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Title: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on May 15, 2008, 07:50:56 PM
K well my friend Amber, she's getting a divorce.
She's also a hott mom.
She's like 22 and totally likes me.
Cept I've got a girlfriend.

WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO.
I WANT TO GO GET SOME MOMMY PUSSY BUT IDK  >.<
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Daddy on May 15, 2008, 07:51:49 PM
Your friend is getting divorced?

Are you asking to fuck her or her mom?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on May 15, 2008, 07:52:42 PM
The friend is a hott mom.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 15, 2008, 07:53:49 PM
It's easy to sleep with older women (moms) and get away with it. She can't obviously expect a relationship with you so she wont mind the occasional hush fucking. What your girlfriend does not know can't hurt her, if there is a moral issue, get the fuck out.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Daddy on May 15, 2008, 07:55:28 PM
Quote from: Rustoneal on May 15, 2008, 07:52:42 PM
The friend is a hott mom.
Oh.  baddood;

uhm, with your girlfriend and everything i wouldn't do it regardless but that's just me, i dunno.


Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Classic on May 15, 2008, 07:56:30 PM
Good fucking God. It's like Sex is a complimentary handout to you people.


Try: Modesty?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 15, 2008, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 07:55:28 PM
uhm, with your girlfriend and everything i wouldn't do it regardless but that's just me, i dunno.


JMV giving advice on relationships and girls? Hahah... wait... haha.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Skylark on May 15, 2008, 07:57:04 PM
I don't think you should cheat on your girlfriend.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: YPrrrr on May 15, 2008, 07:57:56 PM
Quote from: Classic et al. on May 15, 2008, 07:56:30 PM
Good fucking God. It's like Sex is a complimentary handout to you people.


Try: Modesty?
Way to contradict yourself
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 15, 2008, 07:58:09 PM
Since you already have a pretty fine woman, I wouldn't do it.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Classic on May 15, 2008, 07:58:49 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 15, 2008, 07:57:56 PM
Way to contradict yourself

In what ways, dear?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 15, 2008, 07:59:22 PM
Uh, you could just try...not wanting mom pussy so bad? Honestly, are you that starved for sex? Have some self-control. Goddamn. Find a better reason for messing up your relationship than your dick.

doodthing;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 15, 2008, 07:59:37 PM
I feel like  I'm in the twilight zone with all these pubescent laden comments.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Wrench on May 15, 2008, 08:00:40 PM
Stay with your girlfriend. You don't want to deal with a child.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Classic on May 15, 2008, 08:01:16 PM
Quote from: Major Wrench on May 15, 2008, 08:00:40 PM
Stay with your girlfriend. You don't want to deal with a child.

Either way, I'm sure he'll have some chick knocked up.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 15, 2008, 08:02:28 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 07:59:37 PM
I feel like  I'm in the twilight zone with all these pubescent laden comments.


And only thinking with your cock is mature...how? doodthing;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: YPrrrr on May 15, 2008, 08:02:51 PM
Quote from: Classic et al. on May 15, 2008, 07:58:49 PM
In what ways, dear?
Considering you want people to "dazzle" you...
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Skylark on May 15, 2008, 08:02:58 PM
I don't think the way you guys talk about women is very nice.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Classic on May 15, 2008, 08:03:33 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 15, 2008, 08:02:51 PM
Considering you want people to "dazzle" you...

Sexually, no.

I wanted to be dazzled with the best a person can be.


YOU TOOK IT OUT OF CONTEXT.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Snorkel on May 15, 2008, 08:03:55 PM
If it was me, I wouldn't do it just because of my moral situation... it happens that being completely honest/loyal/trustworthy to/of people I'm close to is pretty much the only set-in-stone moral I have, that I would never go against. You might be different, though.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 15, 2008, 08:04:20 PM
Quote from: skylark-e on May 15, 2008, 08:02:58 PM
I don't think the way you guys talk about women is very nice.



So far Socks is the only one who's really said anything mean about women in this thread, but okay.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 15, 2008, 08:05:58 PM
Umm... having a no attachment "fuck buddy" that no one knows about is not a major issue. It does nor ruin relationships nor place any pressure on you, it's just something that you do. Like I said, besides pathetic moral issues there is no reason not to give mommy a vaginal massage.

Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 08:02:28 PM
And only thinking with your cock is mature...how?


Says who? He's 18-19, there is no reason to not exercise in a healthy and promiscuous sex life, while maintaining a steady relationship.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: YPrrrr on May 15, 2008, 08:06:35 PM
Quote from: Classic et al. on May 15, 2008, 08:03:33 PM
Sexually, no.

