Yes, Boyah Goes To Prison will still be produced but for right now, this gem of an idea I had that was never appreciated on Outsider shall be the new golden shit for Boyah. Now, for the finale of Boyah Gets Lost has to be said first.
The Prologue
"Ah, Mariofreak and The Oggmonster... How pleasant for you to join me." Mariofreak55 dropped to his knees and cried, "Oh, my God... Why did you do it... Andrew1911?" Ogg said, "How the hell are you still alive? We saw you die on a blunt spork." Andrew1911 laughed, "Ah, you fools... You don't even know what I did to you, do you? You're not real. Hell, I'm not real. We're just virtual personalities of our own real selves. I created this island so I could forever ban you from Boyah.
See, I wanted Boyah for myself. I know my hints were subtle but you still should've caught on." The Oggmonster screamed, "YOU MADE LAWLZ INTO A MONSTER AND HAD HIM KILL ALMOST EVERYONE FROM BOYAH!" Ogg jumped across the table and tried to choke Andrew1911. His hands went through. Andrew1911 scoffed, "Do you think I'm dumb enough to come to you in virtual person? Show me some dignity here, please. I'm currently in Nsider, celebrating my victory with my Outsider chums. We now have a new addition to the Outsider Empire. Bye-bye... Mwha, ha, ha!"
Mariofreak55 screamed, "DAMN YOU, ANDREW1911! WE'LL GET TO NSIDER AND KILL YOU!" Ogg said, "How are we going to do that?" MF smiled, "We're going to make Michael, Walt, Sawyer, and Jin proud... We're going to build a raft and head towards the edge of this site. Remember when 4chan raped us? We're going to get through that hole in our site. Let's head out to Nsider, Ogg."
They finished the raft and headed for the tear in the site. They finally made it to the tear and prepared to go to Nsider. Mariofreak said, "Let's jump together on 3... 2... 1... GO!" They both jumped and had made it to the virtual wasteland known as Nsider.
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lol
keke;
Good show old bean.
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on May 14, 2007, 07:20:46 PM
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lol
This is a quite complicated Boyah anthology. roman;
I'm looking forward to this one, sir. wub;
To make this easier for you all to understand, I will have Classictyler explain to you... THE BOYAH PRISON CLASSICTYLER.
Classictyler spoke, "Listen to me, you fucking fucks. See, everything in this anthology takes place in the internet and everyone is virtual. When you kill someone, they are banned... IP BANNED. If our two heroes are IP banned, they are dead basically as they cannot move to any other site at the moment. That's why Andrew1911 has to be banned here or he will never be stopped. Now, bend over."
Will I still be in this one? gonk;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 14, 2007, 07:25:00 PM
To make this easier for you all to understand, I will have Classictyler explain to you... THE BOYAH PRISON CLASSICTYLER.
Classictyler spoke, "Listen to me, you trucking fucks. See, everything in this anthology takes place in the internet and everyone is virtual. When you kill someone, they are banned... IP BANNED. If our two heroes are IP banned, they are dead basically as they cannot move to any other site at the moment. That's why Andrew1911 has to be banned here or he will never be stopped. Now, bend over."
Extra lives are NSider compatible proxies?
Or maybe going to your friends house?
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on May 14, 2007, 07:28:49 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 14, 2007, 07:25:00 PM
To make this easier for you all to understand, I will have Classictyler explain to you... THE BOYAH PRISON CLASSICTYLER.
Classictyler spoke, "Listen to me, you trucking fucks. See, everything in this anthology takes place in the internet and everyone is virtual. When you kill someone, they are banned... IP BANNED. If our two heroes are IP banned, they are dead basically as they cannot move to any other site at the moment. That's why Andrew1911 has to be banned here or he will never be stopped. Now, bend over."
Extra lives are NSider compatible proxies?
Or maybe going to your friends house?
MAYBE. I WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LATER AS IF I EXPLAIN IT NOW, AWESOME PLOT TWISTS WILL BE FOREVER RUINED
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 14, 2007, 07:25:00 PM
To make this easier for you all to understand, I will have Classictyler explain to you... THE BOYAH PRISON CLASSICTYLER.
