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 22, 2010, 04:08:02 PM
so it's out

has anyone bought it
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Slim on November 22, 2010, 04:29:18 PM
Donkey Kong Country was the first video game I ever played, back when I was six years old. happydood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Commander Fuckass on November 22, 2010, 05:47:35 PM
I WANT IT  saddood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Thyme on November 22, 2010, 05:56:22 PM
Quote from: Commander Shepard on November 22, 2010, 05:47:35 PM
I WANT IT  saddood;


ME TOO saddood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 22, 2010, 10:36:17 PM
I was offered a copy today.


I passed it up. 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 22, 2010, 10:40:20 PM
Quote from: Classique on November 22, 2010, 10:36:17 PM
I was offered a copy today.


I passed it up. 5thgrade;


wait, a free copy?
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 22, 2010, 10:40:46 PM
Yup. 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Hiro on November 22, 2010, 10:53:12 PM
Quote from: Classique on November 22, 2010, 10:40:46 PM
Yup. 5thgrade;
why.
why.
why.

[spoiler]you could have given it to me  :([/spoiler]
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 22, 2010, 11:18:13 PM
Quote from: Classique on November 22, 2010, 10:40:46 PM
Yup. 5thgrade;


go fuck yourself
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 09:34:29 AM
I think I'll pass.  n_n
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 23, 2010, 09:36:13 AM
did gorillas kill your family or something

how could you pass up a free new game, especially when you're a wii gamer who starves for anything nintendo shits out
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 09:39:32 AM
Quote from: Panty on November 23, 2010, 09:36:13 AM
did gorillas kill your family or something

how could you pass up a free new game, especially when you're a wii gamer who starves for anything nintendo shits out *excluding Donkey Kong items
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 23, 2010, 09:42:07 AM
i guess jmv was right there aren't enough rainbows and kawaii penises in it
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 09:43:09 AM
Oh no. An opinion.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Thyme on November 23, 2010, 09:44:25 AM
You just seem stubborn about it.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 09:45:16 AM
Quote from: Thyme on November 23, 2010, 09:44:25 AM
You just seem stubborn about it.

You should know me better than most people here, though. 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Thyme on November 23, 2010, 09:46:07 AM
Quote from: Classique on November 23, 2010, 09:45:16 AM
You should know me better than most people here, though. 5thgrade;


Yeah, maybe even more than you know yourself. And I'm saying you'd probably like it. 5thgrade;

I'm pretty sure this has happened before. befuddlement
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 09:46:53 AM
Trust me on this one.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Thyme on November 23, 2010, 09:47:31 AM
Quote from: Classique on November 23, 2010, 09:46:53 AM
Trust me on this one.


Why wouldn't you trust me on this one? :'(
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 09:49:17 AM
Um. I don't like Donkey Kong? 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on November 23, 2010, 09:52:29 AM
even if you don't like the character, it's platforming goodness, going back to its roots and a good example of what made platformers good in the first place

you get too caught up over your own dislike of something to try a free copy? that's just kind of aggravating.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Thyme on November 23, 2010, 09:52:45 AM
Quote from: Classique on November 23, 2010, 09:49:17 AM
Um. I don't like Donkey Kong? 5thgrade;


Quote from: Thyme on November 23, 2010, 09:44:25 AM
You just seem stubborn about it.


THE STORY ENDS WHERE IT BEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN ââ,,¢Âª
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 09:53:09 AM
I made a poor child's Christmas better by telling her to donate it.  akudood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on November 23, 2010, 09:56:44 AM
Quote from: Classique on November 23, 2010, 09:53:09 AM
I made a poor child's Christmas better by telling her to donate it.  akudood;


you could have sent it to a Boyager :'(
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 09:57:48 AM
I really didn't think of it at the time. If I did, I would have accepted it and sent it to you. befuddlement

Oh well. 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on November 23, 2010, 09:58:27 AM
:'(

well it's the thought that counts cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Thyme on November 23, 2010, 09:59:28 AM
BUT STILL I ASK MYSEEEEEELLLLFFFF
COULD THIS BE EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGG

Oh, sorry, what were you guys talking about? 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: Hitoshi-san on November 23, 2010, 09:58:27 AM
:'(

well it's the thought that counts cjlubdoods;

