Fuck I need advice, and seriously.

[Socks]

If she throws it at you, sure, but I wouldn't go crazy over trying to get it.

Did you see what I had to go through nigga? I needed some backup with these young ones.

[V]

Did you see what I had to go through nigga? I needed some backup with these young ones.

You handled it for the most part.

[Socks]

You handled it for the most part.

We should have fucking shot guns. 

[Sam]

uhm

rusty loves his girlfriend

i'll think rusty is a jackass and hate him forever if he cheats on his girlfriend.

but that's just me.

[Houdini]

Become homosexual.

[The artist formally known]

Uh, you could just try...not wanting mom pussy so bad? Honestly, are you that starved for sex? Have some self-control. Goddamn. Find a better reason for messing up your relationship than your dick.

he will never receive this chance ever agian

did you know that all men, whether they knew it or not at the time, have had one sex offering from a mom at one point in their life?

[Tomboh]

k lemme find pic of hot mommy.
Mind you, pics from her myspace are old, but the picture in my avatar is my girlfriend as of like last september.
but she is still just as hot

im waiting

[Sam]

he will never receive this chance ever agian

did you know that all men, whether they knew it or not at the time, have had one sex offering from a mom at one point in their life?

Why would anyone wanna have sex with a mom?

childbirth has made them all loose and yucky, is that what you get off on?

[Feynman]

Just play video games.

[Daddy]

Just play video games.

good job bassir

[Karel]

I feel like  I'm in the twilight zone with all these pubescent laden comments.

Name: Socks. Occupation: General of the Army. Age: Just old enough to have a bountiful experience with women. Witness for a second the room in which he resides; a small box filled to the brim with dreamers and idealists who have no idea about the anatomy of the female. Children who believe they should live their lives as dry as possible with, in mind, what they learned from the falses and injustices of television.  And in just a moment General Socks will be overbeared by questions and comments, ones with which can even drive the most gentleman of men insane. A simple test of sound of mind will determine how he will escape from this crude and unknowing place, either through A.) The pull of a trigger pointed towards these people or B.) At himself.

[Houdini]

did you know that all men, whether they knew it or not at the time, have had one sex offering from a mom at one point in their life?

Sounds like BS. Where did you hear that?

[Sam]

Sounds like BS. Where did you hear that?

jealous?

[Houdini]

jealous?

Jesus Christ, no.

[36chambers]

Sounds like BS. Where did you hear that?

Considering most me have kids and probably fuck the mother sometime after birth justifies reefer's statement