When I was in second grade I had a massive crush on this girl named Robin. I played tether ball with her every day during recess and sometimes after school as well. She was a total tomboy and wore denim shorts like practically every day (this was in CA, so we wore shorts a lot). Also, I seem to recall her being a big troublemaker, and got "pink slips" a lot. I don't quite remember what those did...I think they contacted your parents or something about your misdoings.
Anyway, I thought she was amazing and I thought I loved her, and I even told my best friend that I loved her and he was like "ew wtf."
Tell us about your first crushes. hocuspocus;
When i was 3 i loved Mackenzie, and in 3rd grade i loved Natalie. She moved away after that year :'(
This girl named Kayla who was really cute who I barely talked to. Second grade, I think.
I remember one valentines day when you were forced to get a valentine for every person in the class, I slipped a note in her card saying that I liked her or something and she stopped talking to me ;-;
She's a huge slut now, and I could probably get with her if I wanted :)
In third grade, I was obsessed with this girl named Maggie, who was new and basically the nicest girl I had ever met. Sometimes I would even skip playing football with my friends to play tag or some other game with her. She left after one year though and I never heard from her again
Some girl in 6th grade named Julie. Yeah, I was a late bloomer. giggle;
lol my best friend from forth grade to the beginning of eighth grade ;_;
Quote from: YPR on January 24, 2009, 03:44:36 PM
In third grade, I was obsessed with this girl named Maggie, who was new and basically the nicest girl I had ever met. Sometimes I would even skip playing football with my friends to play tag or some other game with her. She left after one year though and I never heard from her again
:(
Well, in 3rd grade, I liked my best friend but I didn't understand why boys were in love with girls so I kept my mouth shut. :]
In 6th grade, my best friend.
In 9-11th grade, this pothead skater.
In 12th, my new best friend. :]
Of course, I kept my mouth shut or I'd be killed. :]
Quote from: TX LIL ROD on January 24, 2009, 04:17:40 PM
:(
what a quality post
Quote from: Thyme on January 24, 2009, 03:45:46 PM
Some girl in 6th grade named Julie. Yeah, I was a late bloomer. giggle;
i once had a crush on a girl named julie also
I also had a crush on a girl named julie in 6th grade.
I actually had my first "crush" on a girl in the first grade. But I didn't understand what "love" was until much later. Yeah.
who was your first gay crush
Idk, I was always horny so I had a lot of crushes. I think my friend Chase was my first, though. He was weird. cjlubdoods;
My only straight crushes have been Sam or Pyrate. cjlubdoods;
I think I was around 11 probably. It was the girl that used to live in house behind mine. She liked me too but I never did tell her that I liked her because everybody I knew in the neighborhood kept teasing me about this other girl that liked me but I didn't like her.
not telling because he still goes to my school and has a facebook and i dont want any of you fags finding him like tomboh did with one boy n_u
Preschool
I don't think I've ever had a crush on a girl. :(
I remember there was one that had a crush on me in kindergarten, tho. n_u
Quote from: Thief888 on January 24, 2009, 05:26:01 PM
I don't think I've ever had a crush on a girl. :(
I remember there was one that had a crush on me in kindergarten, tho. n_u
Do you have something to tell us? baddood;
Quote from: Thief888 on January 24, 2009, 05:26:01 PM
I don't think I've ever had a crush on a girl. :(
I remember there was one that had a crush on me in kindergarten, tho. n_u
thief leads a relatively asexual life style y/n
Quote from: Space Michael on January 24, 2009, 05:28:58 PM
Do you have something to tell us? baddood;
I once had a crush on your mom. n_u
sharon in kindergarten
she said she loved me and always asked me to sit at her table hocuspocus;
she simply vanished after kindergarten, though
i never saw her again :'(
Quote from: Thief888 on January 24, 2009, 05:33:13 PM
I once had a crush on your mom. n_u
Just in spite, you'll have a picture of her tomorrow.
I've never had a crush before.
Quote from: Thief888 on January 24, 2009, 05:33:13 PM
I once had a crush on your mom. n_u
Speaking of crushes on older women, I've had crushes on several of my female teachers. sillydood;
Quote from: Thyme on January 24, 2009, 05:56:48 PM
Speaking of crushes on older women, I've had crushes on several of my female teachers. sillydood;
I'm sure everyone's had a crush on a teacher before. n_u
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 24, 2009, 05:59:35 PM
I'm sure everyone's had a crush on a teacher before. n_u
My only male teacher was old and fat.
Quote from: Pyrate on January 24, 2009, 06:10:02 PM
My only male teacher was old and fat.