I wanted to be dazzled with the best a person can be.


YOU TOOK IT OUT OF CONTEXT.
Your bitterness towards everyone here is out of context as well
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: FAMY2 on May 15, 2008, 08:06:54 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 07:53:49 PM
It's easy to sleep with older women (moms) and get away with it. She can't obviously expect a relationship with you so she wont mind the occasional hush fucking. What your girlfriend does not know can't hurt her, if there is a moral issue, get the fuck out.


That advice sucks. Never take advantage of a women under those circumstances.  baddood;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Classic on May 15, 2008, 08:07:18 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 15, 2008, 08:06:35 PM
Your bitterness towards everyone here is out of context as well

How so?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on May 15, 2008, 08:08:02 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 07:59:22 PM
Uh, you could just try...not wanting mom pussy so bad? Honestly, are you that starved for sex? Have some self-control. Goddamn. Find a better reason for messing up your relationship than your dick.

doodthing;
I get plenty of pussy dude.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 15, 2008, 08:08:07 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 08:02:28 PM
And only thinking with your cock is mature...how? doodthing;
yeah well you like anime faggot
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Classic on May 15, 2008, 08:08:37 PM
GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE JUST CAN'T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: YPrrrr on May 15, 2008, 08:08:47 PM
Quote from: Classic et al. on May 15, 2008, 08:07:18 PM
How so?
Because you have no reason to act this way when none of us are to blame for whatever circumstances are affecting your life
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 15, 2008, 08:09:21 PM
Quote from: Clair on May 15, 2008, 08:06:54 PM
That advice sucks. Never take advantage of a women under those circumstances.


She apparently likes him, romantically, like I said, there is no reason not to take a little liberty with one's sex life. He has a girlfriend, ok, not that big a deal, girlfriends come and go.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Classic on May 15, 2008, 08:10:48 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:09:21 PM
She apparently likes him, romantically, like I said, there is no reason not to take a little liberty with one's sex life. He has a girlfriend, ok, not that big a deal, girlfriends come and go.

So girlfriends are like tissues to you.
Once you wipe yourself, on to the next?

Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 15, 2008, 08:11:02 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:09:21 PM
She apparently likes him, romantically, like I said, there is no reason not to take a little liberty with one's sex life. He has a girlfriend, ok, not that big a deal, girlfriends come and go.
You're a gaping asshole.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 15, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:05:58 PM
Umm... having a no attachment "fuck buddy" that no one knows about is not a major issue. It does nor ruin relationships nor place any pressure on you, it's just something that you do. Like I said, besides pathetic moral issues there is no reason not to give mommy a vaginal massage.

Says who? He's 18-19, there is no reason to not exercise in a healthy and promiscuous sex life, while maintaining a steady relationship.



How is having a good morality "pathetic?" Besides, if she finds out about his fuck buddy, he's only going to get an earache from her, and I know he doesn't want that.

But if he doesn't have that particular moral issue, then whatever. I'm just saying I wouldn't do it because I'm not the kind of asshole that just cheats on his woman. I'm just not like that. I don't think of girlfriends as a "come and go" thing because I don't take chances like that.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: FAMY2 on May 15, 2008, 08:13:23 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:09:21 PM
She apparently likes him, romantically, like I said, there is no reason not to take a little liberty with one's sex life. He has a girlfriend, ok, not that big a deal, girlfriends come and go.


I am talking about the friend. Divorce isn't easy.  He shouldn't take advantage of that.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Snorkel on May 15, 2008, 08:15:26 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
How is having a good morality "pathetic?" Besides, if she finds out about his fuck buddy, he's only going to get an earache from her, and I know he doesn't want that.

But if he doesn't have that particular moral issue, then whatever. I'm just saying I wouldn't do it because I'm not the kind of asshole that just cheats on his woman. I'm just not like that. I don't think of girlfriends as a "come and go" thing because I don't take chances like that.


I'd agree with this.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Daddy on May 15, 2008, 08:16:00 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:09:21 PM
He has a girlfriend, ok, not that big a deal, girlfriends come and go.
It really perplexes me how people like you and Rustoneal think it's actually okay to treat your girlfriend like that and still have no problem attracting females, yet I do the opposite and can't do it at all. psyduck;

Are you guys good at covering that shit up, do girls actually like that, or are you guys just picking girls as horrible as the decisions you guys make concerning them?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Classic on May 15, 2008, 08:16:20 PM
Socks, have you considered the feelings of your "fuck buddies"?