Classictyler spoke, "Listen to me, you trucking fucks. See, everything in this anthology takes place in the internet and everyone is virtual. When you kill someone, they are banned... IP BANNED. If our two heroes are IP banned, they are dead basically as they cannot move to any other site at the moment. That's why Andrew1911 has to be banned here or he will never be stopped. Now, bend over."
Couldn't have said it better myself. y;
Chapter 1: The Boyah Cave (Boycave sounded like a pedophile board)
Buildings in disarray and various rapings were seen as they entered the worst ghetto in Nsider... Power On. They had to find the directionary guide to the only safe place they can hide at... The Cave. Mariofreak55 and The Oggmonster ran across the trampled street and heard the worst sound they could hear in a deserted road... "YIFF YIFF!" The furries were out. They looked behind them to see the entire Nintendo Kennel Board, massaging their cocks, watching Mariofreak.
Tails said, "Hm... The one who is a bit obtuse looks like an animal a bit...I say we rape him, gang... Just to show how much we love animals. Right, guys? YIFF YIFF!" The rest of the furries screamed, "YIFF YIFF!" They charged after Mariofreak55 and The Oggmonster. While running, MF screamed, "We've got to get the Cave!" Ogg yelled, "Who's we? They want to rape you, not me!" MF said, "Well... We're in this together! We get raped for Boyah!" Ogg ran even faster.
They finally foun the board directionary and headed to the direction of the Cave. The furries were still on their asses. As if God was there, the yiffs yiffs were becoming less frequent and less intense as they outran them. They finally found the Cave and a secret cave underneath the cave to hide in. They decided to create their camp there and plan Andrew1911's defeat.
PREVIEW FOR CHAPTER 2
COMING TO YOU IN A MANNER OF HOURS...
THE POSSIBILITY OF A FEW BOYAHOLICS SURVIVING...
AN OUTSIDER SPOTTING...
MORE YIFF YIFFING...
SOMEONE ADMIN ANDREW NOW
OH WAIT caterpie;
verah nice
Chapter 2: ?
Mariofreak55 was looking on the computer for any sign of a Boyah that survived. He had yet to find any. The Oggmonster hadn't had any happy pills for several days. He was beginning to show signs of becoming healthier and he worried that he might actually get over craving it every single minute. The Oggmonster screamed, "FIND ANYTHING YET?" Mariofreak55 scratched his crotch, "No, not yet... Wait... No, that's a jelly doughnut marking... WAIT... Oh my God... Silverhawk is alive... And he's made it through the tear, as well... But..."
Ogg smiled, "But what? He's alive! Let's go get him!" Mariofreak said, "He's in the Pokemon cave..." Ogg said, "Oh, dear sweet gentle Jesus, no... No... How are we going to get him out? The furries have claimed that as their new headquarters after the NKC board was destroyed." Mariofreak said, "Well, I won't know cause you're going. See ya!" Mariofreak hit the teleport button and Ogg was transported into a back alley of the Pokemon board.
Ogg cried as he heard grunting and various yiff yiffs in the chat. He had to get across the massive orgy in the middle of the street to find Silver but... Silver was in the massive orgy. Ogg had to get him out but how? Ogg also saw a familar face in the orgy... Could it be? Oh, God, it was that bastard Outsider, Slim Shady. It turns out he was a closet furry. Ogg had no choice. He used a trash can for anti-rape armor and screamed, "THIS IS BOYAH!" He charged into the massive orgy and knocked everything disarray. He found Silver on the floor with a pig mask on his face.
Ogg said, "Don't worry, Silver. We're leaving." Slim screamed, "Like the fuck you are! GET HIM, MY PETS!" Ogg ran carrying Silver on his shoulder with a giant trash can holding him down all the way back to the Boyah Cave without letting the furries see the HQ. Ogg had a brilliant idea while running for his life. He jumped out of the trash can and the trash can rolled backwards causing the furries to trip! The furries screamed, "YIFF YIFF!" They fell down and went back into a massive orgy once again. Boyah had won this battle... But could they win another one?
Win/10.
Isn't Zack sort of a furry? psyduck;
He's obsessed with Zangoose...
