Donkey Kong Country Returns

[Nyerp]

did gorillas kill your family or something

how could you pass up a free new game, especially when you're a wii gamer who starves for anything nintendo shits out

[Classic]

did gorillas kill your family or something

how could you pass up a free new game, especially when you're a wii gamer who starves for anything nintendo shits out *excluding Donkey Kong items

[Nyerp]

i guess jmv was right there aren't enough rainbows and kawaii penises in it

[Classic]

Oh no. An opinion.

[Thyme]

You just seem stubborn about it.

[Classic]

You just seem stubborn about it.

You should know me better than most people here, though.

[Thyme]

You should know me better than most people here, though.

Yeah, maybe even more than you know yourself. And I'm saying you'd probably like it.

I'm pretty sure this has happened before.

[Classic]

Trust me on this one.

[Thyme]

Trust me on this one.

Why wouldn't you trust me on this one? :'(

[Classic]

Um. I don't like Donkey Kong?

[Samus Aran]

even if you don't like the character, it's platforming goodness, going back to its roots and a good example of what made platformers good in the first place

you get too caught up over your own dislike of something to try a free copy? that's just kind of aggravating.

[Thyme]

Um. I don't like Donkey Kong?

You just seem stubborn about it.

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[Classic]

I made a poor child's Christmas better by telling her to donate it.  

[Samus Aran]

I made a poor child's Christmas better by telling her to donate it. 

you could have sent it to a Boyager :'(

[Classic]

I really didn't think of it at the time. If I did, I would have accepted it and sent it to you.

Oh well.