If I had been less shy about public speaking, I would have tried to become a teacher. :O
Quote from: Thyme on January 24, 2009, 06:11:47 PM
If I had been less shy about public speaking, I would have tried to become a teacher. :O
Last year I was thinking about it, but I'm not sure I could. :O
How can people live this long without one crush?
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 24, 2009, 05:59:35 PM
I'm sure everyone's had a crush on a teacher before. n_u
Nope
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 24, 2009, 05:59:35 PM
I'm sure everyone's had a crush on a teacher before. n_u
Not me. befuddlement
you're all weird madood;
Quote from: YPR on January 24, 2009, 06:29:19 PM
How can people live this long without one crush?
Uh, I just do.
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 24, 2009, 06:37:00 PM
you're all weird madood;
In before YPR has only ever had old nuns as teachers. n_u
Just some random chick named Grace in like 2nd grade. I honestly don't remember her at all.
A boy named Huey in kindergarten. He was the wild child in the bunch. n_u
Some slut in sixth grade who lived and still does live by me. I thought she was awesome because she had breasts.
I really can't remember ever liking a girl so much that I would remember her name for so long.
But I do remember having a huge crush on my teacher in sixth grade. That was the first time I ever fantasized about sex.
ashley
i never talked to her akudood;
oh yeah and it was in 1st grade
Quote from: Thyme on January 24, 2009, 05:56:48 PM
Speaking of crushes on older women, I've had crushes on several of my female teachers. sillydood;
that reminded me of the kid that sat at the same table as me in biology last year, he asked me like five times if i thought she [the teacher] was hot. goonish
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on January 24, 2009, 08:00:37 PM
that reminded me of the kid that sat at the same table as me in biology last year, he asked me like five times if i thought she [the teacher] was hot. goonish
goonish
I'm usually more subtle than that. n_u
Quote from: Thyme on January 24, 2009, 08:01:58 PM
goonish
I'm usually more subtle than that. n_u
"Psssst...Classic. What bra size do you think she wears? n_u"
"GOD DAMMIT THYMEY I'M TRYING TO FINISH THIS REPORT. akudood; "
Quote from: Space Michael on January 24, 2009, 08:05:51 PM
"Psssst...Classic. What bra size do you think she wears? n_u"
"GOD DAMMIT THYMEY I'M TRYING TO FINISH THIS REPORT. akudood; "
"STOP BEING SO DAMN SLOW I FINISHED IT 20 MINUTES AGO akudood;
- Mr. Barrett and Mr. Daoust, could you please be quiet, some people are trying to finish their reports. baddood;"
Quote from: Thyme on January 24, 2009, 08:10:07 PM
"STOP BEING SO DAMN SLOW I FINISHED IT 20 MINUTES AGO akudood;
- Mr. Barrett and Mr. Daoust, could you please be quiet, some people are trying to finish their reports. baddood;"
3:30, flagpole. You're deadmeat. akudood;
oh god flagpole
Our schools don't have flagpoles. :3
[spoiler]except really pompous ones[/spoiler]
Quote from: Thyme on January 24, 2009, 08:12:00 PM
oh god flagpole
Our schools don't have flagpoles. :3
[spoiler]except really pompous ones[/spoiler]
...every school I've ever seen has a flagpole. akudood;
Oh well. Let's try again.
"3:30, Locker room. You're not deadmeat, but our activity will involve meat. yes;"
Quote from: Space Michael on January 24, 2009, 08:13:55 PM
...every school I've ever seen has a flagpole. akudood;
Oh well. Let's try again.
"3:30, Locker room. You're not deadmeat, but our activity will involve meat. yes;"
Well, actually, they usually do have those tiny flagpoles over the doors where the flag is just hanged on them, but they don't have the big vertical flagpoles you're thinking about.
one time i got "married" to some hispanic girl in 3rd grade
but i did like this one asian girl who lived across the street
i made the wrong choice saddood;
however, ms. huggins gave us candy after the wedding cjlubdoods;
Quote from: Nyerp on January 24, 2009, 08:23:54 PM
however, ms. huggins gave us candy after the wedding cjlubdoods;
That's so cute. giggle;
Quote from: Nyerp on January 24, 2009, 08:23:54 PM
however, ms. huggins gave us candy after the wedding cjlubdoods;
Huggins is such a cool last name
Kindergarten, Victoria. we were bestest fwiends :3
A girl named Jazmine in 1st grade.
She was the first friend I made that year.
I liked her all through elementary school.
I still occasionally talk to her.
I fucked her.