I certainly hope you don't force them into it. It can't be all good looks.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 15, 2008, 08:17:51 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 08:16:00 PM
It really perplexes me how people like you and Rustoneal think it's actually okay to treat your girlfriend like that and still have no problem attracting females, yet I do the opposite and can't do it at all. psyduck;

Are you guys good at covering that shit up, do girls actually like that, or are you guys just picking girls as horrible as the decisions you guys make concerning them?
I wonder the same thing.

that blond kid I posted pictures of get's wayyyyy more ass then I do...generally treat there women like shit as do all my friends...but when I try to show a girl compassion... I'm a "creeper".
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: FAMY2 on May 15, 2008, 08:18:14 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 08:16:00 PM
It really perplexes me how people like you and Rustoneal think it's actually okay to treat your girlfriend like that and still have no problem attracting females, yet I do the opposite and can't do it at all. psyduck;

Are you guys good at covering that shit up, do girls actually like that, or are you guys just picking girls as horrible as the decisions you guys make concerning them?

I'd take you over those two any day. You would be someone to trust and love. Not someone who walks all over people for their own pleasure.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Classic on May 15, 2008, 08:18:28 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 08:16:00 PM
It really perplexes me how people like you and Rustoneal think it's actually okay to treat your girlfriend like that and still have no problem attracting females, yet I do the opposite and can't do it at all. psyduck;

Are you guys good at covering that shit up, do girls actually like that, or are you guys just picking girls as horrible as the decisions you guys make concerning them?

You also have to consider the company they're with James.
I'm sure the people they sleep with are a bunch of nasty hookers with some sort of vaginal disease.

Most girls like modesty.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 15, 2008, 08:19:15 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
How is having a good morality "pathetic?"


What does "goof morality" over everything accomplish? A pointless feel-good sensation? I'm not saying be an asshole, but damn, live and enjoy life, for yourself, form time to time.

Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
Besides, if she finds out about his fuck buddy...


If.

Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
I don't think of girlfriends as a "come and go" thing because I don't take chances like that.


There have been many a wise men before me who have rightly told me that getting hung up one one girl early on is foolish, diversify, explore and get some variety. It's a big world, and there are a shit load of females.

Quote from: Clair on May 15, 2008, 08:13:23 PM
I am talking about the friend. Divorce isn't easy.  He shouldn't take advantage of that.


She apparently romantically likes him.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 15, 2008, 08:21:20 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:19:15 PM
What does "goof morality" over everything accomplish? A pointless feel-good sensation? I'm not saying be an asshole, but damn, live and enjoy life, for yourself, form time to time.

If.

There have been many a wise men before me who have rightly told me that getting hung up one one girl early on is foolish, diversify, explore and get some variety. It's a big world, and there are a shit load of females.

She apparently romantically likes him.
lolwut
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: FAMY2 on May 15, 2008, 08:21:53 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:19:15 PM


She apparently romantically likes him.


So that makes it OK? Women are not disposable commodities.   baddood;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 15, 2008, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:19:15 PM
What does "goof morality" over everything accomplish? A pointless feel-good sensation? I'm not saying be an asshole, but damn, live and enjoy life, for yourself, form time to time.


(http://www.superstickershop.com/catalog/images/goofy-04.gif)

If you need to cheat on a girl to enjoy life, you've got one shitty life.

Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:19:15 PM
There have been many a wise men before me who have rightly told me that getting hung up one one girl early on is foolish, diversify, explore and get some variety. It's a big world, and there are a shit load of females.


Well no, I'm not saying he should get hung up on her. If he really feels that he needs another woman to get his pussy from, he obviously doesn't like his girlfriend too much, so he might as well just break up with her and at least spare her the possibility of her seeing her boyfriend cheated on her.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Classic on May 15, 2008, 08:23:05 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 15, 2008, 08:21:20 PM
lolwut

He's simply saying as long as he can hide his fuck buddies and go on to the next, he'll be fine.
As far as morality and modesty, he doesn't care. He thinks it's pointless.

Quote from: Clair on May 15, 2008, 08:21:53 PM
So that makes it OK? Women are not disposable commodities.   baddood;

To people like them it is, honey.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 15, 2008, 08:24:32 PM
Also JMV I've tried being an asshole to get more women it doesn't work
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Daddy on May 15, 2008, 08:25:02 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 15, 2008, 08:24:32 PM
Also JMV I've tried being an asshole to get more women it doesn't work
You're just annoying.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 15, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 08:16:00 PM
It really perplexes me how people like you and Rustoneal think it's actually okay to treat your girlfriend like that and still have no problem attracting females, yet I do the opposite and can't do it at all.