I'm a hero. flower;
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 14, 2007, 07:49:16 PM
Win/10.
Isn't Zack sort of a furry? psyduck;
He's obsessed with Zangoose...
Why let Zack have the glory of having a funny role?
Oh and you're AN hero, Ogg. wub;
Whyyy do you make this based off of Losttttt
PREVIEW FOR CHAPTER 3
MF BECOMES AN HERO
OGG FINDS SOMETHING DISTURBING
SILVER IS DEBRIEFED
NOA SHAUN IS ACTUALLY A GIANT GREEN DILDO
FILLER CHAPTER
Quote from: helter skelter on May 14, 2007, 07:52:22 PM
Whyyy do you make this based off of Losttttt
... This part isn't based on Lost at all. psyduck;
Oh and Lost is fucking awesome.
lol
o um hi
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 14, 2007, 07:53:22 PM
Quote from: helter skelter on May 14, 2007, 07:52:22 PM
Whyyy do you make this based off of Losttttt
... This part isn't based on Lost at all. psyduck;
Oh and Lost is fucking awesome.
I know it is, I've just noticed several lost references in your works.
Nice. *cough*
Quote from: Tri4se on May 14, 2007, 09:25:36 PM
Nice. *cough*
I know right
[spoiler]He totally wants in the fic[/spoiler]
Chapter 3: The Dastardly Dildo of Doom
Silver finally awoke and screamed, "NO! THAT DOESN'T BELONG IN THERE! NOOOOOOOO!" Silver saw his Boyah pals Mariofreak55 and The Oggmonster standing over him. Ogg said, "Don't worry, Silver. You're safe. The furries cannot find this place." Silver cried, "They did things to me, Ogg... In my anus... It was terrible." MF scoffed, "Who hasn't had something up their anus?" Silver and Ogg paused and stared at Mariofreak for several seconds. Silver interrupted the silence, "Well... What happened?" Ogg and Mariofreak inform Silver of the events that transpired through interpretative dance.
"So... We're not real but we are real?" Silver's brain exploded. Silver said, "Well... Let's go find Andrew1911, than!" Ogg said, "Stop. You need to rest. Well, so do I... So, Mariofreak has to go. See ya." Before Mariofreak could object to Ogg's "suggestion", Ogg pushed the transport button. Mariofreak was sent to the NOA HQ where they had heard info that NOA Shaun had some knowledge of where the traitorius traitor Andrew1911 was hiding. Mariofreak saw a giant green pickle walking down the street and knew it was Shaun. He waited in the alley for Shaun to enter his house.
Mariofreak crawled into the window and tried to sneak up on NOA Shaun. He waited for his moment but he heard a voice so he hid in the bathroom. It was the sound of a morbidly obese black woman. It was NOA Taylor. Taylor screamed, "YOU BRING MY FUCKING SEX TOYS, YOU DUMB FUCK?" Shaun screamed back, "NO, YOU FAT FUCK! THEY WERE ALL OUT OF XXXXXXX LARGE!" Taylor hollered, "FUCK YOU! I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER!" Mariofreak whimpered as he heard her shuffling and the sound of cellulite rubbing together. Mariofreak was in trouble.
He peeked from the curtains and noticed she was undressing. Mariofreak was frightningly aroused. Unfortunately for Mariofreak, his penis and her asshole were going to be close buddies very soon. She entered the shower and saw Mariofreak. She did not panic. In fact, she seemed horny... Uh-oh. Taylor said, "Hey, baby... You like the full figured chicks?" Mariofreak stuttered, "Uh... I'm just he-he-here to-to-to ta-ta-talk to Shaun to find wh-wh-where And-re-rew1911 is." Taylor said, "I know where he is and if you fuck me, I'll tell you where he is..." Mariofreak had to agree and a tastefully done anal sex scene was born.