I pawned a game I had no interest in to a poor child. Isn't the idea of giving something you really like the purpose of it all?
I don't know. Maybe I'm the only one who thinks this is funny. 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Commander Fuckass on November 23, 2010, 04:03:38 PM
Quote from: Panty on November 23, 2010, 09:36:13 AM
did gorillas kill your family or something

how could you pass up a free new game, especially when you're a wii gamer who starves for anything nintendo shits out
because its niether
Cute
Gay or
Japanese


Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: rdl on November 23, 2010, 04:16:07 PM
hey tyler this is why a lot of us don't like you

just saying. i know what i do that pisses people off. but a surprising amount of people seem totally incapable of understanding how anybody could not like them. it's fascinating.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: FAMY2 on November 23, 2010, 04:33:35 PM
Tyler, if you ever get the chance to get free Keith Urban tickets remember I love him and you.   cjlubdoods;


[spoiler] girl;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Hiro on November 23, 2010, 05:34:30 PM
Quote from: Hitoshi-san on November 23, 2010, 09:58:27 AM
well it's the thought that counts cjlubdoods;
Quote from: Classique on November 23, 2010, 09:57:48 AM
I really didn't think of it at the time.
akudood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Dullahan on November 23, 2010, 07:29:21 PM
I'm probably gonna download a copy of this. bassir;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 09:38:49 PM
Quote from: XLR on November 23, 2010, 04:16:07 PM
hey tyler this is why a lot of us don't like you

You act as if I care. Fact is, I've been here for forever and you can get over it. 5thgrade;
Tell you what though. I'll do you a favor and cut my posting, since everyone seems to "not like me".

I'll let the baby have its bottle.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: ME## on November 23, 2010, 09:41:55 PM
Quote from: XLR on November 23, 2010, 04:16:07 PM
hey tyler this is why a lot of us don't like you


studies show that weasel words are fun.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 10:10:00 PM
Quote from: Mercowskey, Liza on November 23, 2010, 09:41:55 PM
studies show that weasel words are fun.

No, it's fine. I won't hurt his feelings anymore.
I'll refrain from any sort of humor, emotes or emotion. I don't want him and the people who don't like me upset.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: strongbad on November 23, 2010, 10:10:33 PM
While I respect your opinion Tyler, I fail to see the logic in disliking an amazing game because you aren't a fan of the character.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 23, 2010, 10:51:44 PM
if you replaced dk with kirby he'd buy 10 copies
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 11:15:11 PM
I'm sorry to anyone I've offended. And I'm sorry to those who don't like me, as I promise to change my behavior.
The reason I have no desire to play DKCR is simple. If I didn't like the original games, nor the characters and such, why would I play the new game?

I'll refrain from posting any opinions or feelings towards anything, as it seems I typically offend people.
My apologies. I'll pray tonight that all is well in the morning.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: famy on November 24, 2010, 02:10:39 AM
Quote from: Tyler on November 23, 2010, 09:53:09 AM
I made a poor child's Christmas better by telling her to donate it.  akudood;
so much fun a poor child will have, getting a game for the wii they don't have
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Hiro on November 24, 2010, 02:30:28 AM
So my friend downloaded the game and I played a few levels tonight. It's fucking awesome. It feels exactly like the old ones, but with new 3D effects, Wiimote shaking, and Diddy's jetpack/peanut gun. Definitely doing to buy it.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on November 24, 2010, 05:34:16 AM
Quote from: Tyler on November 23, 2010, 11:15:11 PM
I'm sorry to anyone I've offended. And I'm sorry to those who don't like me, as I promise to change my behavior.
The reason I have no desire to play DKCR is simple. If I didn't like the original games, nor the characters and such, why would I play the new game?