I treat all my girls very well, I just don't think they're the end all be all, I always keep my options open, and if something better comes my way, I'm going for it. There is no point to being all clingy and dumb over one chick this early in life, sure there is a time and place to mature and settle etc... But it's not now. Also, I'm confident, know what to say, what to do, and I know what I'm doing when it comes down to it, that tends to appeal to the ladies; and they too are not the clingy emotional type. If they were I'd avoid them like a bad rash, I don't find a girl thats obsessed with me appealing, it only hampers my lifestyle.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 15, 2008, 08:27:11 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 08:25:02 PM
You're just annoying.
Why because I care what people think about me


it's only because i'm insulted on a regular basis

Wait why the fuck am I explaining anything to a dumbshit like you
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: FAMY2 on May 15, 2008, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
I treat all my girls very well, I just don't think they're the end all be all, I always keep my options open, and if something better comes my way, I'm going for it. There is no point to being all clingy and dumb over one chick this early in life, sure there is a time and place to mature and settle etc... But it's not now. Also, I'm confident, know what to say, what to do, and I know what I'm doing when it comes down to it, that tends to appeal to the ladies; and they too are not the clingy emotional type. If they were I'd avoid them like a bad rash, I don't find a girl thats obsessed with me appealing, it only hampers my lifestyle.


Someday someone will treat you like that. Someone you decide is worth your undivided attention.   baddood;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Daddy on May 15, 2008, 08:29:02 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
I treat all my girls very well
Having sex with other women just because you can ≠ treating them well.
Quotewords;

tl;dr;dc
QuoteI don't find a girl thats obsessed with me appealing, it only hampers my lifestyle.
Syphilis also hampers one's lifestyle
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 15, 2008, 08:27:11 PM
Why because I care what people think about me


it's only because i'm insulted on a regular basis

Wait why the fuck am I explaining anything to a dumbshit like you

I'm sure it has something to do with you walking around grabbing chicks' asses.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 15, 2008, 08:30:12 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 15, 2008, 08:24:32 PM
Also JMV I've tried being an asshole to get more women it doesn't work


People like you are idiots, it's not about being an asshole or retarded. It's about being confident and knowing what you're doing, if that comes off as an "asshole" to people afraid to look females in the eye, so be it. Trust me, in a serious long terms relationship no girl would choose someone who is so passive, unsure, inexperienced and self conscious as to think they must constantly fawn over a girl for fear of her leaving. Unless said girl like guys like that so she can manipulate them and or use them for her own benefit/amusement.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 15, 2008, 08:31:11 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 08:29:02 PM
I'm sure it has something to do with you walking around grabbing chicks' asses.

Yup you're right it has to be that even though every other fucking ladies man in my grade does it yeah you couldn't be more right

you don't know me asswipe, don't talk like you do.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: FAMY2 on May 15, 2008, 08:32:21 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:30:12 PM
People like you are idiots, it's not about being an asshole or retarded. It's about being confident and knowing what you're doing, if that comes off as an "asshole" to people afraid to look females in the eye, so be it. Trust me, in a serious long terms relationship no girl would choose someone who is so passive, unsure, inexperienced and self conscious as to think they must constantly fawn over a girl for fear of her leaving. Unless said girl like guys like that so she can manipulate them and or use them for her own benefit/amusement.


You are so wrong.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 15, 2008, 08:35:32 PM
Quote from: Clair on May 15, 2008, 08:27:43 PM
Someday someone will treat you like that. Someone you decide is worth your undivided attention.


Maybe, maybe not, such is life, I can tell you one thing though, I won't spend one iota of my effort on said person anymore. Now this is different, in my view, since I'm likely not to think that of a female unless I'm in an older more mature and serious relationship, i.e. living together, fiance, wife etc... not a common girlfriend.

Quote from: Clair on May 15, 2008, 08:32:21 PM
You are so wrong.


No I'm not, you just can't bring yourself to agree with me. This is more then internet chest beating, it's evolution and primal thoughts at work, simple as that. Granted once in a while you'll have someone go against nature.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Daddy on May 15, 2008, 08:37:22 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:35:32 PM
No I'm not, you just can't bring yourself to agree with me. This is more then internet chest beating, it's evolution and primal thoughts at work, simple as that. Granted once in a while you'll have someone go against nature.
Clearly Socks knows what a female wants more than what an actual female does.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 15, 2008, 08:37:35 PM
wow jmv you're right i am the only guy in my grade who's grabbed girls asses nevermind point invalid lol
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: FAMY2 on May 15, 2008, 08:39:12 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 08:37:22 PM
Clearly Socks knows what a female wants more than what an actual female does.