Mariofreak left the shower, feeling dirtier than ever. Taylor said, "He's hiding out in Power On with his Outsider buddies." As Mariofreak exited the bathroom, Taylor slapped Mariofreak's ass. Shaun screamed, "WHO THE FUCK IS UP THERE?" Mariofreak shit himself. Shaun had his protective pickle clothing off and his true form was revealed... NOA Shaun is a giant green dildo. Shaun screamed, "I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP, BITCH!" Mariofreak had no chance against a giant green dildo and ran for the hills. He tried going through the bathroom but Taylor was in there, awaiting a second run. He turned back and dived over the railing to the street.
He ran for the directionary to get to The Boyah Cave and heard the terrible vibrating sound behind him. Luckily for Mariofreak, the furries were out. Tails said, "Look, my companions... That giant green dildo shall feel good against our anuses." Shaun screamed, "WAIT! I'M NOA SHAUN! STOP OR I BAN YOU! STO- Hey, what are you doing? OH, GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOO!" That was Mariofreak's cue and he finally made it back to the Boyah Cave. Ogg said, "Dude... What happened to you?" Mariofreak said, "I just had anal sex with a morbidly obese NOA Taylor, got chased by a giant dildo, and watched as Tails inserted NOA Shaun into his anus. You have to get outside for three times straight to make up for this one."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on May 14, 2007, 09:39:04 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Did you enjoy your role in this one? hur;
Awesome. awesome;
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FURRIES RAPED ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
gonk;
Silver, you are scarred for life. dawkins;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 15, 2007, 02:39:46 PM
Silver, you are scarred for life. dawkins;
AAAAAAAAAAAa
AAAAAAAAAAAA
FURRY AAAAAAAAA
Oh wait, that's my cat. sweat;
Chapter 4: Double Team
To make up for Mariofreak's disasterious mission to find Andrew1911's hideout, The Oggmonster had to go outside on three seperate missions. Ogg asked Silver to accompy him to Power On. Silver agreed to help him. Mariofreak said, "Alright, guys, it's 1:00 clock on the Eastern sea board so you have a hour to find Andrew1911 before the little kids rush in. If you don't make it back in time... Here's hoping your death will be quick and painless. Good luck." Mariofreak pushed the teleport button and they were teleported into Power On.
The streets were empty except for a few stragglers. They heard laughing and noticed a low key building with a light on. Ogg said, "Alright, Silver. I'm going to go up and spy on them. You stay here and keep look out. Remember to use the Cthulhu call when you find trouble." Silver nodded. Ogg entered through a back window and crept up the decrypt stairs slowly... He heard voices upstairs. "So, you raped that kid?" "Yeah, it was hard with no lube, though. Still felt good. Funny as hell." Ogg knew this must be where the Outsiders are and took out a camera.
He took pictures of the meeting and saw Obolisk, Kaki, Supermarioxx, and Captain Caps Lock inside discussing the rape of a small Nsider they found. Caps said, "I say we eat his carcass. Yay or nay?" Three yays emerged and the feast began. It was grotesque as Kaki immediatly tore the boy's penis off and began to eat it vigriously. Ogg couldn't help but laugh at the irony of this. Unfortunately for Ogg, Caps heard the laughter. Caps excused himself after eating a thigh. Obolisk shrugged, "More ass for me."
Ogg had to hide quickly. He noticed a curtain behind him and hide in it. Caps went down the stairs and walked towards the kitchen. Ogg found this opportunity too beautiful to miss. He slowly moved into the kitchen and grabbed a kitchen knife. He walked behind Caps and pulled a Sam Fischer. He held the knife to Caps's throat and said, "Where is Andrew1911?" Caps laughed, "That asshole? I'll give you directions if you want. He's in Outsider... Oh, wait, you can't get in there since you're stuck here, you stupid fucking Boyaholic!" Caps's screaming made the Outsiders upstairs realize they were under attack.
Ogg screamed, "FUCKBALLS!" He cut Caps's throat and jumped out the window from the second floor... Right onto Silver. Silver shouted, "YOU STUPID FUCK! YOU HURT ME!" Ogg apologized and felt his wrist hurt. He saw that his Mickey Mouse watch had cut into his arm. He looked at the time... It was 2:00. Ogg whispered, "Run." Silver said, "What?" Ogg screamed, "RUN!" Ogg began to ran for his life to the directionary board. Silver laughed, "What's going to happen?" Silver looked behind him to see thousands of rampaging little kids, logging into Power On... And they were headed for Silver.