Quote from: Thief888 on January 24, 2009, 05:33:13 PM
I once had a crush on your mom. n_u
Alright, this is the woman you've had a crush on. n_u
[spoiler](http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j145/ClassicTyler/DSCN0136.png)[/spoiler]
She has nice skin. n_u
Quote from: Pyrate on January 25, 2009, 09:24:38 AM
She has nice skin. n_u
She's where I get my beauty from.
Isn't she gorgeous? giggle;
Quote from: PUDDING on January 25, 2009, 09:31:50 AM
She's where I get my beauty from.
Isn't she gorgeous? giggle;
She reminds me of this character from a movie or TV show but I can't remember who. saddood;
danielle
Met her in 1st I think, went to her birthday party in 2nd. Saw her naked and immediately wondered where her penis was. :|
Quote from: Pyrate on January 25, 2009, 09:32:37 AM
She reminds me of this character from a movie or TV show but I can't remember who. saddood;
I think of her as Lucy. giggle;
Some girl named Katie in Kindergarten. She kissed me on the cheek. :O
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 25, 2009, 09:37:06 AM
danielle
Met her in 1st I think, went to her birthday party in 2nd. Saw her naked and immediately wondered where her penis was. :|
How did you see her naked?
Quote from: Thyme on January 24, 2009, 07:10:11 PM
In before YPR has only ever had old nuns as teachers. n_u
Hey, I've only had nuns for 3 grades baddood;
In 9th grade I had a crush on some senior girl that always sat next to me and talked to me on the bus.
My first crush was on a girl named Brittany in Kindergarten. I moved away to Kansas City halfway through that year.
My first crush was the wide, open sea. baddood;
Quote from: Pyrate on January 25, 2009, 12:00:35 PM
My first crush was the wide, open sea. baddood;
Aye, but the sea be a cruel mistress
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 25, 2009, 09:37:06 AM
danielle
Met her in 1st I think, went to her birthday party in 2nd. Saw her naked and immediately wondered where her penis was. :|
Danielle was the name of the girl that first had a crush on
me, at least that I knew of. That was in 6th grade. Holy shit she was weird. Weird enough that it kind of creeped me out sometimes. And I didn't really like her as anything more than a friend so I turned her down.
Quote from: YPR on January 25, 2009, 12:02:00 PM
Aye, but the sea be a cruel mistress
The Sea never returned my calls. :(
Quote from: Thief888 on January 25, 2009, 05:10:39 PM
The Sea never returned my calls. :(
Why? My mother left you a picture. n_u
Quote from: PUDDING on January 25, 2009, 05:12:23 PM
Why? My mother left you a picture. n_u
Did you seriously tell her you wanted to take a picture for people on the internet or is that an old picture or did you just randomly put a camera in front of her and told her to say cheese? doodhuh;
I was born asexual.
So, no one.
Quote from: Thief888 on January 25, 2009, 05:14:13 PM
Did you seriously tell her you wanted to take a picture for people on the internet or is that an old picture or did you just randomly put a camera in front of her and told her to say cheese? doodhuh;
Randomly put a camera in her face and told her to say cheese. n_u
Quote from: Alicia Melchiott on January 25, 2009, 05:15:07 PM
I was born asexual.
So, no one.
did you spore yourself a lot when you hit puberty
Quote from: Kaz on January 25, 2009, 06:22:18 PM
did you spore yourself a lot when you hit puberty
That's hot. yes;
Quote from: steal on January 25, 2009, 08:27:09 PM
Such awful clinginess somehow still remains as what feels like one of my major flaws. >.<
Same here. I've liked the same girl for the last three years, and she will never be mine ;-;
Quote from: David on January 25, 2009, 08:52:57 PM
Same here. I've liked the same girl for the last three years, and she will never be mine ;-;
Same here. ;-;
Quote from: Pyrate on January 25, 2009, 09:49:52 AM
How did you see her naked?
i think i told the story a couple of times
She invited me to her birthday party and took me up to her room to see her change her clothes. A few weeks after the party, she was on some monkey bars above me during recess and wearing nothing under her shorts, allowing me to see her giblets again. :|
but i believe she's since died, which is sad because she was a lovely white lass
I had a crush on one of my best friends for a while around 5th grade~6th grade, but quickly realized it was silly and would never amount to anything, and thus moved on.
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 26, 2009, 02:47:07 AM
i think i told the story a couple of times
She invited me to her birthday party and took me up to her room to see her change her clothes. A few weeks after the party, she was on some monkey bars above me during recess and wearing nothing under her shorts, allowing me to see her giblets again. :|
but i believe she's since died, which is sad because she was a lovely white lass
she sounds like a dead slut
I believe it was a girl named Megan, and I started to like her about... Last year?
Damn, I'm like... So fucking slow when it comes to liking people.