I was going to say that.   caterpie;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 15, 2008, 08:40:37 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 08:29:02 PM
Having sex with other women just because you can ≠ treating them well.


Not really, they're still treated very well, and it's not like I actively look out to try and fuck as many girls as I can just because I can. Believe it or not, I am very selective and I'm simply saying if an opportunity I think worth taking corsses my path I'm not going to ignore it.

Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 08:29:02 PM
Syphilis also hampers one's lifestylep


Eh, I'm clean, and there is such a thing as a healthy and safe sexual lifestyle. Nothing you do in this world is free of risks, so go live in a bubble if you wish.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 15, 2008, 08:41:57 PM
i'm less of a man for only having a sex life with one girl
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Daddy on May 15, 2008, 08:43:02 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 08:40:37 PM
Eh, I'm clean, and there is such a thing as a healthy and safe sexual lifestyle. Nothing you do in this world is free of risks, so go live in a bubble if you wish.
how about, say, minimizing sex partners that one has at any given time? meaty cocks
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 15, 2008, 08:43:28 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 08:37:22 PM
Clearly Socks knows what a female wants more than what an actual female does.


Clearly Socks has no problem with females and knows pretty well what they want. One woman's view matters little to me, first hand accounts and past experience speaks louder.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: FAMY2 on May 15, 2008, 08:44:34 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 08:41:57 PM
i'm less of a man for only having a sex life with one girl


Are you gay or something?  O_0 

LOL at Rusty for starting this and not commenting. 
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 15, 2008, 08:44:49 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 08:43:02 PM
how about, say, minimizing sex partners that one has at any given time?


Do you even know how many people I've slept with? You don't think I care about being healthy and not having a disease?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 15, 2008, 08:48:48 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 08:41:57 PM
i'm less of a man for only having a sex life with one girl
but chelsey is a whole lotta woman so it's alllll goodddd
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on May 15, 2008, 08:49:41 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 15, 2008, 08:16:00 PM
It really perplexes me how people like you and Rustoneal think it's actually okay to treat your girlfriend like that and still have no problem attracting females, yet I do the opposite and can't do it at all. psyduck;

Are you guys good at covering that shit up, do girls actually like that, or are you guys just picking girls as horrible as the decisions you guys make concerning them?
I'm pretty good at covering up shit
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 15, 2008, 08:49:54 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 15, 2008, 08:48:48 PM
but chelsey is a whole lotta woman so it's alllll goodddd


i'm not sure which meaning of "whole lotta woman" you meant

i'm going to assume it's a compliment rather than calling her fat

also why does everyone keep calling her chelsey instead of chelsea
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 15, 2008, 08:52:59 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 08:49:54 PM
i'm not sure which meaning of "whole lotta woman" you meant

i'm going to assume it's a compliment rather than calling her fat

also why does everyone keep calling her chelsey instead of chelsea
it mean's she's so bodacious that her bodaciousness levels are typically only found in multiple women

also i don't know why it may because your a weaboo

also racer x was speed racers brother who originally ran away during childhood
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on May 15, 2008, 08:54:57 PM
did sum1 just say weeaboo?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 15, 2008, 08:57:47 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 15, 2008, 08:52:59 PM
it mean's she's so bodacious that her bodaciousness levels are typically only found in multiple women

also i don't know why it may because your a weaboo


oh cool

and yes i admit to my weeabooness

except for the whole "i wanna live in japan" thing because no way in hell would i ever move there
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 15, 2008, 08:58:57 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 08:57:47 PM
oh cool

and yes i admit to my weeabooness

except for the whole "i wanna live in japan" thing because no way in hell would i ever move there


kaz

how did you meet such a lovely lady?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Tomboh on May 15, 2008, 09:44:52 PM
pix of both in order to form an accurate and helpful answer
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on May 15, 2008, 09:47:57 PM
k lemme find pic of hot mommy.
Mind you, pics from her myspace are old, but the picture in my avatar is my girlfriend as of like last september.
but she is still just as hot
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 15, 2008, 09:51:38 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 15, 2008, 08:58:57 PM
kaz

how did you meet such a lovely lady?


school
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: V on May 16, 2008, 09:34:34 AM
If she throws it at you, sure, but I wouldn't go crazy over trying to get it.

Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 16, 2008, 08:33:02 PM
Quote from: Jules on May 16, 2008, 09:34:34 AM
If she throws it at you, sure, but I wouldn't go crazy over trying to get it.


