Your first crush

[Thyme]

My only male teacher was old and fat.

If I had been less shy about public speaking, I would have tried to become a teacher.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

If I had been less shy about public speaking, I would have tried to become a teacher.

Last year I was thinking about it, but I'm not sure I could.

[YPrrrr]

How can people live this long without one crush?

I'm sure everyone's had a crush on a teacher before.

Nope

[Samus Aran]

I'm sure everyone's had a crush on a teacher before.

Not me.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

you're all weird

[bluaki]

How can people live this long without one crush?

Uh, I just do.

[Thyme]

you're all weird

In before YPR has only ever had old nuns as teachers.

[Cookie]

Just some random chick named Grace in like 2nd grade. I honestly don't remember her at all.

[FAMY2]

A boy named Huey in kindergarten. He was the wild child in the bunch.

[Travis]

Some slut in sixth grade who lived and still does live by me. I thought she was awesome because she had breasts.

[Feynman]

I really can't remember ever liking a girl so much that I would remember her name for so long.

But I do remember having a huge crush on my teacher in sixth grade. That was the first time I ever fantasized about sex.

[Hermione Granger]

ashley

i never talked to her

oh yeah and it was in 1st grade

[ME##]

Speaking of crushes on older women, I've had crushes on several of my female teachers.

that reminded me of the kid that sat at the same table as me in biology last year, he asked me like five times if i thought she [the teacher] was hot.

[Thyme]

that reminded me of the kid that sat at the same table as me in biology last year, he asked me like five times if i thought she [the teacher] was hot.

I'm usually more subtle than that.

[Classic]

I'm usually more subtle than that.

"Psssst...Classic. What bra size do you think she wears?  "

"GOD DAMMIT THYMEY I'M TRYING TO FINISH THIS REPORT.  "