Silver screamed, "FUCK!" One little kid shouted, "NO BAD LANGUAGE PLZ!1!11" As Silver began to run to the directionary board, the Outsiders finally emerged from the building. Luckily for Silver, they all ran into the streets and right into the rampaging little kids. Supermarioxx was the first to collapse and screamed as Jeremey110 stampeded over his throat, choking him to death. Kaki was felt up by every single little kid until she decided to kill herself using her long fingernail to slice her throat. Obolisk put up a fight, punching Sigger in the temple. But, alas, he could not fight off thousands of little kids. He eventually sank into the pile and died a slow and painful death.
Our heroes finally made it back to the Boyah Cave before they were crushed to death. Mariofreak said, "So, how did it go?" Ogg said, "Well, the only way we can get to Andrew1911 is to find someway to get to Outsider. Can we pull a Neo and infilirate an Outsider's body?" Mariofreak scoffed, "No. What are you, retarded? That's impossible to do."
I told you guys Ogg was retarded.
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on May 15, 2007, 03:32:54 PM
I told you guys Ogg was retarded.
Ogg hasn't had sex with a morbidly obese black chick so he wins.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 15, 2007, 04:47:59 PM
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on May 15, 2007, 03:32:54 PM
I told you guys Ogg was retarded.
Ogg hasn't had sex with a morbidly obese black chick so he wins.
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kratos;
NOTE: Mariofreak55 was killed in a freak accident. Taking over his role in the series is Patrick Stewart playing the role of Reaper. Reaper had faked his death and hid among the rotting corpses until he realized that he was safe. After Reaper was safe, he decided to make a raft to escape the island. Reaper luckily found the tear and entered Nsider. He was able to find the Boyah Cave and was debriefed.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 15, 2007, 05:01:18 PM
NOTE: Mariofreak55 was killed in a freak accident. Taking over his role in the series is Patrick Stewart playing the role of Reaper. Reaper had faked his death and hid among the rotting corpses until he realized that he was safe. After Reaper was safe, he decided to make a raft to escape the island. Reaper luckily found the tear and entered Nsider. He was able to find the Boyah Cave and was debriefed.
fuck doom;
One of those sentences was funny with censors on.
Silver shouted, "YOU STUPID Silverhawk! YOU HURT ME!" awesome;
Chapter 6: The Search For A Body
Reaper turned in his seat to face Silver and The Oggmonster. Reaper said, "Looks like I've found a way to avenge Mariofreak's death everyone." Silver and Ogg were confused. Reaper said, "You know... Mariofreak? He fucked a morbidly obese chick and furries wanted to rape him?" Ogg said, "I don't recall any of this, Reaper." Reaper sighed, "Whatever. Anyway, I found a way to get into Outsider." Silver screamed, "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL US THAT, YOU FUCKTART!" Reaper smacked Silver and said, "Let me get to it. Alright, you know how Outsider occasionaly leaks the link to toy with Nsider? Well, there is our exit. We need to get into that link and make it into Outsider."
Ogg questioned, "Reaper, it's a validation only site and we're not members of it." Reaper said, "Exactly. We'll need to find a disguise. We'll need to find an Nsider that isn't a retard, kill him, take his body, skin the skin, wear the skin as a suit, and ask for validation. Also, underneath our suits will be RPGs, swords, and dildos to fight them with. Let's go find us some skin, Boyaholics." Reaper hit the teleport button and the three were transported into Power On. The hunt was on.
They didn't have to search long. They found three women and just decided to kill them and take their skins. They'd just validate them automatically for having boobs. Silver began to feel up the dead one's boobs and Reaper said, "You're disgusting." Silver screamed, "What, you weren't thinking of fondling a dead woman's boobs?" Reaper and Ogg both said, "No." Silver said, "Oh... Let's just never mention this ever again." They found a link into Outsider and said to each other, "Lock and load, bitches."
Um, wut?