I'll refrain from posting any opinions or feelings towards anything, as it seems I typically offend people.
My apologies. I'll pray tonight that all is well in the morning.


okay honestly tyler now you're just being silly

nobody wants you to be overly cautious and apologetic
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Geno on November 24, 2010, 06:19:16 AM
Wait wait wait. Tyler doesn't like Donkey Kong? But he likes every other Nintendo platformer? That makes no sense
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: famy on November 24, 2010, 08:31:47 AM
Quote from: Geno on November 24, 2010, 06:19:16 AM
Wait wait wait. Tyler doesn't like Donkey Kong? But he likes every other Nintendo platformer? That makes no sense
it has monkeys in it and it reminds him of black people and tyler hates black people
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: LCK on November 24, 2010, 08:33:10 AM
Quote from: Not Famy on November 24, 2010, 08:31:47 AM
it has monkeys in it and it reminds him of black people and tyler hates black people
can you blame him? they're scary
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 24, 2010, 09:34:34 AM
Quote from: Hitoshi-san on November 24, 2010, 05:34:16 AM
okay honestly tyler now you're just being silly

nobody wants you to be overly cautious and apologetic

Certain people have led me to believe this is the only solution.
I can't show any opinionated feelings, nor any other sort of emotion.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on November 24, 2010, 09:45:24 AM
Quote from: Tyler on November 24, 2010, 09:34:34 AM
Certain people have led me to believe this is the only solution.
I can't show any opinionated feelings, nor any other sort of emotion.


well fuck those certain people then doodthing;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 24, 2010, 09:46:19 AM
Now now. No need for foul language. We don't want any hurt feelings.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: rdl on November 25, 2010, 03:16:44 PM
Quote from: Tyler on November 24, 2010, 09:34:34 AM
Certain people have led me to believe this is the only solution.
I can't show any opinionated feelings, nor any other sort of emotion.
you dont honestly believe this
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on November 25, 2010, 03:18:07 PM
Quote from: XLR on November 25, 2010, 03:16:44 PM
you dont honestly believe this


gee what was your first hint

you goofball
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 25, 2010, 03:18:35 PM
I really don't. I'll be just as opinionated and as hateful as ever because I got tired of behaving.
It's not my fault you're a pissed off little kid that doesn't fit in here, nor do you know if most people don't like me.

So shoo. I'm done with you.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Placebo Headwound on November 25, 2010, 03:19:40 PM
This whole argument is fucking retarded.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on November 25, 2010, 04:15:23 PM
lol
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: rdl on November 25, 2010, 04:20:19 PM
i just dont get when my opinion began to mean anything more than anybody else's.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 25, 2010, 04:23:25 PM
lol
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Commander Fuckass on November 25, 2010, 04:24:23 PM
Im probably buying it when i go black friday shopping
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 25, 2010, 04:36:41 PM
You're pathetic.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 25, 2010, 04:45:34 PM
I read it. I was only backing up what you said.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 25, 2010, 04:55:17 PM
Quote from: XLR on November 25, 2010, 04:53:55 PM
im pretty sure that's all you have...

LOL
You're a god damn retard.


So, how 'bout that Donkey Kong? 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: rdl on November 25, 2010, 04:57:48 PM
that's all you complain about. tell me more.

Quote from: XLR on November 25, 2010, 04:53:55 PMat the end of the day you and i are still who we are.

Quote from: XLR on November 25, 2010, 04:40:47 PM
now are you going to tell me why you care what i think of you or are you going to continue to play defense when im not even attacking you?

Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on November 25, 2010, 04:58:54 PM
oh my god shut the fuck up
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: rdl on November 25, 2010, 05:00:36 PM
Quote from: XLR on November 25, 2010, 04:40:47 PM
now are you going to tell me why you care what i think of you or are you going to continue to play defense when im not even attacking you?
it's a simple question
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 25, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
Listen, RDX if you want to duke this out, make a thread in the complain board. You don't know me, etc etc etc a fight nobody else cares about.



So yeah. Donkey Kong.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Thyme on November 25, 2010, 05:02:19 PM
Quote from: Tyler on November 25, 2010, 04:55:17 PM
So, how 'bout that Donkey Kong? 5thgrade;


I'm still sure you'd like it. 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on November 25, 2010, 05:02:48 PM
yeah really, if you're going to keep egging tyler on, do it elsewhere

preferably in PMs
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 25, 2010, 05:03:17 PM
Quote from: Thyme on November 25, 2010, 05:02:19 PM
I'm still sure you'd like it. 5thgrade;

If it gets everyone to shut the fuck up, I'll rent it and post my thoughts. 5thgrade;

Quote from: Yin on November 25, 2010, 05:02:48 PM
yeah really, if you're going to keep egging tyler on, do it elsewhere

preferably in PMs

No, I want him to make a thread so I can talk bad about him publicly.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Thyme on November 25, 2010, 05:04:04 PM
Quote from: Tyler on November 25, 2010, 05:03:17 PM
If it gets everyone to shut the fuck up, I'll rent it and post my thoughts. 5thgrade;