Did you see what I had to go through nigga? I needed some backup with these young ones.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: V on May 16, 2008, 08:36:57 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 16, 2008, 08:33:02 PM
Did you see what I had to go through nigga? I needed some backup with these young ones.

You handled it for the most part.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 16, 2008, 08:37:36 PM
Quote from: Jules on May 16, 2008, 08:36:57 PM
You handled it for the most part.


We should have fucking shot guns.  baddood;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Sam on May 16, 2008, 08:39:59 PM
uhm

rusty loves his girlfriend

i'll think rusty is a jackass and hate him forever if he cheats on his girlfriend.

but that's just me.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Houdini on May 16, 2008, 11:21:12 PM
Become homosexual.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: The artist formally known on May 17, 2008, 03:47:47 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 07:59:22 PM
Uh, you could just try...not wanting mom pussy so bad? Honestly, are you that starved for sex? Have some self-control. Goddamn. Find a better reason for messing up your relationship than your dick.

doodthing;
he will never receive this chance ever agian

did you know that all men, whether they knew it or not at the time, have had one sex offering from a mom at one point in their life?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Tomboh on May 17, 2008, 09:27:57 AM
Quote from: Rustoneal on May 15, 2008, 09:47:57 PM
k lemme find pic of hot mommy.
Mind you, pics from her myspace are old, but the picture in my avatar is my girlfriend as of like last september.
but she is still just as hot
im waiting
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Sam on May 17, 2008, 09:30:04 AM
Quote from: reefer on May 17, 2008, 03:47:47 AM
he will never receive this chance ever agian

did you know that all men, whether they knew it or not at the time, have had one sex offering from a mom at one point in their life?
Why would anyone wanna have sex with a mom?

childbirth has made them all loose and yucky, is that what you get off on?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Feynman on May 17, 2008, 10:50:13 AM
Just play video games.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Daddy on May 17, 2008, 11:31:29 AM
Quote from: Mr. Caravan on May 17, 2008, 10:50:13 AM
Just play video games.
good job bassir
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Karel on May 17, 2008, 12:19:01 PM
Quote from: Vincent on May 15, 2008, 07:59:37 PM
I feel like  I'm in the twilight zone with all these pubescent laden comments.
Name: Socks. Occupation: General of the Army. Age: Just old enough to have a bountiful experience with women. Witness for a second the room in which he resides; a small box filled to the brim with dreamers and idealists who have no idea about the anatomy of the female. Children who believe they should live their lives as dry as possible with, in mind, what they learned from the falses and injustices of television.  And in just a moment General Socks will be overbeared by questions and comments, ones with which can even drive the most gentleman of men insane. A simple test of sound of mind will determine how he will escape from this crude and unknowing place, either through A.) The pull of a trigger pointed towards these people or B.) At himself.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Houdini on May 17, 2008, 12:30:04 PM
Quote from: reefer on May 17, 2008, 03:47:47 AM

did you know that all men, whether they knew it or not at the time, have had one sex offering from a mom at one point in their life?
Sounds like BS. Where did you hear that?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Sam on May 17, 2008, 12:31:19 PM
Quote from: sam on May 17, 2008, 12:30:04 PM
Sounds like BS. Where did you hear that?

jealous?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Houdini on May 17, 2008, 12:33:11 PM
Quote from: sam on May 17, 2008, 12:31:19 PM
jealous?
Jesus Christ, no.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: 36chambers on May 17, 2008, 12:51:49 PM
Quote from: sam on May 17, 2008, 12:30:04 PM
Sounds like BS. Where did you hear that?

Considering most me have kids and probably fuck the mother sometime after birth justifies reefer's statement  baddood;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Sam on May 17, 2008, 12:55:17 PM
Quote from: sam on May 17, 2008, 12:33:11 PM
Jesus Christ, no.

suuuuure?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Houdini on May 17, 2008, 01:01:25 PM
Quote from: sam on May 17, 2008, 12:55:17 PM
suuuuure?
Pretty sure. The vagina gets stretched to hell during childbirth, so afterwards it's probably loose as hell.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Sam on May 17, 2008, 01:03:57 PM
Quote from: sam on May 17, 2008, 01:01:25 PM
Pretty sure. The vagina gets stretched to hell during childbirth, so afterwards it's probably loose as hell.