It jumped from Chapter 4 to Chapter 6. psyduck;
Chapter 7: The Longest Day
They found themselves smack dab in the middle of the Outsider Guest Board. Reaper said, "Alright, get ready to show some tit, guys." Silver and Ogg nodded. Slim opened the clouds and erupted his head from the heavens. Slim screamed, "OH MY GOD, WOMEN! INSTA-VALIDATE!" A stairway to heaven emerged and the trio were on their way to Outsider. They made sure to take care of Slim first since he's the only one who's seen them. As soon as they got off the stairway, they found themselves in the Initation Building with Slim. Slim strutted around and said, "So... Want to show me your boobs?"
Silver walked right up to Slim and said seductively, "Sure, big boy..." Silver ripped the skin off, grabbed his Colt .45, and blew Slim away. Silver said, "You came too early." Reaper high fived Silver. Ogg said, "Badass comment. Remember, people. Let's talk shit." They exited the Initation Building and headed to the biggest Outsider fortress... General Discussion. They kicked the doors down and screamed, "THIS IS FOR BOYAH!"
TO BE CONTINUED
I'M STILL NOT IN? argh;
lol
LOST CHAPTER 5: Getting Anal With Mariofreak55 and NOA Taylor
Mariofreak shrunk to the size of an ant and found himselves at the hands of the morbidly obese NOA Taylor. Taylor said, "Oh, yeah, what a hot sex toy. I think I will insert this hot sex toy into my anus." Mariofreak screamed as he was forcibly inserted into her anus where he would stay for all eternity since he could somehow survive forever when being shrunk.
THE END
WHERE THE HELL IS CHAPTER 5?! psyduck;
CHAPTER 8: The Epic Battle
Karel screamed, "GET THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING CLOCK, FUCKERS! FUCK!" Ogg dived while shooting with both pistols, aiming for his enemies. Ogg yelled, "DON'T MISS WITH A MAN WHO KNOWS CHOW YUN FAT'S MOVES, ASSHOLE!" Ogg shot Commodore Guff in the head and as Guff collapsed, he managed to utter the word, "wut..." Silver slid across a table, heading straight to his target, Angelbacon. AB was too busy shooting at Reaper to notice him sliding down. Silver finally made it to Angelbacon and blew him away with his 12 gauge shotgun. Silver said, "Well, you must be blown away by meeting me... Ha, ha, ha!" Fizzee got up and shouted, "THAT SUCKED AND YOU SUCK!"
Due to Fizzee getting out of his cover, he was subsequentily shot multiple times by Reaper. Fizzee's last words were "You all suck... But, not me... I AM FIZZEE!" Ogg making his cover known was a terrible move as Phydeaux ran towards Ogg to kill him. Phydeaux stod over Ogg. Phy said, "Hello, Ogg. I am Phydeaux. You murdered my butt buddy. Prepare to die." Just as Phy was about to pull the trigger, out of the doors comes a masked man. The masked man shot Phydeaux in the head, causing Phy to miss and fire at his fellow Outsider, Felt Mountain. Felt's penis was shot and Felt proclaimed, "OH, GOD, NOOOOOOO!" Felt could not live without his penis so he killed himself.
Karel101 was the only one left in the room. He continued to shoot at the Boyaholics and the masked man but kept failing to hit any. Finally, Karel ran out of bullets. He was doomed. Reaper grabbed Karel101 and brought him outside. Reaper aimed the gun at Karel and said, "Bring us to the admin forum." Reaper cocked the gun and said, "Now." Karel began to cry and unlocked the door. Ogg said, "Wait, who's the hooded guy?" The masked man took off his mask and said, "Hey, guys..." Reaper smiled, "I knew you didn't die, Eminem." Karel shouted, "If I'm done here, could I go wipe the blood off of me?" Reaper shot Karel in the head. Reaper said, "Hey... Wash the blood off of you... Now." Eminem said with disgust, "That was terrible."
Reaper said, "Let's just open the door." They opened their doors to find the one they had been looking for all this time. Andrew1911 turned around in his chair and said, "Oh, hello, I did not see you there."