Deal. 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 25, 2010, 05:10:57 PM
I'll rent it after work tomorrow.  akudood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: ME## on November 25, 2010, 05:19:39 PM
tyler made a good compromise :)
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 25, 2010, 05:26:53 PM
i think i'll buy it, but not immediately hocuspocus;
it'll be my first dkc giggle;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: strongbad on November 25, 2010, 06:07:49 PM
this is really fucking stupid
but it looks like you guys are finished arguing so whatever

also downloading the game now giggle;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 25, 2010, 06:08:46 PM
New fight:

David, quit being such a filthy pirate and support the developers.  akudood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: ME## on November 25, 2010, 07:07:55 PM
Quote from: Tyler on November 25, 2010, 06:08:46 PM
New fight:

David, quit being such a filthy pirate and support the developers.  akudood;


THIS
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: strongbad on November 26, 2010, 04:01:45 AM
Quote from: Tyler on November 25, 2010, 06:08:46 PM
New fight:

David, quit being such a filthy pirate and support the developers.  akudood;

no
i know this is a lame excuse but i wouldn't buy the game anyway
giggle;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Thyme on November 26, 2010, 04:08:59 AM
Quote from: Runner Up: Strongbutt on November 26, 2010, 04:01:45 AM
no
i know this is a lame excuse but i wouldn't buy the game anyway
giggle;


I should take the original pic I used for your sig and write HATERS GONNA HATE on it. Then post it as a reply to this. n_u
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 26, 2010, 12:09:16 PM
wow you guys really fucked up my thread

also nintendo power gave it an 8.5

nintendo power gave it that awdood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: strongbad on November 26, 2010, 12:14:34 PM
Quote from: Panty on November 26, 2010, 12:09:16 PM
wow you guys really fucked up my thread

also nintendo power gave it an 8.5

nintendo power gave it that awdood;

Destructoid gave it a 10 giggle;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on November 26, 2010, 12:15:22 PM
eww game piracy :(
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 26, 2010, 12:19:21 PM
Quote from: Yin on November 26, 2010, 12:15:22 PM
eww game piracy :(

I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.  :(

Strongbutt needs to be punished.  akudood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 26, 2010, 12:22:04 PM
strongbad's a fag
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: strongbad on November 26, 2010, 12:49:58 PM
I purchase plenty of games as well. And I'm not the only one here who pirates, I probably just talk about it the most.

But yeah huge faggot here
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 26, 2010, 12:57:42 PM
this is a game that deserves to be purchased giggle;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Placebo Headwound on November 26, 2010, 06:45:18 PM
Well I picked it up today and I'm enjoying it. Getting all the puzzle pieces and letters seems like its going to take awhile tho, they're pretty well hidden.

Also, this is probably extremely obvious, but how am I supposed to get the O hanging over a pit in 1-1?
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Dullahan on November 26, 2010, 09:04:43 PM
Hey, I'm with David as far as downloading goes. I need to save money for school. 5thgrade;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: rdl on November 27, 2010, 01:15:06 PM
i dont need shoes that bad
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 27, 2010, 04:53:48 PM
Quote from: Placebo Headwound on November 26, 2010, 06:45:18 PM
Well I picked it up today and I'm enjoying it. Getting all the puzzle pieces and letters seems like its going to take awhile tho, they're pretty well hidden.

Also, this is probably extremely obvious, but how am I supposed to get the O hanging over a pit in 1-1?


looking at a video and speaking from experience in the series, you're probably supposed to roll into it and jump in the middle of your roll as to not fall into the pit
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Placebo Headwound on November 27, 2010, 06:16:26 PM
Quote from: Panty on November 27, 2010, 04:53:48 PM
looking at a video and speaking from experience in the series, you're probably supposed to roll into it and jump in the middle of your roll as to not fall into the pit
Yeah I actually figured that out a short while after posting that. giggle;

Time trials are brutal.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: crystalpepsi on November 27, 2010, 08:41:29 PM
 Will download it later.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: strongbad on November 27, 2010, 08:47:15 PM
Quote from: Dullahan on November 26, 2010, 09:04:43 PM
Hey, I'm with David as far as downloading goes. I need to save money for school. 5thgrade;

I would use that as my excuse but it doesn't really work considering I am spending like $20/week on getting intoxicated :(
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Dullahan on November 27, 2010, 09:00:26 PM
Quote from: Runner Up: Strongbutt on November 27, 2010, 08:47:15 PM
I would use that as my excuse but it doesn't really work considering I am spending like $20/week on getting intoxicated :(
Me too. Shh... ;)
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on November 27, 2010, 10:26:03 PM
I rented it.