Oh wait, no there was an earlier one. About grade five. Like Friendly Hostile I realised it was stupid and I gave up on it too. Haven't seriously cared for many people since.
Quote from: Notwo on January 26, 2009, 11:33:48 AM
Like Friendly Hostile I realised it was stupid and I gave up on it too. Haven't seriously cared for many people since.
I have a feeling they weren't for the same reasons though.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 26, 2009, 11:45:40 AM
I have a feeling they weren't for the same reasons though.
Probably not, no.
Mara Lopez, from Kindergarten until the middle of 2nd grade. I just stopped caring after that.
Oddly enough, my current girlfriend's name is Amara. O_0
My first crush, I believe was in first grade. Her name was Tasia.
I never really had any problem talking to her, but I thought if I told her I like her she would think I was "icky".
Oh well.
I'm good friends with her to this day, but nothing more.
Quote from: Hurluberlu on January 24, 2009, 03:59:03 PM
lol my best friend from forth grade to the beginning of eighth grade ;_;
DO YOU STILL LIKE HIM? ;)
Wow, seeing old posts of mine just made me realize how much more retarded I used to be than I am now.
Anyway, their was this girl named Zoey in my preschool class, I was madly in love with her. I think she liked me too as I remember getting a kiss on the cheek from her.
she's a weirdo now
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Pineapple_Crush.jpg)
H-h-h-hiyori
Quote from: The spy who loves you on February 17, 2011, 12:45:31 AM
Wow, seeing old posts of mine just made me realize how much more retarded I used to be than I am now.
Anyway, their was this girl named Zoey in my preschool class, I was madly in love with her. I think she liked me too as I remember getting a kiss on the cheek from her.
she's a weirdo now
Who was your first gay man crush?
Quote from: WTFRAWL on February 17, 2011, 01:27:44 PM
Who was your first gay man crush?
uh
never actually had one
but if i did
Pierce Brosnan wub;
It was the summer between first and second grade, and I was at science camp. There was this black girl who went there too, and towards the end of the summer I developed a crush over her. I was extremely shy, though, and I don't remember if I ever talked to her. I don't even remember her name.
doodthing<3
the first crush i recall was in fifth grade
i still know her. she's a hippie with no direction who flirts with heroin on occasion
My first crush that I can remember was on this boy named Dylan. He went to my pre school and taught me how to do a push up. He also graduated from my high school.
Quote from: anal jesus on February 18, 2011, 09:38:27 PM
the first crush i recall was in fifth grade
i still know her. she's a hippie with no direction who flirts with heroin on occasion
Introduce me pls
Quote from: YPR on February 19, 2011, 03:48:28 AM
Introduce me pls
naw dawg, she has a boyfriend
he also does heroin lol
Quote from: anal jesus on February 18, 2011, 09:38:27 PM
the first crush i recall was in fifth grade
i still know her. she's a hippie with no direction who flirts with heroin on occasion
flirts with heroin? befuddlement
the gguy who fucks wonder woman does heroin
My first crush was at a 4/8wk summer arts camp. Our relationship preceded like this:
Summer 2006: became vaguely close friends in the same creative writing class. Fell in love with him, confessed, he came out to me as a transdude (was feminine presenting).
Summer 2007: I spoke 4 words to him over 8 weeks.
Summer 2008: I didn't go to the camp, went to the ending festival, was right behind him and couldn't get up the courage to talk to him. Freaked out.
January 2010: have mostly gotten over this 1-sided 3.5 year crush, stumble across him in a youth trans group in the area. we never hang out. he's so nonconfrontational that I grow a pair and move on.
September 2010: go to Oberlin, become a liberated trans poly chick.
turned out well.
my first crush was on this girl named annie in 2nd grade. we had to write stories about stuff in class and i wrote mine about her. it was 28 pages on green lined paper, so that's maybe a page in actual writing.
then she moved away after that year and i was very sad :(
but then facebook was invented! and i tracked her down and told her about all this (since it was like 10th grade it was not a big deal) and she was like oh hey i'm actually going to be visiting your town in about a week so we should meet up. apparently i've lived two houses down from her grandma for my entire life, so we were supposed to meet up on christmas. but it snowed and i had a family party so i couldn't go for some reason or another. we haven't talked since.
but since we're still facebook friends i see her on all the time and she's gotten a lot trashier since then. she's seeing this kid that's only two years older than us but she hangs out in the slums of my home town (which she moved back to when i went to RIT) with some really scummy people, and a lot of people who are in their 30s and such and seem to be going no where in life.
and yet beyond all this i still for some reason idolize her and think it would be awesome to hook up with her.
every time I develop a new crush it's so big that anything before it seems less like a crush.