Well, duh, but all these little chillens want some mommy pussy for some reason, so you must too.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Houdini on May 17, 2008, 01:07:37 PM
Quote from: sam on May 17, 2008, 01:03:57 PM
Well, duh, but all these little chillens want some mommy pussy for some reason, so you must too.
Chilluns aren't supposed to want mommy pussy. Your brain is supposed to be wired to find that revolting, since incest creates babies with six toes and spines growing out of their faces and whatnot.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: superclucky on May 17, 2008, 01:09:14 PM
Quote from: sam on May 17, 2008, 01:07:37 PM
Chilluns aren't supposed to want mommy pussy. Your brain is supposed to be wired to find that revolting, since incest creates babies with six toes and spines growing out of their faces and whatnot.
that only happens after some generations

jmv would know
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Daddy on May 17, 2008, 01:11:34 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 17, 2008, 01:09:14 PM
that only happens after some generations

jmv would know
i think this guywould know more
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00477/Josef_Fritzl_280_477364a.jpg)

Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Sam on May 17, 2008, 01:19:16 PM
Quote from: sam on May 17, 2008, 01:07:37 PM
Chilluns aren't supposed to want mommy pussy. Your brain is supposed to be wired to find that revolting, since incest creates babies with six toes and spines growing out of their faces and whatnot.

mm, spines for faces
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Houdini on May 17, 2008, 01:42:50 PM
Quote from: sam on May 17, 2008, 01:19:16 PM
mm, spines for faces
Hey, that's not such a bad idea. I could be the father of a new race.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Sam on May 17, 2008, 01:53:03 PM
Quote from: sam on May 17, 2008, 01:42:50 PM
Hey, that's not such a bad idea. I could be the father of a new race.

mhm, so get down to business.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: The artist formally known on May 17, 2008, 01:53:20 PM
Quote from: sam on May 17, 2008, 09:30:04 AM
Why would anyone wanna have sex with a mom?

childbirth has made them all loose and yucky, is that what you get off on?
It's the idea that she is a mother and very very off limits most of the time.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Sam on May 17, 2008, 01:54:13 PM
Quote from: reefer on May 17, 2008, 01:53:20 PM
It's the idea that she is a mother and very very off limits most of the time.

well I'm a virgin and underage

no one wants me ;_;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: superclucky on May 17, 2008, 02:48:58 PM
Quote from: reefer on May 17, 2008, 01:53:20 PM
It's the idea that she is a mother and very very off limits most of the time.
breaking social norms is very sexually gratifying y/n
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Sam on May 17, 2008, 03:01:01 PM
Quote from: Sonic the Hedgehog on May 17, 2008, 02:35:28 PM
Why are you asking a forum made of teens?

...because he is a teen
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 17, 2008, 03:03:55 PM
Quote from: Sonic the Hedgehog on May 17, 2008, 03:02:41 PM
Isnââ,¬Ëœt he over 18?
It can't be that hard to read a profile dumbshit.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: bluaki on May 17, 2008, 03:19:07 PM
Wow, half of you seem to not even really care about relationships as anything other than something you mess with, get sex from, and then toss aside for another relationship.
Quote from: Kaz on May 15, 2008, 08:41:57 PM
i'm less of a man for only having a sex life with one girl
Yeah, that practically sums up this thread. Also, good for you for not being an uncaring moron like some others in this thread thumbup;

The only decent reason I'd say it is worth having sex with more than one person is for bisexuals whose current lover is fine with them having sex with someone of the other gender.

I agree with ME86 when he said in an IM:
(18:08:38) ME86: WHY DOES SUCKS, I MEAN SOCKS, TREAT WOMEN LIKE CHEAP TOYS THAT PARENTS PURCHASE THEIR KIDS TO SHUT THEM UP AT THE STORE?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 17, 2008, 03:21:44 PM
Quote from: bluaki on May 17, 2008, 03:19:07 PM


The only decent reason I'd say it is worth having sex with more than one person is for bisexuals whose current lover is fine with them having sex with someone of the other gender.

...
doodthing;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 17, 2008, 03:23:42 PM
Quote from: bluaki on May 17, 2008, 03:19:07 PM
The only decent reason I'd say it is worth having sex with more than one person is for bisexuals whose current lover is fine with them having sex with someone of the other gender.


Whoa, hold on, you think sex is only okay with someone you absolutely know for sure you're going to be with for the rest of your life? The real world almost never works like that. Most of us are going to end up having sex with numerous people not really knowing who is "the one" until it happens.

I see no problem having sex with plenty of people...because most people end up doing that going through many relationships anyway. However, I don't see it as a good thing to be a cynic and say "oh i'll just throw this one away for more sex with someone else because none of this really matters anyway."
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: bluaki on May 17, 2008, 03:24:05 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 17, 2008, 03:21:44 PM
...
doodthing;
By "more than one person" I mean at near the same time.
I don't mean that if somebody breaks up with you, you shouldn't ever have sex with anybody else.