It's cool. I hate the monkeys so I'm not buying it.
But it's cool.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 27, 2010, 11:06:45 PM
Quote from: Tyler on November 27, 2010, 10:26:03 PM
I rented it.

It's cool. I hate the monkeys so I'm not buying it.
But it's cool.


i still don't understand your logic but ok thumbup;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Volvagia on November 28, 2010, 04:11:55 PM
Quote from: Runner Up: Strongbutt on November 26, 2010, 12:14:34 PM
Destructoid gave it a 10 giggle;


Curious, are you booting this from USB or from disc? Disc is giving me iffy problems in Cranky's Cabin. I know it's not an ISO error though as I can't seem to find anyone else getting it.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: ikanaide on November 28, 2010, 04:49:36 PM
I will buy this.  giggle;

Also, RDX do not lose topic anymore  >_<'
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 28, 2010, 08:01:26 PM
Quote from: iCandy on November 28, 2010, 04:49:36 PM
I will buy this.  giggle;

Also, RDX do not lose topic anymore  >_<'


THANK YOU
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: strongbad on November 28, 2010, 08:30:21 PM
Quote from: Volvagia on November 28, 2010, 04:11:55 PM
Curious, are you booting this from USB or from disc? Disc is giving me iffy problems in Cranky's Cabin. I know it's not an ISO error though as I can't seem to find anyone else getting it.

I have yet to try it. I burned it yesterday and I just got back to my dorm. I'll let you know when I give it a try though.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: strongbad on November 29, 2010, 07:46:30 AM
Quote from: Volvagia on November 28, 2010, 04:11:55 PM
Curious, are you booting this from USB or from disc? Disc is giving me iffy problems in Cranky's Cabin. I know it's not an ISO error though as I can't seem to find anyone else getting it.

I'm getting weird problems too. Nothing game breaking, but it's taking things way longer than it should to load. Especially in Cranky's Cabin. I feel yah
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Commander Fuckass on November 29, 2010, 08:16:28 AM
OH MY GOD  madood; I LOVE THIS GAME MORE THAN I SHOULD FOR A WII GAME
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Volvagia on November 29, 2010, 08:54:29 AM
Quote from: Runner Up: Strongbutt on November 29, 2010, 07:46:30 AM
I'm getting weird problems too. Nothing game breaking, but it's taking things way longer than it should to load. Especially in Cranky's Cabin. I feel yah


I don't know what it is - at first I thought my lazer was dying but it goes round in a tripple disc read buffer (you can hear it going click click click then spins fine sometimes when in cranky's cavern.)

I've just tested other pirated games and they work fine. For now I'm just booting it off USB until it comes out over here - this wii game is a must own as it's that good. (actually own, not pirate own.)
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: strongbad on November 29, 2010, 04:45:12 PM
Yeah, I'm really enjoying it so far. Half way through world 2 right now giggle;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on November 30, 2010, 02:57:37 PM
did they ever give a reason as to why you can't play as diddy in single player
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Lotos on December 03, 2010, 01:50:07 PM
Quote from: Yin on October 30, 2010, 06:25:31 PM
Kremlins are definitely owned by Nintendo. They've appeared in shitty Mario sports games many times now.


They've also appeared in the King of Swing and Bongo games.

As for me, I dislike the lack of classic controller and there is too much waggle, but hey, it's a DK game.  I got it first day.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: cookieboy17 on December 14, 2010, 02:47:17 AM
I just got this game for the free shirt promotion or else I would've never gotten it. But now that I've gotten it this game is way better than I thought it'd be. I love the level designs to the point where every level is not repetitive of another (except the whole level 4 being dedicated to mine carting). I've only played co-op with my sister and the co-op is really fun even though she dies a lot. And the boss levels aren't exactly a pushover and aren't anything repetitive.

