Your first crush

[Placebo Headwound]

Why? My mother left you a picture. 

Did you seriously tell her you wanted to take a picture for people on the internet or is that an old picture or did you just randomly put a camera in front of her and told her to say cheese?

[wawi]

I was born asexual.
So, no one.

[Classic]

Did you seriously tell her you wanted to take a picture for people on the internet or is that an old picture or did you just randomly put a camera in front of her and told her to say cheese?

Randomly put a camera in her face and told her to say cheese.  

[Samus Aran]

I was born asexual.
So, no one.

did you spore yourself a lot when you hit puberty

[Classic]

did you spore yourself a lot when you hit puberty

That's hot.

[strongbad]

Such awful clinginess somehow still remains as what feels like one of my major flaws.

Same here. I've liked the same girl for the last three years, and she will never be mine ;-;

[Feynman]

Same here. I've liked the same girl for the last three years, and she will never be mine ;-;

Same here. ;-;

[ncba93ivyase]

How did you see her naked?

i think i told the story a couple of times

She invited me to her birthday party and took me up to her room to see her change her clothes. A few weeks after the party, she was on some monkey bars above me during recess and wearing nothing under her shorts, allowing me to see her giblets again.

but i believe she's since died, which is sad because she was a lovely white lass

[Friendly Hostile]

I had a crush on one of my best friends for a while around 5th grade~6th grade, but quickly realized it was silly and would never amount to anything, and thus moved on.

[Nyerp]

i think i told the story a couple of times

She invited me to her birthday party and took me up to her room to see her change her clothes. A few weeks after the party, she was on some monkey bars above me during recess and wearing nothing under her shorts, allowing me to see her giblets again.

but i believe she's since died, which is sad because she was a lovely white lass

she sounds like a dead slut

[Garahe]

I believe it was a girl named Megan, and I started to like her about... Last year?

Damn, I'm like... So fucking slow when it comes to liking people.

Oh wait, no there was an earlier one. About grade five. Like Friendly Hostile I realised it was stupid and I gave up on it too. Haven't seriously cared for many people since.

[Friendly Hostile]

Like Friendly Hostile I realised it was stupid and I gave up on it too. Haven't seriously cared for many people since.

I have a feeling they weren't for the same reasons though.

[Garahe]

I have a feeling they weren't for the same reasons though.

Probably not, no.

[Meyer Lansky]

Mara Lopez, from Kindergarten until the middle of 2nd grade.  I just stopped caring after that.

Oddly enough, my current girlfriend's name is Amara. 

[LCK]

My first crush, I believe was in first grade. Her name was Tasia.
I never really had any problem talking to her, but I thought if I told her I like her she would think I was "icky".
Oh well.
I'm good friends with her to this day, but nothing more.