Fuck I need advice, and seriously.

[Daddy]

Eh, I'm clean, and there is such a thing as a healthy and safe sexual lifestyle. Nothing you do in this world is free of risks, so go live in a bubble if you wish.

how about, say, minimizing sex partners that one has at any given time? meaty cocks

[Socks]

Clearly Socks knows what a female wants more than what an actual female does.

Clearly Socks has no problem with females and knows pretty well what they want. One woman's view matters little to me, first hand accounts and past experience speaks louder.

[FAMY2]

i'm less of a man for only having a sex life with one girl

Are you gay or something?   

LOL at Rusty for starting this and not commenting. 

[Socks]

how about, say, minimizing sex partners that one has at any given time?

Do you even know how many people I've slept with? You don't think I care about being healthy and not having a disease?

[Full Metal Ryder]

i'm less of a man for only having a sex life with one girl

but chelsey is a whole lotta woman so it's alllll goodddd

[Norwegian Lesbians]

It really perplexes me how people like you and Rustoneal think it's actually okay to treat your girlfriend like that and still have no problem attracting females, yet I do the opposite and can't do it at all.

Are you guys good at covering that shit up, do girls actually like that, or are you guys just picking girls as horrible as the decisions you guys make concerning them?

I'm pretty good at covering up shit

[Samus Aran]

but chelsey is a whole lotta woman so it's alllll goodddd

i'm not sure which meaning of "whole lotta woman" you meant

i'm going to assume it's a compliment rather than calling her fat

also why does everyone keep calling her chelsey instead of chelsea

[Full Metal Ryder]

i'm not sure which meaning of "whole lotta woman" you meant

i'm going to assume it's a compliment rather than calling her fat

also why does everyone keep calling her chelsey instead of chelsea

it mean's she's so bodacious that her bodaciousness levels are typically only found in multiple women

also i don't know why it may because your a weaboo

also racer x was speed racers brother who originally ran away during childhood

[Norwegian Lesbians]

did sum1 just say weeaboo?

[Samus Aran]

it mean's she's so bodacious that her bodaciousness levels are typically only found in multiple women

also i don't know why it may because your a weaboo

oh cool

and yes i admit to my weeabooness

except for the whole "i wanna live in japan" thing because no way in hell would i ever move there

[Full Metal Ryder]

oh cool

and yes i admit to my weeabooness

except for the whole "i wanna live in japan" thing because no way in hell would i ever move there

kaz

how did you meet such a lovely lady?

[Tomboh]

pix of both in order to form an accurate and helpful answer

[Norwegian Lesbians]

k lemme find pic of hot mommy.
Mind you, pics from her myspace are old, but the picture in my avatar is my girlfriend as of like last september.
but she is still just as hot

[Samus Aran]

kaz

how did you meet such a lovely lady?

school

[V]

If she throws it at you, sure, but I wouldn't go crazy over trying to get it.