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 15, 2007, 06:19:59 PM
WHERE THE HELL IS CHAPTER 5?! psyduck;
That was Chapter 5. The one with Mariofreak getting anal. psyduck;
lol
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 15, 2007, 06:30:35 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 15, 2007, 06:19:59 PM
WHERE THE lavaland IS CHAPTER 5?! psyduck;
That was Chapter 5. The one with Mariofreak getting anal. psyduck;
Okay. flower;
ZOMFG PLOT TWIST burned;
Chapter 9: The Great Escape
Ogg charged at Andrew1911 and hit him with the gun. It smacked right into Andrew1911's jaw. He was there this time. Andrew1911 spit his blood into Ogg's face. Ogg shot Andrew1911 in the kneecap. Ogg screamed, "MAKE YOUR NEXT MOVE, ASSHOLE!" Andrew1911 smiled with blood in his teeth. Andrew1911 said, "I... Just... Did... So, you fools... I lead you all into this room to kill you off, once and for all... Especially you, Eminem. I knew you weren't dead, you dumb fuck. I got cameras everywhere. Now, you will all die and you will all stop trying to resist your death. Understood?"
Reaper took out his cock and smacked Andrew1911 with it. Reaper screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?" Andrew1911 smiled, "Hear that alarm? That's the countdown to your deaths... I just told SM that child porn has been posted here and they'll be arriving here very soon to delete this site... Along with you in it." Silver said, "Jesus..." Andrew1911 laughed manically, he coughed out more blood as Reaper cut off Andrew1911's cock. Reaper shoved it into Andrew1911's mouth and had a look of grim satisifaction as Andrew1911 choked on his cock. He finally died. It was over... It was finally over. The alarm became louder and they had to find a way out.
Reaper shouted, "QUICK! GET TO THE GUEST BOARD! FIND A LINK TO A SEX SITE! WE CAN ESCAPE THERE!" Silver stayed behind. Reaper screamed, "COME ON! COME WITH US, SILVER!" Silver said, "There is something I must do, Reaper... There is something I must do..." Reaper shrugged and ran with Eminem and Ogg to the guest board. While running, Ogg said, "Dude, you know they link to stuff like rape, right? Do we really want to go there?" Reaper said, "It's our only chance." They finally reached the large cliff edge that led to the guest board. Reaper said, "All right, time to jump. We've got to land on a link to make it, though." As they looked back, they saw a Simple Machines bot deleting Outsider. Reaper screamed, "NOW!"
The Simple Machines bot had just deleted the ground they had just stood on a manner of seconds before. It was headed to the guest board next. They had to make it to the link before the S & M bot beat them. They saw the link. They were nearing it. The S & M bot was just about to delete the link as they had fallen through it. Reaper, Eminem, and Ogg had made it through the link! They celebrated as they were brought into a Playboy link. They landed right in the Grotto. Tons of Playboy Bunnies came to them and asked if they were all right. Eminem smiled and said, "Hey... Did it hurt?" They asked, "What hurts?" Eminem said, "When you fell from heaven, you sweet angels."
FUCK
I DIED. emo;
The End?
Chapter Ten: The Exit
Miss November 2006 said, "Ogg, are you ready for a second run?" Ogg screamed, "JESUS, WOMAN! WE JUST HAD SEX THREE TIMES! YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? I NEED MY SPACE, JESUS!" Ogg left the room, put on his vest, and entered the Study Hall to meet with Reaper and Eminem. Reaper said, "All right, guys. I think it's time to leave." Eminem said, "To where, asshole? I don't want to go to Nsider. The stories I've heard from Ogg are enough." Reaper said, "Well, I'm growing bored, fucking all these hot women in luxury conditions. I want to go back to home... Boyah."
Ogg scoffed, "Dude, Boyah's dead. Andrew1911 deleted it. Remember?" Reaper nodded, "Yes, he did... But, it was in the mainframe at Outsider." Eminem shouted, "Dude, Outsider's dead so Boyah's dead, you retard!" Reaper said, "You forget how many people we had attack Outsider? Four. Did you forget Silver?" Eminem said, "Dude, I just got to the party a few days ago. I barely know Ogg." Ogg shouted, "Hey!" Eminem added, "No offense." Reaper said, "Anyway, remember that Silver didn't come with us to escape?" Eminem and Ogg said in unison, "Oooh..."