Overall after getting midway through level 7 this might be my favorite Wii game. This game is at least better than New Super Mario Bros Wii to me, and I liked that game too. Maybe this isn't the DKC of the 90's by any means and people are gonna downgrade the game cause there's no Kremlings or Animal Buddies that isn't Rambi, and whatever else but I think this game easily gives the others a run for their money.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Jared on December 14, 2010, 05:13:44 PM
This game makes me swoon. For real.

But my Wii broke while I was playing it, so FUCK YOU DKCR!
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: cookieboy17 on December 14, 2010, 06:40:22 PM
Quote from: Jared on December 14, 2010, 05:13:44 PM
But my Wii broke while I was playing it, so FUCK YOU DKCR!

Don't blame the game.
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/50-Cent-am02.jpg)
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: AegisReflector on December 16, 2010, 05:52:39 AM
Being a die hard DKC fanboy, yes, I will nitpick at shit.  bassir;

No Kremlings? No Animal Buddies? Poor remixes of past songs? Cutscenes that were mega gayfests?

Although I will say that DKCR is my favorite Wii game of all time so far. It's gameplay, variety, and beautiful scenery designs are just kickass.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on December 27, 2010, 12:00:21 AM
i finally got it giggle;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Dullahan on December 27, 2010, 08:33:32 PM
K, so I completed the first four worlds and aside from the time runs, I have completed every level 100% in finding the puzzel pieces and KONG letters and have only had to use Squawks once.

But fuck, world 4 is all fucking racing levels. Jesus fuck nigger
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on December 27, 2010, 10:25:12 PM
i've been playing this on co-op with a friend

fucking rules
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on December 27, 2010, 11:00:30 PM
i no rite
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on December 28, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
fuck world 4 psyduck;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Dullahan on December 30, 2010, 09:42:31 PM
Okay, world 7 is probably the best world in my opinion. Another silhouette level, the switcheroo level was cool (except for that one annoying puzzle piece), and the musical level was just plain awesome. I also loved how you had to find those plugs (or whatever the fuck they are) in the last 3 levels in order to progress to the boss. And they weren't overwhelmingly hard to find, but they weren't in your face when you had to find them. It just gives the world more character, and I found it interesting. And the boss was fun, although easy.

There was another rocket barrel level, but it was one of the better racing levels I've played. I still have to complete the secret stage of world 7, along with its temple level.

I still haven't started on world 8 yet. So it could make me change my mind on my favourite world.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Geno on December 31, 2010, 01:58:27 AM
Quote from: Tyler on November 27, 2010, 10:26:03 PM
I rented it.

It's cool. I hate the monkeys so I'm not buying it.
But it's cool.
SEE WE TOLD YOU
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on December 31, 2010, 11:39:18 AM
as frustrating sometimes as co-op can be, i think this game is way more fun in that mode, especially with someone who's experienced in DKC games

my friend and i have co-oped this game, dkc1, and dkc2 over this christmas break...done with the latter two already
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on December 31, 2010, 01:44:46 PM
my brother decided to be an asswipe and ignore the kong letters and puzzle pieces because it's "bad game design"

fuck him, i'm playing the rest of this game alone
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Geno on December 31, 2010, 08:19:19 PM
lol nyerp plays games with his brother because he has no friends
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Wrench on December 31, 2010, 10:25:31 PM
Quote from: Geno on December 31, 2010, 08:19:19 PM
lol nyerp plays games with his brother because he has no friends

at least he plays with people he knows






jk ily geno
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on December 31, 2010, 10:54:01 PM
Quote from: Geno on December 31, 2010, 08:19:19 PM
lol nyerp plays games with his brother because he has no friends


yeah so what you retarded piece of shit
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Classic on January 01, 2011, 09:28:16 AM
I play with family all the time.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 01, 2011, 09:41:09 AM
whoever came up with the rocket barrel needs to be beaten and maimed
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 01, 2011, 02:37:39 PM
world 7 rulez