Just that you shouldn't simply throw away one relationship for the next.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 17, 2008, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: bluaki on May 17, 2008, 03:24:05 PM
By "more than one person" I mean at near the same time.
I don't mean that if somebody breaks up with you, you shouldn't ever have sex with anybody else.


You probably should've specified that before, then.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 17, 2008, 11:05:24 PM
Quote from: bluaki on May 17, 2008, 03:19:07 PM
I agree with ME86 when he said in an IM:
(18:08:38) ME86: WHY DOES SUCKS, I MEAN SOCKS, TREAT WOMEN LIKE CHEAP TOYS THAT PARENTS PURCHASE THEIR KIDS TO SHUT THEM UP AT THE STORE?


That is not how I view women.

I clearly view women as mass produced expensive toys that parents buy their kids to shut them up only to infect them with lead poisoning unless said toy is thrown out and a superior toy is purchased. Until one day you grow tired of toys all together and decide to invest in something more meaningful, a car. Which you ride for the rest of your life until the wheel fall off it.  baddood;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Sam on May 18, 2008, 08:00:44 AM
Quote from: Vincent on May 17, 2008, 11:05:24 PM
That is not how I view women.

I clearly view women as mass produced expensive toys that parents buy their kids to shut them up only to infect them with lead poisoning unless said toy is thrown out and a superior toy is purchased. Until one day you grow tired of toys all together and decide to invest in something more meaningful, a car. Which you ride for the rest of your life until the wheel fall off it.  baddood;

sounds more like a unicycle to me.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 18, 2008, 08:02:20 AM
Quote from: sam on May 18, 2008, 08:00:44 AM
sounds more like a unicycle to me.


Why would I be interested in a female with one leg?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Sam on May 18, 2008, 08:02:54 AM
Quote from: Vincent on May 18, 2008, 08:02:20 AM
Why would I be interested in a female with one leg?

same reason you'd be interested in a car with only one wheel, I suppose.

I dunno, it's your fetish, not mine.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 18, 2008, 06:42:15 PM
Quote from: sam on May 18, 2008, 08:02:54 AM
same reason you'd be interested in a car with only one wheel, I suppose.


Which would be nonexistent, if I can't ride it (her) then I'm not interested in it.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Ezloﺕ on May 18, 2008, 06:48:32 PM
i was reading up to the third page until i decided i couldn't go on
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: NOA_Haunted on May 18, 2008, 06:51:57 PM
Who is hotter?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Sam on May 19, 2008, 01:34:45 PM
Quote from: John on May 18, 2008, 06:42:15 PM
Which would be nonexistent, if I can't ride it (her) then I'm not interested in it.

Nevermind, I was jst making fun of you're typo, bt now that youve dragged it out, this isn't funny anymore,  baddood;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Karel on May 20, 2008, 01:36:52 PM
I like my women with four legs.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on May 20, 2008, 03:19:04 PM
Mmk.
Well guess which choice I made, guys?
:D
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 20, 2008, 03:19:42 PM
Quote from: Rustoneal on May 20, 2008, 03:19:04 PM
Mmk.
Well guess which choice I made, guys?
:D
powerofone;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: ME## on May 20, 2008, 03:20:43 PM
Quote from: Rustoneal on May 20, 2008, 03:19:04 PM
Mmk.
Well guess which choice I made, guys?
:D

The retarded one?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on May 20, 2008, 03:21:54 PM
No, I made the right one. >.<
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Commander Fuckass on May 20, 2008, 03:23:02 PM
Do I hear 3 some?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on May 20, 2008, 03:27:33 PM
Yes, sir. You do hear 3 sum
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Daddy on May 20, 2008, 03:41:46 PM
Quote from: Rustoneal on May 20, 2008, 03:27:33 PM
Yes, sir. You do hear 3 sum
You took "I Dislike Sock's" advice?
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on May 20, 2008, 03:45:18 PM
No I took mine.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: me003 on May 20, 2008, 11:13:27 PM
I don't even fucking believe you. baddood;
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Socks on May 20, 2008, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: MethreE on May 20, 2008, 11:13:27 PM
I don't even fucking believe you.


Same, even about the premise of this thread.
Title: Re: Fuck I need advice, and seriously.
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on May 21, 2008, 11:10:53 AM
Well k.
I stuck with my girlfriend because I'm a good guy. :]