Fuck I need advice, and seriously.

[Norwegian Lesbians]

K well my friend Amber, she's getting a divorce.
She's also a hott mom.
She's like 22 and totally likes me.
Cept I've got a girlfriend.

WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO.
I WANT TO GO GET SOME MOMMY PUSSY BUT IDK 

[Daddy]

Your friend is getting divorced?

Are you asking to fuck her or her mom?

[Norwegian Lesbians]

The friend is a hott mom.

[Socks]

It's easy to sleep with older women (moms) and get away with it. She can't obviously expect a relationship with you so she wont mind the occasional hush fucking. What your girlfriend does not know can't hurt her, if there is a moral issue, get the fuck out.

[Daddy]

The friend is a hott mom.

Oh. 

uhm, with your girlfriend and everything i wouldn't do it regardless but that's just me, i dunno.

[Classic]

Good fucking God. It's like Sex is a complimentary handout to you people.


Try: Modesty?

[Socks]

uhm, with your girlfriend and everything i wouldn't do it regardless but that's just me, i dunno.

JMV giving advice on relationships and girls? Hahah... wait... haha.

[Skylark]

I don't think you should cheat on your girlfriend.

[YPrrrr]

Good fucking God. It's like Sex is a complimentary handout to you people.


Try: Modesty?

Way to contradict yourself

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Since you already have a pretty fine woman, I wouldn't do it.

[Classic]

Way to contradict yourself

In what ways, dear?

[Samus Aran]

Uh, you could just try...not wanting mom pussy so bad? Honestly, are you that starved for sex? Have some self-control. Goddamn. Find a better reason for messing up your relationship than your dick.

[Socks]

I feel like  I'm in the twilight zone with all these pubescent laden comments.

[Wrench]

Stay with your girlfriend. You don't want to deal with a child.

[Classic]

Stay with your girlfriend. You don't want to deal with a child.

Either way, I'm sure he'll have some chick knocked up.