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEXsgzJCLJw[/youtube]

hell yeah
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Hippopo on January 01, 2011, 10:03:54 PM
Quote from: Geno on December 31, 2010, 08:19:19 PM
lol nyerp plays games with his brother because he has no friends
I used to play with my best friend until he moved to Amsterdam. Now I play ALONE. cry;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: ME## on January 01, 2011, 10:15:34 PM
Quote from: Potty Moss on January 01, 2011, 10:03:54 PM
I used to play with my best friend until he moved to Amsterdam. Now I play ALONE. cry;


i'd play with you cry;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Thyme on January 01, 2011, 10:19:54 PM
Quote from: Double Doppelkreuz on January 01, 2011, 10:15:34 PM
i'd play with you cry;


But it doesn't interest you. akudood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: ME## on January 01, 2011, 10:21:50 PM
Quote from: Thyme on January 01, 2011, 10:19:54 PM
But it doesn't interest you. akudood;


well, other games that fit my shitty tastes girl;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Hippopo on January 01, 2011, 10:24:49 PM
Quote from: Double Doppelkreuz on January 01, 2011, 10:15:34 PM
i'd play with you cry;
Gurl, we'd have so much fun. :3
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: ME## on January 01, 2011, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: Potty Moss on January 01, 2011, 10:24:49 PM
Gurl, we'd have so much fun. :3


we would indeed  baddood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Thyme on January 01, 2011, 10:29:06 PM
Quote from: Double Doppelkreuz on January 01, 2011, 10:21:50 PM
well, other games that fit my shitty tastes girl;


As far as I remember, Hippo has way more quality tastes than you do. baddood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: ME## on January 01, 2011, 10:33:29 PM
Quote from: Thyme on January 01, 2011, 10:29:06 PM
As far as I remember, Hippo has way more quality tastes than you do. baddood;


cry;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 01, 2011, 11:27:16 PM
stfu if ur not talkin dk
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Hiro on January 02, 2011, 12:26:22 AM
I'm considering getting this game, if I have enough money. I've played it a couple times and it's awesome.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: ?????? on January 02, 2011, 12:40:15 AM
i might make my friend buy it so i can play on his wii
ssbb is getting really boring and peach sucks in that game  akudood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 02, 2011, 12:00:10 PM
i beat the final boss

i also beat the golden temple which unlocked mirror mode, but that seems like a berry huge waste of time

i hope there's a dkcr2 :)
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Dullahan on January 02, 2011, 04:10:04 PM
K, I have everything except the time runs and mirror mode challenges, is anything unlocked when you collect all the puzzle pieces? Because that's what I did.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 13, 2011, 05:46:11 AM
Quote from: Geno on December 31, 2010, 08:19:19 PM
lol nyerp plays games with his brother because he has no friends


i do the same thing smithicide;

Anyway, I'l be buying this soon. giggle;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: strongbad on January 13, 2011, 10:27:28 PM
Quote from: Geno on December 31, 2010, 08:19:19 PM
lol nyerp plays games with his brother because he has no friends

i love playing games with my little brother
and i have more friends than you fucker >=(
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 13, 2011, 10:39:18 PM
is it me or is this game kind of difficult? goowan
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 13, 2011, 10:43:02 PM
Quote from: Lookout, it's fucking Not Sid! on January 13, 2011, 10:39:18 PM
is it me or is this game kind of difficult? goowan


of course it is, it's a donkey kong country game
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 13, 2011, 10:45:17 PM
Quote from: Panty on January 13, 2011, 10:43:02 PM
of course it is, it's a donkey kong country game
I didn't have any problems with the ones on the snes.

though...well...three was a bitch...
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 13, 2011, 11:11:16 PM
Quote from: Lookout, it's fucking Not Sid! on January 13, 2011, 10:45:17 PM
I didn't have any problems with the ones on the snes.

though...well...three was a bitch...


um what

you mean two right
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 13, 2011, 11:15:14 PM
Quote from: Panty on January 13, 2011, 11:11:16 PM
um what

you mean two right
I didn't have any problems with two.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 13, 2011, 11:18:25 PM
3 was the easiest doodthing;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Dullahan on January 14, 2011, 01:02:48 AM
3 required you to make more certain maneuvers when fighting bosses and shit.