Reaper said, "Exactly. My guess is Silver knew about Boyah being on the hard drive in the Admin section of Outsider so he decided to sacriface himself for Boyah. Gentlemen, let's go back to Boyah." Eminem and Ogg smiled. Reaper put his hand out and said, "Go Team Boyah." Eminem put his hand on Reaper and said, "Go Team Boyah." Ogg put his hand on top of Eminem's which was on top of Reaper's. Ogg said, "Go Team Boyah." They went through the link. A Playboy Bunny said, "Should we have had told them we all had STDs?" Another said, "Nah. They'll find out soon enough."
lol STDS!
Note: Here is where I'm going to put in multiple endings to the series and you guys tell me which one you love the best. Here is my favorite, so far...
Chapter Eleven: The Finale
Ogg, Eminem, and Reaper entered the link and came back to good ol' Boyah. Ogg said, "Yeah... Smell that good ol' air..." They walked around a bit and went into the Admin board to re-build the site. They noticed something strange... Reaper said, "Is... That us? With everyone else? What the hell?" The weird Eminem, Reaper, and Ogg came walking towards our heroes. The weird trio saw our heroes and freaked out. They shouted, "Who the fuck are you, guys?" Our heroes replied, "I guess we're you... From the future." The pastees shouted, "They're spies! Kill them!"
Past Eminem took out a shotgun and blasted our heroes to death. Eminem inspected their pulses. He proclaimed, "They're dead." Past Reaper said, "Thank God that's over with. Now, let's go plan a trip to some cool place... How abut Japan?"
A few weeks later... Reaper shouted, "Hey, guys! We're going to have an awesome trip to Japan, paid by our fellow user Andrew1911! Isn't that great?"
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Chapter Twelve: The Other Finale
Ogg, Eminem, and Reaper entered the link and came back to good ol' Boyah. Ogg said, "Yeah... Smell that good ol' air..." They walked around a bit, looking at their classic home... They went to the Admin board to rebuild their site. They entered the board and found themselves with a gun pointed at them by the one and only Andrew1911. Andrew1911 laughed, "Oh, you dumb assholes... I planned this all along. You just killed my advanced hologram... Thank you for following my plan step by step. I wanted Outsider and Boyah to myself and you have just given it to me on a silver platter. And, now... To take care of you two..."
Andrew1911 cocked the gun and blew the brains out of our heroes. He laughed heatily, kicking their bodies around. He had an evil grin on his face as he controlled both sites. He could now rule the internet with an iron fist. The dark ages of the internet had just begun...
THE END
Chapter Thirteen: The Other Other Finale
Ogg, Eminem, and Reaper entered the link and came back to good ol' Boyah. Ogg said, "Yeah... Smell that good ol' air..." They walked around a bit, looking at their classic home... They went to the Admin board to rebuild their site. They began to bring the site to it's former glory and smiled at each other. Eminem said, "Well, it looks like with Outsider gone, we can finally be the bigger site, right, guys?" Ogg and Reaper laughed with Eminem as they had become close friends for life and created one of the biggest sites of all time.
Coming off of vacation, LOLLAMA tried logging into Outsider. He couldn't log in. He found a message from Boyah that said they had destroyed it and Boyah will forever be the supreme forum. LOLLAMA cursed their names to the heavens and planned to take Boyah down... But, for right now, the trio is happy and that's all that matters.
THE END
I like thirteen since it leaves room for a sequal.
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 15, 2007, 07:23:37 PM
I like thirteen since it leaves room for a sequal.
Twelve leaves room for a sequel, as well, but it depends on if you want to see a baby eating, egomanicial, sociopath have an entire fan-fic on his rise to power.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 15, 2007, 07:24:58 PM
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 15, 2007, 07:23:37 PM
I like thirteen since it leaves room for a sequal.
Twelve leaves room for a sequel, as well, but it depends on if you want to see a baby eating, egomanicial, sociopath have an entire fan-fic on his rise to power.
Eleven also leaves room for a sequel.
VERAH NICE ANDREW
So, I see how it is. edumacate;
I prefer number 13.