2 was more hidden on their bonuses.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on January 14, 2011, 01:07:36 AM
Quote from: Panty on January 13, 2011, 11:18:25 PM
3 was the easiest doodthing;


i agree, except for the bosses

the bosses are assholes in that game, except for the obligatory painfully easy first boss

i find 2 easier than 1 simply because i've played it a lot more, despite 2 apparently being the hardest to most people  bassir;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 14, 2011, 01:40:11 AM
now you guys reminded me of that fucking waterfall octopus boss akudood;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on January 14, 2011, 02:26:43 AM
yeah, that's one big reason i hate Ellie

worst animal buddy ever, seriously. squirting water, and running away from mice. oh joy.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Dullahan on January 14, 2011, 03:23:04 PM
Quote from: Presea on January 14, 2011, 02:26:43 AM
yeah, that's one big reason i hate Ellie

worst animal buddy ever, seriously. squirting water, and running away from mice. oh joy.
Yeah, for Rambi's replacement...
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on January 15, 2011, 03:10:53 AM
Quote from: Dullahan on January 14, 2011, 03:23:04 PM
Yeah, for Rambi's replacement...


oh wow i forgot rambi wasn't even in 3

wtf rareware
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 15, 2011, 03:25:14 AM
i actually found the animal buddies to be one of the worst things about the original trilogy giggle;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on January 15, 2011, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Panty on January 15, 2011, 03:25:14 AM
i actually found the animal buddies to be one of the worst things about the original trilogy giggle;


lol no way
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Dullahan on January 15, 2011, 11:34:08 AM
Quote from: Panty on January 15, 2011, 03:25:14 AM
i actually found the animal buddies to be one of the worst things about the original trilogy giggle;
I can agree with you for the first game since they really served no extreme purpose. But in the last 2 games, they were required to help you find secrets and shit.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 15, 2011, 01:04:14 PM
Quote from: Presea on January 15, 2011, 04:24:16 AM
lol no way


every level in which they were required to use was at least twice as annoying as any regular level hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on January 15, 2011, 06:33:39 PM
Quote from: Panty on January 15, 2011, 01:04:14 PM
every level in which they were required to use was at least twice as annoying as any regular level hocuspocus;


annoying because they're challenging? maybe, but i like the challenge.

animal antics is my favorite lost world level. squawks' shaft is my favorite crocodile cauldron level.  king zing sting is my favorite boss.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Dullahan on January 16, 2011, 12:40:49 AM
Probably one of DKC2's biggest appeals is its atmosphere. You have a haunted world, amusement park world, volcano world, and other interesting worlds on a creepy island that has a beam volcano inside of it. And the game is challenging, but generous. I don't think the challenge in the game starts until you reach Red Hot Ride. So they give you lots of time and chances to get you familiar with the style of the game (compared to DKC1). And the environment of each level is great (bramble levels, creepy forest levels, roller coasters levels). Back it all up with its soundtrack, and it really makes the game stand out.

I know I seem to praise the game a lot, but it does reach my top 5 favourite games for these reasons.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on January 16, 2011, 12:52:07 AM
same here, man, same here. it's easily in my top 5.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 16, 2011, 04:26:08 AM
the mine cart levels in dkc2 were so easy

why did they have to change that for dkcr

WHY

also i like this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsbV5mkNLsE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on January 16, 2011, 06:51:12 AM
you mean rollercoaster levels n_u

they were easy, yes, but i found them much more interesting than the mine cart in dkc1...especially haunted hallway, what a fucking awesome level.

and honestly i like the entire soundtrack. it's all amazing.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 16, 2011, 11:25:35 AM
oh wait you're in an amusement park lol n_u

also kaz did you beat the game this thread is about
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 16, 2011, 06:17:03 PM
i've never played the original DKC games :'(

should i buy the original SNES versions or the GBA re-releases befuddlement
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on January 16, 2011, 06:21:33 PM
original games. the music is a bit muffled and the graphics are slightly worse in the gba ones. at least, that's how it is for 2.

Quote from: Panty on January 16, 2011, 11:25:35 AM
oh wait you're in an amusement park lol n_u

also kaz did you beat the game this thread is about


no. we got to like the middle of world 4.
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Nyerp on January 16, 2011, 10:58:28 PM
what, the graphics are better what are you talking about
Title: Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Post by: Samus Aran on January 17, 2011, 01:00:25 AM
Quote from: Panty on January 16, 2011, 10:58:28 PM
what, the graphics are better what are you talking about


they didn't look that way to me